Battlefield Earth

[TonyKobayashi]

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[jStevieO]

this movie was from inception to be the pinnacle of LRHs sci-fi pulp to be filmed ,by none less than a major protagonist of LRHs phoney -cult -religion $cientology ,J Travolta...it was destined to Fail as it did on epic proportions on most fronts !!...pure unadulterated crap ! like 99% of Hubbards pulp sci-fi & resulting Cult religion !

[Sagicus123]

ITS SO BAD ITS GOOD. THATS HOW BAD IT IS.

[ConcerningThe]

I remember laughing my ass off at this very trailer in the theater. It looks like a C- community college Audio/Video project.

[Pinesol23]

there should be a disclamier at the bottom of the trailer:

"The humans flying the jet planes are primitive tribes presumed to have learned how to fly through the convenient help of a simulator (still intact 1000 years later, along with all the jet planes, and necessary fuel to run fly them) in less than 7 days. "

[randomrazr]

we lost in 9mins?

[Imontheinternet111]

ROFL WTF at the picture stretch at 1:32 ... ahahahah is that fucking shit in the actual trailer? God damn this movie is so fucking incompetent.

[Regemgadevideos]

I remember watching this movie as a kid in the theaters with my foster dad.

We loved the book and the trailer got us excited to see it.

After the whole movie, We were disappointed. :(

They build-up this movie to be a blockbuster hit, But then...

BOOM!!!

Epic Fail.

[RockerReview]

This shows us that Uwe Boll isnt the worst Director out there.

This Movie was just........baaaaaad.

[UniqueT34]

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[musclor2063]

I am the only one to love this movie ? Ok it's not the greatest movie of all time, but it's a funny movie.

[ConcerningThe]

@musclor2063 This movie is part Star Trek and part fart.

[SkyRifter]

1:46

I remember this:

-HOW DID YOU TURN All this Gold Into BARS?? when you could still be mining!

Dam you rat-head!

[Expensivediscount]

"This movie is so bad, it makes my nipples tingle with fear" Ma Ti.

[peterfinnfilms]

I haven't actually seen this movie, but the trailer makes it look pretty good.

[Stonehenge442]

@peterfinnfilms point taken, thats why you should never judge a film by its trailer, although its not true about all films, this trailer fooled many.

[HeroOfCanton99]

Interesting production design. The trailer reminds me of The Chronicles of Riddick, which I actually quite enjoy

[breakingthehabit2008]

juuii

[Rotf62229]

I DESPAIR over ALMOST ANYONE who gave ROTF a SOLID 5.0/10.0 OR BELOW who THINKS THAT this POS IS MORE Likable.

[MrButters09]

haha this cost $75million

the story sucks

the costumes sucks big time

the acting sucks salty balls

the "special" effects sucks donkey balls

how the hell did they convinced investors to part with $75million for this load of dog poo?

[pmd2lolz]

@MrButters09 Your only talking about the movie. The book was a ton better.

[SLPIFan]

From what I've seen of this film from trailers and the Nostalgia Critic review the big problem seems to be that it has no idea what it wants to be. It looks like sometimes it tries to be a serious film, while other times the acting was just too over the top to be at all taken seriously. So in that you couldn't have a serious film, but it wasn't really a cornball comedy either. Well that's at least my take on the film.

[keyinregulus3]

It doesn't even make sense how you humans could fight only 9 minutes. Were they timing the time from the first bullet shot to the last?

[cielia9000]

scientologists are wack jobs.

[awerner2007]

Whitaker is a fuckin sciencetologist too

[mangia52779]

worst sci fi movie ever!

[footballkev]

@mangia52779 Worst movie ever. Period.

[B3matic]

I dunno...I kinda like the dread locks coming out of their noses. How do they blow their noses and keep the snot from dripping all over them?? Maybe their spaceships are snot powered!!

[pisikog]

Why travolta.. Why!?

[DieChavScum]

L. Ron Hubbard = An embarrassment to Sci-Fi.

[hate4uall]

omg this is shit

[loserpickchick]

the only thing in this shitty movie is john travoitas laugh

[MorrisIrvine]

now this is true cinema. all the best films probe deeply into the philosophy of the destiny of mankind like my sci fi film COSMOSIS (watch it on my channel now)

[ReeceAPrdctons]

1:41 "Took this one chance and FART!"?!

