5 Things for the Zombie Apocalypse!

[CoLoNeLSkI1Lz]

2:05 FRIED CHICKEN!!!!

[BasementInnovations]

Hey...can we hang out bro?

[ArcaneUltimatum]

my equipment:

my dads truck

lightsabers

disinfectant

a rock(their underestimated)

your dad

my friends(sacrifice)



[Drpatrick777]

EVERYONE. Use a shotgun. Everyone thinks there only lethal at 30 or less yards. Slugs are lethal to beyond 200 yards. Besides you don't actually wanna get zombie blood on you or have to carry around so much shit. Or just become a zombie, it can't be that bad.

[the1seth]

@Drpatrick777

you make a good point except for the fact that shotgun shells are very big and heavy. I can carry 400 rounds of 7.62/54R for less weight and space than 100 shotgun shells. and my Mosin Nagant from WWII is accurate up to 800 yards and lethal out to 1500.

[totototocaca]

Personally, my weapon of choice would be two lightweight ice picks.

[o0SPARTAN]

when you  see a zombie you hit him with a shovel hit that zombie with a shovel shovel

[tyhall555]

awsome vid but instead of DE i wuold use a m1911 of five seven

[videogamer526]

All sounds fairly good, except for chainsaw, to loud, and would be hard to use, you want to stay as far as possible from zombies

[LSDPR0DUCTIONS]

I can't decide whether this was hilarious of pathetically stupid...

[PCVideosQuality]

/subscribe

:D

[ennylekalb]

Don't forget your cardio dude!

[okiehistoryhunter21]

love the vid. awesome!!!! i will be joining you in the war against zombies. lol

[TheKiddo888]

if this were a zombie apocalypse i would be nores scared of you than them

[KGAirsoft]

Desert eagle makes no sense. It heavy and carries few in the clip. A compact synthetic like the Fn FiveSeven would make a lot more sense. 30 rd clip. Light as a pancake. That's 30 headshot kills before reloading. What's a DE? 7? Pfffffff

[scottkellogs]

@KGAirsoft dont use a five seven or a DE, mainly because you wont be able to find any ammo for those weird caliber's. use what evers in a 9mm, 40, or 45. you'll actually be able to find ammo.

[icybear21]

Silly Rednecks

[aepceo1]

"Swing low, fuckin zoommbiieesss... Im'a gonna kill yo asss... " <-- probably the funniest thing I've heard in a long time :D

[jhoha594]

i would bring u to a zombie apocalypse, u have a lot of weapons, some basic know how and im pretty confident that i can outrun u if need be

[360snipepro]

Those aren't exactly the best weapons to bring if a zombie apocalypse took place. You would have to carry light, and quiet. 50. call = To loud, probably a smaller pistol with a silencer of some sort. sledge hammer = to heavy, chainsaw = too load, shotgun.. Yeah sure. shovel isn't powerful enough and would simply be a hassle to carry around, and I semi agree with the axe as well (but a katana would be the better choice, swift, light and powerful)

[C0Opd0g]

he needed glasses for that intense orange smash

[chaos311clarity]

@C0Opd0g citric acid in the eyes sucks. also, it was super intense hahah

[mauser257]

Virgin lol

[chaos311clarity]

@mauser257 sick middle school insult bro. lol

[ITzWEEJAYx]

so when your being chased by zombies (as if that'll ever happen) your gona carry all that

[chaos311clarity]

@ITzWEEJAYx definitely. im gonna leave the chainsaw running as well. LOL

[Zen420919]

funny when the first person to die gives you tips on a zombie apocalypse xD

The very best thing to have in a zombie apocalypse scenario is fat people, they make awesome distractions so you can get the hell away!

[ninjaboy9393]

ok for me a smith& Wesson 500, 12 gauge streat sweeper, ak47 , a 22 cal rifle ( because the amo is easy to find ) Bowie knife, machity, and a medium ax

[chevykid241]

And what happens when you run out of gas for your chainsaw?

[chaos311clarity]

@chevykid241 i get more gas? or use it as a blunt weapon. lol don't take this too seriously.

[Colecool25]

just like every day when your a red neck

[russiancountry1]

you missed the number one thing needed in a zombie Apocalypse. HOT GIRLS!

