Romance - Jacob [Mass Effect 2 Cutscene]

[wallaby9087]

What sucks is in mass effect 3 you find out that jacob is having a baby with some chick and he couldn't keep it in his pants long enough to see Shepard again. He didn't even contact Shepard and brake up with her.

[masseffectws]

@wallaby9087 : Plot-wise, Mass Effect 3 is crap. Thats why I delayed making vids of it, I am totally disappointed in Bioware. As if, 6+ yrs of fandom was for nothing :( .

[WalkDaGutters]

Eww ew ew shes so gross! What a "butterface"

[200316384272]

Me3 endings are gay.  Great game though

[masseffectws]

@200316384272 : Actually it has many disappointing loopholes, such as one wallaby9087 mentioed above. Many romances are messed up, ending not there. Technically, game after the point where certain friend dies at the very end [won't mention his name to avoid spoilers], the game starts to go south, fast. After he closes he eyes, after his head falls, as if the game falls as well :(

[HLGToys]

pretty sure kasumi is watching

[TheUndisputed90]

I was expecting her head to twist like the exorcist at minute 5:05

[NIGELP520]

ONC EYOU GO JACOB WONT GO BACK TO SHEPARD

[Tomacomo]

female commander sheppard needs to get to the kitchen and cook some sandwhiches

[MysteryChocolate]

Jacob's facial animations are so awkward!

[RaikenXion]

I dont care if no-1 else notices it, Jacob is based on Kanye West!

[MrGhostmw3]

he would split her in half

[bobthebuilder814]

4:01 best quote

[The4400FalloutFan20]

a few days left til mass effect 3, cant believe its almost coming out, one of my favorite game series for the xbox 360

[Lyrics98]

Jacob sucks.

[Xombie007]

Okay, so I'm watching this vid for over 4 and-a-half minutes, and I'm thinking well, when are they gonna' finally get down to it? Seriously, the poster should've done us all a favor and posted like just the last 30 seconds of this clip!

[masseffectws]

@Xombie007 : Well, there is a UI component called "time slider" on media players. I am sure you are more than capable of clicking it for last 30 seconds, aren't you? :)

[baracuda771]

@masseffectws lol

[hax0r117]

Jacob. wat a playa haha geez

[Lougara]

Jacob is such a sweetie and very under appreciated.

[Negative365]

dat shepards a vampire :p

[MAR3K024]

2:08 what he was thinking: "goddamn you gon do dat? oh hell yeah imma get all up in dat shit, 'ahem', if that's alright with you commander?

[starbask]

Daaaaaaannng!! Jacob is a smoooth talker!

Ive been male Shep from day one so didnt see all this stuff. go Jacob!!

[Parisgurl99]

Jacob is the African America Taylor Launter. Yummy Jacob. XD

[hax0r117]

@Parisgurl99 O_o ewww.... lol

[butterfly7707]

Am I the only one who liked Jacob romance? Really I did he's my second fav romance

[Bellraga]

They paid billions of credits to get you up, they atleast could have used a few more thousands to remove the leprosy from your face.

[blackmuzie]

your damn ugly why are you so ugly with your eyes and that stuf

[Eternalfire96]

Silly nigga

[masseffectws]

I am so tired of comments: "Once you go black, you never go back"! Guys, don't you have something more contributive to post?! Deleted all of "Once you go black, you never go back" lines and will not be accepting any more of them - so don't bother posting them. Thanks.

[CommanderKody75]

so this shepard looks kind of like Aurra Sing, little Star Wars nerd moment for ya

[MorganMcJiggleson]

@3:38 "Mmmhmmm~" I lol'd.

[Legion640]

I've never seen this conversation with Jacob because barely anyone romances him :(

[Jadensamma]

When "Jem" from "Tron - Legacy" goes demonic.

[peetahp3]

I build them up and then knock them down at the last moment because i'm lonely in real life.

[Bradz452]

what is it about ethnic guys named Jacob and six packs these days?

[DestroHarbinger]

Holy mother of God, my girlie squeels!

[happyhunterfish]

I guess he had reach too. And looks like she had flexibility.

