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  • Jesus, historically, was not borne in the states so he can't be President. I mean he wasn't black, right? Or was he?

  • @eric5313 You really Should ask the Mormons eh?

    =P

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  • I just realized how annoying atheist republicans would be... they do more help blindly believing that stuff...

  • I though you said, "The Lord will not be mocked."

  • This video is Politically Incorrect, I am Offended by it's presence in the world, the maker must be sought out by FEMA and HLS and dog whipped, he is a terrorist!

  • Jesus will not force anyone to do anything

  • Jesus bin Laden/Osama Christ

  • Fun fact ; during the French Revolution, contrary to what some believe there were many Christian revolutionaries, the masses at the time weren't atheists, and they would say that "Jesus was the first socialist" since he was all about sharing wealth and all.

    (I'm not a socialist, but I'm just saying..)

  • is this really relevant? i mean hes dead....

  • now this is a satire.

  • jesus is a dead asshole and nothing more

  • @ComeOnGetSerious oh really? Jesus said "Treat others the way you would like to be treated". So let us know your atheist wisdom, any atheist quote? enlight us pls. I think u are an ATHEIST and take that as an insult

  • I liked when Jesus' face turned into Osama's.

  • @RedekerEleven see the the second top comment poster's channel MrJihadJesus. all your suspicions will be true.

  • imagining jesus as president in an alernate reality... yeah that cant even happen in an alternate reality, even if every christian voted for him, the other religions, atheist included, wouldn't vote for him and possibly assasinate him.. over and over again

  • @EdwardCurrent jesus loves you :)

  • I swear the last 10 seconds are the best part of this video, haha

  • I agree with the 5 comments below

  • Jesus had the chance to become ruler of the world, but he turned it down, He would never work for Satan the devil! That brings out a another point, why do people wonder why the government is so twisted and corrupt, because Satan is the governor of this world and he is the one who rules the world and gives the power to the people who taxes and money rapes the country, starves and kills innocent people, you maker of this video are contributing to Satan's doings by making people hear this crap!

  • You base your self on one bible script, and twist the meaning of it so it sounds not what he means but what you think it means. If you continue reading, you ignorant fool. Satan really has you by your sack, you follower of Satan your father. Read and understand what the meaning of things before making your self look like stupid idiot, you ignorant idiot!

  • What that script meant is that Jesus as a representative of God are one because he was sent by his father to teach of his word. So whatever he showed the people whether it was word by mouth God’s teachings, or his power to cure or resurrect people was given by God to show the people that he is the son of God, that made him like was the father.

  • This guy takes everything out of context.

  • @RocknForJesus You dont realize this is satire (making fun of) do you?

  • @MrJihadJesus Yeah but the joke is stupid when it's not based on anything real. It's no different than someone running around saying Jesus was a fag or something like that.

  • @RocknForJesus But a lot of people actually believe in jesus, that is what makes it funny.

  • @MrJihadJesus You do know that Jesus is pretty much a historical figure, right? The only question is whether or not he was the son of God.

  • @RocknForJesus Yes, I know that. I was makign a joke about how your comment implies that jesus is not real

  • @MrJihadJesus why atheists are so irritating? they act like they r gonna live forever

  • @IsupportBP You have it backwards.

  • @MrJihadJesus atheists can not read between lines, very dumb ppl

  • @IsupportBP It doesnt really matter who is smarter but Im willing to bet more atheists know more about the bible than most christians. The Romans killed jesus at the insistance of the jews at the time.

  • @MrJihadJesus yes, christians abandoned Jesus, jews send Jesus to death, and pagan homosexuals killed Jesus. Call me homophobic, but gays killed Jesus. Homosexual initiation was a roman tradition

  • @IsupportBP I agree, you are homophobic

  • @IsupportBP There were no christians in jesus' time. Your comments just show how far out of touch with things the "faith over facts" crowd really is. Your knowledge, understainding and opinions about religion seem to be based on something you heard at the dinner table when you were five years old. Not trying to attack you just makiing an observation.

  • Jesus did not claim to cure lepers he just did it around witnesses

  • I love this vid!!

