"12 points goes to Sweden...Noo, you can't vote on your own"

[kevinkara17]

We Swedish are the best when we are voiting

[Watchdawg]

You must be seriously retarded if you think this shit is funny.

[daskillingmoon]

@Watchdawg hhaha for swedes it is

[vigerfa]

This guy is hilarious!!!! Remember what Ingvild Bryn said in eurovision 1996 in Oslo?? She said something which we all without doubt know by now.. "you cannot give any points to your own country".... Sweden tries that every year.. oh dear... I wonder was she watching this?!?!?!... no doubt she probably was, and did she remember what she said?!?!? probably... of course I know she was joking, but it was so funny all the same!!

[WhiteLilystar]

haha jag dör XD <3

[boboninko]

this joke is from slovenia!!!

[escNOOOB]

@jelmu1 At least we have skills at make up Haha look at all finnish with pimples all over the face and Hairy pussies. Ugly as hell...

[Anden026]

fan va sämst. Bästa var när ingen skratta åt hans vidriga skämt "Haha.. Noo, you can't vote on your own" jävla TÖNT!

[Nyckelring1916]

I like how he's being funny by being unfunny. XD Dang, the Swedes know how to do things right even if they're doing it wrong!

[jnssnable]

hes joking!

just so u know :P

[audveltadmuna]

and twelve points goes to sweden... *AWKWARD SILENCE*

[RihannaRiRi99]

it looks like he h a gun to his head XD

[ProdSounds1]

Så pinsamt..

[Javirene2010]

-8 points go to I....C....E...L..A...N...D

10 points go to Bo...Bos...nia Herzegovia

12 points go to Sweeeeeeeden Jo Jo Jo yeh-

XD

[vakasim]

I normally like scndinvians but about eurovison I think ;

They started this neighbour points thing.

[tompatomp]

success in acting retarded, fail in being funny.

[1XxagnixX1]

LOL at 0:22 Icelaaand xDD

[00JakeR00]

Funny

[Vstar0033]

@jelmu1 Wow haha, you statement really proved you ignorance, I dont need to say more. thanks :)

[MrMjerb]

Trolling like a Grandmaster

[fetmabebis]

@jelmu1 Then I guess I'm one bit more intelligent :)

[fetmabebis]

@jelmu1 What sort of comedy do you find funny? This is brilliant.

[ligaspanska]

Fan va fattig kille e

[leajohansson1]

haha, så seriös han blev efter att ingen tyckte det var kul! lille björn :D

[Rhonerin]

He shud have waited for it to melt in just imagine that french guy starting and then stop mid sentance like "WTF wait a minute"

[wikenstrom]

@JnN2891 ha lite humor för fan ;)

[JnN2891]

Vart fan ligger det roliga i det här? Eller tycker folk det är kul bara för att det är Björn Gustafsson som gör det? I Europa har de ingen aning om vem han är, skämmer bort oss ju... ger inrtryck av att vara hög eller psykiskt instabil

[inaninaninanna]

@JnN2891

Man måste älska folk som blandar ihop att "skämma bort" med att "skämma ut", speciellt när de är så gulligt indignerade!

[Msbobbob1]

Fan Zlatan borde ge ut poäng

[SimonAlling]

And after every time Björn has told to whom the points go, the host goes with his 100 % serious French. xD

[MJMedin]

They'll make up for it when they get twelve points from Norway!

[Fancyswedland]

Haha kärlek på Björn xD

[iont3]

i can watch this over and over but still laugh every single time! xD

[334Onur]

moroney xd

[vafaneh]

hahahaha

[schizoidchimp]

that was funny =)

[MasterOfFlash92]

xD haha björn va fan bäst här!

Love to the rest of Europe for putting up with us crazy swedes ;D i know yall love us deep down inside! <3

[kaddisaid]

HAHAHAHAHA DÖÖÖR OR IN ENGLISH : IM DIIIIIIIEING xD

[SweetDarhling]

Hahah älska björn! Jag höll på att garva ihjäl mig när jag såg det här live på TV (: BJÖRN ÄGER <3

[iont3]

iiiicelaand....

[TheLostDemocracy]

He can't do english for shit, AND I'M SWEDISH!

