5secondfilms Week In Review #154

[TheDrunkenIrishGuy]

I dont get cucumbers?

[Tenorsax621]

The old guy had to fill out that form in case of Diabetic Seizure

[AlexEXE]

The music in the first clip is so awesome.

[xel99]

all i have to say is holy shit about that last one lol

[montypython2011]

where do they come up with this music?

[AxxProducts]

0:19 Fap

[explodingicefire]

Is the old guy from the Gary's Mattress comercial?

[EnDrcc]

I want that song title.



[Homestar20845]

My dad was skeptical about the humor of you guys, so I showed him this video

He loved it

[Omeegia]

''While on the run from the cops a cucumber bandit's ATM transaction leaks vital clues that only Crime Solving Hooker can solve, but first she has to complete her whore-start paperwork.''

I want a movie out of this.

[ParfaitEtrangerLive]

For those wondering about MikkelVG's comment, Here's what he said :

Did you know a male can still get an orgasm, 12 hours after death!?

[xtan451]

these guys deserve more views

[jellymelly829]

great now i have to find MikkelVG's comment -__- thanks youtube

[ghbutler]

@Beriaal "Caring" on youtube is nothing more than just mindlessly liking comments that others have accumulated likes on. Probably a few people actually read your comment and liked it. Later, others saw it had multiple thumbs up and decided to like it as well, ignoring the content of the comment while @ the same time pretending that they actually understood it.

[ghbutler]

@Beriaal That's my point. They read it, thinking "oh, that's interesting", then a few hours later they forget all about it. I bet you that the majority of the 600 pple who thumbed up your comment have already forgot it by now.

[Hawksofprey]

Either the women sighed with relief from those waffle burned cucumbers, or the dog at the bottom was doing dirty things. 

[BAHMonkeyman]

more like 9 SECOND FILMS! AMIRIGHT???

[DoctorSquiggle]

@BAHMonkeyman no

[ghbutler]

@Beriaal But seriously, nobody cares. Why would you post such a pointless comment that people would read once then forget all about?

[sigalig]

@Beriaal lol, irrelant

[atombomm]

I love that she's British!

[Lazykyosuke]

emergency contact: The Doctor 9-1-1 WTF is my mother going to do

[capssss]

please someone tell me, what is that song at the end?

[alexdeschipper]

@capssss sounds like chelsea dagger to me

[yodaoncrak]

Hey 5secondfilms guys, at every week review, can you explain your videos at least in the description? Because i cannot understand the hooker one and the paper work one.

[ZakobYoa]

top comment with more likes than the video again

[deathb4dishonor599]

"Is your pin: 4265"

"NOPE! No it isn't!"

"I think it is. I think it is."

XD

[skiIler]

And yet again I didnt't mis anything this week :).

[AeroFix94]

i cant stop watching the right girls soft good looking boobs o_O! :) she has the exact same boobs like my sisters friends :O

[KayMa1992]

What is the name of music at the opening??

[ZOLEE94]

ATM was the best!! :'DD

[komfyrion]

That old guy is creepy!

[81nt4n9]

WHATS THE INTRO & OUTRO SONG?!¿¿¿

[bmsm194]

@metalmario1337 seriously someone makes this exact same comment every week. I'm sick of it.

[Sven2Perroy]

I FINALLY GOT IT!! She solves the mystery, because she has already sucked the butler's dick before, and the dude who got stabbed probably buttsxed the butler!

[DoS37]

@Sven2Perroy

that doesn't make sense... The butler's penis has nothing to do with this guy's penis, buttsex or not.

[Sven2Perroy]

@DoS37 re-read dude. the butler killed the guy, not the other way around

hence the dead's penis smells like the butler's ass

[DoS37]

@Sven2Perroy

Exactly, so why does the hooker know the smell of the butler's ass?

[eROCtele]

meh

[p3ncil3]

I bet he wishes he wasn't dead

[souleater443]

Wait, what's the joke in the last one?

[KuRsAbLe]

@souleater443 the joke is he's like 40 years old, and instead of putting down his wife or children, he puts down his mother

meaning hes still a total loner at 40

This is my interpretation anyway

[ElMisionero96]

This is one of the best channels I've ever been subscribed to.