  • "If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today, he'd be gunned down cold by the CIA" : Armageddon Days are here again - The The

  • one thing you gotta i mean need to know is that AMERiCA is actually more evil than you think. if you think 9-11 was actually carried out by people from the middle east then. you have to wake up from that also. its good you awakened from the belief of god tho. just know the people in control. are behind every sceme . 9-11 ww1 ww2. everything. money power and control. but ww3 is coming soon.. 2012

  • @TyeDye07 Are you trying to impose the infactuation of satire? Because I know people who write stupid stuff like this. Is this what you are writing satire. If not you sir are a retard!

    World war could happen its unlikely but if it did then it won't be in 2012, the only bad thing to come in 2012 is more Justin Beiber music and the 2012 olympics.

  • @TyeDye07 lol the noh its not satire im bein 4real. like the world wont end in natual disaster but the corrupt rulers will find a way to stage events to make it sEEEm like the world is going to end. they can manipulate the minds, the weather, everything. just watch n see. 2000 the world was supposed to end.. 2001 9-11 they staged a false flag operation and covered it up with lies i blind man could see. and the people actually believed it was real. people need to wake up. or we are dooomed...

  • @TyeDye07 Try to actually base what you believe on reason and evidence. 2012 is the end of the Mayan calendar, that is all. A dead civilization that thought human sacrifice helped crops grow is not where I prefer to get my information. What other evidence is there that anything significant will happen in 2012? It seems from your comment that you think 9/11 was an "inside job", but how could killing millions of their own people at an expense of billions of dollars possibly help the government?

  • @kilroy055 because you gooff, the middle east has oil, and opium... they needed a reason to stay in the middle east soo they staged a fake terrorist attack. just to conitune stealing the goods. the guy who owned building #7 recieved $7 billion for giving them the ok to demolish it. no plane or anything even touched that building. wake up man. its right in front of your eyes. you've been lied to for soo long you cant see the truth when its punching you in the face!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP

  • @TyeDye07 "Goof", "so", "Continue". Learn to spell. WT7 collapsed because the shopping mall beneath the World Trade Center created a sink hole when the towers fell; explanations for these things can be found easily without spouting conspiracy theories. If indeed the campaign in Iraq, etc. was to obtain oil the excuse used was WOMD's, it had nothing to do with 9/11. In fact, the terrorists who executed 9/11 weren't even from Iraq. Osama Bin Laden isn't even associated with any particular country

  • @kilroy055 wow it suz you can see a demolition when its right in your face how come everyone else can see whats really going on except for you Americans... Your country has lied to you guys so much that you cant see the truth when its right in your face. "the best way to hide something is to hide it in Plain sight"

  • @TyeDye07 I already explained this to you, the reason WTC7's collapse appeared to be a controlled demolition was because its central structural support was what failed first. This can be explained because the underground shopping center beneath the World Trade Center created a sink hole when the towers collapsed. I don't know what "suz" means. I can see what is in front of my face, the difference between you and I is that I see it logically and you see it sensationalized with conspiracy theories

  • Funny thing is, "jesus" if he existed would look more like one of the bin Ladens than any white dude...

  • lolol this is funny, Praise God!

  • if jesus ran for president he would be shot and called a communist.

  • @doctorw2 and a terrorist

  • @doctorw2 SOCIALIST!!!!!!!

  • @doctorw2 He can't be shot. He's not even really human.

  • @Jantv81 jesus was a human being he had the same feelings and pains we do he just was more connected to GOD than ordinary human beings.

  • @doctorw2 I would demand to see his birth certificate

  • @MrJihadJesus Obama Bin Laden

  • @doctorw2 wrong. Some communists try to sell perfume (they didnt buy the perfume) and give the money to the poors. said Jesus. “The poor you will ALWAYS have with you, and you can help them any time you want. But you will not always have me."

  • @IsupportBP do you even know what your talking about?

  • @doctorw2 yes, and you? atheist pagans killed Jesus

  • @IsupportBP wrong the world killed jesus.

  • @IsupportBP Any proof? And I don't mean a flimsy package of desert scribbling's from 2000 years ago. Have you been there? Do you know? If you do, may I see your DMC DeLorean?

