Sean Lock Live (Part 1 of 9)

[Spaghettimonster777]

fucking brilliant.

[rondon9897]

sean is an outstanding comedian

[PktMma]

Wow, that "spot the difference" idea was brilliant. They should do that and then place posters in the underground, and bus stops. People just wouldn't be able to look away!

[zhitmann]

his socks are the same colour as the carpet.

[Mahavishnu80]

Is it just me who noticed how well endowed sean lock seems to be? didnt imagine that.

[MetteJoergensen148]

@Mahavishnu80 i don't think anyone tried to imagine it.

[gerardwhytelads]

@givemericht or a prison show called "lock down"

[joedavidovitz1]

The most underrated and funniest comedians around

[TomasLerpiniere]

Sean lock is such a perfect comedian.

I have most of his dvds and this whole act is his best by far. So quick witted, just pure fun to watch :)

[SkillersFate]

Me: Sean Marry me!? Sean:Sure... Me: Yay!! OMFG¬! "jumps of a bridge" Dies... Sean: Ehh i never use it.

[TheAcegeeza]

20 people don't know if they're a cob or a pen

[hardboihype]

do you have any idea what a legend this man is? I have seen many comics live .. been on holiday with micky faligan and knowone compares to sean.. he is the smartest most quick witted comedian in the world.

[LondonPride25]

@hardboihype You know Micky Flanagan? He's bloody funny as well though.

[paeturek]

Smoking is actually allowed inside for theatres if it's part of the performance.

[ZenDaExotics]

12th time <3.

[thecrazychef1]

He cant seem to keep away from animal cruelty jokes! Hes a good stand up till he starts talking about torturing animals, he does it all the time, even on QI.

[failrailtf2]

And... Cobb!

[givemericht]

He should do a clip show where he picks his favourite moments from funny shit and call it "Lock Picks"

He should do a show about blowing up furry little robotic toys and call it "Lock Kirby Bombing"

He should do a show about him being in charge of a school and call it "Head Lock"

[gloomyoutlook]

@givemericht

He should do a terrorist attack on September 11 and call it "9/11". He should blow up a plane over Lockerbie and call it "the Lockerbie bombing". He should rape and kill a bunch of prossies and call it "the Ripper murders".

[joeytoker]

@givemericht Nice man you should do some idea spinning with comedy shows, professionally. i always enjoy watching Sean Lock. He`s a genuinly funny man, makes a great comedian on all fronts. Even though he`s abit of a nerd. haha.

[givemericht]

@joeytoker Thank you very much for saying. It's something I've always wanted to do but, you know, life and all that. Actually, you probably don't. Aaah just joshing. Cheers Joey.

[afroinness]

is this the one where he talks about trying to dodge street charites?

[hahaha430]

@afroinness no thats lockipedia

[backplaya]

like if you looked up sean lock on longleat advert xD

[karatefella]

One of the funniest comedians around ! I love him !

Sean is probably the best one on "8 out 10 Cats"

[hahaha430]

@karatefella probably?? it is definite fact that he holds the whole show

[InzsRS]

Love this bloke, haha.

[equallyeasilyfuqyou]

i got an appendix

i never use it

[sbaseballz]

hehe my name is SEan Locke :)

[PattichiBros0631]

Funniest comedian out there

[charlotteBraillie]

50% satire + 50% absurdism = 100% comedy heaven

[TheEpicElf]

i never use it...............lmfao

[gaz2206]

Sean Lock is amazing! Greetings from Croatia! :D

[Ste19uk]

Got to love Sean Lock

[antichris78]

Scouse Tangle!

[papchable]

Is it me or this guy has got a really soothing type of comedy. And at the same time funny as hell.

[AndyisLazy]

I went to see him live. He's marvelous.

[irenakolek]

My favourite one! it doesnt take much time to realize that his sense of humor is so natural, and so witty! ... doesnt do cheap memorized jokes,which Tv is full of!..he's extremely intelligent and handsome.Really enjoy watching his stand ups.. thanks for sharing!

[SQUIDERICK]

@TheAwokenMind it just you.

[MawlumMawkhaenFarang]

I think this guy might be the voice over the gecko in the Gieco commercials. He has that accent....they all sound similar.

[culjules]

@MawlumMawkhaenFarang

Hahahaha!!! Are you American?

