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Dude i like your videos but sending bloopers from old videos well it,s kinda lame:P i mean sure a few are fun but sending them nonstop is just plain boring,
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@TheHackerzproduction Your an idiot. Hes fucking awesome. Hes acctualy very mature, check his onison speeks channel. He just acts immature on this channel becuase its funny, and he makes comedy videos, not serious videos.
@beekeepers11 XD It is funny how you don't want him to move up in the rankings, yet you are posting numerous comments on his videos replying to people who aren't even speaking to you. So congratulations, you are actually doing more than what just simply subscribing to him and NOT commenting would do.
@beekeepers11 Since when was I ever talking about money? I replied to your comment about rankings. NOTE: the word "rankings" appears in my comment. Try reading. You DO notice, that videos appear on lists of "most discussed" for that day, week or the year, right? People who have high comment counts appear on that list. So yes, you are aiding him. Plus, those who have set their browsers to automatically play a Youtube video, well, each time they look at YOUR comment, that is one more view EACH.
@ThePurbleKing Thanks for the lesson on youtube but I really don't give a shit. These 2 losers won't amount to much anyway. I can't see much of a future in the entertainment world based on what they pass off as funny videos. That's why Youtube has become the crappy site it is today, when people like Dawson can be so popular.
@beekeepers11 You are quite welcome, maybe now you will think before making idiotic assumptions like what you did previously. Two? Who's the second one? Oh... Dawson. So what are some things that you see as comedy then? Please, do enlighten me. I really do hope that you do not see Fred as hilarious, or Charlie the Unicorn. Because those (especially Fred) have WAY less comedic value.
@ThePurbleKing Fred is for little kids. Onision likes to run around, scream, humps trees, barf, spit, lick toilets and go on happy trips. I don't find that funny at all. Do you? Dawson resorts to swearing and the use of sexual jokes involving fellatio and cunnilingus and again, I prefer humour that is a bit more intelligent and witty. Dawson and Onision have both developed a following of very young viewers and both of them are in their 20's. I think they need to need to change a few things.
@beekeepers11 Fred isn't even for little kids. It's just, there is nothing in it. Onision's Chibi Derf videos on the other hand (which make fun of Fred by the way) are way better, as are the I'm A Banana and a few of his "I'm So ____" videos. Have you seen them? They make fun of many types of people. There is one where he went for some very dark humor, where a man can't handle the stress of parenthood.
Dawson never drew me in. I don't like all of Onision's comedy, but I do like a bit of it.
@ThePurbleKing I hate the banana song. To be honest I am not a fan of Onision because of his Speaks videos. I am a meat eater, a Christian, a prolifer, I drink . We have nothing in common. His constant screaming and humping trees can be annoying. dawson is a complete tool and i have no idea why kids like him.
@PurpleDevilCJ You prove that fans of Onision or Dawson are either little preteen boys or illiterate morons. Have you ever written a complete sentence in your life? My opinion is always valued by youtubers everywhere.
ched i love you like younger brother don't eat dirt...
bkksugarsyrup 6 months ago
you ate dirt we know your an idiot.
AWESOMEO998106 6 months ago
i would of just crushed up oreos dude!
emtntny1 7 months ago
@TedKrusty no. I don't watch people who beg for views on other peoples videos.
GetTheFruit13 1 year ago
@JLLproductions that.. That was sarcasm... V.V
GetTheFruit13 1 year ago
O.O
duffman596 1 year ago
Didnt u get intestinal parasites after doing this?
Isificational 1 year ago
Fuck I'd hate to be your neighbour.. Lol
TheLawlington 1 year ago
@TheLawlington id love to be there neighbor
gearsofgore1 1 year ago
did you actually eat the dirt?
JLLproductions 1 year ago
@JLLproductions no he just got chocolate milk mix and replaced the dirt with that and then ate the mix.