  • @KINDspotting I could show you mine however it is currently broken i ran out of flux capacitors =(

  • @XxSequndaEtapaXx poo :(

    i dont have any spare ones. took mine apart to make a microwave

  • Lol, this only suggests that McCain is an AntiChrist

  • Just to let everyone know - this idiot hates Christianity because of one thing - it doesn't allow gay fucks sucking other gay fucks' dick and sticking it in their ass. Hey gay fuck, news to you : all the answers to alll your questions in every vid have been already answered, you're not the first gay fuck questioning Christianity. So suck as much cock while you still can ...

  • @unomnacajit111 You sound very homophobic; did you know that homphobes are Three Times more likely to be turned on by gay porn than ordinary, more tolerant people?

    Do you think that homosexuality is a Choice, btw?

  • @pineapplepenumbra homophobes (aka normal people) dont watch anything gay, it turns their stomach upside down. And gay sex with other gay fucks IS a choice btw.

  • @unomnacajit111 Normal people And homophobes (you Ain't normal,btw, I'll explain what you are, later) have taken part in studies where they Have watched gay porn, now some of them have had their stomachs turned, but the homophobic ones (ie, people like you) are, as I said before Three times more likely to be closet homo's).

    I didn't ask whether having sex was a choice. did I? I asked whether You thought that Being homosexual was a choice, so, what do You think?

  • @pineapplepenumbra - Basically you're just saying you're a pron addict and you want to justify that through bullshit Frankfurt school lingo.

    The Cultural Marxists have been exposed.

  • @thomaserossi Hardly, mate, you've just read that into it. I'm not gay and never watched gay porn.

    I just find homophobia kind of offensive and illogical. Maybe I'm slightly hypocritical, because when I was a teenager and had to watch a play where two men kissed, when I was at college, I Was disgusted, but I had a friend who was gay and I'm still friends with a him and a couple of other homosexuals and so I kind of had to get used to it.

    Now it's not a problem for me, but what, in my post, made

  • you come to such an erroneous conclusion?

  • @thomaserossi ur homophobic ur jewishness just got exposed 1st testament bitch u dont matter ssssshhhhhhh

  • @kingpharaohtsar - You're so indoctrinated you're actually stupid.

  • @thomaserossi fail u dont know what ur talking about indoctrinated u think im christain lol uv no idear what i am

  • @unomnacajit111 You sound like a really good christian person. Will you come over for Sunday dinner?

  • Wow, very very funny

  • YOU ARE TWISTED!!! KEEP BADMOUTHING JESUS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

  • @Tilleyass SHUT UP!

  • @Tilleyass "KEEP BADMOUTHING JESUS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS"

    Won't he just turn the other cheek, love his enemies and be forgiving?

  • HAHAHAHAheheheheheTEEEHEHEHEHE­HEOHOHOHOHOLALALALALALALAAALAA­AAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....­......hehe

  • I just ejaculated in Jesus Christ and Allah and the prophet Muhammad PBUH

  • Americans, the real terorists are in you're guvernment, don't forget that

  • At 9/11 you should turn the other cheek to Bush not Bin Laden, you stupid american. And since when Iran and Koreea are evil nations? USA is the bigest ultra evil nation in the world. I thought you are smart, but after this video, i can say that you are just another pathetic, arrogant atheist, who think he know's it all but every time he proves he's equal with 0.

  • Shalom,

    No such person in the scriptures. The Codex Sinaiticus which is the oldest Greek text of the "New Testiment" doesn't even contain the word iesous. They have ιυ χυ Only! This is the closest pronunciation to Yahu NOT Jesus nor iesous or any other variation you want to try to come up with!"

  • HE WASNT EVEN BORN IN AMERICA!!!!

  • He's also a secret muslim.

  • ...i thought you were a christian. your supposed to believe in jesus and stuff.

  • @PowerOfAwesomeness It's satire, sarcasm at its finest. He's really an atheist. How could you not have picked up on it?

  • I believe it was Pat Condell that said right wing republicans would never vote for Jesus today. I mean, he is a liberal Jew from the middle east after all.

  • Truly inspired!

  • Brilliant

  • I roflmfao'd at the John McCain part.