[alexilaihofannr1]

@TheLostDemocracy Han var ju seriös:) Eller? 

[justmesowhat]

@TheLostDemocracy Well, neither could you, ''AND I'M SWEDISH!''

[Kimpa85]

Totalt överskattad som komiker.

[TheChaos1995]

lol he failed on joking really he has so fun other stuff..

guess he was nervous being on eurovision song contest :(

[Hejzwej]

klockrent :D

[AtrumMixer]

Wow. Lots of weirdos in here. No, Björn Gustafsson wasnt that funny. He gave us a few good laughs, but he needs a lot of practise before can actually match up to comedians such as Robert Gustafsson.

The bad thing about putting him before the screen here, is that nobody in the world knows who he is, if hes serious, drunk, retarded, or just joking.

They should have just put up one of the normal serious business people.

[Knorner]

@AtrumMixer "knows who he is, if hes serious, drunk, retarded, or just joking."

dude that's what's so funny! it's his thing and a lot of people love him for it so until u do better i suggest u stfu, no offense

[AtrumMixer]

I'm sure they do. I was just pointing out the problem with putting him on the screen infront of entire Europe.

Stfu until I do better? Does that mean I have no right to speak my mind unless I'm a comedian?

[Knorner]

@AtrumMixer Yes. That's exactly what it means. Shut up now.

[AtrumMixer]

Wrong answer. You're now reported for abuse.

[andregerbaulet]

epic!

[sussexpenguin]

redefines "comedy". Embarrassingly unfunny, Silly boy. Still love you all though Sverige. x

[BloXcola2]

yes, it´s true xD hahaha.sverige ftw

[jonish89]

Hes the best damn comedian in the whole fucking world and you other countrys can go fuck yourself if you didnt get the joke! xD

[manutd300king]

Lol, i don't think people got him, haha. I still think he was funny though :-D

[SuperCarter95]

Some one should tell him hes not funny hes just making himself look retarded

[Orlabobz]

@SuperCarter95

very true!! our commentator made a total slag of him!! ha!

[Lampis888]

@SuperCarter95 Don't you get it? That's why he actually is funny!

[billismyteddybear]

jag tror seriöst att dom trodde björn va seriös :o

[mattep12]

@billismyteddybear ignorera bara , vi vet att björn e grym :D

[billismyteddybear]

@mattep12 word o:

[schusterlehrling]

He hit the nail.

Norway give 12 to Sweden and Swden 12 to Norway.

So in a way they swap 12 points to eachother.

Always.

[alivini96]

hes paid to act retarded. i live in sweden and i know that hes famous

[twileyao]

haha gjorde han bra =D

[konradrundqvist]

Alla andra länder måste tro han är dum i huvet XD

[Hallzor]

I sånna här lägen är man inte stolt över att vara svensk. Han står och skämmer ut ett helt land i direktsändning

[CodLovaah]

eeh du är en "dummis" ;p ingen tänker så.

om norge failer börjar ingen tycka det är ett fail land , samma sake med sverige, ps: RTard

[Jadenakatsuki]

hahaha sweden rocks

[schusterlehrling]

They dont vote for themselves, but the Norwegian vote for them and they vote for Norway.

What a chauvinistic shame.

[ilovecake95]

You can just fuck off! Just look at russia, bosnia, azebarjan and the rst of the re-tard countries, they only vote for each other.

Get some IQ fuck hole!

[HydratedProductions]

@schusterlehrling You didn't watch the end results that year huh? Norway won.

[pellehansson]

@HydratedProductions No your're wrong. Russia won that year.

[knaeppen]

He is just acting like a moron you retards, he is a comedian...

[0skarandersson]

Bra björn, där rök alla utlandsjobb :)

[SpecialFirework]

He's drunk?

[Bolshevikpirayan]

@SpecialFirework yes he is,he had been drinking vast amounts of "glögg"

[tehawesomemagicdude]

@SpecialFirework no he's not xD he's just a comedian =D

[Eden755]

@SpecialFirework no he's a comedian :P

[WolfRang3]

lol så najjs :D

[notblondeswede]

HAHAHA Yes....it's true

[LegendOfSweden]

Sweden rules!