GetTheFruit13 1 year ago
@GetTheFruit13 oh look rather convincing to me lol
JLLproductions 1 year ago
@GetTheFruit13 See My Video, I Actually Eat It :P Search Fun in the Sun TedKrusty
TedKrusty 1 year ago
Onision is officially a Shovel Ninja
MiLLaman321 1 year ago
wtf
cedunny123 1 year ago
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monkeys8myhw 1 year ago
How did the dirt taste wait lemme guess like dirt
TheAids1 1 year ago
lol wow.
kkiller81 1 year ago
HMMMMM,WHY NOT JUST CUT TO THE CHASE AND EAT REAL POOP.
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Spyro2799 1 year ago
fucken lame
madrid577 1 year ago
Jasno X has returned. LOL
jodecci 1 year ago
fake and gay
WOROfficial 1 year ago
He looks like a serial killer in that suit lol
1337NoFear1337 1 year ago
Fertilizer is full of poo-poo. Lol, niceee.
Janey325 1 year ago
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do you have a live??
georg214 1 year ago
Onision, how the hell can you do half the things you do?
CobraKitNu 1 year ago
Eating dirt is better than your usual shit diet you fucking faggot.
FreeTalkLive 1 year ago
yuk.
johee626 1 year ago
fertalizer is full of poopoo!
x3MCR477 1 year ago
gross disgusting faggots.
crazyjorge2111 1 year ago
did you really eat dirt lol probably not
cat325ccr 1 year ago
@cat325ccr He did
uisnijder 1 year ago
back off bitches i got a shovel
FTGfalconxX 1 year ago
@TheKittiesKill LOL Shoot to kill xD
Ichigoofficial1 1 year ago
@TheKittiesKill <3.
Jamiesuitor 1 year ago
frtillizer is made out of POO POO!!! lol you are so funny !!!
raty0303 1 year ago
LOL wow.. your neighbors must think your insane =]
jenjen135 1 year ago
hey u should go eat some more of that stuff maybe ull die..
jk dont wish ud die =P
but ur vids do blow man...
they are so..... idk to dark and or retarded for me
like only emos and or other retards would like em
oh well guess im done trollin =P
hangnigs69 1 year ago
STUPIDIST VIDEO!!!
EVERYONE PLAY MY INTERACTIVE
CHOOSE YOUR PATH QUIZ VIDEO GAME ON MY PAGE!!!
rjared 1 year ago
cut your hair you ugly bitch!
GPJ137 1 year ago
@TheKittiesKill Onision will hunt you down and kill you. murderer, apparently.
Jamiesuitor 1 year ago
why dont you do PARKOUR??
cldmusica 1 year ago
Don't watch this while eating food.
OwnReviews 1 year ago
12 people will have dirt shoved up their ass and down their thoat!
Onision, is the a-MAZINGness :D
TheOfficialBrendan 1 year ago
Is there any thing that you haven't done? :D:D:D
: )) I've never eaten a soil. :D
MaiFlower56 1 year ago
Eeeeeew.....
AquariaSpirit 1 year ago
be fore i thought you were a frikin funny ass phsycho now i just thinke your a funny retard v_v sorry
mohammeddonttouchme 1 year ago
It sure is
lawllersk8tz 1 year ago
0:24 That's some way to get your daily serving of B12! :D
DancingAmongZombies 1 year ago
god that was pointless
stillstandin4you 1 year ago
MmmmmmmMMMMmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmm..... Dirt.
facelessaphrodisiac 1 year ago
lol
lunarain19 1 year ago
VERY DISTURBING.... :O
PopRockerPrincess 1 year ago
haha i actually watched the full video earlier. i bet that dirt tasted great lol
kaitlindclement 1 year ago
how long was before you and skye kissed after this? lol
LobsterFish84 1 year ago 3
"...no"
xD
kyrahatesyourpickles 1 year ago
Nasty!
TathyHotel 1 year ago
" Hi! Today we are going to plant a tree, and Eventually rape it of it's fruit. :D "
NO!
