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  • From The Urban Dictionary -"The lamest excuse for a metal band that ever exsisted. The "nu-metal" butt-munching trend that passes for music these days is as abominable as shoving cactus needles into your dickhole, and this worthless group of posers only strengthens that point. Anyone who considers this band worthy of wasting space on their iPod is either a 12-15 year-old or simply a lower primate. Fans of this band should be shaved and sterilized."- Urban Dictionary. "Music for Douche Bags" -UD

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  • Lets just say that he likes chubby chicks who the fuck cares. You don't know these women what they have to offer in a relationship. Your to much of a pussy to use your real voice and what do you look like. Why don't you put up a pic. of yourself and see what others think of you.

  • You know just because you don't like them doesn't mean their not a good band. I love five finger death punch and I'm not a 14 year old boy. I'm a women and I know good music when I hear it. I don't like Fall Out Boy either but I'm not going to down the band. There is a reason why their is more then on type of music. It's because everyone has their own taste. As far as you putting down the second gutarist for being with a chubby chick is wrong. You don't know if she is a fan.

  • Obvious troll is obvious

  • Look at all the children get mad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! like they are in the band.... the truth hurts.

  • Yeah, they do

  • Haters gonna hate. ^__^ I <3 5FDP.

  • i would love you to tell that shit to the lead singer you would get fucking destroyed and you know it bitch lol

  • @hicabicapo2

    Ivan Moody would probably start crying if someone told him he sucked to his face.

  • JUST GO AND DIE!

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  • Wow. USE YOUR OWN FUCKING VOICE FAGGOT. Have a Nice fucking Day Bitch. (:

  • And if haters say your band sucks, this is what you say.. sorry for head bangin bitches. My dick, like a bridge, your dick, up your ass. I am out to troll all haters of good music and diss shit, I'm a DJ, I know good music and I know what the people want, from LA to New York, 5FDP has made it big and your just pissed Ivan Moody can say he's under and over it, and you haven't even started digging. You can use that flat head of your to start. You have a long way to go kid.

  • Thank you.

  • what a fag what band are u in

  • hahaha this is funny....the band does suck...if you little kids want real metal listen to some pantera....they have no pussy ass choruses or shitty love songs....also try listening to slayer....ahhh thrash metal

  • once again another punck talking shit through sam on the comp. what a badass five finger death punch kicks ass so get a job or do something with your time you fuckin nerd

  • why are there so many fags who post hate videos without even having the balls to use their real voice.

  • @MrBananahavok

    Microsoft Sam sounds funnier.

  • gay pussy with a voice changer

  • in the words of ivan moody, did you hear about me giving a shit because if i ever did i dont remember it

  • youre a virgin

  • I love the band but this shit is sooooo funny

  • five finger death punch Five Finger Death Punch.

  • wow...i cant believe this stupid shit....cant play for shit?? haha you pick up a guitar and play like that bitch...lets see you tell Ivan Moody that he is a constipated retard that cant sing to his face..you are a total pussy "talk your shit behind my back, lets hear you say it to my face" 5FDP

  • fall out boy has their five fingers up there ass

  • Won't even say it himself, just has his computer do it for him. Pussy.

  • The Only 1 Who sucks here is the uploader

    GET A LIFE

  • You don't even have a point to prove 5fdp sucks

  • You're right so right, btw my favorite band us "Rings of Saturn" epic metal band.

  • You gave Behemoth a joke video but actually ripped on 5FDP? What the fuck dude? That's so backwards.

  • @DarynPowell although I disagree with this dude, that comment makes no sense

  • hahahahahaha ur so patheric !!!! cmon if u gonna make a video talking shit about thos band u sould have dicent arguments man !! this video looks like made for a kid , or maybe thats wat u r joeySIXXXXX!

  • @1disturbedturtle1 LOLOLOL i laughed so hard at your comment. These guys blow hard. If you want a kick ass band listen to Opeth.

  • lol funny video, but no, ffdp is one of the greatest bands so go fuck urself while u listen to justin bieber cuz that prob what u like, you know kids these days are such pussys, not the ones who listen to heavy bands but all 98% of gay ass teens that listen to lady gaga and all them shittyy bands, i cant wait for fuckin other countries to invade and kill all these pussy ass motherfucking kids, get some good taste in music fag FFDP FTW

  • @1disturbedturtle1 You want other countries to invade us over a band that sold out after their first album? Your fucking retarded. Get some good taste in life.