[payamkurdboy]

Haha

[unkingGG]

Johan Glans, Sveriges bästa komiker utan tvekan.

o sen utalar man det fjotis, låter för stockholmska o uttala det fjortis.... ush, det låter så bögigt!!

[unkingGG]

Björn= världens SÄMSTA komiker.. ush... jävla fjotis nolla

[Arm3LLii]

XDD sooo cute LOOOL

[HemGlassBilen73]

hate him

[000Orkarnikolla000]

Bjorn gustafsson. Is funny!!!

[shubreee]

well hes sweedish, they are a diffrent human race;)

__

He's a famous swedish comedian, he is just joking (:

[balooc2]

@shubreee fuck you only because your country race is stupid!!!

[fnaas]

@balooc2 Öhm.. bara så du vet.. shubreee är svensk. -.-

[OnniBuchtProductions]

@shubreee I'm Swedish!

[zingo603]

hahah lol det är fejk

[premiercolasgood]

haha nej det är inte fejk

[1337i1337]

d e som premier säger d är INTE fejk ja såg d på tv fy fan va ja skratta

[Chokladmunk3910]

He talks like that becuz it's his job to be funny, he's a comedian

[ilusjon]

well hes sweedish, they are a diffrent human race;)

[jpusnj]

Oh it's joke from Slovenian comentator Peter Poles in 2004, when he gave 12 points to Slovenia....

Oh, and why the hack is he talking like that?!?!

[hemmabil]

For fun

[ljungberg921]

He is a swedish comedian and he pretends to be a idiot! lol :P

[lollolop]

@jpusnj because everybody shall think that he sucks at english :)

[Grimzeeeh]

hahahahaha

[PunkPrincessAvrilFan]

wie geil, wie der die verarscht..aber das norwas die kriegt is ja klar xD

[ikkunapriinsessa]

Haha, så jäkla skönt att han medvetet spelade idiot!

[CookingGuideLover]

WTF, "Bjorrn"? His name is pronounced similar to "Bjoern"!

[IlAMOdNno1F]

He rocks :D

[notblondeswede]

HAHAH bJÖRN

[hezekielbooi]

HAHAHA thats Sweden :D

[lostteen08]

LMAO if that was on purpose then he must have had a huge laugh afterwards. if not then... sad. "Ola Belgrade...Ya'ere the Swedish results ahhhh come here. am 8 points goes to i-icccela-and. yes it's true and t-ten points goes to uh B-b-bosnia H-herzegovinaaaa. yes and t-twelve points goes to R-rshweden hohohohoooo we ah can't vote on your on ce no ahs uh norway....norway got 12 points.

[wizardaim]

funny as he actually talk proper english. He was just fooling around. Was just a joke.

Björn :'D skön lirare!

[EHMNB]

He's cool

[kuckilku]

hahha vaery funny luv it

[mariussober]

Did he do that on purpose or is he sick?

[fiskepuddingen]

purpose (:

[kimpan107]

pupose...

[diji1337]

göra bort sig om det där inte var fake..imo

[mli052]

Hahaha.. 12 poeng til Sveriges for beste komiker.. :)

[MesohaRny]

When i saw this i was like "nigga u so craaazeh"

[012bob012]

haha du tror inte han gjorde sig på när han prata engelska eller? och det var roligt!"

[pawncsskid]

lol min kommpis kommpis e björn gustavson

[ytspenning]

Jag tror att han tänkte "Säger 12 p till Sverige och väntar på massiva skratt anfall..." Tydligen gick det inte som planerat...

Sverige - Vi är alla blonda, vi har sämst Engelska, agerar (?) fulla och drar väldigt tråkiga skämt - Välkomna!

[insanehardstyle]

NEEEEJ!!!

Vi är blonda, vi har sämst Engelska, agera fulla och har tamefan BÄST humor

[Yuvbeen]

de flesta har sämst engelska, ja :|

[CarlAxelBo]

Va du var anti-patriot då - Vårt land är fett skönt förutom vintrarna och regeringen!

