How not to kill a fish

[MASTRCHIEFMOE]

"shit.." LOL

[Jirayaxx]

:'D..hilarious

[imaginaryday11]

Nice. Wonky nice. 

[mehatestaxes]

LOL Comment by fish : Ohhh you ugly MF ! Now my mouth is bleeding PLUS my back will kill me in the morning. You hoe assed BBC Biatch !

[kieko100]

LMAO



[llifs123]

I believe if you can eat meat you should be able to kill it. but at least kill it properly and fast.

[alwaysdutches]

how do you people not see the difference. the first guy has gloves on.

[mulletmasher]

screw those bonita, theyre worse than hardheads

[MrLoganator111]

2nd one was a total...

FAIL!

[MrLoganator111]

2nd one was a total...

FAIL

[SaintMichael82]

There goes the village's meal.

[616702]

this bloke is well known for being a cunt

[jozilife]

xD omg fuck that fish i think the reporter was retarded

[AdamsVinyl]

congratulations, you just retarded a fish

[67bandit67]

Now that is sad, he can't even beat his meat right!

[MrRandomDude1996]

@banditblue35 lol poor fish next time get a hammer lol

[rockstargamesyay]

retarded fish lol

[sarahbunbun123]

Yes, that IS one happy fish.

And one stupid man... LOL.

[banditblue95]

yea one happy fish..... with a fucking bad headache

[bodyman909]

@banditblue95 shoulda had the other guy with gloves on do it...,He probably thought lets see this jerkoff lose his fish without my special gloves...

[DrewAKL]

try drowning the fish in water...

[N0bleSamurai]

Fail

[desiremyvids]

@N0bleSamurai please thats really getting old now only emo people use that still, u wont get thumbs up for that

[anakwesleyan]

@rampegutten123. Haha I dont remember that I wrote that comment. Such a long time ago!

[SilentRevolver25]

fail

[MedicAlv1]

Alright everybody relax this guy didn't purposely want to hit and not kill it. Besides the fish got away alive....i think.

[Bbfishman]

ya next time just hit it with ur purse mary

[yourmotherFer]

@Bbfishman lmao thats great.

[travcoombes22]

what and IDIOT

[awesomeberri]

it proablly has down syndrome now..dumb ass

[dancemaster345]

lmao i like how he keeps his eyes on the fish swimming away. i bet he was really bummed. haha!

[OrangePHX]

That fish didn't die.

[guiqui5]

Fish are cool

[typotypeu]

fucking ass hole laughing at this u deserve to die dickhead

[SimplicityInItself]

He was happy and laughing about it too...

[KTMriderbren]

fail

[EastbayHaystack]

lol wow. but believe it or not that first slam probably hurt but not much he will recover, fish are alot tougher than you think specially tuna, they are all muscle pretty much

[boomunderscore0]

all my lulz r belong to u mistar septic tank head.

[BrynnyBoppins]

LOOOOOL

what a retard.

[DonforDead]

fail.

[bubblezw00t]

epic fail XD

[ajvanhovic]

Stupid blind fucker, go host some love show you dumbass

[luckynumber58]

LMAO

[queensweet124]

Fuck them.

[t3trojans]

fish killing nooooob

[dArKxOxYgEn]

indeed

[crazymexicanomg]

ahaha poor fish he had 2 go back in after getting slammed on the boat twice

[PSonak]

I think that sticking the fish into the boat's propeller may have worked better.

[phillipparent11]

@PSonak sticking it in his ass would have worked better :P but yers is betterer

[kane38885]

don't kill them. they're happy to help us out by sitting still so we can strip there meat for food. It grows back right? LOL

I love yellow bass so much

[C00kieM0nst3rNAM]

there u have it u brithish/england mother fucker!

[redeyesthe20th]

I sever the spine.

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

yea, that never fails no matter what your killing

[torpedo192]

This is a faaaaaar more humane way to kill em, than sum other ways posted here on youtube.

But I always though u jus leave em in a bucket till they die?

[shariotoflove]

i leave them in the bucket to

[crazymexicanomg]

that seems like it wouldnt hurt them or anything....but then theyd just sit there and very slowly run out of oxygen and die

but i think if u leave in the bucket then they curl up and get all stiff....

[shariotoflove]

it obviously depends on the sizeof the fish and the bucket. usually for bigger fish you'd use large containers, like deep trays. when they run out of oxygen, it seems as though theyre calmer and dont move about as much. one can only assume they just pass out and die in a coma. its hard to tell.

[lardtaziumwadmaster]

Torpedo, i don't fish for tuna much but usually you need to kill them because they release a toxin or something when stressed that ruins the meat. Something along those lines.

