Dead Kennedys-Too Drunk To Fuck

[antiprozacnation]

i think its good, after about four beers i just lose interest in sex and just wanna get more loaded ... i think that's pretty good when no healthy fuckable pussy is available since the horn comes and goes as it pleases

[secretagentYTer]

im 14, but when I do get drunk for the first time, Im coming straight to this song :)

[F1lipCro]

@secretagentYTer you didnt got drunk yet? took an arrow in a knee?

[secretagentYTer]

@F1lipCro the arrow to the knee joke never makes sense, but how does it make any sense here?

[38301290598]

Happened to me last night...

[linkhackerneo]

this song remember me when i was too drunk to fuck, i fell out the bed hahaha, i wake up with keyboard pc keys on my forehead, was a fucking crazy night.

[nwgamerz]

too drunk to comment .-.

[AnthropomorphicHorse]

Bloody brilliant

[moodarkend333]

that sucks been there??~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tomteo9]

Dead kennedys are too drunk to suck!!!

[MakeMyOwnSongs]

@tomteo9 Dead Kennedys are too punk to suck!!!! xDD

[tomteo9]

@MakeMyOwnSongs but you got to be drunk to punk...

[metalheadk93]

TOO DRUNK TO COMMENT :/

[JUR117]

16 beers barely gets you drunk, but then again I'm finnish so we have abnormal drinking capabilities

[gimmegames108]

I would be an expert.

[spookyboy91]

my zombie killing background music \m/

[SanAndreasVagos]

only 2.5 years ago 16 beers was about as much as i could drink, sadly time flies, we get older im sick after 11

[ihcatihjwh]

Whiskey Dick man Iv'e had that before with some bombshell, but I was too drunk to care. All better after sleeping!

[MrGost8go]

Still one of my favorites. Always been a huge fan of DK.

[Punk13405]

I've been there man

[OroborusFMA]

We've all been there. Well, any of us who are cool LOL.

[RosesAreRed114]

@OroborusFMA You do know that drinking isn't a fucking requirement to be cool. I don't give a shit whether somebody wants to drink or not, but if you seriously think that it makes you "cool" or "mature," then fuck off.

[TheDavemaison]

@RosesAreRed114 even though OroborusFMA was clearly being sarcastic, what you said is something that some pretentious dick head who doesn't drink simply because everyone else does would say. quit judging people and get the stick out your ass dude... drinking is fun for most of us and before you know it you're gonna die. so live it up before you're too old and get caught up in bullshit otherwise you're just gonna be a grump your whole life. btw im drunk right now!! EAT SHIT

[RosesAreRed114]

@TheDavemaison Yeah, I don't remember saying that I don't drink; in fact, I do a lot more than that. Like I said, do whatever the fuck you want with your life, but acting like you're "cooler" than somebody who doesn't do the same shit that you do makes you look like a fuckhead.

[TheDavemaison]

@RosesAreRed114 isn't thinking that you're cooler than someone who doesn't drink the same exact mentality as thinking that you're less of a fuckhead than someone who thinks they're cool for drinking because you don't think it's cool? The same amount of logic goes into each of those opinions. To put it generically: You believe "Ideal A" therefore "you look down on" or "you are better than" anyone who doesn't believe "Ideal A"

[4thelulzonly]

23 people were too drunk to click the right like button :p

[hoff1972]

Isso é bom para car....!

[ch1ld0fbodom]

I was drunk yesterday, now I'm drunk too, I'm a student, I have no problem. I just enjoy life but now I'm just too drunk to fuck.

[GodGodless]

Too drunk to fuck but not too drunk to understand the greatness of this "punk rock'n'roll" masterpiece!!!

[Gzusbulululululululu]

YOU MUST BE SERIOUSLY TO MESSED UP TO BE TOO DRUNK TO FUCK

[CheppinoCity]

TOO DRUNK TO FUCKK

[vagenitles]

whiskey dick much? hehe

[aersist]

o balgam ne amnk cocugu midemi bulandirdin

[JoeStunner]

As a non-drinker and someone who rarely gets the opportunity to have sex, I can't say this is my area of expertise. However, I do know that this is a fucking GREAT song.

