Stupid Game Show Answers - Majorus Stupidicus

[crashandcortex]

A couple with particularly large jeans decided to go to a beach in Turkey, with a stuffed turkey (the first thing the male bought in the supermarket right next to it) and a $9000 surfboard. After their excursion, at 0:00AM on their wedding night, the woman dabbed perfume on the tip of her tongue before they went to bed, curiously leaving their shoes on while cradling the same turkey.

[billyboobtubeboy]

The last contestant was a real Dick.

[tussler21557]

the girl thought the surfboards were over 9000!!!!!!

[karezza6]

I remember watching the turkey episode of Family Fortunes in the 1980s.

[0Phailure00Complex00]

"I hope you don't take this the wrong way, Kenneth, but you are weird."

I rofl'd.

[onenonlyprincess2]

The guy saying "turkey" a lot got a nice laugh

[thegreatdragontamerx]

"1,000 and two weeks in turkey are at stake, your first answer was turkey."

"EEEH"

"Your second answer was turkey"

"eeeeh"

"your third answer was turkey"

"Bing!"

[jmeds5454]

turkey

[INDLIS]

They should've added the farm animal question for that guy who said Turkey 3 times.

[ThatSexyNinja69]

1:13 if you like turkey fetish :P

[TigerWalrus26980]

They should have offered that Turkey guy two weeks in Norfolk!

[PrankZabba]

2:55 A.M. and still havent made it thru all 50 yet

[7PlanBSkater7]

@PrankZabba 5:01 and i havent either xD

[greg55666]

Was that really Dick Van Patten?  WHY?

[Jenova07]

So did the turkey guy won or what?

[LT1HILLINGHOE]

Was Van Patten on the bottle when he gave the tounge answer?

[jjl666420666]

was the person who had said tip of the tongue for perfume a famous actor?

[yanksrulemetssuck27]

"your shoes..."

[RIPNOM1]

Its Bernard Matthew's "Turkey" LOLZ :D 

[buddyisreal23]

Why does the buzzer on the British Family Feud sound like a wet fart?

[ilovevalierayne]

@buddyisreal23 LOL. It does!

[Freeisme]

OVER 9000!!!

[MillionthUsername]

I guess his thinking was that f you answer "Turkey" often enough on a game show, you'll eventually win a few points based on the Stopped Clock Theory alone.

[jayfiver]

TURKEY FTW!!!!!!!!

[virginiarules510]

The guy on Family Fortune got a Turkey of Turkeys, lol. That would be good if he were bowling.

[KalubaBoy]

I have two questions:

1. What was funny about "The Price is Right" segment?

2. On the "Newlywed Game" segment, why did the audience laugh when the elderly man said "we went to bed"?

[cpuser37]

@KalubaBoy

are you dense? or just too young to understand?

[shakeyshakey100]

(>0_0)> <<< He takes turkey to the beach too :3

[TheLastLevel999]

9000?!

[salshasam]

Turkey... HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.

epic laugh

[seanpawdraig]

"Roses are red, violets are blue, on my wedding night, my husband... what?" "We went to bed."

[RedversusBlueFanboy]

@seanpawdraig "Roses are red, violets are blue, on my wedding night, my husband and I screwed"?

[loverofeucharist]

Having Thanksgiving on the beach would be nice. lol

[XxEvE1986xX]

awww i think i watched em all:(

[candylover906]

lol these clips got me hooked!

[mvalliere5]

I just finished stuffing my turkey that i got at the supermarket im also going on vacation with it

[Bailthesnail]

TURKEY?! I ALWAYS BUT TURKEY 1st

[Bailthesnail]

TURKEY?! 

[Tubewings]

It's the first thing you buy in a supermarket, not the first thing you grab on "Supermarket Sweep".

[MattTheSaiyan]

The Turkey guy achieved more in a couple minutes than most of us will in our entire lives.

[Thelazertagkid]

The weird thing is that phrased exactly that way, shoes could technically be considered a right answer because of overnight trips. Anyway, thanks for posting this.

[Goddessofwarfair]

"Your shoes!" "I hope you wont take this the wrong way/ Kenneth. But, you are weird." HAHAHA

[dessertboy2006]

i always take my turkey to the beach

[DEATHEXISTFOREVER]

how did the irishman incident not make it on here??it was in the same episode as the turkey.