[chaos311clarity]

@russiancountry1 i knew i missed something! haha

[TwinAce01]

you forget one thing... lose weight and run fast...

[chaos311clarity]

@TwinAce01 thats what i have the tactical mower for. lol

[TwinAce01]

@chaos311clarity

Without fuel... you're fucked ahahaha

[chaos311clarity]

@TwinAce01 really? holy crap, i totally wasnt aware of the fact that i needed fuel for a gasoline engine to run, you are so smart for informing me of such things. almost as smart as the people telling me im fat. LOL

[bob88332]

12 gage pump action, 500 smith n wesson, samurai sword and a fuck load of molotovs or 50 cal mini gun, these are the best wepons for a zombie apocolypse

[chaos311clarity]

@bob88332 sounds like a good time to me!

[jdogtotherescue]

i like you. you're a goober. very funny

[chaos311clarity]

@jdogtotherescue haha thanks man, glad you enjoyed it.

[wrafflelol610]

@chaos311clarity the look on your face when your holding the chainsaw ....... PRICELESS, and you dads fucking awesome

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

lmao

[AURORAZ99]

call of duty style "planting tactical dad"

[houndhunter122]

damn right...all i need is a bat and a shotgun

[ThePortecos]

Why not put a nail gun in a car the only problem is we need a compreçor full of air and a supply of electricity (aka generator) or an air pump to a tank and start killing zombies

[chaos311clarity]

@ThePortecos thats quite possibly one of the best ideas ever haha

[Daninja42]

I too support the right to arm bears!

[SMASH101PRODUCTION]

the chainsaw is aterreble idea because you have to start it up every time and it makes to musc noise

[chaos311clarity]

@SMASH101PRODUCTION apparently you thought learning how to spell was a terrible idea as well LOL. thanks for watching man!

[SMASH101PRODUCTION]

@chaos311clarity i wrote that comment late at night so i didn't check spelling and there a way worse spellers out there on you tube

[ogkush702]

lmao this was cool!!

[chaos311clarity]

@ogkush702 thank you!

[Mark12ga]

lol let me guess you got that shit from walmart lol i have the same shirt

[chaos311clarity]

@Mark12ga i dunno what youre talking about.. *paranoid* LOL

[Gunny6833]

dead in a minute

[chaos311clarity]

@Gunny6833 i don't get a respawn?

[Gunny6833]

@chaos311clarity only if your friends pick you up. :P

[chaos311clarity]

@Gunny6833 REVIVE! haha

[Gunny6833]

@chaos311clarity it works in COD

[dpsmith8255]

"swing low f'ing zombies, I'm gonna kill your ass"

that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time, well done sir well done

[chaos311clarity]

@dpsmith8255 thank you sir! haha

[omegastardust]

thats not zombie guts, thats a fucking orange!!!!!!!!!!

[MrVaulthunter]

1:09 was the funniest tune I've ever heard.....

[chaos311clarity]

@MrVaulthunter haha thanks!

[Boomrod]

now this was fucking epic

[ahill0057]

Swing low f' ing zombies, imma gonna kill your ass..lmoa...best zombie video ever!!!!!!!!

[chaos311clarity]

@ahill0057 thank you!

[jadx21]

aint a zombie apocolypse withought a good old boy (redneck) with a tactical chainsaw kickin ass.

[jedigreen69]

KICK ASS but what about medicial supplys ?

[VengeanceIV]

I wish they really did make a "tactical chainsaw" made exclusively for people... or in this case, err... Zombies. :)

[mossbergman12]

wow! epic slow motions dude.

[chaos311clarity]

@mossbergman12 thanks man!

[bigrebnc1861]

Could have sworn that dad was drunk while operating the zombie mower.

[chaos311clarity]

@bigrebnc1861 nay sir.

[bigrebnc1861]

@chaos311clarity Maybe I was confusing him with how I look while riding the mower and had a few way to many to drink. LOL

[chaos311clarity]

@bigrebnc1861 hahaha nice

[50TNCSA]

that isnt a tatical chainsaw theres no rails no lasers an the most important thing it isnt black

[chaos311clarity]

@50TNCSA LMFAO... i feel like you just gave me a great idea... im off to find a cheap chainsaw

[whiteboypatrickkelly]

Im gona bring bondige and handcuffs, ducktape and condums, then Ill catch me some hot zombie pussy and fuck that bitch to death with my kack of fury and the 5th thing Ill bring is webcam so I can post it on youtube!

