Killer Plants - France

[PeekingInTheKeyhole]

They are beautiful.

[roperclack]

I wan one of them!!!!!!!!! It will catch the flyes

[Bowser641119]

Does this make the Venus Flytrap a Metroid?

[logofreetv]

This video is unwatchable with such a ridiculously large logo

[MrSwiket]

FEED ME, SEYMOUR!

[4dr14n]

If the plant eats another plant, will it make the plant vegetarian or cannibal?

[DWNmetalman777]

@4dr14n depends if it's the same plant.

[decovslampard]

9gag, please don't ruin the top comment

[minnwaiyan]

9gag army reporting in~

[thill410]

9GAG SENT ME

[KingRCT3]

Hey, 9Gag comments are now open!

[DavidHamiltonTyson]

Stick your penis in one of those.

[Vaprous]

Vegetarianism is not now invalid Thank you Plants for proving even you have a taste for meat

[IEATPIESZ]

what reallly sucks is that im pretty sure my fly swatter swing is faster than the venus fly trap but it kills more than me

[John16539]

It's a Trap!

[mihaitzaaaa19]

i need 1 in my room ...

[jahid231]

daddy?

[miladimedina]

so O_O it just takes the juice of the animal not the meat

[FPSMYLIFE]

@0willsy01 Because they were designed to eat meat. Humans weren't.

[PivotDJ]

@FPSMYLIFE Did you suggest that Humans werent designed to eat meat?

[FPSMYLIFE]

@PivotDJ Yes.

[PivotDJ]

@FPSMYLIFE It isnt healthy to completely vegetarian. Look it up

[FPSMYLIFE]

@PivotDJ YOU look it up, its completely healthy. In face its a shitload MORE healthy. You are four times less likely to get cancer when you don't eat meat.

[PivotDJ]

@FPSMYLIFE First off pretty much everything gives you cancer, and I researched it and it's mostly opinion if that is your source not a proven fact. Just because we don't have claws or a larger organs that most eat eaters doesn't mean we weren't designed for it. We have canine teeth which is for tearing, we wouldn't need them if meat wasn't in our diet. Usually herbivores have eyes on the sides of their head to watch for predators. Our eyes are directed in front to catch prey. FunFact

[Stickmansomlet]

@FPSMYLIFE humans are omnivores, they eat plants AND meat

[FPSMYLIFE]

@Stickmansomlet Nope. Humans are herbivores.

[Stickmansomlet]

@FPSMYLIFE so why do we have canines? to eat meat!

[FPSMYLIFE]

@Stickmansomlet Most herbivores have canines. They are used to bite into hard fruits like apples. Humans are biologically designed to eat plants.

[Stickmansomlet]

@FPSMYLIFE omnivores and carnivores have eyes on the front of their heads, herbivores have them on the sides

[TheMonkeyWithTheHat]

@rQai So do your body, your body needs energy from the fat on the food also proteins and vitamins to work, and try closing your ears while walking, you can hear your legs are working like a machine, pumping muscles up and down.

[RonnieNolanRaharjo]

So, can these carnivorous plants feel pain as do animals? If they can, does the same mechanism exist in non-carnivorous plants? If they do, then vegetarians and vegans who are morally opposed to killing of animals because they feel pain are fucked. They can't eat anything anymore.

[TheFazor]

they should cover the flat side of flyswatters with these things

[123dog]

why am i not liking her voice

[sealygirl123]

bye bye mister fly...

[Escfin]

Welcome to hell of flies. 

[11muffinman1]

stupid fly got owned



[loveeehk]

if you grow killer plants dont put your hand near it

[OreoCookieCat5]

Just look up good gifts for 10 11 12 13 or 14 year olds on google im not really sure what i clicked on but i typed 11 year olds and i brought me to a website and the 11 year old ones were for little kids so i kept clicking and when i got to the 14 yr old section i found a dome with the venus ft, the ones with the water, and some other one i looked soooooo cool!