Vi har bäst komiker

Och meningen var ju att alla kommer ju tro att liksom "What the fuck is he doing?" men alla i sverige skrattar ju på sig! så han väntade inte alls på nåt

[ceanbenns]

Han är fan me bäst ^^

[ForzaRenati]

Skjønner at det var kult at han drev å køddet på direkten, MEN det var ikke SÅ himla morsomt som mange av dere overdriver med. "Omgfg hahaha that was so funny omg he's adorable woaah" - Legg opp. Dårlig humor!

[Hejzwej]

@ vinterfjall

Vafan, tror du att de som inte vet att han skämtar tror att resten av den svenska befolkningen är lika dålig på engelska?

På tal om Ryssland, i vissa skolor i Ryssland får man inte ens lära sig engelska. så... sluta whina

[mnismw]

:D !!

[gingapapa]

visst, kul sådär internt i sverige, och för de få som förstår att de är ett skämt, men kom igen, reppa sverige lite bättre tack..

[mjornis]

Engelskan<3

[Tesssoe]

visst skämde han ut oss lite, men vafaan gör det ? ;) vi skrattade iallafall .

[Takeitandleaveit]

sant...han fick sverige att framstå som ett fyllo/skitland!!

[Simpoja]

sluta gnälla vafan! hade ngn vetat vem han va så hade dom också tyckt att de va roligt!

[x10ader]

håller inte med. De flesta tyckte bara att han var rolig och att det var ett skämt.

[vinterfjall]

Detta är ju inte ens roligt...

Han skämmer bort vårt land!

DÖDA BJÖRN TESTIKELLÖS!

Oh ni som gillar han...

SKITUNGAR!

[Iceye1990]

va Aggressiv du är, har du damp eller?

[50930]

Väx upp

[CarlAxelBo]

Va fan e ditt problem ALLA fattar ju att det var ett skämt, dem som inte gjorde det först förstod ju det i efterhand förutom vissa speciella som du själv kanske.

Och du kan fan inte kalla alla skitungar för att dem gillar Björn Gustafsson, vilket majoriteten gör och dem som inte gör det vill bara sätta sig emot

[funnybenny007]

haha alla från dom andra länderna fattar inte!!

[Buttsecksinbutt]

i'm sure 90% of the people watching this thought he was drunk, I know I did!

[BrokenLipz]

så skön, älska Björn :D <3

[Timonaholic]

what's so funny about this?

[Gordonfreeman023]

Han är ju fan inte äns rolig

[xVillexValoxFanaticx]

Oh my god, he is so cute.

[0HDizzyMissLizzy]

Lol! He is cute

[aljaz]

Erorr 404

FUNNY NOT FOUND!!

[SweSteffi]

haha björn fan vad klockrent och de andra fattar inte ens att han skämtar de måste ha jäkligt dålig humor utanför sverige hehe

[lisavasssko]

han var lite rolig.....VÄNTA han e ju rån sveiges melodifestival!!justdet.=)

[laksrfdvf]

haha morsom han fyren!!

[boomerxxx]

Patetiskt. :/

[snabelskog]

han e cool, han driver med hela eruopa!

[erkkipauliina]

this is best thing aver come from sweden :DDD

[specos4]

He was the same as Peter Poles (Slovenia) few years ago.

[liddiz]

svneskar sluta skriv på engelska.... det är nästan bara ni som kollar på lippet ändå:D

[thojoh370]

Någon annan som märkte hur de började applådera efter att han sa Sweden, men avbröt sig direkt? :P

[crafyer]

Haha, this guy is a comedian, ofcourse he wasnt serious!

[TheEhliin]

I love him,

I am from Sweden too

[SameJeansOn4]

ice land...

[fondare]

lmao he lost it :D

[rickesnicke]

dont live in SWE but just love it

[Olaahhest]

HAEHAEHAHEHAEHAHEAHEHAEH, Dette bekrefter at svensker er blonde og dumme

[scammmacs]

hahahah detta bekräftar att norrmän är dummare än svenskar för att dom är dumma nog att tro att Björn menar allvar.

you seriously thought he wasn't kidding around? ahahaha!

[thojoh370]

Jäkligt bra sagt! :p

[stevethehorse]

i cracked up when i saw this on tv. this guy is a legend sweden is very lucky to have him. go sweden!!

[Tsukino2134]

OMG

[limerick59]

That is seriously embarrassing!!!!!

[chibs90]

You can't just not love him!! He is just so adorible!