Tom Papa - Animals and Sleep

[metalvox4u]

Super good 

[Frozenheroe]

Oh tears in my eyes!!!

"I'm going to teach this one tricks, yes I am, yes I am!!"

[dalesalsa]

fkn hilarious...

[MaliceInMyFantasies]

what a shit crowd.

[Goatoftheforest]

The audience kind of sucked. This man is so underrated

[BonkersTheBear]

lmfao!!



[ArtDaUr]

:D very funny and

vidz use to be longer

[grunntalll]

thats so louis ck style. Not saying he bites, its just a similair feeling. 

[kaichrono]

Lmao

[SportsMan808]

thats my uncle! :)

[LINDSAYLIKEOMG]

OMG the morning voice is so true...people always call in the morning or wake me up from a nap and I pick up, trying as hard as possible to sound awake/normal but they ALWAYS say "sorry did i wake you?" HOW DID YOU FUCKING KNOW!?!? You cannot cure the morning voice..

[shadowmane55]

lol... rofl this was unexpectwdly funny !!!

[GreenGearMood]

Phew. I was afraid he was gonna devolve into pun/rhyme/synonym humor like so many shitty comedians before him. I was relieved to learn he's better than that.

[pepinator2000]

lol

[abosatlh]

shitty crowed

[enigmataxtreme]

god guest what? all the humans are eating all the animals,,,,,,i know holy shit, lol,hahahahaha

[murdernumber222]

holy shiit that is soo funny "No it's ok I've been up for hours" LOL!

[Razendity]

not in china

[RectalDiscourse]

if we werent supposed to eat animals they shouldn't have been made of delicious meat

[DancingSpiderman]

@RectalDiscourse yeah i gree... dayyum, animals is delicious. I don't know if it is GOOD for us, but it sure do taste good

[DancingSpiderman]

1:26 About Taco Bell: "They are one bad idea away from a KittyChanga ..."

BWAAAAhahaha that made me spit out some Four Loko all over my laptop

[wildbloodydragon]

@DancingSpiderman hahaha...ey you know we'd buy that right? like, one night drunk, just came outta the club...drive up to taco bell to grab a bite..."yo lemme get a ... uh...kittachanga..yes with fries please"

[DancingSpiderman]

@wildbloodydragon Hey, if we go to KFC to buy those Famous Bowls (everything KFC thrown into a single dogbowl , comes with a spork) , then you KNOW we'll buy some Kittychanga's at Taco Bell.. I know I would

[wildbloodydragon]

@DancingSpiderman For some reason everything tastes delicious after a can of FourLoko or Tilt. I wonder why.

[DancingSpiderman]

@wildbloodydragon yeah mee too. I wonder why everything tastes delicious, usually during or right after a can o Four Loko.

I haven't tried Tilt yet. I graduated from Mickeys 40 to Four Loko. I will try Tilt.

[IOS123]

We dont stop at dogs and cats what you talkin bout? Never been to asia?

[YairTzi]

LOL!

[dasfurian]

all in the delivery...awesome stuff

[Conspiracyknowledge]

1:06 hhaahahah that was a real family guy moment!!

[judikerr]

No Its Mee!! Debbie!!

[HigherPlanes]

lol



[luddoo0]

he looks like john malkovich !

[watergrl1]

Im a vegetarian! yes!

[rmaizels]

can't.stop.laughing!!

[artk1ng]

Great ending! haha...debbie

[HopeLess1212]

[Insert one of the hilarious lines from the video here. Receive rediculous amount of thumbs up]

[artk1ng]

@HopeLess1212 only if you spell check first

[1misanthropist]

It's me , Debbie. hahahaha killer son!!!!

[freedmanjoey]

funnyy shit!

[ManziMovies]

hahhahha this guys funny

[beaglelover102]

I laughed till I cried!!!

[o0OreidanO0o]

i indeed LOVE cows!!! :)

[IdontGiveaFuck87]

that was awesome ,great guy !

[TheJeremiewatson]

Yes. This is kind of funny. Haha!

[TriviumFan15]

Its always a Debby when someone impersonates a deep voice.

[mstrdk]

man this guy is awesom!!! "ang ang ang NO!! NO!! NO!! not this one!!!! im gonna teach him some trick" LOL

[KingKarl04]

i watched this 3 fuckin times just cause i kno its true and i love sleep.

[beaglelover102]

My side hurts from laughing so hard!!!!!

[casper123]

Laughed out loud at this. Great.

[vonversace]

kity chunga...lmao

[jakedeving]

Debbi sounds hot.