[TheVinegaroon]

sapped of life force?ask link if you can borrow his phantom hourglass.

[be2withyourcow]

I used to be a killer plant, but then I took a arrow in the knee

[dumdidolabumbuladido]

ITS A TRAP!

[LifeIsABigPuzzle]

I wonder what carnivorous plants live in Alberta, Canada! :P

[TheVinegaroon]

@LifeIsABigPuzzle sun dews.

[LifeIsABigPuzzle]

@TheVinegaroon I will look them up! :D



[CYRONX1]

@LifeIsABigPuzzle maybe a few but i dont kow if they can survive the cold here in canada

[LifeIsABigPuzzle]

@CYRONX1 My mother told me that she has seen white pitcher plants around here.

[kushii15]

omg wi get das

[bestoneguy77]

2:28 lucky insects.freed..there was no chance..

[Alkhoren]

@0willsy01 that's genius !

[Musicalshootings]

Y did he cut it open and ruin it

[MrDjaype]

that was used to change LEEEEAAAAAAAAAD into GOOOWLD

[bigcat2501]

were's the 3:56

[ttylb4two]

uhhh what happens if you put your finger in one of those???

[Alkhoren]

@ttylb4two nothing, since they can only digest some types of chitin, the keratin of your fingernail probably is too tough and different to be dissolved.

[MrJuanix22]

Guardia! guardiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[skin9n]

alchemy?

[selacovara]

@deathaut0psy dude does it matter it has a leaf its a flower

[Effemel33]

problem, vegetarians?

[pharcognosy]

impresionante

[MeGoingHxc]

1:11 wtf ?

[Maki9651]

1:50 name this flower?

[dethaut0psy]

@Maki9651 Is not a flower, is a Sarracenia Purpurea hybrid.

[jo5711]

nom nom nom!

[Antamokboy]

wtf..

i drunk water in the pitcher plant before when i was a kid..

[GiganFTW]

what if u but a weenar in dar ?

[VincePocket]

(8)

[adasdqweqw]

What if you put your hand on the mouth? Will it bite?

[MeGoingHxc]

@adasdqweqw the venus closes its mouth when u put ur finger in it :) already tried that.

[princesselaze]

i hope there's a plant that can kill bieber..... honestly nature is so scary.... but beautiful...

[rotenburk]

where can you buy these plants?

[meamjustme]

Find them in the desert?! I have one in the kitchen.

[allouis24]

@2:10 PLANT: WHY MEE!!!!

[annchii1]

I bought myself one, i'm proud of it :)

[hisyamuddinistari]

OMG! There're that tiny winy???

In books they'd always magnify the image until you think that they're as big as a human!!

[abbba2]

it doesn't bite human right ?

[annchii1]

@abbba2 noooo, i put a finger in it, and it's actually really gentle, ya know :D

[fuckthecheese]

OMG thats so bad ass

[moneyquickeasy]

How can plants live for millions of years when Earth hasn't been in existence for even a fraction of that time?

[metalkingbeast6]

@moneyquickeasy are you suggesting the earth has only existed for a few thousand years... don't deny basic science, its essential.

[moneyquickeasy]

@metalkingbeast6 The idea that Earth has been around for millions or billions of years is not only ludicrous, but it defies the laws of science, and it is not backed up by science. You shouldn't blindly accept anything that you are told. Study it for yourself, and you shall see.

[K1M1c4r]

1:03 GOTCHA!!! xD

[000blackheart]

anyone else noticed the bug at 0:23?

[iironen]

0:58 Had one :D

[1996bambi]

you don't need to travel far to see carniverouse plants theres the arktic the antartic and deserts oh well i live in england ................

[AlcoFan2010]

FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!!

[MYE7610]

came at 2:27

[tarik44100]

Lol i watched this a day earlier in one of my many French channels... VIVE LA FRANCE !