LoudDogproductions 1 year ago 116
The stuff you go through to make us happy, lol.
dawnofthedeadling 1 year ago 85
huha MAKE HIM EAT DIRT!!!
kellhiro 1 year ago
Ok now i know for sure he's not part of this world anymore and that's just stupid not funny
aagreen121 1 year ago
"Fertilizer is full of poo poo"
-Onision
ConsiderMeGuru 1 year ago
@ConsiderMeGuru he's eaten worst XD
xLiiMEPiiEx 1 year ago
Lmao i loved the end "Fertilizer is full of poo poo :D" XD
Tayomiblackwing 1 year ago
dude get help
wtr12345678910 1 year ago
we know ur crazy onision but ur a good crazy and we like u that way!
XxEmoDarkLovexX 1 year ago
you do know that its worm poop and puke right?
jerusha319 1 year ago 2
lmao! 0:36 you hold that shovel like the rock star you are!
2cjones 1 year ago 3
Eww, gross. Liked.
JackDalyTV 1 year ago 2
now when some1 says to go eat dirt...you can say you did already :l
SilvaShadow1990 1 year ago
Fertalizer is full of poo poo LMAO fun fact of the day.
myrkeyjones 1 year ago
LOL bloopers to the first onision video i ever watched :3
aprilisawesomeable 1 year ago
FINE! don't share! i don't mind.. ='[
veramele 1 year ago
delicious .
TheBonusGame 1 year ago
holy shit, cant believe you actually did that!
GuitarGhost123 1 year ago
Hope you don't shit worms.
xxBuBubblesxx 1 year ago
Did you sanitize that dirt with mouth wash too?
xD
alisonyps2 1 year ago
Onision can i have some too?
wiimanify 1 year ago
youre gonna shit worms. literally.
angelblade2030 1 year ago
@beekeepers11 He entertains us. That is what I meant by "What he does for us"
MrRababadam 1 year ago
Yum :))
ResponsLive 1 year ago
Was the dirt cold?
SparklyPlum 1 year ago
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beekeepers11 1 year ago
what did it taste like?
CushionProductions 1 year ago
I like dirt, and dirt likes me? :D
Onision should've sang to that song.
KatieTheTurk 1 year ago
GROSSSS lol love it hahhaa
cairobaby 1 year ago
Dude i like your videos but sending bloopers from old videos well it,s kinda lame:P i mean sure a few are fun but sending them nonstop is just plain boring,
sakuchigo 1 year ago
@sakuchigo Careful, Onision will block you for saying that.
beekeepers11 1 year ago
XD lol ewww i was eating while watching this XD
lovelessfate 1 year ago
WTF
Guitarcaster5 1 year ago
WTF
Guitarcaster5 1 year ago
lol.. Thats Gross, I could never eat dirt xD
AwesomeMajesticalFun 1 year ago 2
Boring, boring, BORRRINNNGGGGG
IBrandedHater 1 year ago
why do you upload bloopervideos months after the original video?
Hewkll 1 year ago
@Hewkll He needs the money.
beekeepers11 1 year ago
1 man 1 ground
LetsExtendTime 1 year ago
Lol rape it of it's fruit xD
ReconMarine012 1 year ago
I enjoy planting plants
sezuor 1 year ago
I think the dirt got your brain at the end of the video.
Lady260191 1 year ago
I felt sick after watching this video ....
MegaLeNa93 1 year ago
Maybe in that dirt was worm,so Onision accidentally have eated meat,despite he`s vegetarian.
I`m just kidding,keep up with your good and dirty work Onision.
dimic011 1 year ago
@dimic011 Worms don't have meat anyway lol :/
ReconMarine012 1 year ago
D:
:D
FranziiiTime 1 year ago
Come on Onision, we know you're a proud vegan, but seriously? Do yo have to go that far? ;P
Kidding, carry on making hilarious vids. ^.^
ChizzlaChiz 1 year ago
when do these vids come out?
