johnny vegas 2

[CatorsCinema]

... drink.

i fuckin lost it

[TheBluePianist]

comic effect, this

[MikeOxsmells]

Unfortunately for you Jonny Vegas, shouting will never be as entertaining as being funny, you fat, unfunny prick.

[jamesykt69]

did he really piss himself? lol! love ya johnny man

[ThatBlokeCalledRyan]

Funny in a slightly disturbing way.



[skattman7]

This is fucking brilliant.

[UneducatedGenius]

he pissed his pants lol

[fuckamericanidiot]

2:18 to 2:54 is the best, love watching vegas make arguably the coolest guy on the planet spit his drink out

[2010metalmaster]

i liked the ideal world thing bit the best :D

[bultuit84]

'i turn shit back into energy...or conversation'

[greenjelly45]

i love johnny vegas, i have met him in person at gulliver's world and he even said hi to me! :)

[jonjamjam]

cant believe he pissed himself dirty bastid

[TheGrindcore1]

Its like soup but it makes you fight.

[Think1079]

fuckin epic programme , cant belive its gone :(

[JoeTheToucan]

"Ah gave ya asthma!" *fwaaar!*

[tron1984galxian]

and a really nice guy to meet.

[stimmefrisstfeuer]

Johnny is an total ispiration for anyone who appreciates comedy. And even people who would hate him would still have to admit this is quite brilliant ABSOLUTELY GENIUS!

[konnichiwaneku]

I totally agree! Wish he would do something here in the US!

[klipriverp]

LOL - fucking hell!!!

[Crookmeisteren]

i think this show (18 stone of idiot) got alot of really unnecessary stick, i quite enjoyed it

[hipelephant]

I can't think of anyone else who pissed themselves whilst giving an interview

[PocketRocketPRP]

@hipelephant i propa loll'ed at that bit everyone was so discusted x

[hipelephant]

This show was anarchy! always bordering on the edge.

[fuckamericanidiot]

that's what i loved! i can't believe people didn't like this

[slugger570]

what was the first person about?

[TheYTChronicles]

Thats Rhys Ifans-actor

[Shazzi3k]

I LOVE THIS GUY ROFL

[russellbonell]

"if there was a nuclear war, i could survive in the desert.... by licking sand" lmfao

[tyu198]

i meet him the odd time near my house... he's loud, un polite and just a legend... comedy wouldn't be funny without johnny vegas.

[scribblywibbly1]

I live just outside where he grew up and i met him at college, he didn't stay long and was oddly very quiet...........But was definitely a boozer!!!

[JaegerMeisterDemon]

FUCKING AMAZING love johnny vegas we ned him to do a new show

[Mangina9000]

did he actually just piss his pants.

[dibbs72]

friggin legend man!!!

[anthonyjanetireph]

"If there was a nuclear war i could survive by licking sand". this is why i never missed this fucking gr8 show.

[ReeceLlwyd]

Daft as hell but brilliant!

[WillyDIreland]

Did he really piss himself?

[band2432]

lol

[1972Villa]

from quality to naff and everywhere in between

bless you johnny

[LadySleek83]

I am glad I have this on DVD! lol

[dim432]

that's a bad buggie

[PocketRocketPhiil]

hes off his nut, lmfao

[Stoke81]

who gives a fuck the guy is a pisser

[mescalitodreams]

this guy is like an intimidating retard... Either classic or sad.

[envases]

a genius

[varnish76]

Just not funny

[ufcisgay]

have you see johnny lately he's lost a ton of weight

[whighto]

IDEAL is the best thing he has done

[cygnus1001001]

100% agree

[MikeHuntagape]

No gags, no puns and no jokes..

brilliant.

disregard the old formula, and some people just don't get it.

His own formula is artwork for those with diversity of humour.

[fuckamericanidiot]

@MikeHuntagape some people like him, some don't.

[MikeHuntagape]

Like Marmite flavoured icecream.

Anyone for icecream?