[LbrtyNJustice4All]

lmao @tacticaldad :)

[94entoi]

im sticking with this dude if zombies come alive

[theyoshinvasion]

how you gonna carry it all? d:

[chaos311clarity]

@theyoshinvasion the mower! 

[Sasuke69355]

Dersert Eagle......AMERICAN PRIDE!!

[chaos311clarity]

@Sasuke69355 lol the desert eagle is an israeli gun.

[Sasuke69355]

@chaos311clarity do you ever hear some one yell Israeil pride?

[chaos311clarity]

@Sasuke69355 lol not usually



[Sasuke69355]

@chaos311clarity lol

[222buckley]

Okay the Tactical Dad was funny lol

[chaos311clarity]

@222buckley thanks!

[drigx1]

leonitus should have throw that 30 ft saw instead of his little ass spear

[chaos311clarity]

@drigx1 lol that would be awesome

[flexx1987]

lmao... best top 5 yet!

[chaos311clarity]

@flexx1987 thank you!

[PineapplePepsi]

sweet!



[jimthemessiah]

your retarded you cant kill zombies with a chainsaw try swinging it at the tree see what happens you completely didnt understand the only five things rule and you still picked the worst zombie hand gun possible 50ae /dg bullets cant be found anywhere and if you start with th there the heavest to carry and the most expensive to prestock and what dont you people get about this fat people dont survie you cant run when theres to many to fight you dont live

[chaos311clarity]

@jimthemessiah i'll go ahead and chalk you up as someone that took my video WAY too seriously. thanks for watching!

[heiohabboooficial]

@jimthemessiah to kill zombies you have only to take out they're head

[HunterLunter]

i wish i had a tactical dad

[chaos311clarity]

@HunterLunter hes awesome! haha

[GY6productions]

2:05 & 2:33 MUhahahahahahahahahahaahahahah­ahahaha sweet vid

[45Blackjack]

your dad is to cool. should have him duracoated,  maybe in a magpul dark earth. ;)

[wwetrooper88]

noisy, heavy, u can get blood all over yourself, need gas and just very unreliabe.

[HillSavage72]

Ok, the Remington I get, the Desert Eagle is bullshit, the wooden bat is bullshit, the shovel might work, although the ax is better. The rusty machete, scythe, and branch cutter are bullshit, the chainsaw isn't even worth mentioning, and I think your dad might be dangerously unstable.

[chaos311clarity]

@HillSavage72 lol are you really taking this seriously? i can't tell.

[Tomabo100]

A tac15 crossbow would be nice for silent kills. also I would wanna be in America if the Zombie Apocalypse comes

[wwetrooper88]

...chainsaws suck.

[chaos311clarity]

@wwetrooper88 why do you say that?

[HillSavage72]

@chaos311clarity they're heavy, they're loud, and they're completely useless when they run out of fuel, and that fuel could take you another few miles in a car.

[chaos311clarity]

@HillSavage72 yea but its a chainsaw. lol

[HillSavage72]

@chaos311clarity .....you are going to be one of the first to die during the first week. Probably go kill-crazy and try to take on a horde with that stupid fucking chainsaw.

[chaos311clarity]

@HillSavage72 oh i am? have you been through a zombie apocalypse before? is that where you gained all this knowledge on a fictional event?

[eisregen1313]

thumps up for the tactical mower

[chaos311clarity]

@eisregen1313 thumbs up for your comment! haha

[TheGrim1284]

i wouldnt trust ethier of them with a gun there fucking insane

[chaos311clarity]

@TheGrim1284 your face is insane.

[punker6506]

your dad is bad ass!

[chaos311clarity]

@punker6506 haha agreed!

[snoozer987]

Too fucking funny! ha ha

[chaos311clarity]

@snoozer987 thanks for watching!

[cmyhro]

haha zombies cant climb trees dumbass!

[chaos311clarity]

@cmyhro how do you know?

[cmyhro]

@chaos311clarity the better questing is how didn't you know that?

[chaos311clarity]

@cmyhro lol zombies are tricky bastards... you better learn that.

[cmyhro]

@chaos311clarity i would destroy zombies.

