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  • He was joker in Batman Returns or something

  • actualy he would be a good joker

  • Jim Carrey would make the best Joker in Batman...

  • @dirkbalontine

    Ye his skills were wasted as the Riddler!!

  • @curtismarshall81 Ok that is what you think and I respect your opinion, good day.

  • @curtismarshall81 I never said I liked Dane Cook, I like his stand-up though... And I am sorry that you hate Dnae Cook but its not my problem that you don't like him, enjoying his stand-up does not make me homosexual.

  • 1:04

  • Jim Carrey represents AVG Anti-Virus!

  • @curtismarshall81 So you have seen one of his acts? Oh his, what? 5 that went on DVD? Ok... cool, thank you, you just answered ALL of my questions.

  • @curtismarshall81 So since you have watched his comedy act before, that also must mean that you are stupid? Becuase obviously since you know so much about him, you have watched every single joke he has ever done and analyzed every single one... hmm, very odd that you would call yourself an idiot.

  • @curtismarshall81 Idk what your problem is but I did not say that my opinion was based on my fact, you are not very smart at reading are you? I have now read up upon Dane Cook and his habit for stealing material and I understand but the question is, how is he not funny when he has had a CD go platinum. That must be a lot of stupid people then, huh? He has plenty of original content. You are just too ignorant to see that.

  • @curtismarshall81 How does me continuing to argue (debate is a better word) have anything to do with you calling me a mainstream idiot and me not caring about how he got his jokes? This does not make sense. And how is my opinion based on nothing? An opinion cannot be based on nothing, it has be based off of something in order to have an opinion.

  • @curtismarshall81 Yeah... I only watch his stuff on Netflix when I get bored... I could care less if he steals it. Eventually they will get mad enough to ban him. I don't care enough to go deep into why he does his jokes and how he got them. And please don't call me a mainstream idiot, there is no need for name calling.

  • @curtismarshall81 Apparently people have yet to catch on to his stolen material then. He does tell jokes rather well though. He is a comedian though. He is rather funny to a lot of people, you just do not enjoy his brand of comedy.

  • @curtismarshall81 Jim Carrey is much more impressive actor, which is why he is in more movies than Dane Cook. I like some of Dane Cook's movies, or really the only one that I can think of (Employee of the Month) but Jim Carrey is just a top level actor and he is very funny as well as Dane Cook is very funny.

  • @curtismarshall81 Some people just are not fans of punch lines... I am a fan of punch lines but I also enjoy Dane Cook's stories because they are funny and they bring a different aspect to comedy.

  • @curtismarshall81 So people's taste in comics makes them idiots? And that makes most Americans idiots because of their comedic taste? Hm.... weird, I didn't know that was the way to tell if people were idiots or not.

  • @curtismarshall81 He does occasionally tell Jokes, but he does something different than most comedians, something that makes him very popuar, the same as Bo Burnham.

  • @curtismarshall81 That is your opinion, but most people's opinions is that his stand-up is great and quite funny.

  • Who else here is going to see Mr Popper's Penguins? :)

  • wow he looks like such a nerd

  • He is SO crazy. I love him. <3

  • It's funny to see how many of his bits made it into Ace Ventura.

  • @cenacattakproduction, yes i can compare carrey to cook, both of them have great presentation but i personally think that cooks jokes are funnier but carrey is a better actor. Its my opinion and i dont force it on anyone, my right. I LOVE DANE COOK.

  • @russiangirl1996 They both have amazing jokes but I think the reason Dane Cook has better presentation is because he really gets into his jokes, a bit more than Carrey, but I wish Carrey would do more stand-ups :(

  • 11 people said yes to the wrong impulse.

  • Sorry, out of all the comedians, he is my most favorite. Always will be.

  • I remember Carlin bit.

    "Sometimes I go like this *makes a freaky face and pose*... but then I stop!"

    and another one

    "Sometimes I go like this *same thing*... and then I wonder why?"

  • "Turning the car into oncoming traffic.... is COUNTERPRODUCTIVE!" lmao!!!

  • SHOCKER SHHH

  • I actually have stuck my fingers into a fan. Multiple times. I'd still be doing that if I still had my floor fan.

  • His shirt was the style in the early 1990's though.

    

  • "Uh-uh-uh.... turning the car into oncoming traffic is COUNTER PRODUCTIVE!!" lol!!

  • @damienfeb01 Son, i am indifferent.

  • Haha you da man jim.

  • the americans and the mexicans are in the same ball game---that's sucking them of course!!

