Asparagoose Reviews: Glorious Memories & Tale of The Muspah

[burn0all0toast]

Even with this video on mute..

It's hilarious.

[blueangelsstunts]

i laughed so hard at the " interesting hentai" part tht was very lolz

[alexcthgreat]

Hold up, that cat... Did you get that from Google images? Or have you watched Azumanga Daioh? xDDD

[Asparagoose]

Google I'm afraid. Hahaha.

[thatguyoverthere12]

Wtf Pyramid Head?

[Jh5kRadio]

Asparagoose gets angry far too easily?

[ShadowRaptor34]

dude your reviews are funny as hell! love it

[BabyVegeta9000]

American: Get the fuck out of my way, you camelly bastards.

British: Please stay clear of my path, charming ugthanki folk.

[BabyVegeta9000]

Gielinor is an anagram for religion.

:D

[Asparagoose]

Holy fucking shit you're right. I had never noticed that before.

[cainixel]

@Asparagoose CONSPIRACY!? Lol...

[dzef07]

thumbs up for triangle man

[tankcatss]

can you guys beilive this is already a year old? seems like it came out this winter

[tankcatss]

dude i cant belive this video is already a year old, seems like just last week this came out love your videos anyways dude cant wait for new ones

[wrestlingfanman22]

Lunar quests are coo.

[CalGoneCrazy]

Asp... no!

Do not lose faith in Odin!

[supergub1]

Monty Python references...lol.

[Telos41]

LMFAO at 3:38-3:43. XD

[rain0blood]

your vids are hilarious dude, ur really good

[strkszone]

lulz alex ILY :D ^_^

[ChomperMoo]

o_O?

[alexcthgreat]

Rofl, I love your reviews XD

[LunarPotsie]

HENTAI HELL YES XD

[Sereniama]

LOL 3:35 - 3:42!!!

XD Yeah, I was thinking the same... BEASTALITY FTW!

[ToonLink01]

That is an accurate map of RuneScape

Congrats on another great vid!

[Asparagoose]

Why thank you.

[matt10365]

nice video man i really enjoy watching your vids well done if you ever need help in your mortanyia challenge im here for you man :]

[artemisf125]

i love this vid

the pictures are really funny

i love the map of runescape at 4:17

ah runehq, the solution to everything

[artemisf125]

4:15 for map

[meepenator3]

best map ever

[Lrrs2]

I use goingcrazy201's video quest guides, also yah, this guy is immense :D

[tankcatss]

thersgeek stop whinning runescape would have died if wildy did not.... asp great vids whens next toon adventure btw change in nature is the best rsmv i have ever seen!!! :)

[pocotoco2737]

oh well i learnd something new today thank you

[pocotoco2737]

hahaahhaah nice but thanks for calling me a bastard :'( (when you said massastiistic? bastard who likes to do puzzles)

[Asparagoose]

Masochistic. It means you like pain being inflicted upon you.

[H1r3m2plz]

means you get sexual pleasure from it

[SegMista]

I dont play runescape anymore, but everynow and then I log in and I go into your clan chat and it is empty anyway yeah there sort of boring now to many character I believe. But I gotta hand it to you even though I dont play anymore I found it very entertaining.

[rustyriley4]

I love your videos to death!

The parts where there are 2 asparagooses (asparageese?) are funny!

Pudding stealing goblin? nice!

[Kkcomics]

Haha! That was the most entertaining review I've ever seen! Especially off of quests, which are probably the funnest things to do in RuneScape.

My favorite part was that 'Woooo, 64 firemaking!' ghost, because I sometimes get that feeling when I'm a few levels short of a requirement.

[Asparagoose]

Why thank you! I've got another one too, why not check that out ;D

[Socoolgirl94]

NYEH! I'm missing 4 thieving levels for the new quest, Curse of Varrock! I feel the "WOOO! 66 Thieveing!" ghost! right now.

[Asparagoose]

Ackhe! I know! Looked at it today, and was sooo pissed off.