[coolmanguy678]

um uhhhh.......... boobs!

[Rik4100]

I WANT A VENUS FLY TRAP!!!

[annchii1]

@Rik4100 i have one, They're actually really really smal, but it's AMAZING to see how they close so quickly ;)

[g4tinay01]

very educative

[Intrafacial86]

♫ There's a place in France where a guy grows killer plants. ♫

[BrighterThunder]

FEED ME SEYMORE!!

[sensitiveplant]

and now you can grow a TickleMe Plant that moves and closes its leaves when Tickled!

[blue988emily]

FUCK YEAH A PLANT THAT EAT'S INSECTS !!!

[dinaki4]

@blue988emily eat's?? really?

[blue988emily]

@dinaki4 you understand what i'm trying to say right?

[dinaki4]

@blue988emily yeah.. a plant that EATS insects obviously..

[blue988emily]

@dinaki4 Here " FUCK YEAH A PLANT THAT KILLS* INSECTS" BETTER?

[dinaki4]

@blue988emily yeah.. much better!!

[laniangel1]

oh NO!!!!!!!!! insects in your pants!! insects in your pants!

[laniangel1]

thumbs up if you want justin bieber in there...

[Octavideoz]

2:38

Fly: finally... finally free!!! thanks human...

...time to go find some poop

[yukiharvestfans]

Only if Malboro from Final Fantasy was exist. . .

[stevepillman]

TWO words for ya.. CRASH BANDICOOT!!!!

[artanay]

@stevepillman you mean that racing game with these enormous plants that eat you if you pass them too close? if yes, that's really a game of fun! loved it as a child and i still love it! =)

[stevepillman]

@artanay Yes that but also in crash bandicoot 1!!! I remember at a lvl place called Upstream, The Creek.. Those same plants were there.. Listen to this theme It's that level's theme /watch?v=mzZKaj9IV1M

[artanay]

@stevepillman ah okay i remember! these were the same plants! but the racing game, crash team racing, is the only one of this collection that i still have, and play! ;-) you know it? if no i think you should get it to know, it a lotta fun, but just with 2 or more players ;-) on ps3 you can download it

[stevepillman]

@artanay Of course I know Crash team racing!! I've played it long time agoo ohhh the memoriesss :)!!!! My favourite stage was at Rippe Roo's place! haha still remember

[TheRealWarfare]

most important question: can u smoke it?

[xKELLEM97x]

BOOOOORIING

[tonkapoplol]

i dont want traduyction i speake french

[FrailShiver]

1:10 Oh my god Zapp Brannigan?!

[Gilbentes]

i have one of those on my bedroom ... muahaha hey mosquitoes come to my room i have a suprise for ya muhaha >:D

[tarotarotea]

at 2:34

Fly: FREEDOM!!!!

[jerooo159]

lol nom!

[mrXD57]

venus fly trap vs venus fly trap! i wana see that! :D

[Madlinepr]

Alien brought it here....

[111peep]

This was kinda cool I guess... Nomnomnom!!

[hero28]

2:34 Insect : ....I.....IS.....FREE !

[TheSuperHerox]

Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

[oddskull34]

Venus Flytrap= The troll of the nature :D

[Jjwhy321]

Type in levitating plant check,check out the one I created through the powers of magnetism

[solidsnake1414]

they better of have everyword that man said... better of not of left out the parts where he says mean stuff about america!

[chino933]

2:36 the bug on the right of the guys jeans

"FREEDOM!!!!"

[Graymoths]

@chino933 And then he gets eaten by a praying mantis.

:)

[TheAsyrafbadrul]

the pitcher has lose by a lip tube bat..coz the lip tube bat got straw on his lip and can suck the nector out hhaha

[TheSiMoN797]

Where in france is this ?

[halogeorge1]

at 0:17 The Fly Freezes Like Oh SHIT!