Looks like a load of FAIL.

[Twinkleh]

Init. :)

[mis5pencil]

I really wanna see this now! Just to see how bad it is. Some "bad" films can still be entertaining. :D

[69lol69]

this is not that bad trust me, ppl just made a bad reputation of this

[ray1351]

the cam is always tilted to one side so if u see this it will be painful to have a good view lol

[delerius403]

i remember renting this and the clerk allowed me to return it because it was so terrible lol , same thing happened with Gigli haha

[seankinsellasean]

hahahahahhaha what a pile of shite

[ambercrown]

Well at least I can enjoy some harrier jets manuvers in this movie XD

[murdabitches]

l. ron hubbard fails.

[Bassbait]

I got to admit, just hearing that horrible laugh at the end revolted me against this movie. trailers always make movies look better than they are, but this one didn't.

[hasani42]

Well, This would Ed Wood to shame

[Hambraeus]

Oh my god me too! Like what the fuckfuckfuckasdsadsdsd

[thevoiceofreason02]

One of the worst movies i have ever seen

[TruthandJustice101]

This movie was like a parody done on Saturday Night Live...sadly, it's not a parody but a real attempt at a movie.

[Nik0Bellic95]

The fucking worst.

[OstrichKick]

Fanboys fuck everything up... Just let people watch the trailer and shut yer festering cock sucker for a minute... Damn!

[Lopikia]

In the year 3000 earth is taken over by Rastafarians? Or what is this movie about?

[catalinaguerrero]

scientology related=BULLSHIT

[Philipe0849]

Damn, talk about your pieces of crap

[glaxglax]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA i can't stop laughing at :22 and 1:47

[cmdreno]

Sorry to spam, but, please understand the point of the Battlefield Earth Book. The Book is an important read. Hubbard was trying to convey through story, what the Intl. Bankers ARE doing to enslave us in DEBT. At this juncture, I think it would be good to read the book in its entirety and realize who's actually enslaving us and particularly our (US) country right now!!

[IOYB]

"...we took this one chance....AND FOUGHT!!"

Travolta's laugh seconds after that quote really displayed my emotions for this trailer.

[fatalityhawk]

lol hey, the trailer don't seem so bad.

[ElBombastico883]

Trailers always make a movie seem 50X better than it actually is. Case in point; Jarhead.

[ThSlayer]

OK, caption contest for the laugh at 24 seconds in and 1:57 -

"Hey, John, what if I told you that this will be the worst movie ever and your career is going to explode like the Hindenburg?"

[baxter258]

The movie got a 3% rating on rotten tomatoes, I can confidently say that this is a horrific movie.

[boiledelephant]

Jesus christ, that scrawny blonde guy with the long hair really can't act.

I've been trawling for definitive examples of how awful this film is, but I think I'm going to just have to watch it in its entirety to fully understand.

[fingerbang666]

I give this movie four vomit bags.

[Simanda]

I haven't seen the movie, but it seems to me some kind of allegory over Scientology from the clips I've seen. Travolta is the evil Lord Hubbard forcing people to work in slavery (Scientology orgs and RPFs).

And could someone tell Travolta to wipe those brown boogers out of his nose! x(

[AnonoMrs]

ummm... does anyone elsee see a problem with a science fiction writer founding a religion about fuckin aliens ?????

[DoctorVonScience]

DUHHH...durr...Scientology is based on Dianetics, which is proven to make one better, because Dianetics says so, and it says it's a Modern Science of Mental Health!

[SirSmeargle]

That movie made Franchise Pictures onto its knees.

[blazdone]

scientology is a business. they charge their "followers" thousands of dollars for self-help sessions. they vehemently attack their critics. they believe psychiatry and psychology are evil (those beliefs played a role in the death of Lisa McPherson, look it up)

L. Ron Hubbard=CON MAN!!!!!

[JK666AB]

more scientology propaganda

[devious222]

by far one of the funniest movies of all time. it should be in the comedy section in all video stores along with mortal kombat annihilation and trolls 2.

[hubbardscam]

worst film of all time

[johnanderson777777]

LET IT BE SAID THAT WE TOOK THIS ONE CHANCE AND FART!!!!!!

Fuck Scientology, LRH, Miscavige/misscarige, the way to happyness, the sea org, and John Mccain

[xxBoldxx]

dude, what kind of alien is John Travolta anyway? Im freakin glad I didnt watch this movie!, it looks like it sucked ass!

