How to Pwn Noobs (MW2 Gameplay/Commentary)

[Dzingx]

it works!!!!!!!!

[nuketownmonster342]

turn ur mic down stupid

[happysaco]

i like your light saber!!!

[MultiStyle100]

only noobs who dislike this !

[DoYouTrustMe94]

lol it's amizing how stupid people are! this is only a joke! Noobs!

[xxnighthawk99]

he said poon instead of pwn LMFAO noob -_-

[ChalupaTacoMeister]

Haha youre a n00b lol

[zachm202]

How to "poon" noobs, lol. :3

[HALJbroz]

3782 people dont understand sarcasm

[TheDeliciousOneHD]

Nice lightsaber, ohh wait that's the dislike bar..

[xbolts211743x]

You say "I'm gonna "pwn" some noobs!". I say "I'm gonna TEACH some noobs and they're going to pwn YOU!"

[CallofdutyISL]

I wish i were as good as you

[iSkylarPwnTV]

Ninjas Are the Coolest Animal Eva

[953chriS]

someone is boosting

[insaneninja2010]

he is not pwning noobs he isgetting pwnd

[leonvandermaas]

you just fucking suck, you talk about powning the nuwb but your one. so please go one making filmmontages, dont play, cause you suck.

[leonvandermaas]

you are a nowp



[supergtrroblox]

more like how to get pwned by noobs XD

[TheJbuk1]

Haha best commentary ever, btw any1 watched the killfeed?? The pavelow was boosted;)

Nice vid

[farouqnimer]

lol at the word noobs

[legodragonman90]

ITS A MICKEY TAKE DONT COMMENT ON BAD GAMEPLAY HES FAKING

[123pie111]

Fail

[tcunha87]

WTF????????

[TheLordofShell]

All foreigners suck at FPS

[GamingTvx1]

This might be the worst video ive ever seen XD

[callmexfabz]

nice vid best commentary I've ever seen i liked and subed cheers 4 the awesome tips

[MethuenKidd978]

I'm pretty sure he's just JOKING.

[NateAlexBaby80]

isnt saying " i can pwn noobs" equivalent to saying i can take candy from a baby? pwn a vet. then u can get respect :p

[thejoe875]

he said he found the perfect spot to cum at :39 -:41

[damianenrike]

I only see this cuz ur voive r sexy

[Steeeezie]

"as you can say im doing rileh weeell" um no? lol

[suitorryan]

This is embarrassing!

[ChairTheWood]

xD nice wid It was really funny man!;)

[Xsonic378X]

He knows his stuff XD LOL

I laughed when i saw like/dislike bar EVERYBODY ITS A JOKE a good one 2 =D

[Legomaster1144]

guys r u stupid he is JOKEING IT IS A JOKE J-O-K-E

[BradzPromoFtw]

you suck.



[hellmetal75]

u guys do know this is a joke right?

[bananahamock4life]

fag you are the noob

[tonyjaune]

you noob

[kurmiss20]

loser



[111goo]

lol liked XD

[iFrostiy]

machinima is shit now if it lets camping and knifing fags on their channel

[jaxisbomb]

camping is 4 bitches

[TheYoboy999]

I like how he seems surprised when he says "oh my god, i'm winning!"

[MINIMILK1111]

Spoon you got pooned

[zXSharpscreenZx]

its called pawn not poon u idiot

[whopper1990]

How to poon....?

[xShozWorld]

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[mrbattlefieldhero100]

you do know that hes joking right? he sees a claymore and says ''just run into it they dont like that...''

[vinner321]

the like/dislike looks like a lightsaber cool!!!!!!!!!!!

[HankDIF]

douche

[Agrafka]

I laugh at the people who actually take this video seriously.

[ShadowDwarfy]

dude pls leave mw2 bcz you suck

[MrVOLKNER117]

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[Jensoncorpuz]

this is obviously a joke

[596vans]

campers are noobs so why dont you pwone yourself!!!!!!!

[XxColts74xX]

Camping=not KILLING noobs. Camping=BEING A NOOB YOU DUMBASS. YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME.

[RTBzK1LLJOY]

how 2 pwn noobs dont u mean how 2 be a noob

[mikeloancloser]

Is this guy kidding?! he sucks hahaha

[PumblechuckTV]

@mikeloancloser you suck for not realising this is a joke ffs

[Gaming205]

Set up new clan on modern warfare 2 (Trickshoters) Leave comment on my youtube page and ill msg you back thanks or tell me your GT:

[malacif]

successful troll is successful 

[LeaderSN1]

You'd do better running around with Cold-Blooded, Ninja, and Sleight of Hand, equip a PP200, and throw tomahawks all round long.

[LeaderSN1]

@LeaderSN1 Throwing Knife, sorry. Been playing Black Ops for too long.

[Karlbergfilip]

They pwned you! your the "NOOB" CAMPER

[carwik149]

Hmm.. Is he a brittish?.... oh wait dumb question just look at his playstyle.