  • I've had the impulse of sticking my fingers into a fan such an odd moment lol but luckily I didn't :)

  • You put this out on my birthday.

  • im acting crying laughing, mostly because I recendly had an urge to shave my tooth... thak god for that little voice XDDD

  • The fuuny thing is....I acutlly thought of hitting my closest friend when she was standing just a foot in front of me! My exact thoughts were "I could just slap her right now, i dont need a reason i could just do it! I'll just tell her there was a mosquito!" (this was during the winter) XD LOVE YA JIM CARREY!! <3

  • MADNESS IS NEVER THAT FAR AWAY!

  • English person here.Jim Carey is one of the Greats out of America.Along with John Wayne,Clint Eastwood ect.

  • @mycallard Jim Carrey was born and raised in Canada, by the way.

  • CRAZY FUCK!! I love Jim :)

  • When was this clip from?

    I'm trying to figure out if he got the shark tank bit from Ace Ventura or if Ace Ventura got the shark tank bit from here.

  • @dkubbernus

    This clip is from his stand up show called "unnatural acts". It was produced in 1991, about 3 years before Ace Ventura.

  • he's the legend of comedian

    This is my opinion

  • such a 1990's shirt

  • Oh god I love him, but that is the ugliest shirt in the world! XD

  • @crocgirl101 his shirt is amazing!

  • @crocgirl101 that was the 1990's

  • @crocgirl101 its an amazing shirt!

  • @crocgirl101 he could go out naked and still have the same acceptation. he is JIM MOTHERFUCKING CARREY!

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  • @crocgirl101 He was sponsoring Windows and Google (before it became cool)

  • @crocgirl101 and yet he makes it look interesting :)

  • can someone tell me the place his doing this routine at? it would be really helpful.

  • I wish that people could just fight that little impulse to represent their country by flooding the comment box with mindless insults. T_T

    On a brighter note, Jim Carrey is quite possibly my favorite comedian EVER. His rapid fire humor is awesome. XD

  • I like how some of the people defending the canadians just turn around and insult Mexicans. Seriously wtf? How about judging people for who they are and not their racial background.

  • Press 7 real fast and try not to laugh!

  • someone tell me the name of the brand of the shirt he's wearing

  • @nickgen123 right fucking on, its awesome

  • i think its funny that hes making fun of the Americans towards the end of this clip hahahah

  • one of my friends is EXACTLY LIKE THIS!!!!

  • Also, it takes a shitton of skill to play hockey. And i don't know why you're telling everyone to watch out because you used to be a politician. That doesn't mean jack shit. Just because you used to be in some (undoubtedly unimportant) political office, doesn't mean you can do a goddamn thing. Thank you and come again, fucker.

  • @TheReinaldomartinez: Alright, seriously? You claim to be an ex-politician (something I find very hard to believe) and you're on this page insulting everyone (very poorly, I might add) like a goddamn four year old. It's hard to respect the elderly when they don't act like the elderly. Everyone here hates you cause you're a fucking faggot. I'm pure-blooded American, more American than you, and one of my best friends is Canadian. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CANADIANS. They're better than Mexicans

  • Wow! are you guy's really gonna argue over Jim Carrey????? second floor highway??? crazy shit

  • Wow! are you guy's really gonna argue over Jim Carrey?????

  • @kweechmastermike nah this reinaldo guy has aproblem with canadians not jim carrey

  • @TheReinaldomartinez Is your caps lock permanently on? Haha

  • @JesusandTheBeatles NO BUT YOUR MOTHER IS ON MY COCK

  • U guys are sad pathetic losers. Now get off Jim carreys YouTube pages

  • @Jeremy8104 SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOG MOUTH.. IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS ... ARE U A STUPID CANADIAN ?

  • @KURUPT224 YEAH YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T DESERVE ANY RESPECT... YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT SHE DOES...

  • @KURUPT224 REALLY THAT IS YOUR COMEBACK YOU DOGMOUTH ??? I AM AN AMERICAN YOU STUIPD FAGGIT, I USED TO BE A POLITICIAN , I AM ALREADY RETIRED YOU SON OF A BITCH SO FUCKING RESPECT ME !!!!

  • @TheReinaldomartinez You are a failure of a politician. Kindly fall into a ditch and forget how to get up.

  • FUCK ALL CANADIANS WILL FERREL IS BETTER

  • I Honestly Think Jim Carrey Is One Of The Funniest Comedians. I'm An American And I Actually Like Canadians. I Wish The U.S Had "FREE HEALTHCARE!!"

