How to stop cats pissing on your car, The best cat video ever! - Craig Turner

[gridviperwaves]

This is absolutely the funniest thing we've seen in a while. This has been posted to our site at

[Turnah81]

@gridviperwaves thank for sharing it :-)

[glee0rwj0nt]

i put this: how to find your comment on a video

and got this:How to stop cats pissing on your car, The best cat video ever! - Craig Turner

[Turnah81]

@glee0rwj0nt haha the same technique should apply. Give it a go!

[shaneconlan1]

What a pisser! Classic

[capsicancat]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG THATS FUNNY!



[goodbyeman2]

very tough...tell sth that can be done by home made tools,man

[camfay77]

For all the low life's advocating antifreeze etc, I hope you get eaten alive by a tiger. And then pissed on by a tomcat. Funny thing is, you'll be the same people crying about dogs getting hurt on YouTube. Rednecks.

[Duriretlan]

Sucked in. My cat has never peed anywhere but his litterbox :D

[samansepehr]

There is something called "cat air spray" which does the same thing. Idiot!!!

[coolerthanu9]

lol fatty fatty 2 by 4! Genious!

[badboykilroy]

house train them?

[717ammonia]

Oh, and the cats would not appreciate a venturi feed of a good amount of vinegar into the "mix".

[717ammonia]

Inventive.... Charming.... we can buy systems like this here in the USA. I prefer a more permanent solution, as male cats just do not learn.... They are also suckers for "live traps".

[kcp1062]

I loved it. I just might have to go out and build me one of those contraptions. I wonder if I could get a fire hose to work.

[comedyisreligion]

I have the same problem! My neighbor let all her cats free and she had like 19! So now my house is their house! My solution? Putting litter in someone else's yard. :3 That's just how I roll.

[hannas1234]

Clever and humorous.

I'll stick with my tried and true pan of antifreeze 'mistakenly' left out.

[squaks07]

Classic, thanks



[dannyinaus]

use petrol instead of water and then a flame thrower - the kids will love the hijinks of a cat on fire running through the suburbs...it may even win funniest home videos!

[UnkieAds1]

Love it!! Couldnt stop laughing....

[electivire1000volts]

HILARIOUS! LUV IT!

[savage0417]

That was to funny

[sezaalful]

Any suggestions for the indoor version? I've just confined my tom cat our spare toilet (vet's suggestion) where he'll stay for 2 months (with his own toilet, bed, food, water, toys, etc) - hopefully forgetting that he should pee anywhere except in his own cat toilet. I don't hold out much hope ... :(

[43854586]

Thumbs up for a bowl of antifreeze.

[Brados1221]

Awesome!

[bemmy98]

Great vid, but your treatment on those evil pussies is way too humane, cat shooting should be a new sport. I HATE CATS!!!!!

[TheProntoOne]

That awkward moment when you fall off your chair laughing. Nice work! :D

[Edib1eAutop5y]

Wet pussies everywhere!!

[DotsyBow]

Anything for dogs?

[stonerbychoice]

7:45 Epic!!

[Matrix29bear]

The idea with girly-camoflauge for a PAINTBALLSENTRY is not to give the neighbor's reasons to call the police to report the neighbor with a smaller Team Fortress prop sitting near their car. Making it look like a garish over-ugly girly-thing with flowers on it immediately causes people to ignore and forget the thing and not look further to recognize the automated paintball sentry gun.Otherwise, with the hose sprayer, put on a tap filled with horrible perfume to stink-soak the cats.

[Matrix29bear]

You can also visit the PAINTBALLSENTRY website and purchase a kit. Kitties may forget wetness, but welts, they will remember.

YOUTUBE[ Fully Automated Paintball Sentry (video 17 of 18) ]

You'd have to adjust the sensor target to a "cat-sized" object tracking (ignoring big human objects & bird-sized ones) and probably not have the turret do continuous fire mode. I would also paint it pink with HELLO KITTY stickers plus glue on fake flowers so as to not alarm neighbors.

[Matrix29bear]

You know you can go purchase the automotive parts at an online automotive parts store or a brick & mortar auto store without disabling+dissembling your vehicle.

I would suggest this little device you can attach to any garden hose for about $50.

