YOUTUBE MADE ME A RETARD!!!

[raypsi1]

you got to make this a video game on facebook it could put farmville to shame

[pauljs75]

Derp Pr0n? Or is it something from that Sarah Silverman show that used to be on?

Also anybody who can convince people to press the "Windows-Key" and then "u" twice rapidly and makes a video about it wins a free internet. (Only works on Windows OSs, but may be amusing enough. Yes, I'm bored.)

[andreasheinz]

Tis one was about april 98...

...and ITS STILL the best.

It was a stunning time then, not?

[SirCarnageTheBrave]

seems like you brought the stupid to youtube (Trollface)

[whoodey883]

449,4448 of you got off when she started drooling 

[RiotsMustStop]

Imagine watching this when you're high.

[spookedbysuits]

Retard? That's kind of a fucked up word to use.

[yyoungstud]

fried herself i did the same thing but im still 21....AND IM 23! =D

[aleko11]

love 

[hcsuarnefeiT]

if u only watch stupid things guess what u become stupid

[freemanalan1]

Is this a shape shifting Annunaki alien "grey"?

[branza27]

the comment above mine will be stupid

[TheKokanin]

Whore

[Darktician]

would've been better if you were naked, and showed a lot of tits.

i'll still fuck you in the throat though. i mean, if thats what you're lookin to do...

[thefabfour2]

i dont think anyone who comments on this can take a joke

[numbifyify]

youtube just brings your retardedness to us

[OasisOblivion]

lsd

[ibemanful]

wat the fuck

[antibieberforce10000]

no retardation made you a retard

[videocritic2463]

it does taht.

[jwperfect]

DAMN it's like im on LSD again.

[jobforaskater68120]

I need to stop huffing Ether and watching youtube... i think its making me go insane.  or its just the video

[alexeiShapov]

wow :0

[TheMultikiT]

good music

[alxparas1]

Sun burns also!Blame this too, or take care?

[Antimanele104]

1.stupid video.

2.how the hell did I got here from watching ducks blown in the wind?

3.stupid video.

[cncmum168]

@Antimanele104 Dude, same. i was watching ducks being blown away by the wind

[sergeant5027]

YOU BORN RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[potheadpickle]

Lol... Looks like half the viewers are horny and stupid... And I dunno how the hell I got here, I was watching stuff about Pythons...

[stoudbaker]

@potheadpickle iwas watching video gam playthroughs then pwn wars now this basically

[Gzero91]

My nipples are hard

[Qwicksy]

This video really spoke to me, i get this feeling deep down which i cannot describe... Time to watch pr0n.

[beetoogeekay]

OH WOW!!!!! EVEN THOUGH YOUR HOT, WE SHOULD DATE;)

BUT THIS VIDEO IS IDK PLAIN AND IDK NO OFFENCE STUPID.

[MacDaddyRico]

Bad acid trip?

[taneeshablack]

this is a dumb vid.

[Nevitono1]

Seu cú

[GrowlingVocals]

are you sure its youtube's fault?

[JorgsnewYTaccount]

RETARD MADE ME A YOUTUBE!

[tineeblusher]

i don't get it but i watched it all...

kinda feel like i was being hypnotised...?

¬_¬!!

[BROCKLESNARFAN1980]

FUNNY VID AND YOU ARE CUTE TOO.

A WIN WIN SITUATION ; )

[goldbullet50]

0:08 Ah the old youtube

[Watcher1821]

co za asy...

[TheJayman213]

...it made you a retard, alright! -.-

[lilnip67]

@TheJayman213 hahaha... This is the simplest yet the best comment I see on here. LMAO :}}

[TheMajicTaco]

you need to seek psychiatric help

[masluxx]

fake and gay !!!!

[Elvensteel0]

@vlogolution pretty sure you where a retard already XD

[a15gregjockca]

youtube is CRACK, mothahfuckers! run bitchez run!!

[nesbitt615]

@a15gregjockca Youtube is a T.V. addicts methadone! 

[ThePechenuha]

что это? чито за хреновина?

[DoctorDreee]

and i thought my videos were stupid!

guess not!

[blackopsMrWsad]

You were always retarded.

[pyrorar]

I'm pretty sure its not YouTube that made you a retard.

Retard.

[XrogersmithX]

uuuuuummmmmmm ok

[DrKarot7760]

@matt91gee Yes matt, he died.. he in heavenz now..

[DrKarot7760]

@suzieq20202 More like she was Low -nly

[matt91gee]

@DrKarot7760 DID HE DIED?

[Tecumseh1812]

there are parents of children who are actually mentally retarded. In my opinion , you show poor judgement , immaturity , and frankly , plain stupidity when you say anyone is a "retard ". Don't get me wrong , I agree that you are an idiot , but "retard" is a poor choice of words , even for an idiot

[XDCow]

Sorry to break it to you like this, but as Shakespeare once said...

"Youtube didn't make you shit, you were born that way."