  • @IOWNplaysetman JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA YOU STUPID CANADIAN YOU DONT HAVE ANY MORE COMEBACKS YOU FUCKING PEDOFILE !!! IT WAS ABOUT TIME THAT YOU HAD ENOUGH !!!! AND I DONT THINK I CAN HUMILIATE YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU !

  • @TheReinaldomartinez Okay, I have no idea what I'm getting in the middle of, but is it at all possible to drop the argument? I don't know why it started, and frankly, I don't care. It's just obnoxious and annoying. I doubt you have any real facts on which to base calling people pedophiles or faggots, and you are just making yourself look like a jerk. I am being polite, and simply trying to brink it to your attention. Thank you.

  • @gravisamurai89 OK WHAT IS YOUR POINT YOU STUPID POIINT DEXTER... WHAT ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT ?? ARE U A CANADIAN ?

  • @TheReinaldomartinez No, I'm American. I just want the fight to end, as it's extrodinarily annoying.

  • @gravisamurai89 FIGHT WHAT TO THE END ??? THIS CONVERSATION ??? ARE U A FUCKING MORON, I USED TO BE A POLITICIAN, I CREATED A SECOND FLOOR OF A HIGHWAY, YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE RESPECT TO THE ELDERLY... YOU MAKE ME SICK

  • @TheReinaldomartinez No, you're not understanding me. I want the fight that you are having with IOWNplaysetman to end. I don't really care what you used to be, it's what you are now that's important sir. As far as respect goes, I'm being perfectly civil and I'm not making demands. I'm making requests, asking you to end an argument that is going nowhere. That is all. Head my advise or don't, that's your choice. I am simply asking you.

  • @gravisamurai89 OH DONT WORRY ABOUT IT MY FRIEND, I ALREADY OWNED HIM TO MANY TIMES , HE FINALLY QUIT !!! SO ITS OK SON, RELAX, THAT FIGHT IS OVER AND I WON SO MANY TIMES !! LOL !!! IT WAS JUST SOME STUPID CANADIAN!!! HE DESERVED IT, RIGHT PEOPLE ? THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE

  • @IOWNplaysetman HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA ALAME ??? YOUR JUST SAYING THAT CAUSE YOU GOT OWNED BITCH !!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

  • @IOWNplaysetman REALLY YOU TALK TO THE WALL SOMETIMES ?? HAHAHHAHHAHAHAA YOU OWNED YOURSELF !!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA DAMN AMERICANS ARE STUPID

  • Oh my God, guys. We're sitting here watching a comedy skit and all you idiots can do is argue with each other? Grow the fuck up.

  • @IOWNplaysetman AGAIN WITH THE SAME COMEBACK HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA !! AND WHAT IS FUNNY IS THAT YOU ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE WINNER LOL !!!! THAT IS PATHETIC IOWNPLAYSETMAN THINK ABOUT IT... HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHA XD AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU "OWNED" ME, WHAT IT MATTERS IS THAT YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT HAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA XD WHAT A LOSER

  • @IOWNplaysetman JAJAJAJJAJAJAAJA REALLY I FAILED ???? THAT'S YOUR COMEBACK ??/ DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU GOT OWNED IN MY PAST COMMENT LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT AN IDIOT !!!! JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJ­A

  • @IOWNplaysetman LOOK WHO'S TALKING THE DICKFACE WHO KEEPS TELLING ME THE SAME JOKE... "OH DAGO TAKE YOUR MEDS" "OH DAGO YOU STINK" "OH DAGO I WILL STALK U FOR LIFE BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A LIFE" JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJJAJ­AJAJA IF YOU THINK ABOUT YOU ARE THE FUCKING LOSER JAJJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJJJAJAJAJ­A OWNED BITCH

  • @IOWNplaysetman WHAT A STUPID ILLEGAL CANADIAN !! GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY AND DRINK YOUR SYRUP LOL !!!!!!!! DONT MAKE ME GO THERE AND FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER...

  • @IOWNplaysetman NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT A PEP TALK IN A JIM CARREY VIDEO YOU STUPID KID !! LOL !!! I STAND FOR WHAT I SAID !! CANADIANS ARE MORONS !!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT WELL TOO BAD !! I DONT GIVE A FUCK !! SO PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP LOL !!