[5Corundum5]

1:14 I sense a fetish...

[Ghostfloata]

i leave my shoes on all night what are you guys talking about? lol

[ShawnRavenfire]

Dick Van Patten?

[Waluigifan95]

1:07 Gibby from iCarly age 90

[forgingiron123]

Since my family is large, I often buy huge jeans. We have some $4,500 surfboards which we use when we take our turkey to the beach.

[ToPixas]

TURKEY

[ariadnag45]

turkey and tongue lol

[cam10121c]

Press 6 for the weirdest laugh ever....

[SuaveTito]

0:40 [Insert Dragonball Z reference here]

[Brakeman94]

lol .. "Your shoes." ... its not the answer that got me so much as how he was totally confident in his answer.

[MillionthUsername]

If you keep saying "Turkey," you'll eventually get at least one answer right.

[Melanchomin]

The turkey answer is almost as good as Jill sandwich XD

[imachondrocyte]

stupid game shows has stolen 4 hours of my life!!!

Thats the amount of t.v I watch in one week D:

[imachondrocyte]

stupid game show has stolen 4 hours of my life!

[MrNewfgoof]

I love that guys expression after he answers `` Tip of the tongue``. Ha

[damintsustin]

Honestly, I don't think "jeans" is that bad an answer to the first one. Have you SEEN what having a lot of kids does to your ass?

[m0ffx]

@damintsustin I was thinking more along the lines of what might be large on a man that helps him have a lot of kids.

[kcinnnick9]

Roses are red and violets are blue.On our weddingnight my husband want to fuck you. That is the best answer

[MegaShabadoo]

That old guy was on the NEWLYWED game???? DAMN!

[CyberTechWolf]

@MegaShabadoo Well sometime on the show they have whats known as a "golden pair" or something like that, meaning a couple thats been together for a while(40 or 50 years)

[motherflange]

It's time to start... RUNNING!!!

[hbdawgs2]

THIS IS CRAZY!! The guy on family fued at 2:06 is CAL CULLEN on Arrested Development!!!!!! This is the craziest thing I have ever seen



[shoredude2]

@hbdawgs2 It was Celebrity Family Feud. And Dick Van Patten has been on TV in various forms since the 1940s, so it isn't all that odd. At the time he starred on "Eight Is Enough".

[CL123628]

TURKEY!!!!! XD

[AEMoreira81]

A term to describe what that man in the Turkey clip looks like - TURKEY!

The Detroit Lions for the past decade - TURKEY!

[woodgatejack]

Christ! I remember the turkey one when it was first shown! I'm so old

[HowDoYouSpellDummb]

Was the very last guy Dick VanPatton?

[TheouAegis]

@HowDoYouSpellDummb Yes! R.I.P. Dick. He will always be remembered... by those who are old enough to remember him. o_O

[SilverSword522]

thumbs up if you love the turkey episode

[iwantorlando05]

LMFAO @ the Turkey one. Omg. So fucking funny!!

[fedoralove]

I love the infamous "Turkey" episode lol

[zackpaige82908]

@fedoralove they say the third time is the charm lol =D

[gamemeister720]

@fedoralove I think that guy's mind was on having a butterball turkey. There's no other reason that he would say that for three answers straight. On a side note, who takes a turkey with them to the beach? That's just plain silly. lol

[metropod]

@gamemeister720

the sound proof headset wasn't doing it's job and he had heard his teammate say "Chicken", so he was basicly trying to cheat.

[gamemeister720]

@metropod Just goes to show you, cheaters never prosper.

[TigerWalrus26980]

@gamemeister720 You've never taken a turkey with you to the beach? That was the best holiday I ever had, lol!

[RocketBooster344]

name something you might accidently leave on all night.

Your shoes

Don't take this the wrong way, but you are weird

[SAIL4323]

Bob Barker shoudl've said "I've got some swamp land to sell to you for $900."

[AMacanndrais]

was it just me that thought the host looke scared at 2:10 ?

i mean he flinched as though the guy hat almost hit him...

[Ismayil23]

the funny thing about the turkey guy is that he laughs like one.