[hags891]

hmmm. I don't think youtube made you a retard. You did that yourself....

[juggaloZig]

i dont get tha point of this damn video

[fiqx87]

theres no way i'd subscribe you you little bitch

[Jmikey222]

u should gic=ve ur number hot as fuckkkk

[MarkHajdukSplit]

1:37... does it say need? because I think it says weed. :o

[tomblack2112]

No, no I get it. What she's saying is that all life is a manifestation of a higher reality which we can't understand because we sit behind a wall of perception that increasingly fogs our ability to perceive it unless we are willing to lose our grip of what we assume is the vertical and horizontal hold of our reality. But I still want to see her breasteses. Sorry, I'm a guy. It's kinda a hobby. I like a woman that's smart, but there's nothing wrong with being smart and sexy.

[dirtyflapper]

wtf

[xXBurntCoyoteXx]

@TheWeirdling damn that's harsh, don't be hatin' cuz it'z you they ain't datin'

BOOM!

[MomoMaxedOut]

show me your tits sexy biach :)

[BOGZASV8MA]

I love you !!!

[CRooster3]

Awful video.

Can i finger your pussy until you orgasm?

[woyay]

but youtube is on the computer you can multitask like I multitask I don't just go on youtube I play chess while being on youtube./.

[woyay]

youtube has reading on it.. I mean it's kinda not really making people as dumb as regular television would..

[blackstudios]

SHE BECAME RETARDED .. BUT ULTIMATLY SHE WILL DIE SOME DAY LIKE WE ALL WILL

[travman1987]

Must be nice to get subs for being a hot chick rather than being good at something.

[siverarrow2]

Video sucks.

Wanna have sex?

[Rayrockny]

@siverarrow2 hahaaa

[whitepride87]

hahah this video was fucking nuts

[ImaYam]

Id fuk you twice without even takng a a break in beween

[MrHappy818]

this is creepy, im scard, dont kill me

[H2OHBOM]

TITS OF GTFO youtube *puts on cool face*

[ralphbow3]

3:32 ... im scared..

[wtf9251]

shes pretty hot you should make a video of you showing us your pussy?

[Dibbles2010]

weird person!!!!

[dmjokinen]

The unaltered version of this girl is a hot fresh sex steak!

[dmjokinen]

The natural verzion of this girl is a sex steak

[thefetishboy]

whata a girl! she's perfect! I'm in love.

[mapledelux]

ur sexy

[hissbitequeen]

youtube didn't do it... birth might have tho...

[domGster]

Fukin shte

[Darthscaper21]

u have big eyes on Tuesday. like this. O.O

[OttoPharx]

Thanks for making that video about me. I sure have become a retard. All day I type in things like: idiot, hit in the nuts, owned, pwnd, crash compilation, aniston tribute. Before I got internet, I used to read books, draw pictures, work occasionally. Gotta go. Cup a noodles is calling. BTW did you know you can eat for $11 per week if you only eat ramen?

[Anzuo]

Actually, most people don't realize that there is actually a deep and metaphorical tone underlying this masterpiece. The pure emotion and artistic genius that went into creating a work of this caliber is truly staggering to the mind.

[TheSim666]

LoL keep this shit for your shitty drama school

[rynoash]

yup yer retarded

[mouthsofbabes]

This video is scaring the shit out of me.

[Zebrachee]

youtube made you a DOUCHEBAG

[mouthsofbabes]

@Zebrachee

Caps makes the word stand out.

[gyesniper]

so no tits and ass on display ? :| what is the use of this video ? :| look at those EYES :)) i'd cum on them :-??

[aeschere1987]

lol

[suzieq20202]

>.> were you high when you made this?

[Alice5150]

@suzieq20202 Doubt it, but I bet it's better to watch when you're high.

[oOunbelivebleOo]

was ist das denn fürn scheiss?

[toggr1]

tits of GTFO

[brandon2lb]

TITTIES

[hantakoshi]

u can add me at my msn

ok

[Drowzor]

Tits or gtfo

[CchemicalL]

i blame education....for everything....even global warming and stuff

[MsLeo229]

Veeeeeeeeeeeer--ga¡¡

[Gold753]

WHATEVER SH0W ME UR BEWBS

[EricSchwin22]

OMG! I'm on drugs!

[TheXkaddict]

not this biatch again :)))

[HomoSapiensSUCK]

All humans are retards if you ask me.  animals should be taking care of them instead of vice versa.

[DreidMusicalX]

HOLLY HELL! 3:00 ! Damn! Such a beautiful woman turned tard? NOOOO! lol!

[lyingstudent]

nothing better than watching some twat dribble

[Ouija88]

I don't wanna get naught with you, just wanna know how ur are.

[danielbertola98]

you dont need utube to make you a retart.

