Question Friday

[CLyane]

You know, I want a Hanklerfish tattoo. Just saying.

[Quarternote22]

1:30 - nerdfighters=minotaurs by transitive property. Thank you high school geometry.

[Th3DarthHom3r]

1:52 I thought he looked at his crotch and was going to say "five" xD

[Redwillowfox]

Will you sign vellum?

[IDontTrustSheep]

Was John wearing shoes in the bath?

[moonlady3000]

1:03 He plays the singamajig....

[LMNOP1214]

I can't believe that I might not get to experience reading a new John Green book with all of Nerdfighteria until I have my DRIVER'S LICENSE. Wow.

[BlackSparklePrincess]

After he mentioned the spot on his shirt, I couldn't stop staring at it...

[tanya6277]

I thought that bathtub was a sink... Which amuses me because I then imagined a rather small John Green in a sink.

[lowdawg4]

the eye-sight camera gives him a godly glow.

[extremelyawesome92]

I love the little flash of argyle socks.

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

I was going to ask about the no skin signing policy... and then I saw the top coment...

[TheDrum808]

240p.. we meet again.

[IlnousaimeleMonsieur]

What about...underpants? ;D

[zizema16]

2008: Upside-down hotel trash can

2011: Sing-a-ma-jig

[95GrBr]

FYI, Paper Towns was my favorite of your books

[CharmedSlayerr]

He changes from yellow to blue...like Margo

[LifeIsMiraculous]

Happy dances will be happily danced :')

[PrimaryColoursdotcom]

At first I thought the bath was a sink.....

[sandstorm49]

Name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. I bet you can't and if you do you just divided by 0.

[devonriley415]

thumbnail looks like you doing wing chun :D

[ddc32997]

*jumps into wall*

OMG John you are adorable :3

[adarosefairy]

AND NOW YOU PLAY THE SINGA-MA-JIG

[TabbyOfWeird]

...I really like that you're wearing two different socks :]

[dumbledorerox98]

I just realized his glasses are different.

[fuckmuffins123]

Two Bathrooms=

One Toilet room (for sanitation reasons)

One "Bathing" room.

[yamileth650]

oh gosh the injuries i incur through blogging

[bbmonkey14]

He's a grown up apparently.

[starkidfangirl]

These guys basically restore my faith in humanity :)

[bella3718122]

LOL "I am not an octopus"

[bkksugarsyrup]

many survivors said we still living for our family...

[zidia7]

AND SING-A-MA-JIGS!

[jacobcoolguy]

youmean 3 legs chopped off

heh heh

[ReKrisB]

Gah!~ The injuries I incur from vlogging!

Love you, John.

[OkalRelsDaughter]

@ReKrisB OH LOL!!! I laughed so hard at that part!! The injurys I incur from vlogging!!

[anindefinitearticle]

i am not an octopus

[YOmamasugly]

No!!!! some nerd fighters are not definitely Minotaurs! Gah bad logic!

[Qwerkss19]

Give it a couple years and he will be an epic singamajig player. :)

[lordvisucius]

I was watching this video again and my first thought when I saw the second bathroom was, "Hmm... I feel like John gets hurt right about now, but I don't remember how."

[nearnrivers]

I THOUGHT THAT BATHTUB WAS A SINK AT FIRST!!!

[pUmPkInStOcKiNg]

@nearnrivers You're not the only one xD

[jellyfishes101]

under extreme stress, octopi eat their own arms

[RICKROLLBLENDER]

I WANT THAT BATHTUB!

[maddoraptor]

If you were watching Vlogbrothers for almost two years (at this point) then I can't imagine how you wouldn't appreciate John enough to care about his novel.

[fregvloggers]

Because if it were always a vowel the there would be no Yeti and I would be all alone!

John is so cute! I want one!

[danagrl52]

your logic puzzle with the blibs/blobs/bleebs or nerdfighters/riddlemakers/mino­taurs was incorrect. i thought you were going to get it right when you reached the ridiculous conclusion that some nerdfighters must be minotaurs, but alas. "some nerdfighters make riddles" reads "A intersect B is nonempty," AND NOT "A is a subset of B," which is i think where you made your mistake. after all, not ALL nerdfighters make riddles. in the future, please refrain from teaching minors incorrect logic skills.