GOOGLE[ Havahart 5265 Spray Away Motion Detector Sprinkler Animal Repellent ]

GOOGLE[ Contech CRO101 Scarecrow Motion Activated Sprinkler ] $40

GOOGLE[ Contech CatStop Ultrasonic Outdoor Cat Deterrent ] $45

Inventiveness is good, tearing the auto up bad.

[denver07]

Acid or nail gun would be very satisfying.



[Carmageddon1984]

NAIL GUN VERSION PLEASE! :)

[humanoflife]

@Carmageddon1984 videorecord you naildog your dog insted

[thomas37177]

hahaha, this made my day

[ObeMossop]

Hehe you're a legend! Very well done!

[kovbohdan]

The water sprinkler has to be definitely replaced with potato-cannon :-)

[kovbohdan]

That is awesome !

Man, you're real techno !

[fremeaner]

I'm off to jaycar this weekend...

[xyfutura]

this is the 37th time i have seen this vid and i love it every time i watch it. i even have 3 cats. 1 Fatty fatty 2x4, 1 wranger piss bucket and a tabby toilet rug... sadlt no blacky mclazer eyes :(

[JohneeEnglish]

no how can i stop my house mates cat shitting in the front room?

[ImCompletelyEpic]

Ranger pissbucket...Win.

[DuncanJWinn]

Absolutely brilliant!!! Really funny stuff!!

You might want to turn the water pressure up if you want them to learn though. Try a jet wash?

[Ikito23]

I just place a hotdog with clorox in it...

[Jeanette1207]

I was really impressed with your mechanical abilities! You're very entertaining. Great job.

[FISHGOMOO4321]

LOL

[LtBrownen]

pissed myself in the first 10 seconds 

[fsimis]

very funny!

[catwaterboy]

HAH! 1975GC Galant! I was wondering where I recognized you from! I figured it out then the car showed up in full view.

[stimpack2112]

haha so funny!!! - might just get a car cover :(

[MadScientist267]

Well, even though it doesnt solve your problem, it provides hours of endless entertainment watching them get nailed by your contraption. They're learning disability means that they will just keep coming back for more... :)

[00WolfSpirit]

Very good. Humane yet hilarious. I love cats (and all animals) BTW. (And great description BTW)

[SupahAsians2]

Finaly! I fucking hate my cats

[mattrollins4]

I was hoping with all that wiring the water would be electrified.

fuck cats.

[juliantrevin38]

Your vid is a favorite on Honiara

[suthy1194]

I hear using highly concentrated hydrochloric acid does the trick better than water. Might just be a rumour though?

[dazer123]

great video dude pissed myself laughing

[echothechipette1]

lol this is funny! I love cat's but I don't find a thing cruel about this it's just wet cat's :D

[Amunication]

1:28 lol he couldn't even jump over the wall!

[djboh1289]

This is AWESOME hahhahahaha sick cunt

[uui11]

You should use an AK47

[MrGman9999]

great work, excellent video. LMAO

[Curtpan1000]

Living legend

[asianferret]

Can I borrow that? My stupid neightbor's cat is keep s**ting on my yard.

[RoboTekno]

lol, this is genius :D

[ScytheGames]

paintball/airsoftgun or use some radiator fluid in a dish.

[laratempleton23]

Awwwww



[HotRodMama1000]

GENIOUS!!!! LMAO!!

[canoli350]

BRILLIANT. Sad to see the cat-apult didn't pan out.

[fossilman01]

I hate cats!!!

[emwhome1]

Did the cats come back?

[TheCreaticians]

YOu put a lot of work into this video...but so worthwhile. :)

[Darkninja3343]

u have to make more vids like if u think so

[SamRuski]

Well done. Over a mil.

[holdenboy02]

very funny good work, from a cat lover.

[KidCudyCinemas]

Omg this made my night (:

[s32tiger32]

162 people are crazy cat people

[1amtheYOSHI]

lmfao couldn't help but laugh..

[zepiti1]

Mantzii...

[musokid]

My god, I haven't laughed that hard in months!! Although I did feel a little sorry for the dove...

[TheGrogmonster]

That was awesome !! Top job

[BoostedMPS3]

WOW!

That was funny.

[AndrewDBarker]

As a guy who loves cats, I have to thank you for the biggest laugh I've had all week. Cheers.