[Jeitoo]

..Mother..!

[PFplusW]

Can't I subscribe to a channel that only posts the review? :)

[M4gicHat]

U GUYS ARE AWESOME COMEDY WRITERS!!!

[nemorocksohyea]

can someone describe the last one about beth smith?

[rBabaly]

@nemorocksohyea the name isnt the joke, its just that hes an adult and his mother is the only person he can think of to be an emergency contact

[nemorocksohyea]

@rBabaly lol thanks i feel stupid now

[Ifindthevids]

@MikkelVG

Actually an orgasm is your brain letting of a large amount of endorphins, and your brain stops functioning about 0 seconds after death

[chrismuscaroler]

@Ifindthevids & a sense of humor is your brain illustrating a sense of perspective, and people whose brains do not properly function therefore do not know how to take a joke.

[EnigmaticRPG]

@Ifindthevids Okay, so correct it and say they can ejaculate after death, tho I'm not sure how true that is.

And you really have to define death for your point I think... Is death WHEN your brain stops working? Because I'd say you're pretty damn dead if you're decapitated, but the brain is supposed to keep functioning for like 8sec/min after that. Tho again, how in the hell we figured out either of these quandaries is kind of disturbing.o__e

[EnigmaticRPG]

@Ifindthevids ...And please reply to that in a way that either makes me sound funny or like an ass, because I have no idea why I felt the need to type all that. Or this.

I need to gtfoffline, methinks. e__e

[eerereps]

LOL AT THE atm PIN!!!

[Patackra]

@MetalMario1337 I was just about to post the EXACT SAME COMMENT O_O

[RedSteele1]

The descriptions are always the best

[camelCaseFTW]

I can easily get a few thumbs up in other videos, but you have to be insane to get a top rated comment on a 5second film video (or a thumbs-up whore).

[metalhoodmetalhood2]

from where do they get all those classy songs?? does somebody know a few of them?

[MistaBunnBunn]

I wish i could thumbs up the description

[Ealija]

relationship:MOTHERRr.......

[capsule56]

GASP!

It was the butler!

*goes back to sucking*

[KMVTelevision]

anybody else notice the last scene is in the same place eddie films the puddin' comic?

[svkt28]

So Beth Smith is his mother?

[DeRealUno]

mehhh getting lame. unsub

[Th3Fr3m]

I don't get the crime solving hookers

[Theskittlemouse]

@Th3Fr3m the butler waxed his dick (btw in these vids you make up why or whats happening)

[Th3Fr3m]

@Theskittlemouse lol oh ok...but most of them do make sense...haha

[Theskittlemouse]

@Th3Fr3m that was my prediction anyway

[b3astieboi2]

He said mother right?

[itsSammich]

I didn't get the last one, can someone explain it to me?

[keesjah1]

i watch these cause i can

[kennedy1134]

song is: A doodlin song by peggy lee

[arnarogbjorn]

"Is this week awsome?

No,no it isin't

I think it is, i think it is....."

[Linkplay9]

this is my chance!

er....

No top rated comment yet?

[Emeralddreamnotgreen]

@MetalMario1337 funny that someone else wrote this on the last review..

[trashthethrasher]

@MetalMario1337 me neither.

[mikerula18]

Scroll back up and watch this video, damn you....

[ScotVideos]

@mikerula18 No need, you're comment and this video are both perfectly visible on this screen.

[Flaxzorhaxor]

lol

[DannimalCrackers]

the cucumber one makes me queasy

[docdo1]

@TCfoxs can too..

[MikkelVG]

Did you know a male can still get an orgasm, 12 hours after death!?

[VictorsMod]

@MikkelVG Really!? Let's try that in my backyard 8D

[TheArnzi]

@MikkelVG FAAAALSE

[N3thelim]

@MikkelVG

Speaking from experience I presume:P

[ghbutler]

@MikkelVG nobody cares

[xApfelsine]

@ghbutler Well I care.

[ghbutler]

@xApfelsine well I don't

[TheMightyKawama]

@MikkelVG ...................thanks for sharing

[MrBanankartong]

@MikkelVG I didn't knew Death could orgasm...

[Nitram916]

@MikkelVG the fuck?