[thisisextra3]

I thought the bathtub was a sink... and I had a slight heart attack when I thought that you were small enough to fit in a sink... and then I was disappointed when I realized that you are actually normal sized. Now I just feel confused. My awesome feels defeated.

[BunnyWithSunglasses]

i thought the bathtub was a sink at first...

[mariofana]

@BunnyWithSunglasses Me too

[DeathAngelsFury]

Jeez, I'm glad someone asked that question! I've always needed to know whether or not John was an octopus. Now I know.

[samnuva]

That is one blue shirt.

[BlobOfChaos]

That hotel room has more bathrooms than my house! Wow!

[mrsboywiththebread]

he also plays sing-a-ma-jigs

[lolgirl607]

your blue shirt radiates blue-ness

[totalelmofreak]

No skin signing policy translates to:

NO I WILL NOT SIGN YOUR BOOBS.

[jellyfishes101]

actually, under extreme stress, octopi eat their own arms. therefore, you could be an extremely stresses octopus

[ClocksInMyPlace]

I was thinking that John looked... well, extra attractive in this video... Then I realised it was because doesn't wear his nerd-glasses!

[ClocksInMyPlace]

At first I thought the bathtub was a zink.

[LadyLeexify]

LAS PIRANAH

[OneRandomLeo]

Jooohn, why did you change your nerd-glasses? =(

[jack16895]

papertowns is so awesome, and i haven't even read it yet.

[drakeblood4]

You're wrong about the riddle. The group of riddlemaking nerdfighters and the group of minotaur nerdfighters could be separate groups.

[RockinMetallicaLuver]

Thats a big bathtub...

[niminonono]

epic vid thumbnail(sp?)... i say

[themastergerbil]

This was made on my birthday! =D

[zimmaster4]

@themastergerbil Happy Birthday, in ten months.

[Miakinzzz]

i am not an octopus.

[greengirllover]

YOU TOTALLY signed someones skin recently, it was in your vid about the nerdfighter gathering at the bean! It was the girl who had DFTA on her wrist! Fame changes everyone, lol.

[dontfeedthebookworm]

This was the first Vlogbrothers video I ever saw; been a Nerdfighter for two years now. Ah the memories!

[dikaroxmysox]

forget studying chem, watchin all vlogbrothers videos!

[SPRxGreenMilexChick]

"Because if it were always a vowel, then there would be no Yeti, and i would be all alone in the world. Thank you, Thank you consenent "Y"!!" :D

(i didnt even notice the spot until, litterally, right before you pointed to it!)

[AuzFreak]

That's some quality upside-down trash can John.

[saimawesome]

*runs at wall* *slides down wall* *legs in air*

"I am NOT an octopus."

[thatregiskid]

BOY SCOUT SOCKS!

[DanHill93]

Almost amazing how Paper Towns was only really published this year in the UK

[blissfulmoment]

effyeahnerdfighters.

[HillelBebop]

Ya know I didn't even notice that spot on your shirt until you pointed to it. :)

[logician15]

Hate to correct you, but if some blibs are blobs and some blobs are bleebs, it does in no way follow that some blibs are bleebs.

[ChrisBovington]

@logician15 : for clarification, it does not follow that some blibs are DEFINITELY bleebs. Standard logic, John, geez! Of course it also does not follow that they are definitely not bleebs. In fact this possibility is logically allowed for, and that is why a lot of people get confused.

[commoncure]

At first I thought you said "the injuries I incur from flogging". It definitely changed the mood of your intro.

[thecoolev]

hello



[sarathoughtonnothing]

i'm not an octopus either. :(

[FleepieChan]

"I AM NOT AN OCTAPUS."

[standingonair777]

AH THE INJURIES I INCURE WHILE VLOGGING

[TheSarahSideofThings]

1:52 I think I know what you were thinking there XD

also, I laughed so hard at when you jumped into the wall and said "I am not an octopus"

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

Can I still be a nerd even though I don't need glasses or it it essential for nerds?

[MrGameposter]

I was cought of guard when you actually said balls straight up XD

[Mariswimmer7]

There's sort of a dreamy glow about you in this video...jus' sayin'

[sagwakitty15]

Willie if you do that one my time im going to chop your balls of AND THEN I DID IT

[ljlightfire1]

i thought that was a closeup of a sink lol untill he stood up

[cayrano]

"Happy dances will be happely danced" xD

[bloodyGr]

where and whats the name of that hotel

[MoonRiver1324]

"Aghhhhhh! The injuries I incur from vlogging!"