[trbossdoggy]

*Bug flies to killer flower* Mmm what a beautiful nectar that smells.Wait a minute,there is something wrong ? it musnt be so good like that *Trap!* JEEZUS!

[Dreadboy76]

What that even means....

[Dreadboy76]

Viva La France

[imbroglione98]

Visitate la pagina facebook chiamata: L'ominum bisbeticus

[supermanguyis]

2:29 ewww

[Benji8559]

I'm faster than these plants but I can't even beat a fly ... fuck that

[joeynukik]

there's a nother one the green one!!!!! it eats up your lungs! *the joint*

[Nintendo129]

What happens if you pee on one of these??

[ITheCleansingI]

sounds like someone did a bong load at 0:24 hahaha

[SigurdHeathen]

Did anyone see the killer thorns mentioned in the description? Me either.

[SniP3ROne14]

2:28 ......AH AH thank you stupid man :3

[Jjwhy321]

Check out my electromagnetic levitating plant,YouTube jjwhy321,there's 2 videos,1about 3minutes

[TheCLANCD]

megusta mucho

[JordansDroid]

I barely could understand the translator let alone the french guy

[NeonGamer347]

I am the 1000 thousend thups up boy :D

[SoulNinjaz]

I was bored up until 1:07 Then I was all like WHAT THE HELL?!

[gooiabiinha]

ok  kibom pra ela

[PeterDaiys]

I want one of these on my back yard! Amazing trap!!

[medicropper]

Did she reference World of Warcraft right at the end? I believe so.

[spyr099]

0:59 looks like its saying "FEED ME SEYMOUR FEED ME NOW!!!"

[yanismb]

como crian alas plantas carnvioras??? no tienen semilla nop¿?? xD

[garrysmod102]

2:28 FREEDOM!!!! :D

[crazyedd123]

@garrysmod102 i was thinking the exact same thing XD

[IlkoTech]

You can see one of the legs of the fly at the start stll poking out of the closed plant.

You could tell the Fly was thinking "Oh Shit."

[bateryman002]

i tried those, it's supost to take fly's, i put my finger in there, i didn't hurt!

[Mr1redrooster]

The research for this story was a little sloppy. The commentator said the Venus Flytrap is from the US.

But the VF is also native to Canada.

[SPVIDEOSTUDIOS]

When i try to catch a fly with my hands it flies, but this sh*ty plant closes at one centimeter per minute and gets some action.... dirty bast*rd

[hinwer]

i wrote a show song about venus flytraps...

If a little buggy steps on one it goes Crunch crunch crunch

Then the planty planty goes munch munch munch

With a bug bugga buggy and a don don don,

all the buggies are gone gone!!!

[Eyoto1996]

nature is a scary movie

[meaganfarr2]

WHOA WHOA WHOA, wait...Venus flytraps are in the US?....Wow i know nothing of my country....what a shocker though...

[THACHBUI97]

NOOOOOO! I watched something educational!

[FlyDontLandOnFlowers]

Immagine this in a newspaper type.. "Killer Pants!"

[tentris]

dont put it to close to them

[salasrcp90]

Pokemon are real?

[DeidaraLuver4]

:D I see Zetsu!!!! :DD

[lagas5]

Americe - even flowers there kill.

[CBMXX]

is video 10 fps 

[MissOreoLove]

i got a venus fly trap...

[playmymusic96]

awwww hes so excited and happy!!

[aznboieiji]

@ganzkleinermann yuck! awful prey for the plants!!

[TheHedlund95]

@ganzkleinermann the plant will not eat him

[yacob4596]

@ganzkleinermann yup put justin beiber inside lol

[diegopsp1010]

2:34 FREEDOM FREEDOM 

[Riden0001]

@diegopsp1010 holy fuckin shit his crippled

[gangstervural]

so, he just sucks out all the water?

[ostomesto]

om nom nom nom nom nom

[texans1able]

well i learn somthing new every day!