[DRWH0FANATIC]

i must ask, if u go to all the trouble of stopping cats from urinating on ur car, why do u take the car apart to make the cat-sprayer thing? awesome vid tho :)

[1Coolbanana]

Awesome, I have to try that, maybe try a nail gun if the hose doesnt work :_-)

[MinecraftPlayer3112]

4:43 flamethrower

[mrpaulkennedy]

Tears rolling down my cheeks every time I watch this.

[Jingjangkekeke]

This is BY FAR the best video ever created!

[sfrance783]

okay cge nah tsada nah

[TheLamaws]

Maybe,the problem is your car not the cats ;)

[hexsymbol88]

Awesome will have to build this will stop next doors cat using my flowerved as a toilet and then using my car as a step up to get over tge fence and back home

[Pawneira]

Much better result if you replace the water gun with a real one.. Just sayin

[Jon5366]

@Pawneira

LOOL

[LavenderHoneyPancake]

You're cute :)

[besthusbandpedro]

LOL!!!

[LuckyLukus84]

Bahahahaha u fekin rock man ... Just replace the hose with a .22 .. Problem solved >:)

[ozziepip1]

so how is the cat problem now? Any lessening?

[ihateregistering2322]

Get those little bastards!

I have alot of trouble because every time i walk towards my hose the cats run off :(

this is going to be built by me now.

[LukaTisus]

For annoying cat stories, my biggest irritation is the pair of tom cats that insist on having Mortal Kombat-level cat-battles in my backyard right below my window at 4am.

I've taken to sending the dog outside to break it up and it's kind of hilarious to watch a cat clear a 4' fence in a single bound, at a flat-out gallop.

[LukaTisus]

Nothing more hilarious than giving a cat what it deserves.

[sjanett09]

Love this video! Just what i have been looking for! Great DIY parts sourcing. Thanks!

[MilesMinter1]

Dogs look up to man. Cats look down on man, but a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal. Winston Churchill

[Sven2Perroy]

AT 3:34 i already knew what he was making !

Thumbs up if you did too !

[MeanMogy]

Very cool - thanks for sharing lol ...

[Denleavy]

This is so fucking funny

[Reyworld360]

Anyone that likes cats are stupid as hell for watching this and liking cats

[PoorMansPlato]

I did this also, I used a battery powered squir-tgun, and motion sensor I didn't video tape but I did drink a view beers while watching from my living room window.

The wait was worth it! the first cat ran toward the squirt-gun and was SOAKED!

next was a real surprise, a large Opposum mugged a cat and they both got soaked!

[Timmy522]

That's genius, you should consider making these for sale. I'd buy it!!

[dudelt2]

Did chuck norris help you to make this amazing thing? xDDD

[sticustom]

That was the funniest thing I have seen for ages. I like cats though. Slightly sautéed with a side of mash and vegies.

As for cats wont piss on anything vertical you have obviously never witnessed a cat pissing. Toms will spray it every where.

I find a 22 with subsonics work well! hahahahahahaha

[1emanres]

You idiot. A cat will die before it will piss on anything vertical or which it can't dig into. You have a bow wow problem, dude.

[Cailtach]

@1emanres Why don't you try telling my cats that?

[Synicle1]

@Cailtach you cant talk to cats....

[Ocramzeej]

@1emanres No, I've seen cats do exactly what he's talking about... Don't be so quick to call someone an idiot.

[Coralsilk]

I love cats

[flylikeIdo1]

Replace garden hose with shotgun. Problem solved.

[GodziraRules]

@flylikeIdo1 Not shotgun but flamethrower

[kcozzz]

thanks for the laughs man....hallarious!

[NinjaGrapeful]

I thought that Giraffe was quite awesome...

[SovereignBeing]

I liked the cat-a-pault idea.. just a tad simpler ...



[xxx630]

Awesome video mate

[Aj1981Mr]

I laughed so much i got hicups.

[catcaseymac]

@Bastista1 ur a baby!

[DelbertaRayshaun]

@MultiMisty111... If you think spraying cats for trying to claim someone else's turf as theirs is cruel then you would date to see how I handle the problem. And as far as cats being smarter than humans... Did you watch the part where the same retarded cats kept coming back to get sprayed again? And again. And again. I think that it is possible that cats are smarter than you. Moron.

