mad tv terminator- jesus parody

[KeigoNakadai]

@baninabrar13 what r u? a glutton for punishment? hahaha

[realplayzx]

don't worry, he'll be back...

[CanadianInJapan]

This is actually much better than the real T3

[IronicAtheist]

@baninabrar13 "What are you a glutton for punishment?" is what Arnold asked, sorry i am 2 months late :/

gluttony is pretty much greed :P

[JacobDanielRay]

"Don't worry. He'll be back."

LOL

[djangoguru]

stop killing Judas :D

[csmcmillion]

Greatest Parody Ever.

[TheBTD3]

He will be back. (song plays)

[isthattrue]

21 people didn't like it.

Why?

[brandonjamres]

if he goes back in time without clothes where did he get the gun and shades?

[cainepan]

what are you? a glutton for punishment?

[TheDalekslayer]

Where did he get the Shotgun from? lol

[TheChrislikespie]

@TheDalekslayer he mad it

[starbucks2101]

EAT THIS ! XD

[kingkeato]

Don't worry He'll be back.... HELL YEAH!!

[minotauros91]

"Don't worry, he'll be back!" Priceless best part of this parody. *sigh* So true......

[Hellford667]

thats sooo funny....

[GraysonDean1990]

he really pissed of jesus.....lol

[nickvasicek]

STOP! STOP KILLING JUDAS!!!!

[GreaTMaX32]

God Bless This Movie !

[njwda]

Why?

[TazHall]

@vicmac07 Well, Peter did try to save Jesus but he only had 1st century weapons available. I'm sure he would have made full use of that boom stick if he had the chance. Then Jesus would have a lot of healing to do . . .

[760iloveboobies]

this is fuCcn funi

[imawesome432]

This is such bad taste... BUT I LOVE IT!!! :P

[linkwolf9000]

Pontius Pilot 10 o' clock.Everybody looks outside.

[Gecko1256]

Tgis is awsome... How did he get a gun though lol

[BIGTIMBERFILMS]

Did i make enough?

[Beartallica86]

Happy Easter, everybody!

[rrrgovernment01]

greatest jesus parody

[pjunior06]

Fuck the gun, they didn't even know what it was, but can you imagine seeing a guy wearing sunglasses 3000yrs ago...Shit I'd run too, He'd be like the Evil alien to take over the world!!! Lol

[0100101101001011001]

well the ironic thing is that Jesus was not white...

[MrGodkid]

I laughed... but... I just can't recommend this to my friends; who would want to depress them with the prospect that they would not be saved? Besides, they called me terminator at school and it just got me in trouble with my teacher. If this was a love story, you might have something...

[freethinkerer]

@MrGodkid Yes man likes to live in the delusion of immortality. They are girlly men. Scared to die.

[jaehood2o1]

20 people still don't know WHY????

[KITT171]

What, are you a glutton for punishment?

[themorningperson]

I got a lot in my mind right now...and you really starting to stress me out, OK, ok?!

[HardKore5250]

This could be a real movie very well done!

[HardKore5250]

Shits halarious! mAD tV HAD SOME of the best skits even better than SNL! Their parody is over the top more than SNL lol!

[Kr4zyAc3]

Nice clean parody dosent damage christianity but funny as hell

[BoxingPride]

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS... ROFL AHHAHAAHHAH

[TQXPreturns]

he said get down just like arnold

[niceboy598]

one of the greatest videos ever!!!

[Trance1820]

Did anyone else notice that when he said "at 10 o'clock" Jesus looked the wrong way? He looked at 3 o'clock because 10 o'clock would have him looking at Judas.... lol

[flibberswooper0]

@Trance1820 lol good call

[Legolasgun]

GIVE ME THAT THING!

[Brzy33]

"Pontius Pilat at 10 o'clock" XD awesome

[DanielAvilaAGT]

That sounds just like my 10 year old nephew, "WHY? WHY?" lol

[TheRealWorldwide]

Jesus: And you cannot go round killing people

Terminator: Why

Jesus: Because it is one of god's commandments, Thou Shall not kill

Terminator: Why

Jesus: Because it is a sin

Terminator: Why

Jesus: Because it's not nice

Terminator: Why

Jesus: Forgive him father, for he is a robot from the future

[JayT26]

@TheRealWorldwide Yup, thats what they say in the video. Why did you feel it was necessary to type that all out? Dumbass.

[BluelightSpike]

STOP!

STOP KILLING JUDAS!!

Daamn! xD

[Fall0utBoy21]

eat this! hahahaha. XD

[danielchakraborty30]

don't worry... he'll be back!

[cooler316619]

"What are you, some kind of wise guy?"

"Well, actually, yes."

LMFAO, I love MadTV

[TheScornOfRunescape]

this is great, its funny, it includes Jesus, and it doesn't really do anything nasty to Jesus's image. To be honest, if i was in the future, i'd send a terminator back in time to keep Jesus safe

[awesomenessstudios11]

what did he say @ 3:39-3:40?