[ARodriguez258]

16 people are choking squirrels.

[rza1m]

Hes like a hilarious uncle

[drbuk96]

@rza1m Exactly how I thought of him.

[MrNickeh]

Is this Lockipedia or just 'Sean Lock Live'?

[nicholasdonaldson124]

@MrNickeh just sean lock live

[Matt1yu]

@MrNickeh He did Lockipedia very recently, in fact I was thinking of uploading that next.

[diggpal]

@Matt1yu Lockipedia was good, but i think he had a tough crowd

[TheRealSolider]

@MrNickeh This is "live" not lockipedia :) there both very funny.

[fallout3fr3ak]

He's so funny in 15 Storeys High xD

[alt1579]

Is it just me or does his voice sound like Michael Caine?

[paulspydar]

great idea! I would play spot the difference ..

[jsidiropoulou]

I used to hate going to the toilet in the Rugby club - Shake dry or Drip dry - as a girlie we can do both!

[SteffanLlwyd]

Sean Lock 'On de Blue Rat Tonite'?

[scottlandude]

"ive got an appendix... I NEVA USE IT" LOL!

[fozapwnedyou]

direct line isnt sean lock its stephen fry and paul merton

[tomsega]

I think he's at his funniest off the cuff. Based on off-the-cuff moments he's one of my top 3 comedians. Based on pre-written material, probably not in my top 10.

[TheIkaraCult]

sean lock is the best ive ever seen

[Chiscringle]

When BBC needs a 12th Doctor, I hope they consider Sean Lock. He'd be brilliant at it.

[JonsMaName]

love this guy, never heard of him befor 8 out of 10 cats, but hes so freakin funny!

[pricyboy]

seing him on friday!:D

[Lytening]

Holy hell everyone should turn on the translator because it's seriously funny. You honestly wont believe what they write up, virtually nothing is what he says! It's all just random nonsense LoL so terrible!

[cdmharley]

Only the last year ive really became a fan of Sean... He is brilliant!! very dry and sarky..

[MehProductions2000]

god i hope this video doesn't get copyrighted! i used to watch Blackadder goes forth episodes on veoh until it got copyrighted! :(

[btorugo]

on the CC turn on transcribe audio...hilarious!!!

[ThePhotographer08]

Seeing him live in May, Can't Wait!

[bat999]

Thanks for this.

[AwdreeHpburn]

I'd play Spot The Difference 2....

[ZOBBIDOBBI]

I WOULD PLAY SPOT THE DIFFERENCE XD

[marclaur7]

tats terrible about de squirrells id choke him

[Weejohn1102]

@steveoblud123 Dara oBrien does it too. If u haven't already, u should get his stand up DVDs!!! Funniest ever!!!

[WINNIEG17]

saw him last night was well good

[steveoblud123]

i just noticed at the start, he introduces himself lol, hes the one who says "would you please welcome on to the stage....." lol

[stonedfish11]

@steveoblud123 , bill baily does it too on the part troll tour

[AbattoirDream]

they all do now lol

[stonedfish11]

@AbattoirDream , yeah they do dont they , i wonder if they fell like twats when there doin it

[emogirllozi]

he did that toilet joke on live at the apollo x

[Clarestovold]

That room that he's standing in at the beginning! I've been in there! Lol; at least I think I have... it looks the same... I went backstage there last Sunday after seeing a Mika concert....

[craziepopz]

a missing buckle on mariah carey's handbag :L

[AbattoirDream]

she never uses it..

[Stevie770]

why the fuck is every1 talking bout evolution!?!?!

[wjburden]

i never use it!

[2FreshFoSho]

this was pretty funny

[theworldinnit]

actually...you're a bit wrong.

[thehumorblog]

he is soooo funny!

[IJHaile]

I would play spot the difference!

[TheAlmightyAss]

got a point actually but i thnk u've got the wrong comedians

[johndoebob69]

He introduced himself. Brilliant.

[pureuk]

They do that so they don't pay anyone else to introduce them. Easier like that, to be fair.

[nortsoldier]

@johndoebob69 dara o brien does that as well... lol its gr8 xD

[Matt1yu]

I believe that was Sean talking very quietly from the back of his throat. Though I accept that I could be wrong...