[jamescrowther1234]

not to sound sexist but this is the first funny woman ever, bet she makes a good sandwich ;)

[firecrotch6000]

and retard

[firecrotch6000]

i can tell you spelt made wrong and you look pretty retarded in this video

[MegaGozzo]

Dark side of drugs?

[zillajratomicray]

youre exactly right.youtube did make you a retard.

[Skittles321GO]

Ok we get it you love staring at yourself. Your mom made you retarded, this is a waste its not even funny. What the hell is wrong with you? Get off youtube you fat fuck.

[sirpwnage11]

Is there a download for the song? Can't find it anywhere.

[sirpwnage11]

It's on ccmixter. Look up "Vincent Vega What If" on google, should be the first one on the list.

[moralgrey]

We get it, you like to stare at yourself for hours. So how does that make you any more special than every other vacuous twat posting on youtube? Man, this isn't even funny or artistic in a post-ironic way. What the hell is wrong with you.

[sirpwnage11]

it's just a long ad for showing they have more stuff coming up. It's not made to be anything really in-depth.

[dubzz1]

ur mom using lsd made you retarded

[oscarbergner]

yeah she is fucking georgeous!

[dogmangg45]

i wanna fuck you

[rcmankamil]

@dogmangg45

Me too.

[dogmangg45]

@rcmankamil then lets do IT

[rcmankamil]

@dogmangg45

So were going to fuck her together?

[dogmangg45]

@rcmankamil you do her bunghole i do her puzzy

[TrendwhoreKiller]

"Youtube made me a retard!" - - - just like all the poeple around here posting the same stupid shitty videos. fucking attention whore do us a favour and die!

[heratus007]

you tube mad me a retart-----------

NAH YOUR PARENTS TOOK CARE OF THAT BIT

[mastercane090293]

you tube mad me a retart-----------

its not mad its made and its retard u retard !!

[PnoyRx7]

@mastercane090293 shes ovbiously just saying that to make it look like shes a retard dummy

[LukeHouser]

this video is fake and gay! lol

[chadmasta1]

is there any fucking point to this lol jk

[aixacharles]

YOU MEAN RETARD YOU RETARD!!

[MPowerS62]

ACID

[pon4o]

girl you are on shrooms..

[Labyrinth97]

Is watching this what it feels like to be high? 0_o

[GabrielRohrb]

Gostosa :D

[Shtoops27]

See this is what happens when wives stay at home and don't go off and find work.

[uberbs]

show me your labia!

[Dxox82]

T R I P P Y.

[N2K10]

NO YOU WEETARD

[mikeoutdoorsman]

Thats how people eyes get watching the older videos on youtube, you know, the ones with no HQ! haha

[MrUltimateBastard]

tits or gtfo

[StrangerTourist]

Animal

[DriftKing0180]

wtf?

[emodragonprince69]

SHE IS TRIPPIN SOME SERIOUS BALLZ! SHE NEEDS TO SHARE WHAT EVER SHES FUCKIN SMOKIN! and she drop dead fuckable

[scottebear]

Thats the same thing that happened to me!! ha good job beautiful lady

[TheHitez]

MY FUCK I WAS TRIPPIN HARD FROM MUSHROOMS ON THIS VIDEO HOURS AGO AND IT SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME. i came back to see what it was really like and it still scared me. this is fucked uppp. its ...art

[WorldCapitalBeats]

hilarious

[jordansgay373]

shes fuckable

[KatoFilms]

One of the most innovative and avant garde videos I've ever seen. Extremely creative and perfect hypnotic soundtrack utilized. Great job Alex and Michelle. 5 stars!

[LaLLdayEveryDay]

mad subliminal messages lol

[samuelo80]

gat to watch porn now??????????

[samuelo80]

gat to whach por now???

[xoddopicikokot]

hmm sec I need to get high to get the point...heheh

[KsPeRtdwhore]

wtf?!

[stalafina]

i love that song

[soccerball4688]

awesome vidieo love it

[cavscoutmp]

is she sure you-tube did that to her or the drugs ????

[furqanrauf]

beautiful eyes you have

[6Extratone6]

after this i think i dropt 40 points from my iq

[bawlfakash]

you suck watch sodomize the insects instead

[michelerossini]

aaaahhh you're a beautiful woman... don't waste your time qith shits like that!!!

[delusion0123]

wow, this is stupid and a waste of time . if you're going to make videos, can you actually make ones where you just sit and look at the computer for four minutes .

[pseudokarma]

she's much more attractive when not in motion; & what does she have against those poor retarded people? that's not very funny.

[oxzoneox]

i dont care if youtube make me retired but u are HOT

[ho11ywoodzengirl]

omg this is about me!! lol

[MSJDesign]

wtf

[chescacrew]

haha. she is the? good girl from porn209(dot)com

[danielnoesminombre]

is better play lotto ,.....me i play 5-8-21-36-38-41 have fun and play

[Corpseshredder13]

yea man totaly baked... high man... shut the fuckup u panzy ass faggot sand nigger.

i so wish i was high right now