  • @IOWNplaysetman ITS FUNNY HOW YOU ACT VERY RUDE TO BUILD YOUR SELFESTEEM BUT IN REALITY YOU ARE JUST WORST THAN ME BECAUSE YOU ARE STALKING ME LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @IOWNplaysetman OH SO SUDDENLY YOUR COMEBACKS ARE BETTER BECAUSE NOW YOU CALL ME MEXICAN INSTEAD OF A DAGO ?? LOL !!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHAT AN IDIOT !!! YOUR JUST ANGRY CAUSE I TOTALLY OWNED YOU ON THE OTHER VIDEO LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @IOWNplaysetman GETTING ANGRY ? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH ... OH SO YOU WILL LET ME SERVE YOU MY BURRITO ???? IN YOUR MOUTH ? LOL !!!!!!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @IOWNplaysetman OH SO YOU HAVE TRYED IT ?? AND YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE BURRITO FESTIVAL ??? NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU OR WHAT ? LOL !! HAHAHHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA­HAHA YOU JUST FUCKING OWNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT EVEN REPLY BACK.... YOU JUST LOOK WORSE !! AHHAHAHHAHHHHAHA

  • FUCK JIM CARREY HE IS OVERRATED FUCK CANADA ALL THEY DO IS PLAY HOCKEY AND EAT MAPLE !!!

  • @TheReinaldomartinez eat maple wow that is lamest insult i have ever heard. FYI it is maple syrup and it is fucking fantastic.

  • @purplestarryfish WHAT ABOUT HOCKEY IS THAT FANTASTIC AS WELL FOR YOU CANADIANS ???

  • @TheReinaldomartinez actually in that aspect i am a bad canadian. I am not a fan of hockey, but who know i guess some people like to watch toothless men in padding skate around and chase a small black object that no one else watching can even really see

  • @purplestarryfish SO WHAT DO YOU WATCH ???? HONEY MAPLE EATING COMPETITION ? LOL !!!!

  • @TheReinaldomartinez Totally that's my kind of thing. I'm not a joking been to a maple syrup festival, but pretty sure there was no maple eating competition. The stuff is way to sweet for that.

  • @purplestarryfish REALLY THEY EVEN HAVE A MAPLE SYRUP FESTIVAL ?? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAA WOW MAN YOU ARE GOLD TO ME I TELL YA !! GOLD !!!!!!!!! LOL !!!!!!!! KEEP THE INFO COMING MAN !

  • @TheReinaldomartinez you seem on some of your comments like you are an angry person. Well i really can't say much more about us Canadians. Except we don't live in igloos, and we sure as hell don't use sleds with huskies to get around.

  • @purplestarryfish YOU A STALKER BRO ? COOL IT MAN, I USED TO BE A POLITICIAN... SO CAREFUL...

  • Right na'.

  • Is it bad that I DO often have that impulse to hit a friend? xD

  • lol i get impulses to hit my friends when they are speaking to me

  • oh man i keep pressing 6 over and over funny shit

  • 8 people turned their car into oncoming traffic.

  • Where/when was this? :)

  • TheReinaldomartinez is a non-American douche (a.k.a: troll).

  • holy shit at 1:04 he reminded me so much of the riddler.

  • 7 people said yes to the wrong impulse hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheReinaldomartinez <-- Just a greasy dumbass going through gender reassignment (check my homepage for his/her latest transformation)

    Just thumb dowm every comments from that piece of trash

  • jim carrey is quirky but his act gets old

    ---

    btw another comedian dan tosh kinda looks like him

  • @vict0r1ous die in a fire

  • @cenacattakproduction i'd glady burn if you would die from aids

  • @vict0r1ous I'd gladly if you jumped into the lion pit at the zoo

  • @cenacattakproduction I'd fuck a bunch of aids infested african junkies just so i could rape u and have you die of aids

  • @vict0r1ous Cool story bro

  • @AvaterPrinceZuko No, noboby touched him. He's just been very moody since his "transformation", watch the video on my homepage to understand.

    We call him "Reinata' now, but he still has a lot of problems handling his estrogen prescription. We started giving him/her(?) an education now. We're very confident that (s)he will graduate kindergarten in 5 years. Please continue to encourage Reinata during the transgender process. (S)he very much appreciates the support. The more people the better.

  • 1:03

  • Hey dane cook its ur dad

  • @FatnWild did you compare jim carry to dane cook? GET OUT

  • @cenacattakproduction Actually...that's a very astute comparison

  • @mic09dcsm09 You must be new here.

  • @cenacattakproduction i like dane cook but jim is way freakin funnier

  • @TheReinaldomartinez DONT YOU WORRY MY DEAR TRANSSEXUAL GIRLFRIEND - SO AM I "RENATA" BABY, SO AM I "RENATA" I AM BACK TO KEEP YOU COMPANY YOU DIRTY LITTLE WHORE.