[mruss4u]

Very entertaining!!

[LancerX7]

@MultiMisty111 Yeeeah, and with English like that, you've proven your point hahaha..

[paintur68]

I love what this guy did! My neighbors are cat horders, and every other week I shovel the cat poop out of my flower bed and fling it across the street in front of their house. I need to find a way to keep those pesky cats away!

[MoogieOh]

5:32 ghost kitty

[TheBozoBrothers]

@MultiMisty111

-more intelligent then many humams

Yeah, including you.

[antongilbert86]

lol @ the crying bitches here

[last8frames]

Don't forget the most important step at 3:22!

This is utterly brilliant, and the pictures are awesome! Hilarious AND useful, a deadly (or at least damp) combination.

[angusurquhart100]

your hilarious, make more videos! :D

[fladgm]

You know what's really annoying?

When you punch yourself in the face.

*kapow* :D

[DisturbingSilence]

Get a dog?

[SebagoScents]

HILARIOUS!! OMG <3 it!

[Bastista1]

How dare you harm the giraffe.

[Turnah81]

@Bastista1 To tell you the truth he has never been the same.

[MalloryBlack]

hahahahah!! take that Cats!!!

[mrrs4vids]

Dont hate cats they will oneday form a tribe and shoot you ;;;DDD

[InitHello]

Brilliant deterrent, and quite the clever device. I don't think any cat lover in their right mind could accuse you of cruelty.

[MissRandie]

Heck, I love cats... And I thought this was freaking hilarious! Excellent point about irresponsible owners and unsterilized pets.

[mikeybnz]

and on a side note thename of the background song is.........

[Turnah81]

@mikeybnz check the vid description for links ;-)

[WinterPlatypus]

Just FYI, Someone else has re-posted this video without crediting you.

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[Turnah81]

@WinterPlatypus Cheers for the heads up. I really don't get why people do that.

[kiwiphruit]

lol can't you just by all of the equipment?........lolololol

[Parkinson9999]

Ha ha, I was expecting that cats will be shocked with a car battery while pissing.

[adelelikessleep]

Everything is better Ace Ventura style. =p

[chowbaomao]

I want that b-boy cat picture lol

[dpbrew]

Hilarious

I had a similar expereince with drenching a cat several times to attempt to keep it away from my female in heat kitty. FUTILE

[natsud2]

just awesome

[Cavanaugh68]

Excellent! That was great!

[kelliemoeller]

HILARIOUS!!! After smelling cat urine outside my front door on occasion...I admit I found this video quite satifying and what a funny way to start the day...thanks for the laughs

[TheJuliomoreira]

Just amazing, I dont i can do it, a lot of things to me, i mean that s almost a military operation, but i recognize you put a bunch of imagination, great job. At least I know Im not the only one dealing with cats, my big black lab took care of two of em but they are thousands probably... Lol

[sniper168]

Freankin' hilarious! Good job m8.

[MrBloodbunny]

unfortunately Chuck Thesta does not taxidermise pets...

[Turnah81]

@MrBloodbunny Some don't have a collar, so not pets I guess ;-) I might post him one.

[Snoobs17]

Those are a lot of fat cats, what is your car built out of catnip?

[seckixf]

This is the funniest shit ive seen in a while

[Viciouskiller]

HE should have high powered paintball gun instead of a garden spray-nozzle.

[BETAeddie141]

Thats so crazy! I cried from the laughing :D :D

[12guageboom]

thumbs up if your watching this because zoom magazine said to

[BCLung18]

It'd be awkward if all of your equipment got stolen.

[TheManWith2FirstName]

Awesome video, and thanks for sharing.

[eddie291986]

you are an incredible comedian!! very funny XD

[inkmethod]

.....this is sooooo simple!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!

[pfzzzer]

I need help to keep the wife's cat off my stainless steel sink bench (I have already tried electricity, but alas the pussy was not earthed but my wife was)

Please Help!

[glenhendry]

That is high quality entertainment

[bensuhard]

Great vid, mate, very funny! I loved the still shots; had a great laugh!

[sublimelove1]

Fine b-boy moves, LOL. With the lack of cats has since started a family in my back yard, LOL♡!