[Saphiregun]

lmfao that sucks

[2JAMMY]

Typical modern day BBC reporter

Poor fish BTW

[gamblor67]

by that i presume you meean a complete and utter fail XD

[matthius519]

lol

[daramc01]

That fish is gonna have a bit of a headache in the morn!!! :-D

[joewizard100]

hahahaha unlucky :D

[suicidaltiger101]

its a bonita not a tuna

[roland777lamah]

It got a facefull of pain

[BaronVonKhrispy]

hahaha

[mcguitarqueen]

hahaha! British guy.. This is funnier everytime I watch it! I like it at 0:25 when he's like, "Ah, stupid!"

[mattheweus]

i agree p0wned

[pyrofreak452]

i agree owned

[Techcrometer]

Owned

[malumalumalu]

that fish isn't lucky. It's probably paralyzed and suffering a bleeding face

[lam3kevin]

i agree

[nikzou]

i dont think so. He heat the fish with much few power so i think the fish its just fine!

[Flimz]

lmao that fish is lucky

[module07]

pwned

[xomelaniex23]

i hate you ppl who kill living things

[Trancexmase]

That means you hate almost the entire world?

[xomelaniex23]

yeah.pretty much..would you like it if people killed you? hmmpth.. no.

[Trancexmase]

Well, of course not but we have to kill for our race to survive. We wouldnt be here today if we didnt kill for our food.

[xomelaniex23]

yeah whatever. i know you have to but you dont have to do it so cruelly.

[TheFlow666]

How is a single strike to the head cruelly?

It happens in a split second, so the fish doesn't even notice most likely...

[nikzou]

its better (for the fish) killing a fish as soon as possible.

What are you eating? Fish, meat etc. So you are eating live things but you are not a killer, as most of the fishermans and hunters.

I hate violence against animals but thats different.

[essex9207]

hahahahaha!

[SvB4EvA]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

[CerKon]

next time he should use a hammer

[pcfan2]

bet that fidh had a headach poor fishy lol

[fulltimespy]

What a dumbass xD

[atalayapark]

0:26 is so funny!

[dumaaaaaa]

rofl oh wow..

[psp310]

that guy b real bad at killing fish

[Isuzulu]

HA!

[rvojr26]

focroflol(falling of chair rolling on floor laughing out loud)

[goodtimes12342]

The first guy had fish cleaning gloves on which allow for proper grip... he should've given it up to the 2nd dude.

[13bullitz]

PWNED!!!

[ArisingSoul]

n00b lol

[majumica]

im glad it left

[marek0086]

thats a delicious looking Tuna!!

[marek0086]

HAHA!

[az0476]

bad

[anakwesleyan]

crazy animal abuse!!! that fish will be like swimming around the ocean like retarded both mentally and physically... better to be a fish fillet

[rampegutten123]

@anakwesleyan so animals are abusing them when they hurt them to? they are and us is getting food...

[crikeniswin]

@anakwesleyan Its ok to eat fish, because fish have no feelings.

[5TARLANC3R]

lol!! But c & r is great!!

[binkyyyyyy]

OMG ANIMAL CRUELY

[kflynt2006]

shut up, u eat it. it has to die some way. hundreds of people live in cruelty around the world and u care about the f*ckin fish?

[UkPR0]

"u lost my fish u basterd!!!!!"

[cutiepie6465]

Lol!

"Shit....."

[penkomon]

idiot

[alongdriver]

Could you two quit your childish arguing and comment on the video, not your racist views?

[AnimeDanteRoxs]

mur·der- to kill (a human being) with premeditated malice.

founed from 'Stndard Dictionary of the English Language International Edition.'

[tasosdiver]

stupid man!!!!

[metallicaman1228]

you guys are idiots! first of all any fish that you kept in the boat now have bruised meat so that sucks for you, and if you are going to kill them like that dont unhook them and beat their heads in on the side of the boat you guys dont know what your doing

[catfishredneck88]

glad you posted this wasteful piece of stupid trash video. fo fuck off.

[yort02]

i lost it shit lol

[CombatCat12]

There is no excuse to cause this much suffering to anything. Kill it quick or not at all! MORON!!!

[KCHETTY]

lol retard

[mountingoat]

dumb brit

[piapiporro]

es un pendejo!

[XxCRusxX]

lol.

[mad0131]

dumb video

[XSENTONEX]

lol he all like shit at the end

[BLUGUY23]

HahahHAH!! ..lame city slicker..

[marqueglisson]

besides not brushing their teeth they don't even know how to finish off the fish.

[tealbluewhite]

hahahaha

[madduck24]

there's plenty of more fish to act like a moron with

[bumpercars22]

hahah that was really funny. he was so mad at himself

[Laceration242]

That guy was a Tool. I have seen ten year old children more effectively kill a fish. Good work Captain sucks at life.