[prosnipezz007]

at 1:04 he said when you get bored leave he said that while he was goin to die

[117wrathborne117]

news flash camping and grinding the corners of rooms IS NOOB. noob is jumpy guy

quick scope guy

noob tube guy

10sensitivity guy

lmg spam guy and lightweight marrathon comando guy

[vouroujake34snipe]

it sucks really

[loufreax]

You are good men ,add me: K1ng_julio95

[reacme]

dude u re not serius? ju have got to be trolling? "the awesome power of camping"??

you idiotic piece of shit! you play like my grandma wuld!

u shuld switch to games for 3-5 years old!!!

im sorry for u buth u re the noob here...

leave the shooters alone and go play pokemon or something...

[cctomcat32]

@reacme if you haven't paying attention to any of machinima videos...they're supposed to be funny. your spelling on the other hand is hilarious...read a fuckin book. and pokemon fuckin rocks btw. either way you spell like you're "3-5 years old!!!"...noob

[reacme]

@cctomcat32 hahah after this i watched more stuff from this dude and i rofled :D i shuld delete this coment,i know :D

and i know pokemon rock,i play it on my phone, but its much simpler than cod.

[cctomcat32]

@reacme right on :)

[tanzura100]

hahaha omg what a noob

he sucks at this game

[rriewer]

hahaha love the way he pronounces pwn.

"how to poon noobs"

[XxColts74xX]

@rriewer how to "spoon" noobs LMAO xD

[cpshadow1]

umm this is kinda sad cuz this guy is a noob camping doesnt require skill u just hit the FUCKING crouch button camping is so GAY too

[ScarkProductions]

I dont "PWN" noobs.. i "PWN" pros

[00JohnMarston]

it sounds like he's saying "how to poo noobs" xD thumbs up if u agree

[HARRYBEWLEY]

hardscoping cunt

[UnleashThePanduh]

pwn = pune or poon?

[xXBusY69Xx]

he say pwn all noobs but... he didnt kill himself

[sleethertheslayer]

I think this is Machinima's "Epic Fail Video" And I don't see the talent here of Pwning Noobs, It's actually being a Noob.. Seriously.

[STR8CLIFF344]

you fucking suck cunt

[ThatOneRussian]

this video isnt as much "Pwning Noobs" as it is "Noob Getting Pwned Over And Over And Over"

[ThePowerking94]

yeah right, you are the noob they are the pwners x)

[Mrfallouthero]

How he says "pwn" XD.... Its not pronounced ""POON"".. A POON is a chicks pleasure maker! My friend, it is pronounced ""pOHn"" p - OH - n..... I justed started LMAO'ing when i heard that xD.. Well anyway nice vid but im not a big fan of camping =]

[B3D0B0Y11]

some1 tell me how the bloody hell this got on machinima

[AvoidGames]

781 peoples cant play mw2!!!

[B4ngyerDEAD]

YOU! the noob who gets pwned

[B4ngyerDEAD]

1) campers are gay

2) you suck

3) B4ngyerDEAD is my name, pvp me and ill crush you

4) wtf, all the rude ppl get boomed????~! wtf

[homamaboud]

I would like to say that the Youtube community has the most dumbest fuckfaces around.

You guys DO know that this video is joke? Wow.. I am speechless.

[awesomekiller1232]

@homamaboud You, my friend, are not a noob. :)

[homamaboud]

@awesomekiller1232 I feel obligated to thank you.

So I'll just tap you on the back and say "Back at ya!"

[LeeviON]

The stupidest part of this are the comments. People who ACTUALLY take this video seriously......

[ForgeForMadness]

OMG UR THE WORST KIND OF NOOB!!!! THE DEADLY... CAMPER!!!

[sizerb123]

haha even i am better then u with the inte i do better a bit lame quick scope but 100000x better and more kills then u... wheres the fun camping at the same place and dying all the time???

[elc131]

Camping?? Are you kidding me?? Thats the dumbest thing ever no one even like people who camp.

[bufftank52]

1:39 "im doing really well"

even though there doublin my score

[m16icantfail]

"more nnobs to poon" lmao hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa "supper uuuuper" lmao i like his funny accent

[cLuTcHxGaMeInGs]

haha dude you fucking suck, i left more talent laying in the toilet this morning. lmfao!!! if you wanna 1v1 my gamertags. cLuTcHxGaMeInGs and i will skull fuck you!!

[awesomekiller1232]

@cLuTcHxGaMeInGs If you can see, it's obviously a joke, and if your inbred ass is to slow to realize that, your "special" education isn't helping much now, is it?

[zKiddSwaqqx]

@cLuTcHxGaMeInGs dude chill the fk out.. videos are for your entertainment.. you dont have to be good..

[zKiddSwaqqx]

@cLuTcHxGaMeInGs and Look whos talking.. At least he's getting his videos uploaded

[higupownaakaikki]

@cLuTcHxGaMeInGs another little kid who brags with their uber *360 weapon switch mid air masturbation late 180 quickscopes... This video is obviously a joke

[ssjdarksector]

@cLuTcHxGaMeInGs hey dont take that word from gohan! the skull fuck you by TeamFourStar

[primastudios]

is this a joke?