  • I would like to thank Gorge Washington for fighting for our freedom against the Church of England’s Middle Eastern Aramaic Spaghetti Monster which is not the word of God. Sincerely one Free Secular Nation above all Religious theocracy, as a free American I refuse to be forced to bow to a dead Middle Eastern man who has been elected to be my God and who I would not trust my money with which is based on blind faith for a fool.

  • its really simple ONLY ONE GOD, UNITY , NOT TRINITY,

  • LMAO

    "Mr. Of Nazereth" Cuz no body knows Jesus' real last name

  • @dcent2 Christ. His last name is Christ. Hence CHRISTianity

  • @xRatBratx You are stupid, Christ was his dubbed name because it means "SAVIOR" or "MESSAIH."

  • that "most famous person who ever lived" line pissed me off so hard (me being an atheist and knowing jesus didnt really exist)... but then i looked at the username who uploaded the video and saw EDWARD CURRENT and thought to myself SARCASM :D

  • @letsplay14me Actually, as far as I know, there are historical records of Jesus being an actual person at that time. Not, you know, records of him being the son of god, or such bullshit, but last I heard the person did exist.

  • @koomori As far as I know, no one who wrote about Jesus ever met him. Except for the bible there is no evidence of his existence. I would recommend you watch Religulous or Zeitgeist: The Movie.

  • @koomori and he fooled a LOT of people LOLOL!!

  • @letsplay14me *Sigh*....Jesus was a real phucking person, Messiah or not.

  • @dcent2 prove it

  • @letsplay14me You got pissed off because what some random person on the internet said? I think you need to lighten up a bit.

  • @letsplay14me damn you really are stupid, i mean atheist. How can you say that Jesus never existed, when are alot's of historians who confirm that he existed? What about Flavius Josephus, Tacitus,Thallus ETC. Don't say to me that you watched Zeisgeist, because Zeitgeist is bullshit ;)

  • @Braila2000 There is absolutely NO evidence of Jesus' existence!! Not one contemporary historian even spoke of him. Not even the Romans have any recording of his existence. When I say "Roman records", I mean records concerning the time when Jesus was supposed to have been alive. This rabble-rouser would certainly have come to the attention of the Roman "secret police", yet NOT ONE SINGLE MENTION of "Jesus Christ" exists. Lastly, don't even bring up Josephus Flav! He is a fraud!

  • @nicomell1 an agnostic historian said: There is more evidence for the existence of Jesus, than for every personality of that time. The historian name is Bart Erhman ;)

  • @Braila2000 Yea, and he/Bart Ehrman has also openly stated that we don't have any of the original manuscripts of any of the books of the bible. All that we have are copies that were made many centuries later and all these copies have differences in them. He also goes on to say that out of all the manuscripts that we do have, there are hundreds of thousands of differences thusly making them null and void. So how does anything you say help your argument?? Here's a hint...IT DOESN'T!!

  • @Braila2000 Yea, and he/Bart Ehrman has also openly stated that we don't have any of the original manuscripts of any of the books of the bible. All that we have are copies that were made many centuries later and all these copies have differences in them. He also goes on to say that out of all the manuscripts that we do have, there are hundreds of thousands of differences thusly making them null and void. So how does anything you say help your argument?? Here's a hint...IT DOESN'T!!

  • @nicomell1 the originals has been lost, and Erhman said that the yearliest copy of a manuscript is from 125 A.D, and is after the gospel of John but in 1972, Jose O'Callaghan identified a fragment from the gospel of Mark, dated to 50 A.D, and it's called 7Q5. Ehrman lies when he says that are thousands of differences betwen gospels. Until 18 century no one denied the existence of Jesus, not even Voltaire. But seriously, if you really want it, you can find lots of evidence for Jesus existence ;)

  • @Braila2000 Once again, this only proves my point...People were only claiming Jesus existed because that is what they believe...Not because there is any evidence. The bible has been misinterpreted countless times and can not be a reliable source. End of story..

  • @Braila2000 ps-You brought up Bart Ehrman, not I..You tried to use him for your argument which patently backfired against you.

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  • @nicomell1 yes i brought him in discution and i don't regret it :D Even he is not telling the truth all the time, he still don't go so far, to tell that Jesus didn't exist. Ehrman did a good job refuting Dan Brown's book ''The DaVinci code'' but sometimes even his teacher, Dr Bruce Metzge, refuted him ;). OFF-TOPIC: do you still believe that Bin Laden was the brain behind the 9/11 ?? :D

  • @ ArmsOfJesus27 - voices in your head? no, that is not Jesus. you should have that checked out.