[thatregiskid]

hey ur wearin boy scout socks! arent they so comfortable?!?!

[wbrown633]

boy scout socks r amazing

[thatregiskid]

true that

[DestroyingDarrian]

hahahahahhahhahahahahaha 1:07

[DestroyingDarrian]

hahahahahahahahaha 1:07

[ilikesmlngwhtout]

funny. i dident notice the spot on his shirt till he mentioned it.

[Stephcatherinex]

Me likes your socks[=

[latopaz]

I don't think he got the logic right... the nerdfighters who are riddle makers might not be the riddle makers who are menatars. No, I think that I am right. I still love your writing, but this is in the math section, so I think we need Daniel Biss to clear up this.

[vampgirl2292]

are you slowly becoming a peep after eating so many??

if not are you a duck?

[vampgirl2292]

where can i get a nerd fighter shirt

[EJSharkBait]

LOL You're so awsome that your shirt glows! : )

[gingerninja8]

why are my replies being posted as new comments??

oh well nvm.

cant wait for the news on sunday so until then will be watching more older videos. DFTBA

[senorsqueakydesk]

That Palin anagram is great. Who woulda thought?

[thecrazybackpackers]

that was the best beginning ever.

[Frunobulaxian]

I thought the spot on your shirt was a logo.

[merbears8]

Where did the glasses go?!?!? NO! I loved those glasses!

[Ravenskysong]

you mentioned the book skin, is that the collection of gross short stories with a snake on the cover or a different book?

actually i see the video is very old so nevermind i guess

[gingerninja8]

he means that he will not sign people's skin.

[DittoFreak]

Comment 345:

I want to see more Willy :)

...the dog, that is...

[danciswithwolves]

you got the riddle wrong...

nerdfighters could be riddlemakers... and riddlemakers could be minotaurs...

but that doesnt mean some nerdfighters are definitely minotaurs... there could be a whole separate sub sect of riddlemakers that are just minotaurs but not nerdfighters

[thiismiist]

exactly what i was thinking.

[UchihaCyndi8]

who is hank?

[gingerninja8]

shame.

check out other vlogbrothers videos

DFTBA

[y0urstalker]

is the skin thing because of leviticus?

[MikeMarino]

at 0:11 the first time I saw this, I thought that was a sink, and then John popped up, and I was like WOAAAH!

[BeatlesSixtyFour]

John, what happened to your old glasses?

I miss them so much!

Oh, and I love that you're glowing bright blue in this video.

It was so entertaining.

Oh, and since nobody ever says hi to you on these blogs, uhm, hi.

:)

[TheFallenWind]

The painful art/science of Vlogging

[yayforme93]

DUDE THIS WAS POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY!

[ThePsychoticRaccoon]

this was the first Vlogbrothers video i ever saw :D

[dramageek78]

well, i don't know about MOST nerdfighters, but i am most definitely a minotaur. so the equation works.

full of awesome, john.

[NeverrEndingLove]

you guys are awesome

[Nic33rd]

Wait, why don't you sign skin?

Eh, good answers, in any case!

[bloard]

so whats this 'Papertowns' stuff

[loserfreak92]

I am NOT and Octopus.

[dude33369]

poor willie

[kira902k]

I miss your old glasses. They were famous.

and you are most definitely not an octopus. I know this because i AM one, and octopi don't wear glasses. Even new ones.

:)

[blackholeslovesongs]

OCTOPUS!

[creamsodaandcoke]

SWEEEET SOCKS

[regularguy5mb]

No skin signing? Aw man...

[Mgt666]

how do i become a nerd fighter?

[regularguy5mb]

Well, that's the first step right there.

[Mgt666]

awesome!!! what next?

[regularguy5mb]

Go back and watch the essential Brotherhood 2.0 videos on the vlogbrothers channel (there's a playlist) and join the ongoing antics on the nerdfighter's ning page.

I'll message you the link.

[projectTOD]

the bathtub looks like someone made a giant sink... or... someone shrunk john... o.O

[dizymislizy4444]

Yeah, I though the bathtub was a sink until John popped out of it.