[SupremeAmerican]

I still havent played this game and i am better than you. Get over it.

[Ytsma1]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[lilrobyd94]

ur bad at mw2 ill scrape u any time oEkS x CHAOSo

[olachh]

U suck

[420Juve]

Man this dudes voice is so annoying and its not "poon"

[gangstervural]

you mean 'how to pwn the like bar'

[Candro141]

you suck like your mum in bed......

[mthyicalBeast]

ahahahahahhaah he says "pwn" like "poon" .

[glitchfreak118]

@mthyicalBeast i know right

[DeathKnight2809]

Guys this is a joke! You retards...

[MultiBrady029]

Um um ok ya um ya ok that's all I hear from him

[eron1965]

more like how noobs pwn you

[SexyKush420]

please tell me this little prick isnt on machinima anymore

[tommywommywoowooable]

lol he says pooned

[TitaniumCarbine]

I honestly can't tell if this is a joke or not.

[letsgojerk1]

so u did a video on how to pwn noobs and yet you fucking suck dick at the game damn what has this world come to

[frenchpnut]

thanks for giving us all the tips for being a noob

[Q8RedDevil91]

i didnt see noobs getting poooned XD

[Shereeeeeeeeeeeee]

so when do you start 'pwning'?

[TwinvsSage]

you are a little fag who has no skill in this game also fucking camping is for pussy noobs run in there and get shot in the face like a true noob

[SuppishFishAndChips]

i loike how everyone is annoyed at him when he did it took the piss out of mlg guys. LOL!

[lolfreak24]

You should consider getting a bit more skill before post a video on how to pwn noobs...just saying

[jcazapatalo999]

"Ninjas are the coolest animals in the world" LOL XD

[jcazapatalo999]

Are you making a video how to kill yourself?

[TheFunnykid33]

"shaunk" wdf bro its shank

[vFlashBoii]

Did Machinima get taken over by a bunch of faggots or something?

[TheSCOTTYDC]

ya your anoob you camp and suck

[DTRxBEAST]

your a noob 

[DTRxBEAST]

your a noob

[TheSCOTTYDC]

ya you are a noob you camp and you suck

[TheSCOTTYDC]

you suk

[T0mmyboy100]

How the fuck did this get on machinima?

Even if it IS a parody video, it's honestly not very funny.

[EWOKxCLANxTRYOUTS]

Is this supposed to be funny? All i see is an idiot running around failing at hard scoping and failing at going ninja. Try again.

[spartadude68]

alright guyz....shhhhh. i want 2 know how to poon some noobes.

[jamskaterwc]

your the noob for camping

[ThEOBLIVIONTACO]

dude you suck!

[runescape335]

this video should b named how you got pwn by noobs

[8ballWASD]

Pretty gay

[tottenhamnoah99]

i didnt watch this video after reading the comments

[runehope1]

wat level r u???????????????

[HolyJabbles]

o ya u were doing really well u fat @%^

[the1andONLY2k10]

i dnt no how ur pwnin any noobs cuz the only 1 is u

[ShinobiKillZ2320]

ninja arnt animal u racist bich



[affekt209]

and hes in machinma WHY

[FrEezExFakie]

3635 people are noobs

[DethlyDreamer]

I'm gonna press the like button because I like how he thinks he pwns and actually gets pwned himself =D

[afgwonga123]

P!ECE OF SH!T

[PingChingPong]

By camping you become the thing you had souht the PWN. A nood.

[BLOODFIRE31]

Okay i loved the part at 5:56!

[whitebait41]

He said the art of camping is about time patiece and effort......then he got bored of his spot and left

[juicebox569]

he really sucks at sniping and should learn how to fucken hit the bloody people

[zLiammmUK]

its only coz u cant get a nuke LOL

[TheGUNRKlan]

you only showed us how to pwn your self- you got 6 kills & 10 DEATHS! half the nuke was probably on you AND its not pronounced pooon its pwn!!!

[TheGUNRKlan]

he only showed us how to pwn your self and it not pronounced pooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZyLeMempire]

you suck



[mw2isbetterthanyou]

fail

[ghman888]

im sad they didnt make MW:2 for the wii :(

[MrHunkjR]

dude. you are the worst noob pooner eever.....

and your english blows cock too.

[TheNekogood]

the only newb is you

[PedroAgraPK]

"Ninjas are the coolest animals in the world"

are u a alien?

"i always blow other claymors so he dont get frags"

u killed urself on it! u give the kill! RETARDED!

[kamaster1011]

@PedroAgraPK ?

[Xtremepaintballer123]

thumbs up if u think he sayes poo on noobs

[ray26561]

The comment s from people have made me laugh this guy or kid is a prize plonker as my mate delboy would say go and hide dick

[aman692]

i honestly watched this just to see how bad it was. i could do better and i have no recording device