  • @1disturbedturtle1 Lol! You are one of those made up 98% of gay ass teens that listens to pop music.. Five Finger Death Punch make music for commercial reasons and are not heavy at all, just listen to their gay ass choreses. IT'S NEVER ENOUGH OHHHH IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!!! So fucking heavy (NOT)......... All I hear are a bunch of try hards. You want real Groove Metal? Check out Exhorder.

  • @EverxOpeningxFlower You want heavy metal, Look up these bands and you will see how pathetic FFDP is "Rings of Saturn" "Signal The Firing Squad" "Enfold Darkness" "Brain Drill" "Chthonic" "Thy Art is Murder" "Born of Osiris" and "Zonaria". FFDP is giving metal a bad name, and polluting our unholy genre of brutality.

  • @genuinebbuck I listen to some traditional heavy metal like Mercyful Fate and Judas Priest, but most of the time I listen to oldschool death metal or thrash metal. Some of my favorite includes Kreator, Demolition Hammer, Vio-lence, Almost every oldschool swedish death metal band, Pestilence, Asphyx, Death and Obituary. I really, really don't listen to FFDP and you are right, they do give metal a bad name among plenty of other fake/wannabe metal bands like A7X, Bullet for my Valentine etc.

  • @genuinebbuck um no all those bands aren't even close to being metal there just a bunch of idiots screaming into a microphone. 5FDP is what metal was before supid ass emo bands started calling themselves metal

  • @lukewalln Yo did you even listen to all of them :P. Five finger death punch sounds like some retard talking over the instruments like they didn't care to put there soul into there music. Now if you want to go back to the 80s and 90s your right they don't sound a damn thing like FFDP, I was comparing bands that I like today with FFDP. BTW do you homework, look at "Rings of Saturn" they don't dress or act emo, though I can't say that for the rest of the bands I mentioned.

  • @genuinebbuck i trying to say that 5FDP is what metal used to be. now "Metal" is a bunch retards who sound constipated screaming into a mic. Its not metal it's shit

  • lol this is stupid

    

  • five fingers in your ass? yeah, we know you got five fingers in your asshole.

  • HA HA HA Love the vid and voice. lol

  • the original song name was- the way of the five fists fisting up my ass

  • this made me laugh really bad, and five finger death punch sucks horribly. i don't understand how anyone can think they sound good, or waste money on their cd.

  • This video is the most truthful thing I've ever seen in my life.

  • and whoever made this video wants five fingers up there ass

  • five fingers up my ass LOLOLOLOL!!!

  • i like there 1st album before they became famous after that i didnt care for them

  • hey noobs, there not all that soft, maybe if you didnt just listen to the radio and listened to the cd, there hardcore. until you can even play an instrument, dont be so judgemental, or just simply get your facts straight.

  • i like em but ive found that some of their lyrics are a bit "soft" and kinda " emo"

  • @Neptunion118  like a crying giat... they have to edit out the sniffles

  • this band does fucking suck. the tough guy act trying to make the weak ass music they play seem more hardcore is ridiculous

  • this band is for douchebags when a song by them comes on ill be like hey douchebags heres your music

  • haha dude please make one about emmure id love to see that!!!!

  • im guessing this is a joke cuzu sound like steven hawkings retarded tourettes son

  • @GuitarPlayer96100 Five Finger Death Punch is a joke.

  • @SirButtfuckingham well thats ur opinion and i respect that as long as u can respect my opinion and not be a cock suckin douche bag troll like a lot of other people.

    DO NOT FEED THE TROLL

  • @GuitarPlayer96100 steven hawkings is a genius and if he were to reproduce, his offspring would probably be able to implode your head with his mind.

  • @GuitarPlayer96100 how is this the joke it 100% truth

  • so im gonna go out on a limb and take a wild guess your mother is a pigeon, you like dora the explorer and you enjoy looking at blue waffles and cheesy tacos

  • I'm not siding with anyone here, all I'm saying is, I would LOVE to see that maker of this video say this to any of their faces. Just saying...

  • HAHAHAHAH THIS IS WONDERFULLY ACCURATE!!!!!!!!!

    also, they shouldn'y have been the first band to play mayhemfest for the 2nd time, nor should they have been on the mainstage too

  • wow you are seriously a douche man one of the metal commandments is thout shalt not disgrace thine 5fdp u will burn in heavy metal hell you must be a prissy little rap bitch learn to deal with other peoples music intrestes u dont see anyone else posting shit about oh this guy sucks that guy sucks just cause ur parents beat u as a child doesnt mean u can bash on metal

  • @rasmethrin HAHAHA, good one. Blow hard much?