[MrStepwan]

@MikkelVG thats not true because for a male to get an erection blood needs to be pumped into the penis, blood cant get pumped because the heart has stopped(AKA your dead).

[wouspe]

@MikkelVG dude... what??? LOL

[Thadeus95]

@MikkelVG thats fucked up....but makes sense.

[XeDro987]

@MikkelVG And why would a man get an orgasm 12 hours after is death?! WTF?!

[Patsch0r]

@XeDro987 Stimulation of the spinal nerve

[codyownz2]

@MikkelVG How exactly would one test that?

[audveltadmuna]

@MikkelVG did some scientists try to masturbate a dead body?

[CptCool2]

@audveltadmuna No, it's common sense if you understand the body. It's not a full orgasm, but since it takes a while for the nerves to die, they still would react as if they did when the body was alive and those nerves aroused.

[db0lover]

@MikkelVG O_o

[SpecialMayonaise]

@MikkelVG learn something new every day :D im going to assume this is true.

[Rohaniswatto]

@MikkelVG I am curious as to who discovered that fine bit of information

[AlucardTheGuy]

@Rohaniswatto

Japanese Hentai is my guess. Actually, it's the truth. Don't ask me how I know.

[JordanGalle]

@Rohaniswatto It's called rigor mortis, bud. Look it up. XD

[0Slaxer0]

@Rohaniswatto IT WAS THE BUTLER

[RagingPencil]

@Rohaniswatto the crime solving hooker did.

[MrSkillns]

@MikkelVG Your shitting me.

[Rohaniswatto]

@MrSkillns No, he's pulling your chain

[MrSkillns]

@Rohaniswatto Hope so

[frankenshizzle]

@MikkelVG Yes. *shifty eyes*

[linefly1231]

@MikkelVG Can't feel it though :P

[dilsco]

@MikkelVG

How the fuck was that tested...

[miteyboosh23]

@MikkelVG Yet is impossible to get a woman to orgasm while conscious.

[marcushickein]

@MikkelVG I don't wanna know how you know that.

[showan412]

@MikkelVG Mighty shit son!

[craig134Gameplay]

@MikkelVG how the fuck did you find that out ! :P

[KyubiEmz3310]

@MikkelVG I can only imagine how you found that out.

[bigepi]

@MikkelVG They were faking it :P

[coleseum1]

@MikkelVG i hope you didn't do your research on man who "were' alive!

[DoS37]

@MikkelVG

Pic or it didn't happen.

[vinieboy92]

@MikkelVG yes, yes I knew.

[lwkleijn]

@MikkelVG You're kiddin' me right?!

[SuperboyStudios]

@MikkelVG

Kindly kill yourself for sharing that information with us

[KnowlingGirl]

@MikkelVG Did you know that pigs orgasm for 30 minutes?

[samthelego89]

meow meow meow meow meow mewo meow mewo meow mewtwo meow meow meow meow meow meowww mew meowtow meowtwo meowmooo' mewowww moeee mewo emow meow meow

[TCfoxs]

This is not a comment.

[1ZsebastianZ1]

yay

[olivierlar]

early comment

[mrlevrot]

0:36 why does she keep "sucking" after she solved the crime?

[Rancid666666]

@mrlevrot cause shes a hooker?

[ikkanergeenbedenken]

might be first....probably not

[AlexandriaT2012]

doo doo dee-do dee-do dee do

[aznhaxx]

Sometimes somewhat in somewhere, yep.

[TheHumanRemix]

last



[profit180]

13 coment

[Masteradam13]

I believe in a comment section free from the oppression of people who comment First!

[GameoGames]

16ntntntnt

[babybeAsta877]

song?



[TheOnlyOANDM]

under 1,000 club

[manjakit]

mew

[dagonfeathers]

i think this week has been one of the best for 5sf

[AsleApeland]

78th



[kingg0d]

under 3 club

[HenrynoHorumon]

cheesecake?

[Eechelbomber]

first!!



[Eechelbomber]

bgujholg

[BloodyMagnificent]

First

[Daleilama5]

<3 no homo

[BigFanofBarnif85]

2nd nah ha

[WeirdGuy207]

SECONDZ!!!!!

[TheAbsoluteLegend]

Penis

[Theblargen]

First? nahh..