[psiconeko]

that's the ugliest sheppard I've ever seen

[ridck369]

OF COURSE THE BLACK GUY WOULD HAVE THE BEST BODY

[Tertiac]

4:50

Rock hard lobster bod.

[nitroglyceran]

Kaiden ALLLL the way.

[TheRatedRRevolution]

Is there anything left human in the Illusive Man's eyes? Really Jacob? Have you seen Renegade Shepard's eyes? She's a terminator, I didn't see much humanity in those red demons xD

[TheOGCardboredbox]

The MMM-HMMM made me just...lolohmygod.

[dantethesaint7]

my female shepard looke the exact same, but i fucked it up with jacob somehow, so now i go on to garrus lol

[masseffectws]

@dantethesaint7 : I dare to say, you will do the same mistake again :D None of them are worthy. Better stick with Kaidan...

[dantethesaint7]

@masseffectws so i shouldn't do any romances with my female shepard?

[masseffectws]

@dantethesaint7 : [going RP-mode :P] I say keep her relations intact through ME1 to 3, and have Kaidan as romance. I am not xenophobic, neither I am xenophylic - No human being with right mind would entangle him-/her-self with the creatures about which they have practically no idea, including their psychology and social sides.

[alenadautry]

@masseffectws Thats what Mordin is for. XD

[kaytee15baybee]

@masseffectws haha! I thought the same thing! I saw the cut scene with Fem-Shepard and Garrus and i thought, "but... ugh,,. how would his... nope. Not going there ":P pretty, disapointed that the only interests for Fem-Shep is this guy and a few ugly aliens. My friend introduced me to this game last week, I wasn't too sure at first, im not really into alien games (Didnt like Halo Reach) but I absolutely loved mass effect 1, and am off to get ME2 today :D

[Clucky117]

@dantethesaint7 If you romance someone in ME1 and then in ME2 on the imported save on ME1 you will be confronted with it in ME3. xD best stick to Kaidan, made two saves ready for ME3, one with Tali one with Ashley. :P

[Kaefigseele]

@masseffectws totally my thought, never liked Jacob and Garrus is.. uhm.. totally focussed on his calibrations. can't wait for my reunion with Kaidan in ME3.

[MissMercedes2]

Her flirting voice creeps the heck out of me.

[Yuri0i]

Lol. Jacobs body ist the most detailed and most realistic graphic in the whole ME2 game. Just pause and look at it. Looks like a photo.

[darkruler19]

its the female terminator :P

[KingCraze22]

Jacob: *removes shirt* AHHH! OLD SPICE BODY WASH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SO POWERFUL IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND RIGHT IN FRONT OF YO FACE

[993Disturbed]

HELL ID STILL HIT IT :D

[Shhadow023]

@993Disturbed my thoughts exactly

[iiMIve]

once you go black theres no going back

[masryu]

JACOB: Ok before something hot happens in this room, go down to surgery and fix that face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fenririon]

jacob is a lame character

[spartawar117]

Did anyone else get a fat when jacob took his tee off?

[exra82]

um is that jacks slightly better looking but still nasty sister?

[tenma1976]

It's like doing a female terminator, lol

[chris200830]

you said during the video "no mature language pls" but i think you meant to say "no IMMATURE language".

[imaage18]

Why does Jacob's mouth get all messed up when he talks?

[QuanitoTheBandito]

Why is jacob not going to be in me3? I know he wasnt interesting in backstory but shit hes good in combat. I liked him. Hes better to me than garrus. Fukn alien lol

[Renkakna]

oh shi...too many garrus' videos,cause 4:33 I 've read "save it for the calibrations". damn it Garrus

[MrDude826]

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! HUSK!!!!!! Watchout Jacob!!!

[cokecan5555]

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­

[linkenski]

@cokecan5555 "...he's a black man, WTF!"

[bigdi77]

this shit is funny

[woodlefoof2]

i just remembered ME3 will have the option for M/M scenes,

there not gonna do what they did on DA2 are they? i dont wanna have garrus reach out and check my calibrations when i go down to say hello

[euromellows8]

Holy crap who let the Borg Queen out?

[l3igRed187]

is this custom skin or dlc shepard? how do you get it?

[masseffectws]

@l3igRed187 : Its normal Shepard, with Renegade face.