[Biochips1]

Words cannot describe how much I want to shoot the cat now!

[froobcity]

from the best selling science fiction novel of all times.. what the fuck. no way of all time. L R H can suck a big scientologists ass

[DrunKao]

it said "*from one* of the best selling science fiction novels of all time"

[scilonthreat]

Never really heard of him, nor did anyone else I know for that matter until I saw Fox news do a bit on Scientology with Anonymous. I didn't think battle field Earth was to bad, I can sure as hell churn out dozens of sci-fi titles of really sucky movies.

[uxbboy]

Why is every shot at an angle?

[scilonthreat]

...old school Adam West style baby!

[andyct1982]

the problem with the movie is it strayed too far from the book

[NIGGATRONICUS]

i must be 1 of the few people that actually liked it!!

[Zebarratta]

me Too i Liked It

[zoltai9]

the problem with the book was it strayed too far from good writing

[JestedJester]

could not get any worse, stupid storyline

awful effect, horrendous laugh, written by some nutbag sciencetology freak.

[DistortedDingo]

great movie, or THE GREATEST MOVIE ever.

[jc4duke]

what great such "intelligent" dialouge. lol. i havent seen the movie BUT the "aliens" aka Travolta and the like have the worst lines i have ever heard (in the trailer)"when we attacked your soldiers you only put up a measley 9 minute fight"...are you fuckin kidding me?? couldve even woresly said "your soldiers were wiped out by our (such and such)in a matter of hours..or days" but not minutes. do you see how ridiculously imaginitive this is? i bet they hacked the shit out of that novel.

[moomoo1337]

Don't slag off the scientologist sacred texts, its full of useful phrases such as

"Man who goes to bed with itchy ass wakes with smelly finger".

How could you live without it?

[zoltai9]

now now, don't give away their most precious secrets

[sspawn21]

What a shame for a legend like Travolta...

[symes007]

WHAT A PEACE OF SHIT

[spidey39306]

Worst movie and book EVER!!! Which would make sense cause it was written by that stupid scientology fuck l. ron hubbard.

[moomoo1337]

I love the way the caveman dudes learn to fly harriers in a week, can all scientologists do that??

[JestedJester]

of course moomoo, their caveman done that in a week, drove the aliens of the earth and blow their planets away, thats because they worship some old sci-fi geezer and drank his piss

[moomoo1337]

I want to be a Scientologist now, i want to fly jet planes with one weeks training, give me a bottle of Ron's piss too while i'm at it

[NIGGATRONICUS]

the bottle of piss gag...brilliant!

[scilonthreat]

I'm putting that shit on ebay!

[IOYB]

What, so that everyone can laugh at the fact that you bought it?

Cause' you sure as hell aren't getting any form of value for it! lol

[scilonthreat]

lol, I don't know why I typed that, I think I backed-clicked by accident when I was trying to type a comment on a different vid, probably for the "comment limit".

[Twistedmihailo]

I, um.. lol ^^

[vault83]

...I dont care what anyone says, i thought this movie was BAD ASS. One of my favorites. Ha...

[stevo642007]

the book was really good, but the movie was really, really bad!!

[Maverickk21]

Does anyone know the trailer music at 1:12?

[jc4duke]

are you kidding me?

[Maverickk21]

No, I'm not kidding you, that's why I'm asking. If you know please tell me.

[frozenmummy]

Barry Pepper = Best SUPPORTING Actor.

BFE = Dredlocks for Everyone

[shadowtiger18]

I haven't even seen it and I know it's bad

[tscastro114]

You should see the Rifftrax version. It WAY better than the film itself.

[TemplarX2]

I don't know why the critics were so harsh on this movie. I guess it only appeals to the haters of mankind, lovers of the apocalyptic, the derelict and the decrepit. I freaking adore this movie.

[Hibryd7]

Um.......ok?

[GCVos]

I agree. Movie is so damn funny.

[JoshShaps]

One of the best comedies of all time.

I like John Travolta, I really do. But this mess is better off forgotten.

[parkour887]

You all suck ha ha ha, try and find me

[TakumaMimura]

Lousy movie, great book even though it was written by a psychotic sociopath.

[aribenzane]

this movie sucked so hard

[Freedomvoicenews]

Trailer about the NIBIRU