  • five finger death punch is AWESOME, what are you a fucking rapper wannabe assmunch

  • why did i click on this video? ffdp is the best. all 32 of you guys go die in hell

  • FFDP does suck ass!! Fuckin weak ass shit. Seriously!? What so called metal band would cover a fuckin Bad company song? Basically they took a shitty song and made it even shittier.

  • @boulder667 ok shut the fuck up dumbass!!!!! these guys are amazing. so get the fuck out of the conversation and go watch ur Justin Bibier shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @boulder667 Bad Company was a good band, they made great music. The fact that you can't respect that makes you a poser. It's hilarious honestly.

  • screw you why dont you f****** go get a life.

  • Yeah you like 5 fingers up your ass. Ivan Moody would fuck you up and shove you up your dads ass

  • joeysixxxxx,,, you can suck my dick bitch five finger death pucnh is a good band id like to see you play guitar better then them bet you cant so you cant say they cant play when really they can. you can go fuck yourself bitchhhhhhh!!!

  • troll

  • @ottozing Obviously, the shit head made a video about megadeth sucking too.

  • haha ur trying to talk shit with reasons like "they are shit". u are honestly pathetic. who are you fans of? people that need computers to change their voice. id like to see you try to sing like the god known as Ivan. its sad people like you dont listen to music to enjoy it but attempt to bash other types of music and completely fail at it. if u wanna bash sumone try to legitimate reasons instead of their choruses are pussyish. id like to see u survive white knuckles choruus. u wuld die

  • I think they are good compared to most of the new generationed crap that is so called metal.

  • hahahaha i h8 them sooo much! lmfao

  • it pisses me off that they think there metal, when there not.

  • Well I have went to 2 concerts and goin to my 3rd in vegas on Friday. So you guys think what you want but IMO they are one of the best around

  • at least they are doing something with their lives

  • The cunt who made this video got 5 fingers up his ass. So does the 29 people who like it.

  • I support this.

  • do you know what a power chord is? Beause ovbiosly you do not. Im pretty sure every single rock band has used a power chord at least ounce. I guess every band on the earth sucks huh?

  • you go make a band if ur so fucking good, ive been playing guitar for 14 years and i still find some of there songs challenging because of the technique and style so stfu you 18 year old know it all

  • you go make a fucking band if you think your so good ive, ive been laying guitar for 14 years and some of there songs still challenge me because of the pickig style and technique so stfu u stupid 18 year old know it all

  • This IS a GOOD band.

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  • epic fail on some of the spelling there and what the hell do you have with things in your ass?

  • 5FDP does indeed suck. They try so hard to appeal to that whole, MMA, Bro, Gotta love the troops, blue-collar, post-Limp Bizkit crowd. Great how that one guy always dresses like a fucking auto-mechanic, like he works on those burly muscle cars between shows. Goddamn if an Affliction T-Shirt could make music it would sound like this. And why are they always in a junk yard? Is it in solidarity with all those regular butch guys they want to appeal to? And put a fucking shirt on goddammit. Grow up.

  • The bassist looks like a fag

  • Whatever your opinion is your opinion. But mine is:

    First of all your such a pussy for not even talking and using some shitty program that has a voice option, probably because your balls haven't dropped yet and your voice is as high as a kite

    2. 5FDP almost individually sold out the mayhem festival in my town, so you can't say they're bad(10000 ppl)

    3. They can appeal to a wide array of audiences, if thats how they make their money whos complaining

    4. Dont listen to them if you dont like them.=D

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  • @LightningWade11 your probably just a fatass with no friends who makes a living by trolling on the internet. ,,|,

  • @TheClutchPlayer18 I have a six pack of abs I shit you not. I'm only 16 so I just piss 5 finger ass-fuck fans off to have fun. I did the same thing with guns n roses and u guys really make it easy for me to make fun of u more. 5fdp sucks dick and the bassist looks like a fag

  • @LightningWade11 this just enforces the fact that you have no life, since you attempt to get people angry over the internet :D get a life / job / Girlfriend/ Boyfriend or whatever the fuck your into.