    @everyone "Renata", is her new name since her "transformation". BTW "s"he hates it when you call her "Reinaldo". "Renata" and I used to make videos together when she was more "masculine". If you're curious you can see one with the two of us doing a shower scene on my channel - WARNING FOR ADULTS ONLY.

    "RENATA" SFTU YOU DIRTY WHORE!

  • @2I2555I2I2I

    Your so silly :)

  • Such an animated dude. Crazy, ridiculous, but animated.

  • <3

  • I can see all of Jim Carey's movies in this video

  • @Tripp393 name some, it sounds fun !!

  • @TheReinaldomartinez I love it when you talk about greatness when you can't even spell...yeah great. As far as I am concerned, Norway rules and I'm French. Anyway, take a book or whatever you want and check this numbers: health, happiness, literacy, standard of living. You'll be surprised. See ya!

  • @TheReinaldomartinez I love you.

  • @1223Melo thank you join the club..

  • @TheReinaldomartinez Funny you say I bark when you're the one who is insulting people with capital letters. Funny you write JAJAJA that's haha in Spanish...something tells me you're not even from the states...anyway, who gives a fuck about Norway? Well people with brains is my guess. And excuse me but do not come and tell me French do not win at sports, you should probably check more your TV...or are you too fat to get up from you chair? Because....

  • @TheReinaldomartinez Hello "Reinata" Tranny Baby. You know a lot about envy don't you? Yes nobody has real penis envy like you do Sweetie. Now use your mouth the way it wa intended to... Open wide and suck me dry Little Girly Boy, just like our movie on my channel - WARNING FOR ADULTS ONLY

  • @TheReinaldomartinez I think it's so funny to read your comments. I'm French and English is not my mother tongue. Either way, it seems to me my English is better than yours. You can't even spell! You should go back to school before picking up fights on Youtube! And you know what? While you're there, read a History book...you'll be surprised: 1, USA got it's independence BECAUSE and THANKS TO the French 2, have you heard of something called LA RESISTANCE? You ignorant!

  • @TheReinaldomartinez You bitch,I can contradict your statement with a single elegant,yet succinct sentence that exposes you American rubbish "1-)As of December,America's overall debt is $14 Trillion 2-)50 percent of American adults cannot read a book written at an eighth grade level 3-) You low life,what freedom?if its the freedom earned by slaughetring thousand of Native Americans after barely fighting back(cowardly) European Colonizers,then fuck you!Europe'll always be ahead of shit like you

  • @TheReinaldomartinez Who are you trying to fool??Since when did Mexico rule the world? As an illegal alien, I hardly think you have the right to use the words "We Americans" in any sentence.

    Just a suggestion, but you may want to consider taking an "English as a second language" course, to brush up on basic spelling and grammar - it would also help in your upcoming immigration hearing, when is that, btw?

  • @TheReinaldomartinez Umm, this isn't the Age of Absolutism anymore, you missed the mark by 200 years when the FRENCH helped us against the British by giving us money, arms, ammunition, and troops. We're ruled more by a tyrant than they are. But from the way your talking, you love Obama so much, that you are completely naive and ignorant of his administration.

  • @virgoeyes Im also french with a english speaking father. That said I think that everyone with enough brains won't care about mr.Martinez's opinion on.... nothing

  • @virgoeyes Oh really? And what has France done sense then, nothing. France didn't help at all, in fact, you showed up late! Maintenant vous inpudent petit morceau inepte de merde s'en prendre à quelqu'un qui peut battre le temps de retour prochain.

  • @eminemhater1 Good job on being a complete tool. So obviously your intention was "since then" , but apparently you did not have enough"Common Sense"( proper usage you dick-less doodle, also a reference to 18th century literature, you're welcome ) to use a spell check application. It's not that i'm being a dick by pointing out your error. It's that you were being a dick and If weren't me to point it out, well I'm pretty sure someone else would have, the honor has been mines monsieur.

  • @DelbyC vous essayez d'apprendre une autre langue que vous petit garçon maladroit maintenant obtenir les doigts de votre Butthole et faire quelque chose avec votre vie. inept little boy.

  • @virgoeyes And you ignorant what? So much for knowing English, also adjective clauses are not full sentences. And I believe it is "la résistance".

  • @virgoeyes As an American I apologize for any of the idiots representing my country. I'd just as rather see them shot and buried as the next guy.

  • @Abaryn Very true good sir.

  • @Abaryn ??

  • @virgoeyes What about the french indian wars?