[Ringwraith]

@awesomenessstudios11 Pontius Pilate at ten o'clok

[ChainsmokingPothead]

"what?" :D

[awesomenessstudios11]

Don't worry, He'll be back :)

[Gh0styNL]

Ha..ha.. really funny.. The laughing voices ruin it

[ninojaquez]

@22HollisterDude22

Haa hollister is for faggs!

So is religion specially organized religion and I'm guessing your either catholic Christian and both those religions dont like gays so your kinda fucked!

Fucking idiot nobody burns in hell fir a YouTube comment

[Superflykid2008]

lol, why would they all run. It's not like they would know what a gun was 2000 years ago....

[mugencpu]

@Superflykid2008 BECAUSE THE SOLDIERS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF JESUS my bad caps

[ReikoLee93]

haha...it's funny xD

[titusville4life]

STOP IT STOP KILLING JUDAS!

[daiskae]

Jesus... is white??!!!

[NY1love]

@daiskae Jesus is Arabian. There actually are some light skinned, but not white.

[omarofuae]

@NY1love Yup, like me. People always think im turkish.

[TazHall]

@NY1love Hebrew, luv, Hebrew.

[HardKore5250]

Middle Eastern

[miky4u]

Don't worry , He will be back , i'm sure of that

[taneaux]

there was no insult to Jesus, its relating to Jeus.

[Greenman347]

Oh the blasphemy.

[drj217]

see that isn't making fun of Jesus, it's just having fun with Jesus. and for al of those people saying ' you're going to hell' and 'burn for all enernity' just know that what you are doing is judging. juding is a sin and last time i checked you go to hell for that. im not judging i'm just saying. this is a really good skit haha.

[addicted2you20]

"what are you? a glutton for punishment?" haha

[LeaderAgentCp]

LOL JESUS HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR AND I LOVE JESUS THUMPS UP FOR JESUS!!

[Sentinel3D]

Yeah. This is one of the better Jesus skits ever and it's not irreverent.

[TheWayshowerTube]

This is how the real story went, I´d rather believe this then the fake testament of the bibles.

[22HollisterDude22]

@potp2016 I hope you realize your going to burn in hell just like ArturikLV

[omarofuae]

@22HollisterDude22 Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs even if they were wrong. I am a Muslim, we were taught to respect other religions and beliefs and if they are disbelievers, its their loss. Don't you think so? I know it is quite annoying but you can do nothing over the internet but frustate yourself.

[22HollisterDude22]

@ArturikLV Yeah keep telling yourself that, hope you have fun burning in hell for all eternity

[Ritalynn666]

@22HollisterDude22 technically following traditions of ur religion shouldn't you be ok with other people not believing it. ur just being judgemental which...technically you'd go to hell to now lol.

[TazHall]

@Ritalynn666 Technically, Revelation 21:8 says unbelief is a sin because if you reject God's mercy, then he has nothing to give you but judgement, but it's not up to anyone to force belief. God wants people to come willingly. All a Christian is supposed to do is share the info and serve in practical ways. People can take it or leave it but at least make an educated choice.

[ca7mau]

In the beginning there was Arnold...haha

[TheSamuraiArtist]

LAWL

[Chester1004]

This 4 minutes were million times better then both T3 and Salvation.

[Emberstrife]

STOP KILLING JUDAS

[mrhappy58]

GIMME THAT THING LMAOO.

[socalguy8]

Best MadTV sketch ever!

[selfaleon]

hahah.. wat a.hahhaha.complete fun.hehe

[Genius187um]

3:02 WTF look hahahahah

[Genius187um]

@Genius187um or maybe 2:59 lol

[alienkilla22]

mad tv is soooooo kick ass and this video cracks me up so bad

[redfirebird2739]

Terminator: Dont worry, He'll be back!

Lady: Boohoo

Terminator: What? LMAO. Thats my favorite part XD.

[TheAhIsKaImRaN]

WHY WHY WHY

[icefira]

i would watch this

[bbenjoe]

Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock! rofl

[9tails23]

eat this!!!!

[degostile]

@9tails23 ITS FUNNY I WONDER WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVEN SEND A TERMINATOR 2 SAVE JESUS 2 BEGIN WITH LOL HAHAHA CRACKS ME UP

[sinisterskills17]

This should really be made into a film. Oh and I like the fact that you prayed rb1harpo. That shows that there are true christians in the world and not just fakes. And I'm still trying to figure out how Arnold brought sunglasses and a shotgun with him. LOL!

[Danph77]

LOL! Why? Why? Why?

[lovelyafghan]

Even though i'm Muslim and i have a somewhat different view of Jesus, I think this is really hilarious.

[ismailalpt]

omg T3 this is how it should have been

[razzballack]

he'll be back...

what?

[GaZam360]

haha nice

[MegaJetJaguar]

Thou shalt not miss this movie!

