Confucius Say

[fatephantasm]

what music is this?

[symphonyx64]

@fatephantasm Quietus by Epica

[awe3tado]

Confucius say: Dumb man climbs tree to get cherries, smart man spreads limbs.

[Wonderbread8909]

Confucius say

Baseball a lie, man with four balls cannot walk

[AnimeVenue]

"Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger" :LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[airforce3006]

man who lays wife on ground gets piece on earth

[ChrisCa1601]

Confucius say: Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.

[killman369547]

confucius say man who run infront of car get tired

[Sakkboi]

i didnt get the last joke?

[colorfulcupkake4]

man who runs behide car is exughted.

[shortuf0]

aw they used my joke!

[shortuf0]

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger...

[Nick100895]

Confucius says: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

[TheViddyVids]

Confucius say:

Man who make a joke video out of his saying will be the devil of his mind.

[singhcasanova21]

should have added

Confucius say:

Its better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!

[StephenChin1]

What SICK ROT is this?

[thefogg]

@StephenChin1 hey just laugh at this. if you cant laugh at this, what is wrong with you??

[Tim92G]

Imagine if they put the ones in the video in the fortune cookies at Chinese restaurants. That would be hilarious.

[thefogg]

@Tim92G lol i'd always eat there and laugh with food in my mouth

[mrpolo666]

Confucius says: Karma is a bitch.

[ringostar8]

you aren't clever queer.

[NurseryRhyme123]

Confucius say:

Man who stand behind car get exhausted

[thefogg]

@NurseryRhyme123 confucius say:

man who runs in front of car get tired

[Toasty278]

man who drop watch in toilet, will have shitty time.

[DominicanPrinc3]

confucius say: man with big rod....strike lighting

[Jonnyinter1]

Confucius say:

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger

[Link12596]

Confucius say: "Man who place feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants."

[Epicsoul11]

Confusius Say... man who have sex with woman on ground gets piece on Earth!!!

[Riushinn]

spelled peace wrong

[ringostar8]

thats the pun, he got a piece, of ass.

[tehbolkz]

@Riushinn Its a homophone joke...

[SouljaMoi]

Confucius Say:

Man who walk through airport doors sideways, going to Bangkok.

[Popajaja]

Confucius says, man with tool in woman's mouth is not necessarily a dentist...

[godthatsfunny]

"baseball is all wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot possibly walk."

[badass1790]

haha so frickin true

[gangstaz4lyfbro]

haha soo frikin true but bloody hilarious. dude u...r...AMAZING!

[ureydhj]

why name it 子曰?

[mewmewkat16]

lmao hilarious and true XD

[blackomen69]

uhhh.... wat song is this?

*pokes symph*

i showed my friends at work and my boss saw it and got a chuckle out of it. ^^

[symphonyx64]

Quietus by Epica

[cutiepie1370]

xD haha

[GiveMeSomeNutzz]

hahaha xD

[Roserade]

Oh Lol,but some were a little too stupid XD

[cooleofranco555]

that was funny!

[ravenbb615]

my dad would LOVE some of these! though not the ones with swears.

[sonicfan117]

heh,fucking true alright :P

[TerryH1984]

Lol.. good play with words

[johnnyboy8]

Ahhhahahhaha!! XD That was...awesome...XD Man who sleep with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger. XD

[kanama12]

That was fucking bat shit, and not in the cool way. That was fucked up, srsly.

[eviter]

Nice. XD

[LucarioMover]

Hahahahaha so funny shit xD!

[inuyasha1035]

hmmm...free funny? wtf is funny that costs something? oh well i just download funny illegally from websites :P

[Gam3r47]

funny stuff these days.

this man is 100% rite lol XD

[totallycute8297]

HAHAHA dat was soo funny!!!

yet very, VERY disturbing 0.o

[a5paragu5]

Haha XD!

[VakomaNOVA]

funny =] yet disturbing....0.o

[Namine49]

who's jeremy and ashley?

[magnemite150]

lol

[GekkouKitsune]

lol that's hilarious

[Donutttttttttt]

OMG

[bobb1118]

rofl nice

[rcrcool9]

stop with bullitins on my channel my friend sent me one and i cant find it cause of ur bullitin spam

[jonh18]

keep posting this

nice funny shit

[deadboy0z]

it's funny

[abominableSODA]

those are some prety good ones :)

[Mango64thousand]

that was disgusting....i didnt laugh and i didnt giggle...

[alexisitachigal15]

Hahahaha...no. Not funny at all, I didn't even smile.

[Maxprotect]

I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.

[gumbefumbe]

lmfao nice :P

[cute2eevee]

...Its okay, I didn't laugh but it WAS funny trust me.

[RevengeHitokage]

-_- i didnt even raise a smile

[JenniferTehPotato]

O_O XD

[abcdefghitony]

lololololololololololol

[yamborski]

I cried some of those were so funny XD

[kynan724]

to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better hahahaaa

[kynan724]

awesome!!!!

[TorterraJuJu]

I like the one that says man who go to sleep with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger

[YourRandomEmoness]

rofl

[Mitmir2]

xD.

[DadidiFTW]

Hehe.

[Hellkaiser117]

that was hilarious!

[Lucario675]

confucious is always right. lol. and it is so very true.5/5

[MasterDarkrai735]

ahahahaha lol rofl

[Malzzel]

holy shit that was funny!!! nice vid 5/5

[weavile124]

Lol some more shit i see XD

[Chance551238]

lol

[xSean0607]

Cool, random and funny I like that!

[BaronAndBuizel]

All Of The Words Are Funny

[PidgeyFTW]

Simon kicks his ass anyday.

[Kisuke11111]

that was so funny

[rocky1rocky2]

lol

confucious says:person with litle 2 eat,is more awesome

[WillisTheUnbreakable]

Confucius say: Eat my shorts...