[hashsasin]

true redneck right there

[CaliforniaXlivin]

you are the first channel i have ever seen have dancing banana advertisement in the beginning lol.

I got a off topic question for you Chaos, aside from a suppressor is there any form of hearing protection for my dog if he comes out with me? All i can find is people things haha.

thanks for your time boss, lookin forward to your next video.

[chaos311clarity]

@CaliforniaXlivin i just searched for "dog hearing protection" and a few things came up. thanks for watchin'!

[proletarianjason]

LMAO!! badass vid guys..

[dontlike2bfedwith]

i feel like we'd be in the trees sweeping that saw down-ward. just saying

[SonsOfLiberty65]

blunt weapons are no good for the same reason you dont want to get into a fight with someone who has AIDs

[chaos311clarity]

@SonsOfLiberty65 theyre awesome for F***ing S*** up

[TexasDistortion]

That was funny shit! I wanna drink beers with you, hilarity would ensue. 

[chaos311clarity]

@TexasDistortion that would be fun

[EvilxMerlin]

Dude, your dad is as crazy as you are. Two thumbs up. But I'd go with a more common caliber pistol. We all know how expensive .50AE is.

[chaos311clarity]

@EvilxMerlin lol well of course if youre going to be boring and realistic, 50ae is silly. but this is all about being a crazy bastard.

[EvilxMerlin]

@chaos311clarity

Well yeah, this video kinda proves that... heh.

[averagejoetactical1]

too funny

[Coolduderoan]

fck u orange fck u

[silkyblack6]

that was cool 

[chaos311clarity]

@silkyblack6 thank you

[Shoppingcartapuses]

is this weird that i was drooling over those guns

[chaos311clarity]

@Shoppingcartapuses nope

[AURORAZ99]

awesome shirt dude! great vid too!

[chaos311clarity]

@AURORAZ99 thanks!

[alonewcompany]

HAHA! This was GREAT! I love TacDad!!!

Thaks for making me laugh!

[chaos311clarity]

@alonewcompany thank you for watching and enjoying!

[saltyshellback]

Now that's funny right there! I don't care who you are!

[chaos311clarity]

@saltyshellback thank you!

[saltyshellback]

@chaos311clarity Does TacDad do parties? He's Awesome! LMAO!

[MrBeaverBuzz]

Scythes have been known to be the worst zombie killer. they are a pulling weapon.

[chaos311clarity]

@MrBeaverBuzz have been known? lol where did someone test them on an actual zombie?!

[269dremer]

I guess if you can get a zombie to lay down on an old stump so you can smash its head, a SLEDGE HAMMER would be ok. No shovel. YOU FORGOT A SAMARI SWORD! And not one from HIGHlANDER. A real one. And NO CHAIN SAW! They would mess up my SICK zombie killing tactical gear. [ zombies dont bathe ]

[AdoreYouInAshXI]

This was fucking awesome and tac dad is a mighty pimp!

[chaos311clarity]

@AdoreYouInAshXI thanks alot mate!

[MrItalianman1982]

imagine FPS russia with this guy in a zombie apacolypse

[chaos311clarity]

@MrItalianman1982 that would be a lot of fun! haha

[Bode443]

1:45 and you've to got the TACTICAL CHAINSAW :D

[chaos311clarity]

@Bode443 win!

[djmilo2]

this is the only fat guy that should be alowed to make videos

[chaos311clarity]

@djmilo2 lol i agree

[CreeperGB]

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooo nice vid

[chaos311clarity]

@CreeperGB thank you

[thejayboy1]

" hittin' them switches ! " :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D hahahaha

[chaos311clarity]

@thejayboy1 thanks for watchin!

[ROOKvoice]

bear arms..... cool shirt

[chaos311clarity]

@ROOKvoice thanks man!

[misterbonzai08]

I'm gonna be carrying me a Christina Aguillera album.

[chaos311clarity]

@misterbonzai08 lmfao awesome

[TheOhwowful]

its not that funny

[chaos311clarity]

@TheOhwowful and neither are your non existant videos :)

[kwgunworks]

F..ING A bro we are dying at the shop! I need to learn how to edit..

[chaos311clarity]

@kwgunworks editting is a wonderful tool haha glad you guys liked it!

[TheGuarddogg]

AWESOME!!!