[Serenity153]

Look pontious pilot 10 o clock BAM ha

[chedylanmarleyshakur]

hahahahaha...stop stop killing judas....don't worry he'll be back...heheh....hasta la vista baby jesus...heheeheh...legendary

[richardthewriter]

of all the terminator movies this one is my favourite

[mcj7029]

ITS LIKE T2

[Tremari0]

hahahahaha! funny

[crymetyme39990]

Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha hah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

2:14 why why why why why why?

Hah hah ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaah

[skyisfelling]

What are you, a wise guy?

Well..... yes

STOP! Stop killing Judas!

[Shah01041988]

whyyyy?

[isaacnart]

men stop sining

[ElectroTechnoTrance]

Tiësto(L

[culcamp]

hahahaha austa la vista baby jesus hahah funniest part

[celestbido]

LMFAO

[H5Entertainment]

Don't worry, He'll be back.

[k3l3wood]

but why

[Wintzero]

make it a movie!!!!!!!!!!

[Andri1213]

would be a great movie lol

[LangobardorumEtrusco]

hasta la vista baby jesus xD xD xD

[94xxshallexx94]

FTW

[cp3skyhigh]

stop killing judus

[helenajesstarzak]

This parody is awesome!

[MasterKingMP]

Can't remember this guys name, he's got the look down better than will sasso, but the voice is terrible.

[osifinity]

nice.

[DateviFuoco93]

rotfl

[mrwesdaddy]

The quality of this video has always stood out to me. Being an old school Mad Tv fan, (33 yrs old ) Ive watched Mad Tv since the beginning and Ive noticed the production of movie and tv parodies get cheaper while the skits themselves got funny as hell. It didnt take away from the comedy but I always wondered about that.

[CaptainSmokey1001]

Best video ever made by madtv.

[kukenimunnen]

@CaptainSmokey1001 "Why?"

[tsvorvitaliy]

this is so funny i almost cried

[Superflykid2008]

@tsvorvitaliy

i am crying right now

[MadnessWarriorKiller]

lol where the hell did he get the shotgun form XD

[lukethewall]

Yes...Jesus will be back.

[MrTraitorX]

In the begining, there was Arnold.

[MaxMouse]

Dont worry he'll be back

[Alarabrrab]

Very L.O.L

[EspadaBankai]

Gotta love classic Mad TV.

[Escuderoam]

oh boy...

go spoil someone else's fun

[shitprickle]

who cares

[rb1harpo]

When the woman is crying on the road to the crucifixion and the Terminator comforts her with "Don't worry, He'll be back", it seems to me like Jesus is lifted up. This skit doesn't put Jesus down anymore than Chronicles of Narnia, it's actually an entertaining way to get people to discuss "Who is Jesus?"

[TazHall]

@rb1harpo I agree and it makes you think when you introduce a lot of "what ifs." This is like an extreme version of when Peter tried to save Jesus. I'm sure Peter would have loved to have that boom stick but then Jesus would have a lot of healing to do. No wonder Jesus came before guns were invented.

[JoaoJMatias]

you need a drink

[glowinthedarkmagnum]

could you please shut up and enjoy the video

fuck your shit

its just comedy

wow -_-

[wesaline55]

they know not wat they do.

[ditnopota]

@lithium1997 In the Bible, are we not all referred to as the 'Children of God'? In the words of the great Jimmy Carr, 'what's so special about Jesus' ;)?

Anyways, MadTV's best skit for sure...

[ancasgraciosas]

@rb1harpo I totally agree with you lol but are you saying he wouldn't have gotten healed if you didn't pray? That God only chooses to miracles on some? lol

[animeworldnr1]

@rb1harpo o.o

[potp2016]

@rb1harpo I hope you realize you are quite insane

[BlindfoldedPoet]

Yeah making fun of religion is funny but not just at first. Its always funny.

[Mattaboogum]

i dont think that Mad tva intentions were to speak wrongly of jesus but just to make a joke about something

[glowinthedarkmagnum]

fuck your religion dont bring it here

its just a video nothing else

[ShinnSin]

Exactly, its just a video nothing else...why so serious?

[ToniSoadMix]

It's just comedy dude, chill.

[MikkiFree]

hahahahhaa, oh my.

"Dont worry, he'll be back.... What."

[MissLaughALot9799]

lmao!

the last why answer

because it's not nice XD

[vjgoodness]

come with me if you want to live... LMAO

[viliukou]

I LOVE IT

[Drsatan9]

what are you a gluten for punishment?

[lovellespice]

glutton.

[teodor1790]

what? =))=))

[Travis0267]

What Are You?....Some Kind Of Wise Guy?? Lmao

[emilhansen444444]

1:12

[PetersMovies09]

I love this. I watched it on TV when it was first aired. When MAD TV was actually good! But how many people can upload the same fucking video?

[laurence231]

hasta la vista, baby jesus! this really would make an awesome movie

[aznguy11111]

this should have been the real terminator 3

[ponchoalonso14]

lol why? why? why? why?