    Have a great day. :D

  • @TheClutchPlayer18 when I'm not fucking with u 5 finger faggots Im playing baseball and going to school so the fact is I do have a life. I just leave a little comment to have some fun. thanks for the nice day thing, you have one too. unless u want me dead, then u can have a bad day. But if not have a good one :D

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  • @freebird887

    the band is bad poser stuff

  • @jetboy0220 dude i hate to do this but i have to disagree i love 5FDP they lay dont some just kicking beats, they ust so good, ive even leart some of there stuff, its bad ass, sorry but the guy how made this porbs tryed to make a band and failed, and is just bitter.

  • @jackroberts103 could you have someone translate that into english for us you gaylord

  • @funkymoneylove yeah well thats what happens when you try to type while absolutly hammerd.

  • @jackroberts103 youre cool

  • @funkymoneylove meh i wouldent go as far as to say that. im just kinda yeah, not cool not uncool, just kinda in the middle

  • @jackroberts103 no, cool is the word id use...wasted listenin to 55dp alone, thats cool

  • @funkymoneylove nah mate, from looking at one song on here, it looks like ive got more than 11,559 other mates i can lisen to 5FDP with

  • @jackroberts103 cool then you can all 69 with eachother afterwards and bond over your shitty taste in music fag

  • @funkymoneylove geez fucking homophobe.

  • @jackroberts103 i didnt realize youre sensitivity...i didnt really think you were gay, i do now though

  • ffdp is not a poser band attack attack is

  • I have to agree a little bit.. but they kinda sold out from the beginning. the bleeding, hard to see? that shit sucks

    BUT even tho they arent the greastest, you can't tell me war is the answer, dying breed, canto 34, no one gets left behind, white knuckles n shit like that aren't badass.. and the screaming moody does is def way better than a lot of stuff ive heard

  • This band is without a doubt the worst band out right now, or at least a solid contender. God they suck.

  • @jdboone21 thats funny you say that lets see what kinda music you play and if you will go any where in life othan on you tube talking shit

  • If I was in the pit in front of the stage and one of these dipshits came off the stage I would reach up his ass, grab him by the tongue and turn him inside out and then throw him back on the stage. Every one of them would look better inside out.  5FDP sucks.........................

  • returd is right....hehehe

  • their lyrics lack originality " id rather hate you for everything you are than ever loved you for something you are not " BORING and the bassist looks like a returd YES i said returd

  • rofl more like five fingers up my ass XD

  • fuck five finger death punch that band licks ass only poser ass shitheads like that kinda music

  • well noone gives a fuck at what you think man. What band do you like since you think 5FDP sucks?

    5FDP Is the greatest band in the world if you ask me. They cant make a bad song. PLEASE message me at what your favorite band is fuckin fag!

  • @Robtheknob7 You obviously haven't listened to many bands if you think 5FDP is the best band out today. They aren't even the best in their genre. Plus, they kinda sold out and went soft on their second album.

  • ur a fuckin idiot u do like 5 fingers up the ass dont you u fuckin FAGGOT

  • wow, your all fucking idiots, these guys went to Iraq for our troops to listen to and you still have no respect for the band, i think they rock, and you guys are entitled to your opinions but really, have a little respect for a band that went to Iraq and played for us. just remember who fights for your freedom to say things like this...

  • @trevorrathbun 5fdp didnt fight for our freedom. the troops do, and really they aint fighting for our freedom. we already have that. Now we're just fighting against a shitload of pussies with bombs. oh and 5fdp sucks

  • good shit joey sixx! this band is so fucking terrible they should all down in history as the worst band in history!!!!

  • DUDE FUCK YOU. YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT . YOU TALK ALOT OF SHIT ABOUT BANDS. YOU GOT NOTHING BETER TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE THEN TO MAKE GAY VIDEOS. GET A GIRL FRIEND FAGGOT INSTED OF MASTURBATING TO YOUR METALLICA POSTERS.....BITCH!!!!

  • ahahahhahahhahahahahahaa

  • FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SUCKS! anyone who thinks FFDP is awesome is a sheep!

  • THIS IS THE AWESOMEST Finger Finger Anal Plug video!  Cause its true the band SUCKS!!

  • @joeySIXXXXX FIVE FINGERS SHOULD GO UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!! THIS BAND IS AMAZING

  • @JBSUCKS1011 damn right

  • Okay so what bands do you like?

  • i like ffdp alot but this is funny

  • Who ever u r you r u at a dumb ass fiver finger shou punch u in the face

  • fuck fall out boy!

  • Also, I think the reason that you disguised your voice was because of the fact that 5FDP was gonna find you and kick your ass. Why else do it?