[Mossflower1994]

Can you sign my history homework with a crayon?

[katiepoo66]

This is my favorite.

[MammaMia]

Why wont you sign my skin?

[86kinky86]

Is he on drugs?

[BlowwFish]

no, just on awesome :)

[falletron]

Oh John, you should've used a Venn diagram! Think of three circles in a row, each barely intersecting the circle(s) beside itself, labelled Nerdfighters, riddle-makers, and minotaurs, from left to right. Clearly, some Nerdfighters are riddle-makers, and some riddle-makers are minotaurs, but in this case, -no- Nerdfighters are minotaurs, so the question of "are some Nerdfighters DEFINITELY minotaurs" is not true.

Logic nerdfighters, hoohah!

(someone's probably already beaten me to this...)

[potterluva9393]

i freaked out at the indy book signing when he said he lost his camera and couldn't record again...and then he said he could just use his computer. almost heart attacked!

[thechaos44]

Why do you keep saying "Hank"?

[godofwar2masterR]

Hes "talking" to his brother Hank, who also adds videos to this channel.

[alizask]

Swanky room!

[Katiethecloud]

LOL. just nearly peed myself 'the injurys i endure from vlogging'

[noaruto]

No. There are not necessarily blibs which are also bleebs under those conditions. Same deal with nerdfighter-minotaurs.

Thank you for allowing me to be able to say I have once solved a Venn Puzzle concerning the descriptive identity of a nonce-form onomatopoeia.

Lastly, why are things that aren't true true? Easy, because they didn't have the motivation to be true until they were pointedly asked to change their nature.

In case you didn't catch it, that was a playful burn at John's expense. (:

[DinoRawrKAYLA]

"yes, for the first several months of his life. every time he peed inside i was like 'willy, if you do that one more time, i am gonna CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF!" i can't believe you said that. that was so hardcore.

[nerdfighter78]

You know what sucks, Its out in Canada yes. But not everywhere in Canada. For instance, the nearest bookstore that has Paper Towns is 45 minutes away. Being 14 I cannot go and get it on my own. Oh my god. October 21st is the day I can get it.

[HP4LYF]

What sucks even more, is that Paper Towns isn't published in the UK! This means I have to rely on Amazon. Fabulous.

[dwaynedukes1]

Who's on first? What's on second?, and I don't know who on third.

Y'all figure it out...

[gregflorenceduncan]

I don't know's on third*

[ninjallison]

i dont mean to sound smart, but yeti has two vowels already, does it not?

and im trying as hard as i can to come to the nerdfighter gathering/book signing/halloween party!!!

[jeffrey678]

Yes it does... but he is saying that if it was always a vowel there would be no yeti.. cause in the word Yeti.. Y isn't a vowel... its only a vowel in words like my, by, or why.. hope that answered your question

[BetaParticles]

Here's a question, and I apologize, as it is unrelated to Paper Towns:

Kirk or Picard?

or....

Star Wars or Star Trek?

[Xikaze]

IT'S WACKY AND FREE IN CORN POPS!

[auriliacasey858]

Ok here's a question:

Do you like anime/mangas? If so, what is your favorite anime/manga?

~Natalie =]

[MysticallyMedieval]

October 16th! Paper Towns Day has arrived!!!

:D

[DecayConstant]

Sorry John, you got the "Blib-Bleeb-Blob" logic question wrong.

Let't rephrase the question again to make it more obvious: If some apples are red things, and some red things are cars, then are some apples definately cars?

Obviously not.

Ven diagrams also help.

[UncoProductions]

here's a question I am almost self detonating over:

WHEN IS PAPER TOWNS RELEASED IN AUSTRALIA?????

[DaggerQuill]

Where are your nerd glasses?

[ashers2009]

my french student arrives in the US on the same day Paper Towns comes out.

I didn't realize that until now.

I'm pumped.

<33

stay awesome.

[taylorir]

Do you think the wacky wall walker reference was lost on most viewers?

[iasonharper]

I love your glasses!

[rachelray234]

wo-ow that bathtub was awesome! thanks for proving that you're not an octopus. haha when you said i'll sign ANYTHING, i immediately thought of the weird body parts people would come up with =]

[bybc]

More John Green in the bath tub! Please!