[sidx]

What kind of Turkey do you take to the beach: a live turkey or dead turkey??

[c0mf0rta61ynum6]

On a tour of Italy, one guy in our group actually did leave his shoes on all night!

[Coldcuresmytragedy]

We went to bed.

[ulongkoror]

i think i know someone that tried to sucide by drinking perfume

[scoobylu123]

IM DYINGGG! LMFAO!

[sidx]

You forgot about the "bra" answer.

[TheSteezeNugget]

The people laughing at the shoes one don't party hard enough.

[wifibrawler3501]

TURKEY

[M1kaTck]

haha "we went to bed" what a sheriff xD

[kellygurl5]

BEST ONE BY FAR!!!!

[ulongkoror]

"soemthing you buy in a larger size,if you have a larger family"

i think "size" is the only word he heard

[CoreyD1086]

Part of the family feud clip is missing where the question is name something you might leave on all night. Her response was your bra

[doglover12345andfr]

That guy loves his turkey....

[kirby6891]

I love the turkey dude, he seems so happy

[hsfilms444]

good video these are really funny

[MichRockHop81108]

FUCK THIS FANFAIR

[matrixphijr]

@MichRockHop81108 Dude, shut the fuck up. Seriously. You've said that a thousand times, you can't even spell 'fanfare', and that's not even really what it is.

[MichRockHop81108]

@matrixphijr No Im not going to "shut the fuck up" How bout YOU stop directing curses and hate on youtube, as if thats supposed to somehow make me feel bad "shut the fuck up" youre a week week person CLEARLY

[matrixphijr]

@MichRockHop81108 "directing curses and hate on youtube" This coming from the person who feels compelled to comment "FUCK THIS FANFARE" (and meanwhile misspell it) on every single one of these videos. If you're really that adamant about it, either skip it, or don't friggin' watch the videos. And I'm not doing this to make you "feel bad"; I couldn't give damn how you feel. I'm doing it because you're an annoying son of a bitch.

And you're wrong: I'm not a week person. I'm more of a day person.

[MichRockHop81108]

@matrixphijr You dont have to respond to me not liking the fanfair. Let me ask you though, do you like it or something? Why are you defending it?

Doosh.

Love,

Marsh

[matrixphijr]

@MichRockHop81108 Does everything have to be at one extreme or the other with you? Why should I have to love it or hate it? I'm indifferent. I watch these videos for the content; thus, I can put up with five irrelevant seconds at the beginning. It's called being rational. For some reason, you can't deal with it, lack the self-control to even try, can't spell worth a damn, and don't understand that seeing the same stupid comment everywhere is even more annoying than what you're so angry about.

[Pokefan18125]

@MichRockHop81108 DONT LISTEN TO IT

[CONKER17]

@AnotherProGamer ITS OV-....EXCATLY 9000!!!! 

[silvergoldjewels]

@AnotherProGamer Don't forget to buy jeans for your large family!!

[KingOfKatamari]

@AnotherProGamer What about your jeans?

[smashc0m]

@AnotherProGamer I hope you wore your huge jeans!

[mirorih2]

how come turkey aint the right answer on question 2? think on Thank's Giving even thought i dont know what it is. but maan i love turkey <3

[Jaerad333]

1:09 Who gets married at like 80

[resdsox1]

This Summer I need to remember to put Turkey on list when I go to the beach

[ulongkoror]

"name a country full of terrorists"

turkey!!!

[yugiohtrcx]

I'm from Turkey and this is hilarious.

[ulongkoror]

@TheDeathcoreGamer

yes an old fat white woman in the 80s watches dragonball

im pretty sure there wasnt such thing as cartoon when she was a kid in like 1950s

[KiffenN64]

@TheDeathcoreGamer Then transcribe the audio and wait for the pair of surfboards. You will now understand more then you had expected. MYSTERIOUS DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN. Transcribe Audio For The WIN!!! ^^

[KiffenN64]

@TheDeathcoreGamer or at 0:49 means something you might accidently leaned on all white BUZZER missions ^^ at least at the end it gives the right words: you are wierd. Even computers are not that dumb :)

[ChinchillaAngel]

The old guy in the newlywed game sounded just like my dad.