  • If you want to know if lord is real answer this: do you ever hear that little voice in ur head saying no don't do that its wrong or hey go buy that homeless guy a big mac THATS NOT YOU. it's Jesus

  • @wjaver316 I'm gonna have to disagree. Jesus and the father are both god. We only call him god because that is what the bible calls him. So they are 1 god together. I know it's confusing but if you give your life to the lord you will soon understand . I will be praying for you

  • Edward, my stepbrother in Christ, God bless you three times (one from each of them)! Thank you for your political ad helping me to think about how I should vote. If it weren't for that unsettling soundtrack I wouldn't have been able to tell that Jesus was a dangerous socialist radical who has been known to pal around with Roman terrorists!

  • .... we'll all see in the end...

  • @FUNKYBLOK ... or in the beginning... 

  • @FUNKYBLOK yes the beginnning not the end

  • I am a christian, and u shall see the son of God come down from heaven. And you mockers will wail to yourselves.

  • I swear this is soo retarted it needs mental help. When he said me and my father are one he didnt mean the same person!!!!! He meant that the son and the father are BOTH the kings and both have control over heaven and earth. I would vote one million times for Jesus. Even if I am only eleven. I HATE THIS VID

  • @ArmsOfJesus27 This is what we call satire. You really need to wise up.

  • @ArmsOfJesus27 He is pointing out the disconnect between the virtues christians say Jesus had and what they apparently want in their leaders.

    Also it is against the rules of YouTube for someone under 13 to have a YouTube account. You should "Render unto Caesar" and delete your account.

    Lastly, Lying is a sin. Either you are 16 or 11, which is it?

  • @ArmsOfJesus27 :o So that means that Christianity is not monotheistic :D!!

    Look at that, some of you call other religions, false, because they have more than one god, but your god is not only one :S.

    "I would vote one million times for Jesus. Even if I am only eleven."

    That's the reason we don't have good presidents, some people don't think before doing things u.u

  • Jesus was friends with Hitler.

    

  • Jesus is a communist

  • @pakheng Communism consists of more then just socialism. I dont see how he CAN possibly be a commie.

  • Jesus sold me some great bud!

  • i woudent vote for that hippie :/

  • In Britain, many politicians who call themselves socialists come from a Christian background and remain Christian. Tony Blair and Gordon Brown to name but two. Tony Benn may or may not be a believer, but his background is Christian. He is certainly a socialist.

  • @GodPatrol I've heard it's like that in Australia too, it frustrates me because I'm a complete free market capitalist but an atheist at the same time.

  • @xtremejohnny69 You'd like Michael Portillo.

  • Jesus would be a democrat, quite possibly a socialist. There's no way the fox news watching Christians would vote for him, they like their money.

  • Jesus is a hippy, America would never vote for him.

  • @HyrAyl I put that on my fb page!!! what an irony! an then came the religious people and started trolling :P

  • Jesus is an alien.

  • Tee hee; so much satire all rolled up in one video...

    I love your videos, keep up the great work!

  • the ending made it good :)

  • USA, the greatest country in the world... I haven't heard a joke this good in a whille :)) =)) =)) =))

  • I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings. - Einstein

  • The christan God will send you to Hell for simply not believing in Him. It doesnt matter what kind of good people you are... if you dont believe in Him, u will be tortured for eternity! This God is proud, wrathful, and spiteful.... i believe some of these traits are SINS . Makes no sense. i refuse to accept this God as a pure, all knowing, all loving God. it makes NO SENSE!!!

  • Sorry but if it's between Jesus and John Mccain, I'd rather go with the guy who is dead, rather than the guy who refuses to die. JUST LET IT GO JOHN, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED YOU CAN FUCKING DIE NOW.

  • vote for Han Solo

  • LOL if mr. "of nazareth" lawl

  • This video is trolling of the highest class.

  • @TheCyprusX but its good trollin!

  • dont play with jesus

  • "He's the most famous person who ever lived"

    He looks like Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Caribbean.