[Queenodee]

@JoeStunner you should start playing golf :---> one in hole :-P

[JoeStunner]

@Queenodee

That's not a bad idea. :-)

[OasissisaO]

Lolz at all the ppl a. missing the point of the song and going on about drinking and/or b. calling each other "fag" which is exactly the sort of behavior DK were not into.

[manwow1st]

TOO DRUNK TO LIKEEE

[Biggie3057]

Kinda sounds like Chemical Warfare, no?

[00StangGT00]

thumbs up if you heard this song for the first time while watching lock stock and 2 smoking barrels lol

[JimmyMcEmoson]

@00StangGT00 what?

[XxXdarksiderx]

@00StangGT00 thats my 3rd favorite movie

[TheAmargao]

that´s me

[theclaudiag96]

FUCK YES!!!!

[THEbassplayerASH]

First heard this song when i was 5 still love it!

[superhalofan24]

what the hell is buck cherry?

[ballandchain25]

*****

[ivan6897]

22 people are not drunk

[RockeTw0man]

Too drunk to listen to this song

[chickaanddee]

@RockeTw0man love dk[s good shit gooooooo girls

[ilikepieandsquaids]

@RockeTw0man never

[roraxxlynn]

HELL YEA

[DirtyLittlePsycho]

Beatin' around the bush!

[jpjustin101]

@SplitterCell666 really your 14, well ive got the shits comin out my nose, but you dont see me bragging about that

[SplitterCell666]

@jpjustin101 lol.. you should get that looked into and maybe change your username justin beiber fagg!

[jpjustin101]

@SplitterCell666 no your totally right, i should change my name to that, ill get right on that, all i was saying was that its not a big deal if your 14 and can play this song, its not even worth mentioning

[4thelulzonly]

@jpjustin101 considering there are about 6 notes, and 2 powerchords, if he couldn't play it he should have posted.

[jpjustin101]

@4thelulzonly lol

[applesauceinmyear]

@SplitterCell666 congrats fag

[SplitterCell666]

@applesauceinmyear thanks... and what is your name supposed to mean? you like cum in your ear or something? and sorry im not a fagg so stop hitting on me :P

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

@SplitterCell666

I've seen more mature comments on ICP videos. Seriously just stop commenting for your own sakes. You'll look back in 2 years and realize you were acting like a total moron...hopefully.

[TheMissfriss]

Why can't there be music like this, man this never gets old.

[acidshark13]

this was my favorite song hwne i was a kid

[m66c73]

KSC Forever

[okanesama666]

Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk, to fuck

[ubrleetcysero]

whose nouvelle vague

i see her in pil and dk's video related

[bridgfordbill]

i just wait till the morning ;)

[qbranch88]

Best DK song.

[ElectricHaze0]

story of my life.

[musicman243]

@ElectricHaze0 ME TOO!@! (i'm drunk right now)

[theNuclearwar]

Why isn't this in my favorites?

[fredmomma]

my theme song

[hatchet0dude]

FUCK BUCKCHERRY!!!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF POSERS

[realist2471]

smoke weed when you drink then you won't be too drunk to fuck.

[MrSongman71]

Roll Dead Kennedy Roll!!

[Zeanu]

Nouvelle Vague's version is also neat. =)

[asiq1987]

thats what v's are for not just for old men

[4thelulzonly]

@cocoboco111 ya im too drunk to fuck your mom XD

[HecticBRage]

This may be the greatest punk rock song of all time. The Misfits "Where Eagles Dare" would be high on the list, too, but I digress.

[2sharden]

usually, im just too drunk to cum

[HanzelundGretylZN]

Too drunk to fuck nouvelle vague.

[prop8604]

15 wasted fucks were too drunk to hit the like button

[LuxLuxKlan]

i usually drink 10 bears and start a fight :D

[3mabx]

@LuxLuxKlan i also enjoy drinking large furry mammals...wut

[GunzzProductions]

@LuxLuxKlan holy shit you drink bears?!

[dismemberfest]

sometimes i get so drunk, that all i can do is fuck. I guess im gifted

[Beenyad]

ERASER HEAD IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER

[Seansuxxx]

Everyone shut the fuck up about Buckcherry and listen to the damn Dead Kennedy's

[TIMOTHYSAARINEN]

Haven't heard this for more than a few years. Still sounds fucking great!