[myg0tpurepunk]

Ah alright :P

[myg0tpurepunk]

@Matt1yu Okay cool thanks.

[4stringswing]

@Matt1yu More than likely the fact he took the mic off the stand and said that as he could walk around

[basscovers1]

i heard tha 2

[supahninja1]

@myg0tpurepunk

Ya that was him saying there we go because he took off the microphone or did something with it

[pinkmarshmellowful]

@myg0tpurepunk I thought he said 'there you go' but yeah, I heard something there..

[xAbix95]

@myg0tpurepunk Yeah, I heard that..

[dannyjmeh]

I think the monkeys are starting an uprising and are going to take over the earth if we don't stop them NOW! The signs are everywhere! Monkeys escaping from zoos, stealing handbags, snatching cameras, breaking into cars in safari. They are trying to weaken our defences and infiltrate society; MONKEYS CAN ROLLER-SKATE! I need help to stop them, got any ideas! The Monkey Apocalypse is nigh! HELP HUMANITY!

[DeadlyVeggie]

...God help us.

Lock tried to warn us!

[Enleuk]

humans are monkeys, you know that, right?

[theworldinnit]

it is much more complex than this statement. there are many things that differ between us and that family. not to mention the extreme evolution of our species and also explains why members of that family do not evolve today.

[Enleuk]

what "extreme" evolution are you talking about? and which family? chimps? you suggesting that chimps havnt evolved lately? im not saying thats not true, but such statements need to be backed-up with fossil findings of very old chimps that look just like modern chimps.

[fadeintoyou77]

Naturally funny man.

Doesn't even try to be funny- he just is.

Very underrated.

[drbuk96]

@fadeintoyou77 It's difficult to use a Sean Lock joke and get the same response; he has a talent for making things a lot funnier than they would otherwise be.

[Ste19uk]

Got to love Sean Lock

[spike2012]

"you'll never see me in an advert, youll never hear me do a voiceover..."

He's in one now, direct line isnt it? Or some insurane ad... where the end line is "lets see how good you are with a mop" Still funny though.

[Matt1yu]

I haven't seen it, and I don't mean to sound like a completely git here but, I don't think he meant it seriously. I think he was just trying to build himself up to the jokes about his voice lacking any emotion or enthusiasm. I'd still try to get him in for adverts. It'd be quite refreshing for people to actually speak about the products honestly in them. :) Or maybe he has indeed sold out and read from a script. Either way, he can still do them.

[locorojo25]

@Matt1yu "any" advert that "anybody" does would be scripted

[willstar01]

Thats Stephen Fry and Paul Merton.

[dmm3142]

direct line is Stephen Fry as the phone and Paul Merton as the mouse.

The lets see how good you are with a mop advert is alexander armstrong

[Chinawhere]

@spike2012 Thats Paul Merton and Stephen Fry.

[TheDarxo]

@spike2012 That's not Sean Lock in the advert. It's Alexander Armstrong, I believe.

[JagFanStevie]

@spike2012 thats no him O.o

[Getsourleic]

@spike2012 Thats not him :P

[Gellis2009]

@spike2012 "..not out of some high minded principle"

[ryan20ryan]

spelling arguement lol, losers

[KelarGridal]

00:27 Anyone know what kind of shoes those are? I've been trying to find a pair but no luck because I don't know the name :P.

[Matt1yu]

I actually have no idea...Not too many people wear them. I think it's only Sean and Adrian Edmondson that I've seen wearing those kinda shoes so far... Hmm. Sorry I can't help.

[GilbertSyndrome]

@KelarGridal

Try Matalan mate, usually works for me...

:0P

[emilytodd28]

@KelarGridal Im not sure what brand he is wearing but im pretty sure Dr Martens used to do boots like that.

[spudlington]

@KelarGridal they're called Chelsea Boots

[BTWhq]

@KelarGridal they're dock martins arent they

[flus2006]

@KelarGridal They're Chelsea boots

[flus2006]

@KelarGridal They're Chelsea boots

[michael07111992]

@KelarGridal They're called Chelsea boots I think :)

[Gellis2009]

Lmao Cant afford to go out every weekend mate. You know how it is.

[Gellis2009]

Sort your life out.

[Gellis2009]

Was that worth it?