  • You really think that the guitarists can't play? You must have been listening to the wrong band dude. These guys fucking shred! I think you're just jealous because of the fact that these guys are bad-ass.

  • i love FFDP but this vid is hilarious. joeySIXXXXX i fucking love you

  • They can play better than most.

    And does it matter what they look like?!

  • This band does blow the ass of Phil Anselmo but...................ah, I have nothing else to say, their sound is just horrible "nu" rock posed as extreme music & their demeanor is just laughable.

  • Wow this guy is a faggot low life nerd fuck off and die bitch fucking hope u get ur ass beat down cunt!

  • @iGotWoodAdamH get off his nuts about it, hes right.

    Go kill some jews or something fucking neo-nazi.

  • five finger fist fuck

    five finger dick suck

    four toe life kick

  • Hey I like 5fdp to me and this nigga got a lot in common =D

  • i already laughed my ass off 5 seconds in the video, your fucking funny dude...

  • lol @ your fail, FFDP are more talented than you could ever hope to be, have fun insulting the guys that you wish you could be like ^_^

  • @EllaMews sad.

  • most of you dumbasses only think there is one type of metal theres not just thrash and death metal

  • The singer thinks he's the white Mr. T

  • They could fucking kick your ass in a heartbeat, you idiot.

  • @xXrandomjoeXx The fuck does that have to do with anything? So much ignorance surrounding mainstream music today wow.

  • you cant even talk face to face with the camera you fuck if i knew you i would you in the taint you fucker!!!!

  • @EyesOfRavenna cry more.

  • 1st: the lead singer is very talented if he cant sing then why is he as famous as he is today?

    2nd: you bitch on how every band member cant play his instrument but you are too fucking stupid to see that they are PROS Matt the Bass player he was a fucking professor in a college he taught music HOW TO FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO SAY HE CANT PLAY? Zoltan is REALLY good at what he does and thats playin the guitar. so far all your statements are ignorant (beside fall out boy one) 5FDP ROCKS, FUCK YOU

  • @xxxxxxxxxx713

    1: Fame means nothing, never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

    2: Even though they can play their instruments at an average level, their ability to write original music in the form of art is completely non-existent, they're a repetitive sellout copycat band. They're a copy, of a copy, of a copy.

  • @alphaguitar2

    who did 5FDP copy? and i guess they did kind of sell out in there newest album but its still good, that album shows ivan moody can sing in all kinds of forms

    honestly i dislike the idea of 5FDP Being popular because i was a fan before it was and i knew that fame came with h8ers. and if fame ment nothing tell it to lil wayne cuz that bitch sucks and makes a lot of money 5FDP ROCKS sorry its not emo or rap

  • @xxxxxxxxxx713 who didn't they copy? they're extremely generic, fk I thought they were breaking benjamin the first time I heard them.

    I seriously doubt you can name a single true "emo" band and I also really doubt you have any idea of its origin or of its true old school punk roots.

    I can't speak on behalf of rap cause its not my thing, obviously mainstream rappers like lil wayne and similar douchebags are going to suck but unless its your scene you really can't judge its underground artists.

  • @alphaguitar2

    if you thought that 5FDP sounded like Breaking Benjamin then i don't even know why i am having a conversation with you about bands, you clearly dont know your genres. 5FDP Isn't emo they talk about fighting. what emo fights? (the answer is none they kill them selves) and you dont have an answer as to who 5FDP copied you just gave me a bull shit answer.

  • @xxxxxxxxxx713 I think you might be retarded, which means its hopeless to try and explain this to you.

    I never said this shitty band was an emo band, I would never give them the honor. YOU said "5FDP ROCKS sorry its not emo or rap" in a previous comment and thats what I was responding to, I never called them emo wtf? L2Read.

    Turn on the radio, if you don't immediately hear copies, of copies, of copies, including FFDP, then you must be extremely narrow minded, theres no way you could miss it.

  • @alphaguitar2

    your the fucking dumb ass that cant tell the difference from 5FDP and BB ether that our ur tone deff from all the shit you listen to

    

  • @xxxxxxxxxx713 LOL get trolled.

  • @alphaguitar2 go to your and listen some juntin gayber, cuz that the shit you listen these guys are pure metal, and rocks very hard, rap emo what the hell get something to do, they´re heavy 

  • @MrGuitarsmasher777 I give this troll a 2/10.

  • OMG. This guy is not funny at all. yet he has more views than me. People WATCH MY VIDEOS!