[Altimadark]

Sadly, the surfboards were not over $9000.

[sheegs1]

what was wrong with 1:00. classic

[noahsim97]

Thumbs up for TURKEH

[tijuanamarisol666]

thumbs up if you kept clicking 5

[TemasekVlog]

That guy really likes his turkey

[Allyspill]

Man I want some turkey now.

[Wolta]

Don't take this the wrong way... but you're weird, hahahaha :P

[bluebear1985]

For something you accidentally leave on all night, after the first answer, the contestant in the other family said "your bra".

[SheHasWine]

I often dab perfume on the tip of my tongue.

Then I vomit.

[bigrigbob2010]

@SheHasWine The homeless indians around here drink pefume

[ringo22]

Turkey?

[CVTom]

That part with the guy saying "turkey" for his answers, they cut out the part where one of his relatives/friends or whoever was looking at him like he was gonna kill him. You also gotta wonder if he heard one of the questions.

[antster1983]

@CVTom He heard the other family member say "chicken" as one of his answers, but didn't know which.

[CVTom]

@antster1983 Oh ok! Thanks for clearing that up for me.

[KellanInYourFace]

"Roses are red, violets are blue. On our wedding night my husband...?"

"We went to bed." -_-

old ppl -3

[8USMNT17]

ZOMFG EVERYTHING IS TURKEY

[antster1983]

"Don't take this the wrong way, Kenneth... but you are weird!"

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

On our wedding night

My husband we went to bed"

Couple of my favourites from this clip apart from the aforementioned turkey guy.

[antster1983]

To clear this up, Bob Johnson, the contestant who continually said "turkey" accidentally overheard the first person give "chicken" as the answer to "A food often stuffed". However, he didn't hear the question.

The last two questions were "Name a famous snooker player" and "Name a sport played with a ball".

The episode had some good stupid answers itself with the two families taking about 7 goes to name a famous Irishman!

[CaryPohlhammer]

You get get sliced turkey at the super market to make a turkey sandwich to take to the beach.

[Glitcher2000]

I'm going to have to strum that to my girlfriend.

Rose are red,

Violets are blue,

On our wedding night my husband,

We went to bed.

[elnegrobembon]

turkey!  LMAOOOOOOOO

[waterwind2266]

You know those British beaches with their sunbathing turkeys.

[thestuffguy100]

the last guy should try to use toothpaste instead

[guydudeasian]

The "shoe" answer made sense LOL.

[weariesky]

I really wish the last two questions for Turkey Guy were "name a country in Asia" and "something Americans eat on Thanksgiving." Clean sweep!

PS: I LOVE his laugh =)

[MisterPinkNoTip]

ROTFL turkey

[resdsox1]

@channel4squares Oh I was just wondring

[resdsox1]

@channel4squares Ok thanks, but is that guy still hosting or did he retired

[resdsox1]

@channel4squares Well like I said I'm not from the UK I'm from America but if I visit UK I'll check it out

[resdsox1]

@channel4squares Thats probley why I'm not from th UK I'm from america. Is that show still on in the UK?

[AEMoreira81]

I have to head to Turkey to harvest Turkeys so that I can go to the beach with a Turkey!

[resdsox1]

What is that game show at 1:14 to 2:05?

[TashaRichardsonFan1]

Awww that old man who said*We went to bed* is so cute.

[HenshinPen]

Apparently for two surfboards, it's NOT OVER 9000, actually a bit less than half of 9000...

And an answer like that was just fail IMO. XD

[emward16]

Haha, I like at 2:10 how the host jumps when the guy hits the buzzer!

[Monkeeperson]

That Turkey answer from Family Feud has ALWAYS been my fav stupid anser!!!

[77777random]

why the hell would i bring a turkey to the beach? Lmfao

[mrharryballzonya]

Dude.... the last guy is the king from Space Balls!

[TheWolfRagen]

i was crying at the turkey bit X'D

[666melodeath666]

that man loves his turkey

[KickassLuffy]

hey guys, lets all write in our comments exactly what ppl said in this video...why? i dont know, but every1s doing it.

[Megalodon64]

that guy who said turkey 3 times has the most unique laughter ive heard

[alan1963]

Actually, this was @1:15....it is sooo hilarious!!