[MagneticPiano]

Looks like terminator

[ladajzo]

@masseffectws ugly



[BENTHEMAN11]

your shepard is hot, i mean it.

[DavidAleksiev]

Wait so can u get the paramour achievement if ur a chick??? o.O]

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[TheGamingfan144]

So that's where the priiiiize thing comes from!

[DoubleMatt1]

*Looks though comments* Can't believe no one has said this but "Heavy risk.....but the priiize"

[marctim1000]

but......... THE PRICE

[benshea121]

lmao Shepard is such a whore!!

[UrosGraba]

you can fix those facial scars by upgrading Normandy you know..but your Shepard is still ugly :S I'm playing with "origina" shepard.

[ultimatekotorfan]

You're Shepard looks like the Terminator equivalent of my seventh grade English teacher.

[FellFather]

Heh, Commander... ^^

[michandre]

except her evil person face things she's pretty

[MeganHT]

I think your Shepard is beautiful.

[iambored2100]

I was guy Shep and kept talking to Jacob in the interest of being good friends with him, but his and Shep's banter got more and more flirty. I ended up not talking to him after it got to the point where I was almost choking on the awkwardness of them...

[Danieldx22]

@iambored2100 jajaj that happens to me

[Tuttotron]

Hey that shepard isn't ugly at all

[MACABREMARIPOSA]

Not an ugly female Shepard, different - reminds me of "Resident Evil" a little. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and beggars can't be choosers especially in other galaxies/universes/etc you take your hookkups where you can get 'em hehehe

[PsyPstorm]

hmmmm why so many dislikes I wonder....

[masseffectws]

@PsyPstorm : "Ugly" Shepard I guess :P

[Rikku147]

@masseffectws Your Shepard's not ugly D:

It probably just has to do with the fact that no one seems to like poor Jacob owo

[Arppis]

@masseffectws

Nothing bad about your Shepard imo.

[andrewuiui]

@masseffectws They just can't handle the priiiiiiize.

[Brittlac]

@PsyPstorm it's not Kaidan is my guess...

[MrJerelTV]

lol i make my women shepards look really attractive so it's not gay when i do the romance scenes

[GrayJayJumba]

lolllllll "How do you push my buttons and make me like it?" i love this line.

[Trinacria1973]

jakob must be perverted to have sex with such a Zombie face looking woman!!!!

[DragoonIceX]

I wanted to romance jacob but nooo he has to be straight!

[Smidyness]

4:51

FemShep: Dem Abs

[history380]

Kanye West IN SPACE!!!!!!

[Buza09]

what an ugly femshepard

[Brigadon]

creepy bride of frankenshepard thing going on

[TheCrystalHearts]

HEAVY RISK, BUT THE PRIIIIIZE!

- had to right it down. 

[FerInWaves]

Damn... Respect to Jacob for tapping THAT...

[stupidlambo]

oh crap its the tx

[LoleexRU]

I don't know. I always got the jest that Jacob was younger than both the male and female Shepards.

[IwarinJones]

I don't zhink your Shepard is ugly, I just don't like the hair^^

[TheKiwiJedi]

I'm wondering how many steroids are inside that body...

[DamaXion]

@TheKiwiJedi Sincerely... who cares? *ç*

[hangingbythemoment]

Daaaaamn Jacob.

[lordsybren]

meh, just gimme miranda, shes got better looks. if ya know what im sayin'

[MrZaneiac]

wholly crap! Jacob's suit isn't a one-piece?

[otasnake]

"MMM-HMMM"

[InsideGamingZone]

Chucky's sister ... ?

[Scoutmasta9]

It always fades away at the good part!!!

[Jokenx3]

C'Mon! After all he's the only character who says "I love you"

[TheCaptainApoc]

Jacob is such a dumb character

[Blacksun388]

Shepards a nice girl. She can be rough and is strict on the collar on military protocol. I can handle that.

BUT THE EYES!!!

[invisiblescream]

I know what im moving up to 1 on my GameQ now

[LustOrigins]

dang your femshep is scary.

[stromkald]

lol, ugly? i think your shep looks awesome

[JARZMcPICKLEZ]

Jacob: "Look at your man. Now back to me..."