[Gellis2009]

I tend to save all my grammer and correct spelling for my university assignments, not trying to impress people on youtube.

[andymantoonarmy]

why do people always go on about grammer on youtube. they need to get a life its not important

[Gellis2009]

I know, its annoying. But lets just enjoy sean lock :D

[tg2201]

*grammar

[GAFFTV]

Did you spell grammar wrong just to prove your point?

[Gellis2009]

No, it was just 2 o' clock in the morning. lol

[Gellis2009]

Oh boohoo I typed "these" instead of "this". Im sure I'll get over it. youve just showed me why you dont find this guy funny, Your a prick.

[ryko26]

hmmm, 6 mins in and I haven't even smirked. That's not really very good for a comedian is it?

[Gellis2009]

Its not very good for you because ALOT of people find these guy to be one of the best comedians around.

[Gellis2009]

Such a Legend, this is one my favourite stand up acts. Just brilliant, has me laughing all the way.

[lrickett2k8]

awsum

[MrLiamiscool]

sean lock, what a legend

[HelloMyLovely2468]

going to see him live fuck yeah then going to see frankie boyle live XDDDDD

[TheKingOfRebels]

u jammy fucker lol :P o.m were r they on

[HelloMyLovely2468]

sean lock on my birthday :D november the 1st southhampton n my step dad aint told when about the frankie boyle so not sure :)

[HelloMyLovely2468]

TheKingOfRebels frankie boyle is in 2010 in porthsmouth guild hall

[PompeyJimmy]

Im going to that =D April 15th, cant wait =D

[themanbearpig]

best 2 british comedians right now

[paulewing81]

jammy sod

[AdamDLDixon]

i am envious, my 2 fav modern comedians

[HelloMyLovely2468]

AdamDlDixon Mine to im really pleased im going to see them they my favorite to

[Bosshlover]

first time i watched this i laughed til my stomach hurt but i couldn't stop laughing was insane lol

[kevinukraine]

By far, my favorite comedian. Does anybody else think his voice resembles Michael Caine? What regional accent does Lock use?

[ellenlouisy]

south african. pretty sure he was born in durban.

[calumsmith2]

he was born in surrey, in woking

[oliver12345678910908]

He was born and lived in Woking. I live there and he has the same accent as everyone here. Woking is in the south east just outside London.

[paulewing81]

hes got a non discript accent east of birmingham north of london south of yorkshire theres a zone where theres zero accent its a wierd triangle lol

[craziepopz]

haha i have a non discript accent too :)

oh yer me and sean have summets in common :L

x

[jealousbaby23]

he's so fuckin' funny

[sammz07]

Okay, now to comment on this lol

I love Sean Lock! I only started watching him near the beginning of this year and I instanty loved him! :D Great jokes, very witty and a likeable character ;) Can't wait for my mum to buy me the DVD!

♥

[LadyEmilyElizabeth]

He is hilarious, I was laughing my arse off through this entire thing. Tough crowd, though.

[Theechosen1from1993]

why do ppl like lee evans so much? i dont get how ppl can find physical humour funnier than sean lock's incredible wit. i dont care what ppl say i dont like lee evans at all. and generally dont like people who like lee evans lol.

[Matt1yu]

We don't like you either. *Evils* Hehe, only joking. I think the main reason that people like Lee Evans is not for his comedy, and more that he's just a very likable bloke. There's a lot of much better comedians out there, Mr. Lock included, but I find it hard to dislike Evans himself, even though his comedy gets on my nerves at times.

I think it's safe to say that I won't be uploading any Lee Evans shows, but that's not to say he's no good. I just don't like the kinda audience he attracts...

[Theechosen1from1993]

good for u lol. maybe it's cos i havent seen what lee evans is like as a person, i've only seen his gigs. and i'm not a big fan of physical humour.

[Improbable0possible]

i'm his love child

[Matt1yu]

Congratulatons on having such an awesome Dad. :) Just don't bother him with crap paintings or you could end up with Twiglets up your back passage... :/

[Improbable0possible]

why do you think i had such a traumatic childhood:(

[iamjoeee]

Legend!

[furonprincess1]

yaaaay thanx for uploading this, i went to see this show in liverpool and it was actually brilliant, defo the best stand-up ive ever seen :D

[0207299]

Sean Lock Live, Lol