STARCO1231 1 year ago
@STARCO1231 they did :P
fatzatman 1 year ago
your crazy
Threeedgedsword1 1 year ago
He just ate shit P_P
ellos34 1 year ago
You eat and lick some weird things....
ireallyhatespiders 1 year ago
respect :P
serendipity202 1 year ago
The things he does for us hahaha
MrRababadam 1 year ago
@MrRababadam For us? Does he send you the money he gets for these videos he makes?
beekeepers11 1 year ago
Eat da poo poo
iLoveShaneDawson180 1 year ago
O_______o
omg!!
anothervideo18 1 year ago
that has to be fake! @-@
EEEEEEEE! D:
Johannady 1 year ago
@Johannady its not, onision is just that messed up.
omgreek1 1 year ago
Fertalizer FULL OF POO POO!!!!
thebigbirdman67 1 year ago
you know you can get round worms from eating dirt
hecatomb 1 year ago
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KAKASHIHATAKEIII 1 year ago
Haha XD
Rosered241 1 year ago
Even dirt is mostly worm poo. Mmm... worm poo...
Tekkame 1 year ago
I love the shovel/dance/stab thing. XD
LenKazumi 1 year ago
You are the Stupid fuckin asshole Bitch...
Lollipop95Lolli 1 year ago
LOL it's cool to see that SOME couples after marriage don't get their life all serious-going if you get what mean.
ObliterationLove 1 year ago 2
did he cut his hair?
hellboy0o 1 year ago
i love the videos on this channel! more than your main. but i still wub you :3
larissa14431 1 year ago
EXTREME FORM OF VEGANISIM XD! Have a wonderful day Gregory =).
GoddessAriana 1 year ago
Fertilizer IS full of poo poo
THESpaztastical 1 year ago
How many times do you have to eat dirt before you realize it's not a good idea?
aggs66 1 year ago
@6footdrumguitar somebody watches Tosh.0
klepanic63 1 year ago
@klepanic63 rwj i watch
6footdrumguitar 1 year ago
Do your neighbors ever give you a wtf look? Haha
simplykarlee 1 year ago
what kind of tree did you plant and i hope you enjoyed eating the dirt
RandomDrawingFreak1 1 year ago
@TheHackerzproduction he's just having funn
suzitobi350 1 year ago
i just relized that you are the most imature person on the internet and this is why im unsubscribing to all of your channels
TheHackerzproduction 1 year ago
@TheHackerzproduction fuck u?
dopeboysam 1 year ago
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@TheHackerzproduction
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, dipshit.
Ig0tlif3 1 year ago
@TheHackerzproduction you have no life ... he also is one person that makes his fans happy stupid
MrKidlik123 1 year ago
@TheHackerzproduction
Haters gonna hate? :U
ItsRainingZOMBIEZ 1 year ago 2
@TheHackerzproduction I hope it becomes a chain to reply to your sorry peace of humanity with hate.
mayaDUDE998 1 year ago
@TheHackerzproduction well screw u if u hate onision's videos then why do u watch them ??
skullkid960 1 year ago
@TheHackerzproduction Your an idiot. Hes fucking awesome. Hes acctualy very mature, check his onison speeks channel. He just acts immature on this channel becuase its funny, and he makes comedy videos, not serious videos.
Meroroko 1 year ago
@Meroroko His Speaks videos are just as pathetic.
beekeepers11 1 year ago
@TheHackerzproduction I would never subscribe to this guy. I don't want him to move up in the rankings.
beekeepers11 1 year ago
@beekeepers11 XD It is funny how you don't want him to move up in the rankings, yet you are posting numerous comments on his videos replying to people who aren't even speaking to you. So congratulations, you are actually doing more than what just simply subscribing to him and NOT commenting would do.
ThePurbleKing 1 year ago
@ThePurbleKing Actually he gets nothing from my comments. He makes money only when ads are clicked.
beekeepers11 1 year ago
@beekeepers11 Since when was I ever talking about money? I replied to your comment about rankings. NOTE: the word "rankings" appears in my comment. Try reading. You DO notice, that videos appear on lists of "most discussed" for that day, week or the year, right? People who have high comment counts appear on that list. So yes, you are aiding him. Plus, those who have set their browsers to automatically play a Youtube video, well, each time they look at YOUR comment, that is one more view EACH.