[derwentmole]

Dick. Think about what youre doing first. Pratt. Id like to smash your head off the boat and laugh about it.

[CJK17]

Unlucky fish, but that was quite funny! lol.

[jordansbait]

haha faggot.

[SaphiraHorse]

haw haw, serves him right!

[KiitCat]

Poor fish.

[PutrifyingEagor]

Another thick British c**t!I would like to take a bat to his face for what he done to that fish!

[jimbosudbury]

mate, only americans take pleasure in killing fish (i mean lets be fair their all freaks) if you have to kill something, dont laugh as its bleeding to death. just kill it fast

[AnimeDanteRoxs]

DON'T ever group americans all together like that! That is stupid.That's being racist. DON'T call us all freaks. The dude is laughing because he messed up a lot of people would do the same thing that was probaly his first time or something. Stupid racst.

[jimbosudbury]

shut up you american cunt!

[AnimeDanteRoxs]

People are paople NO matter where you go idiot. Yeah we have different culture but if you think about it then you would relize that we are all the same!

[billthethrill1]

another dumbass toothless Brit

[2337908]

LOL.>>>>WTF????

[itshimkevinkim]

wow he's an idiot u can always bleed the fish =/

[jonnymuffins]

hows this funni

[2337908]

I thinking it's hilarious!!

[Gingagirl]

Fishing is murder >.<

[nexicidious]

Then killing plants must be murder too.

mur·der - The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice. ~ American Heritage Dictionary

[CombatCat12]

American Heritage Dictionary is a senseless title. America destroyed its own heritage by destroying native americans. And English is not American. It's British. So no one gives a care about it. Murder is taking life. Period.

[nexicidious]

English is Germanic in origin. It was originally Anglish, the language of the Angles who migrated from Northern Europe to the British Isles. Eventually some of their descendants migrated from the British Isles to the east coast of North America bringing their language with them. So exactly what is your point? With all the valid criticisms there are of the US right now this is all you could some up with? That's pathetic.

[CombatCat12]

You have just proved my point beyond what I could. English is not an american language. Also, that you are a total moron. Thanks! You made it so easy just being your idiotic self.

[nexicidious]

Alright, alright, calm down. I should have

[nexicidious]

(dang!)

...known better than to respond to a trivial ad hominem attack. No one ever considers what the other side is trying to say on here. They just keep trading insults.

[nexicidious]

murder• noun 1 the unlawful premeditated killing of one person by another. 2 informal a very difficult or unpleasant situation or experience.

verb• 1 kill unlawfully and with premeditation. 2 informal spoil by poor performance. 3 informal, chiefly Brit. consume (food or drink) with relish.  ~Compact Oxford English Dictionary

Better now?

[nexicidious]

Yeah, our treatment of Native Americans is a blight on US history, as is our use of slavery.

Hey, here's a question for you, how do (East) Indians feel about their treatment during the British occupation of their country? How do they feel about the English policy of "Divide and Conquer"? If "New England" would have remained a British Colony, would the natives here have faired any better? You're a typical pompous, hypocritical, British blowhard.

[CombatCat12]

I am from India and I have grown up in the States. I have also gone back with the WHO to work in India as well as in Europe. I think there were a lot of advancements that benefitted India, but not at the price of how much they stole. That goes for the opinions of Native Americans. I am married to a

3/4Cherokee+1/4Irish.

[nexicidious]

I've murdered halibut and black cod with Yupi'ks in the Aleutian Islands. I've murdered salmon with a Tlingit guy in South East Alaska. I have a friend who has two kids that are half Quileute. This summer I'm going to show them how to patch web so they can go murder some salmon on the Hoh River. I also have a friend who's wife is half native (don't remember what tribe). When we were in high school she tried her hand at murdering for money.

[nexicidious]

From what I've read the natives in this corner of the country got a significantly better shake then natives in the rest of of the country. Heck, they get to murder half the fish in Washington State every year.

[wanasookme]

WOT A RETARD

[SingSong90]

you twat!! kill fish propely!!! TAKE CARE

[jesse7706]

what a doos

[fataslin]

fucking twat fish is gonna swim around with brain damage

[nothinglim28]

LMAO!!! the second guy is like a sissy!!!

[IRideDolphinsNaked]

hahaha that was great

[BANDIT9998]

lol

[ferkel01]

Lmao!

[Tomcat155]

lol. I heard an English person cuss.

[buttonNZ]

rofl

fish with a headache

[Phantom030]

LMAO,Nice one Fabin

[fabinhoooooo]

hope he gets attacked by a shark next time hes vacationing in barbados or something

[darneir]

gotta hit it alot harder lol

[ChrisPar123]

stupid video

[travisgw]

hahah...that was great

[mctupperware]

Rookie