[ShiaLouise]

Oh Maker!!

I didn't even know 'Mass Effect' existed!

This is hot, i'm gonna get it! Here I was looking at possible romances in the 'Dragon age' games xD

[thatblondechickkk]

@ShiaLouise lmao!! that's what I thought, but playing it, the romances arent as great. i mean, i didnt think so. but DAO probably just brainwashed me, haha.

[darkerego]

Space Kanye Jacob West settled for the third place PRIZE

[TaroKiffins]

dude is buff

[ShadowVampireFTW]

@TaroKiffins no crap, did you see his profile in the Shadow Broker's base? He does crazy workout shit.

[JockieFail497]

JACOB SCORED!!!!

[jsoloriov]

liara doesnt like this video

[rpsmith014]

This is why I will never be renegade, I don't want to look like a pale terminator zombie.

[Blackemperess]

You know you want me, you know you need me~

Is it just me or does it always seem as if he's trying to seduce you? Or is it just how his voice pitches?

[Checkthecoffie]

lol ah yes... ever womans dream a ripped black guy.. (not being racist btw so stuff it) sadly enough around my area its true lol..

[Glatorix]

DAMN! Jacob's been workin' it!

[masseffectws]

@cdogwhiteboy1 : If you check my other videos, you will see how fine my character is. Problem here is: I wanted to test with Renegade version of my Shepard, and it really happened to look awful and disgusting :) I will be adding link to the vid for those who think she is ugly, to see real her!

[Shuffles91]

@masseffectws I actually think she looks cool

[CpsLock3]

@masseffectws ...............Jack i changed my mind I want you again.

[sakuragrl08]

Wow, Jacob is FINE.

[BABarracus6]

has anyone seduced legion yet?

[lockonU]

I love how he talks about the illusive mans eyes not being human. while staring at your glowing red ones.. HAH

[BowlesyMan217]

omg i didnt realise how buff jacob was

[FoxForever90]

"no mature language please"

lol, this coming from a video depicting sex. Even Jacob says "shit" in the video at 1:28.

[masseffectws]

@FoxForever90 : Actually what I meant was "below-the-belt-language", which gets too old too fast...

[Dannykiid0311]

what an ugly woman

[gekko434]

She's so fugly... :(

[Shirishama1]

How is he attracted to zombie Shepard???

[OverStuffedTaco]

Watch this with Transcribe Audio on XD

[vkris92]

wow Jacob is ripped...

[headlesschicken6661]

So Jacob is into female Terminator chicks?  Especially pale ones?

[MrUnladenswallow]

what kind of bloody armor does jacob wear as if he can peel it off like that?

[armenic1]

what did the collectors do to your Shepard

[werder2win]

man... that girl looks evil

[TheKrburrows]

is there anything human in his eyes??? is there anything in this sheperds eyes??? THERE RED THAT'S NOT HUMAN!

[bobwinkerbean]

I couldnt handle a black man irl, so i did one in ME2...

[masseffectws]

Hi folks,

We would greatly appreciate it if you could keep your comments as civilized as possible... Thank you all for your understanding!

[TheBioBeast]

*Jacob thinks*

She is just sooo god damn ugly, it's painful to watch....

but the priiiize....

[Arkanj3l]

MMHMM.

[MilkaTv]

Jungle Fevar!!!

[utri13]

damn that nigga is buff af

[ahh10123]

........the priiiizzzzee

[JustynG99]

Ha john sheppard

[Helmsley100]

Ok so from watching these videos I get in the game that you gotta be a female to get sex scenes and it doesn't show any nudity

[kevinburnsrules]

@Helmsley100 you can be a male too

[TITANAS84]

dark side shepard.

[Dancemessiah]

best female shepard

[psychobear6669]

worst female shepard

[wkydk5595]

Is it creepy that jacob looks exactly how I thought he would when he was shirtles??

[TheBioBeast]

@wkydk5595 Depends if you like it or not

[TalaTheLycan]

What console is this for, I seriously want this game

[masseffectws]

@TalaTheLycan : Various consoles and PC... Visit masseffect-dot-com for more info! [I am working on our own website at the moment.]

[HigHGuyism]

@TalaTheLycan ps3 xbox360 and pc