[muxpux]

are you kids fucking serious? Buckcherry? go suck your dads dick and tell 4th graders how awesome pop radio "rock" music is. fuck. listen to real music. ive lived this shit in the 90's. thank god my parents didnt have me around the millenium and have me saying anything dead kennedys is bad.

[NinerTiger]

@EthanandBaileyShow

Right back at you, dweeb.

[omid11]

ah yeah (D|K)

[muthahoho]

Good golly, Jello Biafra's voice is STILL annoying as hell...even after all these years...

[sunnyztmoney]

@muthahoho i love his vibrato, its so unique, kinda like how people hate geddy lee, but i guess to each their own... i love both

[Bero192]

chl

[misshoneymoon1]

Who's Buckcherry?

[OuTBreaKOfEviL2]

hahah why would anyone even compare that buckcherry music to this.. i just listend to that too drunk.. song and its one of the worst ive ever heard.. dont compare crap to quality

[NinerTiger]

This sucks monkey balls.

[jours1]

Buckcherry can suck my balls.

[conceptionblues]

DK are a classic band that can't be fucked with. they have stood the test of the time. they're incredible rock band at the end of the day, with ethics to back them. Buck Cherry will be known as "that band that sang that one song..."

[kbrace11]

ok....this is kinda bad. buckcherry does it better. im just expressing my opinion.

[MarchingTheBeat]

@kbrace11 Which is worthless here.

[deekante]

@kbrace11

then just leave!

[henrydotcooke]

@kbrace11 You are the worst kind of person.

[meric2]

@kbrace11

Your opinion can go fuck itself.

[NikiCullen17]

i'm a punk girl at <3 so this is always better but the buckcherry one is okay

[TheNightOwl1981]

Who or what is buckcherry? Punk is not dead! the only dead guys are the kennedys xD

[MrTyWebb1]

Dead Kennedys Dead Kennedys Dead Kennedys Dead Kennedys

[bmfdv]

my band opened for buck cherry at starland ballroom and they sucked.

[IronJudasCrue41]

I love Buckcherry, I love their song, but I love this better haha

[surfingsuicune]

I just got an erection and had explosive diarrhea at the same time.

[3mabx]

@surfingsuicune man you nearly tripled yourself ;)

[Zeanu]

@surfingsuicune Woah.

[SMFnJBZ]

@surfingsuicune HAHAHAHA...somebody needs a wet-nap. :)

[ExNoctemNacimur]

@surfingsuicune delicious

[UkkoA]

@surfingsuicune, poor you.

[ChuutRiit]

@surfingsuicune i know that feel

[GodLovesi]

@surfingsuicune Happened to me also the first time i listened to this song.

[derpdederp101]

loool and now i got diarrhea

[bud6489]

buckcherry sings this song better 

[RadicalEdward765]

@bud6489 It's not even the same fucking song. At all. The only similarity is in the title. Jesus Christ, are BuckCherry fans so stupid that they can't distinguish between that BULLSHIT they call "rock" and the Dead Kennedys?

[ZigZagOyeah]

Why does the lounge jazz version of this song have more views then the original?

[rincess20]

old school !!!! \\\m/// tnx for sharing this xD

[logstrain]

i know what jello means, ive been really too drunk to fuck >_>

[cfak211]

fuck buckcherry.

[Sharkomatc]

what the fuck is buckcherry?

[underthaice]

@Sharkomatc A really shit wannabe glam rock band

[666Camafeu]

@underthaice Glam?? the DK hate glam! Glam is for tipycal machist asshole who are a bunch of posers! This is punk, fuck off!

[phailez]

@666Camafeu Yeah and without Glam, Punk wouldn't exist asshole.

[underthaice]

@666Camafeu You tard, i replied to someone asking who Buckcherry is and i replied a shit wannabe glam rock band. Dead Kennedys are one of my favourite bands i know this is punk.

[jsbret2729]

@Sharkomatc a pile of shit

[leeknivek]

@Sharkomatc don't you mean funk? youtube has such a clever way of censoring the title of this song.

