Parks and Recreation- Pyramid of Greatness

[ashburn247]

bullshit isnt bleeped because this is the extended scene from hulu. the regular scene ends at the haircut joke. 

[lyethian]

TORSO: Should be thick and impenetrable.

[riceball23]

What episode is this?

[PestigeKelpone]

Canada isn't America's hat, dammit

[officeflan84]

I am a proud graduate of the Ron Swanson School. The Pyramid of Greatness has taught me well.

[piedude100]

Why is Texas a swear word? lol.

[KingZidane92]

@piedude100 Taxes not Texas lol

[enjoyincubus222]

masonry

[robbytruant]

WHERE CAN I BUY THE PYRAMID?!

[gulllars]

@robbytruant google image search "ron swanson pyramid of greatness". Or if you're looking to buy a poster, just google search it.

[dmastor]

Fish meat is practical a vegetable (classic) 

[Pmaztah87]

the greatest thing i have ever seen!

[xVENZORx]

YES



[s3ptisim401]

~ when i grow up i want to be ron fucking swanson :)

[eyt19]

was this in the episode that was aired? or was it a bonus on the DVD versions?

[sleibhin325]

*let

[marvincw]

I wish Ron Swanson was my dad. :-(

[maidenofrohan]

Old wooden sailing ships. They're beautiful. Yes, Mr. Swanson, that they are. 

[hardcoreboi63]

Are the scissors in your house broken son....?

[sgtforge21]

and lol ron doesnt have any of those haircuts

[sgtforge21]

lol. buffets are as high up as america

[asuch874]

Taxes...

[anonnemus]

i want one!!!

[westbayjedi]

can i get a poster of this somewhere??

[TaterMySalad]

wow, "bullshit" isn't bleeped. is this from the dvds, or another country or something?

[KingZidane92]

@TaterMySalad no america doesn't bleep bullshit I believe

[TaterMySalad]

@KingZidane92 i am in america and yes they do, at least on network tv, which is what parks and rec is on

[Trimbler00]

@KingZidane92 Yes America bleeps bullshit...

[Nanaman12345]

@KingZidane92 They do.

[MeDsCP]

@KingZidane92 We do bleep bullshit. The only words on tv are damn (sometimes) and hell (sometimes).

[sleibhin325]

@KingZidane92 Sadly enough we do in most cases. Parks and Rec is broadcasted on NBC (Pussies) and they do not "bullshit" fly. Other cable channels can get away with it (i.e. FX, Comedy Central, AMC) if they broadcast the "questionable" material at a late enough period in the day. In other words, fuck the FCC.

[leopluridean]

@TaterMySalad

There's only one bad word; taxes.

[discodaggett]

@TaterMySalad This is an extended scene from the NBC website, so less censorship is acceptable. In the actual scene, Ron mentions, "Crying: Acceptable at funerals, and the Grand Canyon." Love it. :)

[Jongho]

@TaterMySalad Ron Swanson can't be bleeped because he is greatness itself. Bleeping him means to bleep out greatness.

[lyethian]

TORSO.

[marvelguy14]

The Great Pyramids in Egypt pale in comparison to the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.

[TheGreatMrL]

Maybe I should follow the Pyramid of Greatness.

[lakermike52]

Are the sissors broken in your house son?

[secruztehking]

whoa, your zidane from the GT forums, I may not always share your opinion on gaming but a fellow ron swanson lover gets all of my respect!

[KingZidane92]

@secruztehking haha yea thats me

i was zine now zeane since i got perma'd :/ fucking admins

[theoriginalallison]

anyone notice how ron is dressed like bobby knight? :)

[tsartodd]

"parks and recreation" has become what "the office" once was.

ron swanson is a classic character.

[MeDsCP]

@tsartodd Yeah, "The Office" isn't my favorite show anymore, it's gone so downhill since Michael and Holly moved to Colorado. I freaking hate Will Ferrel on there!

[Testedformybros]

He is the boss.

[himynameisoleander]

whos zine?

[KingZidane92]

@himynameisoleander im zine

my name on a forum

[gramkracka22]

lol im grad zine brought me here

love ron and parks and rec so much

[LillyKiarraGolden]

the most amazing thing ever. I love Ron swanson. The pyramid of greatness has earned its rightful place as my desktop background, and reminds me daily to turn from boys to men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons

[kobesterkick]

@LillyKiarraGolden it's my desktop background too, when i found the high res version i thought i died

[k4mru7]

Hi Zine!

[PestigeKelpone]

Why does Zine love Swanson so much?

[NoMoreDudes]

@PestigeKelpone cause you touch yourself at night.

[PunchSydeiron]

@PestigeKelpone Because Ron Swanson is the next Chuck Norris.

[KingZidane92]

@PunchSydeiron chuck norris learned everything he knows from ron swanson

/fact

[katanas1]

hahahah wtf