[Socoolgirl94]

There's always Pyramid PLunder. *runs to sophanem* SWEET PHAROAH'S STAFF ON THIRD TRY! =D It's the DOV sequel! I wanna do it so badly

[ChuMaster5]

Ehh I gave up on that >.>

[jewford1994]

I FUCKING LOVE CHRISTIAN BALE!

[strkszone]

epic win tbh alex D:

[DreamAway55]

Rofl at "That would make some great hentai" xD.

Search it up kids.

[LordCaseor1]

Tale of the Muspah was a semi-fun quest. Though you were right about the whole; "Desert part" i dident feel like bring water skins so i ended up loseing half my HP and geting mualed by fucking pissed-off camels. The puzzel was fucking shit. O_o

[dialga557]

wens next aiidrscal

[bez000mny]

You ripoff sonovabitch

[Asparagoose]

:'(

[ziv197]

hey, Asp...

i've been wanting to ask this for a while now, so...

out of all of the quests on runescape, which one is ur favorite? aside from the myreque chain.

[Asparagoose]

Oooh that is a tough question. I'm not sure. I'll probably make a video about it in the future, but for now I'll narrow it down to about three Quests.

1. The Great Brain Robbery - really funny Quest that I only did recently, and takes this place just for the sheer creativity.

2. Regicide - a challenging and dazzling quest that gives light to the most beautiful place in RuneScape.

3. The Chosen Commander - it's a wonderful ending to a wonderful chain, and a really emotive quest in itself.

[LordCaseor1]

Regicide was a fun Quest!

[gagnorhawkk]

You deserve far more subscribers, Asp. Your vids are definately some of my personal favorites. Much like myself, you seem to have a vast wealth of useless RuneScape knowledge as well as a questing fetish. yay!

[Asparagoose]

Well thank you, it means an awful lot to me =)

[thersgeek]

i miss wildy! i hate tradelimit!

BWUUUHUUUU!

[Grayfox000000000]

in tale of muspah, i was kind of mad cuz i did all that crap for nothing-____-

[Fingered15]

omg this is so funny i cant stop watching it

[YugiohMax5]

i know :p

[xboxmime]

nice vid! 5/5, and nice, you put a pic of fat bastard in this vid XD

[fbvillian]

make more of these :D

[Fingered15]

My God Man You Hilarious and thanks fir the lesson

[DaveCavy]

haha brilliant commentary :D

[tomophidion]

ahahaha the hentai referance was hilarious

[KwizzleR2K]

Oh gee.

[add5555]

Well that was rather entertaining lol.

[igotnuthinlolz]

i did tale of the muspah to be able to wear quest cape again.

[Tasproductions]

This style of video.. Zero Punctuation... and all that jazz.

Having not done any of those quests (not really playing anymore), I can't really relate, but nonetheless I still found it quite entertaining.

[Asparagoose]

Yup, Yahtzee inspired. Anyway, I thought you'd started playing again? Or did you give up on that?

[Tasproductions]

I did, for about three days. I dunno, for me, it's kind of lost it's appeal.

I've grown tired and bored of pretty much everything in that game. Now it just seems like an endless grind.

[Asparagoose]

Yes yes, everyone says the same. I'll be the only person on the game by the end of 2009, and no mistake.

[Destoryers14]

I really like your guides really funny well done. And by the way I will still be playing too! :d Also can you make more of these guides i know the drawings must be annoying well it would be for me ^.^ Take care

Destoryers14

[Reaper0119]

Hmmm...very well...coming out of "retirement."

[snowfiredabest]

I couldnt stay more than 5 seconds without lauhging. Great work man!

[killerfridgeh]

funny cool and pretty much explains runescape in itself

FUCKING ANNOYING

[gallantloui]

4:16 i couldn´t make a better runescape map gratz nice vide very very funny

[Battlelingp9]

Confusing vid...But cool dude. =I

****-4 stars.

[ziv197]

this one was pretty great! make more in the future

[gallantloui]

omg this is funnier than ure vids, jk but it is funny

[primevilownage]

....some punctuation?