[wweecwcollin]

@Sharkomatc true that

[DeathtoNaziScum1]

Klassiker einfach Klassiker!! :D

[nervousskate]

13 peoples are listening joustin bieber or they are just idiots or they get drunk.

[synartica]

@nervousskate Or just too drunk to hit the right button ;).

[Lola666Jen]

I'm wearing my too drunk to fuck shirt right now, sleeves cut off and everything...

[GSPFan39]

I like the Buckcherry version. Dead Kennedys are BY FAR better. But Buckcherry isn't as bad as people put them over to be. Just a testament to how completely and totally fucking awesomesauce Dead Kennedys are.

[hastingsp]

i respect peoples interests, im not on asshole that lowers morale of fellow music enthusiasts, buckcherry not as hood as dead kennedys thats for sure.

[pureviolence1]

@Rockandstuff1 nobody cares

[jwallbanger]

for some reason, this song reminds me of the time i was too drunk to fuck.

[jwjh1269]

i heard this on Glory Days. classic DK. takes me back.

[SuperWolsey]

I heard this on Angel!!

[Cleytonkrazy]

Awesome song! :P

[rafaelcalcaa]

fuck 13 justin bieber fans

[AZWIN90]

@rafaelcalcaa thats so clever i never heard that one before.

[rafaelcalcaa]

@AZWIN90 :D

[Braddyvagas69]

oh this is funnny xD

[mikethaironlung]

views that is

[mikethaironlung]

hahaha that's why buckcherry has 22k and DK have 222k

[johnnystulic42]

@mikethaironlung no matter how much DK are better than Buckcherry, the fact that Justin Bieber has 400 millions on a single video makes your argument invalid

[mikethaironlung]

@johnnystulic42 OH MY GOD.,........why the FUCK would you bring up Justin Bieber? Seriously, please just go kill yourself

[johnnystulic42]

@mikethaironlung I cannot kill myself for I am indestructible

[mikethaironlung]

@johnnystulic42 Hop in the bathtub with a plugged in toaster and see how indestructible you are

[johnnystulic42]

@mikethaironlung I might just do that after I'm finished slapping your mom in her face with my limp, drunken cock.

Aw man, the culmination of my awesomeness.

[PseudonymicBob]

@johnnystulic42 The fact you even mention it-who-must-not-be-named in the COMMENTS board of all places in a song on YouTube where everyone hates it-who-must-not-be-named makes your argument invalid.

[toocrazee]

the version Buckcherry is their cover of the dead kennedys song they just updated it a lilttle so what if they cover it bands do covers of song all the time get over it

[IwantShawn]

@toocrazee Buckcherry is everyone thing DK stood against, and its also a fucking awful cover regardless.

[ilioupolh13]

hell yeah!

[N1rvanaGod]

wath is the name of this album?

[elteeex]

@N1rvanaGod Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death

[N1rvanaGod]

@elteeex thanks XP

[LedWilde]

Great song. Great riff.

[Inedible1]

i want you all to shut the fuck up and not reply to this comment

[Ieghairdude]

@Inedible1 fu faggot

[Caiobahea5988]

East Bay ray is the one of the best man on a guitar that a have ever heard!! Amazing song, fucking good musicians!

One great guitar, one great mix, result of the union between punk and surf music.

This sound of Ray's guitar remind me something like sex pistols and the ventures together!

DK EVER!!!

Greetings from Brasil!

[NotForMeh]

this is one of my favorite songs by these guys.

Definatly a theme song for me haha.

And anyone who thinks they ripped off Buckcherry?

Total bullshit.

[pwnz0r567]

think about the story

[maggnus89]

jello went from the dead kennedys to do lectures at universities!!

[LedWilde]

@maggnus89 I wonder if he gives angry lectures and does different voices. "Hi! I'm your video DJ!"

[deadskyut3]

hey man this fuckcherry haha what kida morons compare DK with that lame band?

[Tracirocks]

for all you wankers out there slagging Buckcherry, get a grip sad fucks, josh and the lads did an awesome tune, yeh same name, so big fkin deal, noone said they are copying this song, which is also awesome, Josh Todd is a cool guy and his band kick ass so shut the fuck up, its just a song

[joshiehanson]

@Tracirocks cool story bro.