ThePurbleKing 1 year ago
@ThePurbleKing Thanks for the lesson on youtube but I really don't give a shit. These 2 losers won't amount to much anyway. I can't see much of a future in the entertainment world based on what they pass off as funny videos. That's why Youtube has become the crappy site it is today, when people like Dawson can be so popular.
beekeepers11 1 year ago
@beekeepers11 you could just y'know fuck off and do something with your life?
RaymondDove 1 year ago
@RaymondDove I do.
beekeepers11 1 year ago
@beekeepers11 You are quite welcome, maybe now you will think before making idiotic assumptions like what you did previously. Two? Who's the second one? Oh... Dawson. So what are some things that you see as comedy then? Please, do enlighten me. I really do hope that you do not see Fred as hilarious, or Charlie the Unicorn. Because those (especially Fred) have WAY less comedic value.
ThePurbleKing 1 year ago
@ThePurbleKing Fred is for little kids. Onision likes to run around, scream, humps trees, barf, spit, lick toilets and go on happy trips. I don't find that funny at all. Do you? Dawson resorts to swearing and the use of sexual jokes involving fellatio and cunnilingus and again, I prefer humour that is a bit more intelligent and witty. Dawson and Onision have both developed a following of very young viewers and both of them are in their 20's. I think they need to need to change a few things.
beekeepers11 1 year ago
@beekeepers11 Fred isn't even for little kids. It's just, there is nothing in it. Onision's Chibi Derf videos on the other hand (which make fun of Fred by the way) are way better, as are the I'm A Banana and a few of his "I'm So ____" videos. Have you seen them? They make fun of many types of people. There is one where he went for some very dark humor, where a man can't handle the stress of parenthood.
Dawson never drew me in. I don't like all of Onision's comedy, but I do like a bit of it.
ThePurbleKing 1 year ago
@ThePurbleKing I hate the banana song. To be honest I am not a fan of Onision because of his Speaks videos. I am a meat eater, a Christian, a prolifer, I drink . We have nothing in common. His constant screaming and humping trees can be annoying. dawson is a complete tool and i have no idea why kids like him.
beekeepers11 1 year ago
@beekeepers11 fuck you retard plus no1 asked your opinion so go suck gods lil dick devil will destroy you you carnivore!!
PurpleDevilCJ 1 year ago
@PurpleDevilCJ You prove that fans of Onision or Dawson are either little preteen boys or illiterate morons. Have you ever written a complete sentence in your life? My opinion is always valued by youtubers everywhere.
beekeepers11 1 year ago
@beekeepers11 Your opinion can munch down a cow penis and gargle on whale semen...your mom is illiterate...Onision is funny...
isthereonethatsnot 1 year ago
@isthereonethatsnot Onision is funny to 10 year old boys.
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@beekeepers11 then why do you watch his videos.. O.o
knoxianpanda 1 year ago
you simply rock onision
nunofrg 1 year ago
xD you the best
Nyuukamasuki 1 year ago
onision would make a gangster zombie
zroyyy1 1 year ago
Fertalizer is full of poo poo! Hahaahahahaha
mattwzito 1 year ago 53
just wanna make sure you know ima idiot hahah gold!!! onision my favorite youtuber!
christiandbz1010 1 year ago
i love you so much
1waka2laka 1 year ago
i like to eat dirt for some reason and it taste gooooooooooooood
candyshop2000 1 year ago
Onision i love you, i wish one day you would give a shout out to ME :D
poohpoohfacex3 1 year ago
@poohpoohfacex3 Don't hold your breath.
beekeepers11 1 year ago
Lol.
SuicidalTragedies 1 year ago
sick man! lol but funny:)
SoraXBri7 1 year ago
EEW you are hilarious kkep up the good work!
deathfizle 1 year ago
onision do you eat da poo poo did you know ugandan ministers frown upon that
6footdrumguitar 1 year ago 108
@6footdrumguitar RWJ reference. Sigh.
EpicFailzifyX2 1 year ago
@6footdrumguitar LMAO that video was friggin hilarious i was dying of laughter!! xDD Who knew poo poo was sooo funny xDD
xNeverShoutSara 1 year ago