[Asparagoose]

ZERO Punctuation.

[Reaper0119]

This video wants me to play runescape and do quests again. No idea why.

[Asparagoose]

I think you should. *smokes pipe*

[rcrcool9]

MAKE MOAR AAIDRSCAL

[darkchip1]

I lol'd you should make more of these

[Asparagoose]

Planning on it :D

[SuiPsychotic]

Nice quests. Also, I thought that picture of Fat Bastard was a nice touch.

[tomophidion]

ahahaha :D funny

[coateslad]

lol- sand and racism- anyway lofl pretty damn awsome.

[Socoolgirl94]

Baba Yaga is from Lunar Diplomacy. Lol, Lucien. And I helped you with the Tale of the Muspah puzzle.

[comanderfarsight]

you should do more of them

[thtboredguy]

lol....where's my monicle xD

[ChrisSniped]

Tales of the Muspah was very frustrating. The part I hated the most was remembering the "Muspah". I had to go back 2 times before I got it right, then I had to fucking go to the dessert, then back to the cave.

[runescapemaster100]

lmao i had to go mto the desert 3 times on tail of muspah

[Reaper0119]

That was pretty damn good.

[ChilyAnt]

Lol, that was win, Alex. You should do more of those.

[VGGeek]

Nice review mah good man!

~Sr5 out

[freddakiko]

own

[BrandolakesToons]

Falcooon...PAWNCH!!! ... George Clooney? Is that you? Lol nicely done.

[nrcaproductions]

lol love it that totally pwns

[BrownMoustache]

This is so true i wanna see more of this asp!:)

[Destoryers14]

Awesome vid :D Very ftw

[BlueFezProductions]

LMAOO alexman

[artemisf125]

lol that is so random

you talk so fast

the intro from start to 1:10 is really funny with the pictures

[DarkBlazer79]

Wow, you made me lose the game. You suck.

[omgbannedlawl]

Tay Loar.

[RoflSwornlight]

5:09 is the best part XD

[greentea3s]

This is probably the most hilarious video you've put out so far.

I was seriously lol'ing through the whole thing! XDDD

[ChuMaster5]

hilarious review :3

[ChuMaster5]

FALCOOOOOOOOOOON - PAWNCH !!!

[drmoohead]

This makes me lol 8D

[Asparagoose]

And that is all I ask!

[T0ughstuf]

AMG I LOVE YOU ALEX

[shadowa911]

.......Typo fail? It's omg, and a aint next to o, it's so far away from the keyboard.....Right?

[Asparagoose]

Nah, AMG is an abreviation we use in my social circle. It means "AH! My God!"

[shadowa911]

.....I just learnt something new from Asparagoose...Again xD

[D34THK0]

dude i told you what to bring on tales of muspha quest :Pi was in your cc and you asked me and i told you all the stuff :)

[spongerock5]

Or AH! My Goddess! if you watch anime as much as me :P

[tashfreak]

lol

[projundertax]

fapfapfapfapfapfap xD

[KnightsLantern]

Excellent work on the review !!

so funny XD

[1MotoDeath]

Alex Taylor is your name? Awesome

[Darkpuppet12]

i love your reviews! make more!! 1:05 is messed up if you think about it XD

[Masaomi1998]

Great video, agree with many points.

I just basically do quests to learn more about the storyline and get the quest cape. Level 94 with 248 Quest Points, too bad I'm too lazy to get skills for rest of the quests. >_>

[lite4000]

Totally epicz... must get back on the Scape of Runes once these bloody exams are over.

Looking forward to some moar.

[COD4ownz57]

wheres my monocle lol

[TheAguacil]

Well done :o

[jamesCH3W]

can you like talk slower

or put up captions?

[Asparagoose]

The idea of these videos is talking quickly, and subtitles would kind of ruin it.

[jamesCH3W]

but i can bearly understand D:

[Alakatrore]

Great review and i agree with all the stuff you said

[the1randomdud3]

haha MSI is so ftw

[DaFatman1]

MSI Ftw :)

[Asparagoose]

Agreed.