[chikapiss]

i don't think i've laughed harder XD

[yellotheemcee]

it woulda been funny if he was like

except for dogs and cats

unless your asian

then go for it

[LAHrebirth]

@yellotheemcee dogs and cats taste like chicken

plus why be racist when white people are hypocrites, you think white cavemen never ate anything and everything that moved? you guys probably ate cats and dogs too. Just like dumb white people hunting whales for centuries eg. europeans and america etc yet now tell japs to stop do it

racist hypocrital bastards

[yellotheemcee]

@LAHrebirth hey im asian and i think its totally hypocritical of them to say that and i was kidding... and i dont think dogs taste like chicken... i think dog is wayy leanerrr

[WobblyPandas]

hah where i live dogs are adobo. D:

[ERIKx466]

LOL oh shit man, my fucking face hurts from laughing no BS

[AwaitingExecution]

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING LOL

[Renegades69]

humans did and still do eat cats and dogs...

[wvboarder2005]

FAVORITE CLIP EVER.....LOL I WANT TO SEE HIM LIVE.....

[TurdFergusonJunior]

If YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES...its a slightly faster VOICE of JIM GAFFIGAN

[spicmanz]

i approve this bit

[TheKylekid39]

8 people leak battery acid.

[Lenyxx]

I Love Papa's bit about county fairs -- "you want cheese on that?" "You know I do!"

[BuckWheatJimCrow]

this guy needs his own show

[TheLaughFactory]

@BuckWheatJimCrow He has one! It's called "The Marriage Ref."

[TheCloakedPanther]

This guy is great xD Was laughing through out it.

[effik3]

holy shit...

[XrandomX12340]

lmfao this was so true, and dont people in japan eat dogs n cats, you'll be surprised whats in the kitchens of your favorite chinese food resturaunts..

[MJFslovak]

No it's me, Debbie

[MCBakano]

hahaha so true!!

[Verification11]

finally some real comedian who knows his shit

[effik3]

homeboy said kitty changa!!!

[SiriusMined]

Still funny after all these years

[Siritia]

Cats and dogs are too cute to eat and they don't have enough meat on them.

[LAHrebirth]

@Siritia lamb is too cute to eat aswell, and so are baby cows, we eat them no problem

i think its a white thing. No don't eat whales...but yeah its ok to mass murder fish.

[KissMahGrits]

rofl

[kay4dee08]

lmao i always try fool my friends when i jst wake up if they've been ringing me that ive been up for hours. never works tho =[

[LeesiCharlt4k]

"where are you going?".."I'm going to sleep"..."ooo, I like sleep I've been there"

[YesItsAmethyst]

lmao. A Kitty Chonga.

[biglinfamily]

like a bandage from the civil war era!

[maggiemcmaggerson]

Soooo funny....OMG, this guy is a genius!!!!

[ashthegreat]

@SalsaRavioli

I'm telling you that animal meat is more nutritious than most plant material since most of the contents of plants are undigestible and mainly unedible. It is possible that we used to eat plants thousands to millions of years ago but now we are evolved into omnivores and we must continue with our system of nutrition. Otherwise, 99% of us will die and the remaining minority of humans that will be able to survive will carry on and change what our population will eat when they breed.

[Penn666]

@ashthegreat

Need to just point out all of your fail facts:

1) "Contents of plants are undigestible" Material is irrelevent, all the of the nutrients needed for survival can be found in plants, most meat material is undigestable, hence fecial matter.

2) Meat protein makes us much smarter? The nervous system does need certain amino acids, but it makes no difference between plants and meat.

3) Population will die? All Essential nutrients can be found from plants. Vegans do pretty well.

[elcondepatula]

@Penn666 but they are all such pussies, and weirdos that think they are special and look down at omnivores

soooooooooooooo i'll pass on the veggies only diet

[ashthegreat]

@SalsaRavioli

Besides meat makes us MUCH smarter since it provides most protein than plants excluding legumes (beans).

[ashthegreat]

Humans eat meat because most plant material is undigestible and rough to eat. What's strange is that we are eating plants... since they are mostly undigestible...

[FMLForeverMoreLive]

I laughed a lot!! lol :)

[blankone87]

good

[IOS123]

We dont stop at dogs and cats. It happens in other countries.

[dirty47]

Good stuff.

[duriandecay]

This guy is good.

[waabladeeble]

How come this video only have 2000 views?

[justwannahavfun19]

@waabladeeble i dont know.. but i'm responsible for at least 1500 of them

[dmanschaumbizzie]

his explanation on going to the bathroom in the middle of the night is spot on hahahaha

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

That was funny

[MadHatter3Z3]

Ii like him! He reminds me of Daniel Tosh who is also Hilarious...^.^...

[lijit77]

yea this dude is funny

[Ryancuasay]

Showed this to my friends for the nth time and i still keep laughing.. great delivery!

[ABONESR]

applauds!  that just was awesome laughs

[Ryancuasay]

ROFL!

[seanpande]

people eat dog all over the world look it up