[fuckamericanidiot]

@MikeHuntagape hmm that would make him a really niche market, i mean i like marmite but marmite flavoured ice cream? dim diolch

[kaylz123]

if ypou dont like him dont watch the videos of him i post

[Zigiwy]

@kaylz123 Vegas in the vid and logic in the comments - I'm home! Great upload :)

[Zigiwy]

@kaylz123 Vegas in the vid and logic in the comments - I'm home! Great upload :)

[MrSoulSacrifice]

@kaylz123 damn right

[tpjpower]

He's got one joke and it wears thin fast.

[swanseaboy]

Well if you watch the nearly 6 minute video, he has many more than 1 joke.

Your the joke! lol.

[bose8910]

disgusting fat bastard. God help us all that this morbid waste of space is enjoying a 'successful' 'career' as a 'comedian'. Watch this clip and weep you losers. He should be melted down and turned into candles; better than continuing to allow him to go on exorcising his self-loathing in public.

[MimicMimix]

Well said. Give him a break though (his neck perhaps?) - his self-loathing is well justified.

[tarzanb]

u're 1 stupid c*nt bose8910 get a sense o humour u fukin idiot u're prob sum prepubescent stuck up cunt!!!

[SamoIsKing]

why did you censor 1 cunt but not the other? arsehole.

[tarzanb]

haha fairplay bud!!;) nice to see sum intellegent replies to comments not jus random abuse!!!:-O

[SamoIsKing]

i try XD

[bose8910]

yeah you sound really clever and a really nice person

[tarzanb]

ha yeah a really nice person! rich comin from u who jus slated johnny calling him a "disgusting fat bastard"??? u seem like a sound man alright.

[bose8910]

I was being sarcastic you fuckwit. No surprise that someone who likes johnny vegas can't understand the basics of humour. You actually sound like an irritating waste of space, a jumped up little muppet who knows fuck-all about anything. Now please fuck off and stop boring me with your fucking stupidity.

[tarzanb]

yes yes i am aware of the basic fundamentals of scarcasm!!! hence y i said "rich coming from u"??? jus sit down little man and shut de fuk up!!!

[bose8910]

yes you're obviously of a very superior intellect. Nevertheless you persist in bothering me with your clueless remarks. Weren't you listening? I told you not to reply you plank - i want nothing further to do with you.

[tarzanb]

then just stop replying to my comments??? that seems to be the most obvious solution if it seems to bother you so deeply!?!?!? i thought someone of your brain power would have thought of that?!?

[bose8910]

now you're just copying me. Well done!!!

[tarzanb]

not exactly i jus think if ya want ta stop gettin annoyed jus stop posting comments on this video???

[chaos461]

bose u twat stop acting like a smart dick with a wide vocabulary becuase in your last few comments u having sounded smart you have just sounded like an ignorant dickhead

[bose8910]

Ok then! Thanks for letting me know!

[bose8910]

but you sound like a right cunt

[Velcroisaripoff]

I actually meet up with him for drinks after his comedy show and he was so pissed he could hardly talk.

[morning3jack]

can u stop with the fucking thumbs plzz,, its rly annoying when u thumb ppl down

[morning3jack]

Ok lets try a different tact... If u thumbs me down it means you are a cunt, u thumb me up u will be a king

[morning3jack]

lol found 3 cunts already... would expect such on such a dire website

[Whatupwidat]

Ah, so this is what happens when you give Johnny Vegas money to make a show?

[zamudio1234]

"if there was a nuclear war I could survive in the desert by licking sand." - Johnny Vegas the loveable alcoholic =P fuckin legend

[eiffeltowers]

I met johnny and he CLAIMED that he was on an american style diet, ie smoke as many fags as possible, eat 10 burgers a day and have at least one beef jerkey and a bagel. His tits then rebounded off my face (ouch)

[psychobollox]

LoL

[jbruddy]

"All I do is fart, I never poo"

The man pisses his pants...what else?

[rolls eyes] Brilliant. Like 'Larry the Cable Guy' for deaf people...[almost all sight gags]

[dullahgg]

i went for a drink with him after the screening of my film extraordinary rendition trailer to seeit!

[kaylz123]

WHO JOHNNY VEGAS? OMG im very jeleous if so lol

[pogololuba]

one disgusting man.

[stealthshadow9]

I think he is funny....assuming i can actually understand what he is sayin....but man, its hard to decipher that shit sometimes.

[SpinosaurusReece]

poor bastard.

i pity you

xxx

[kaylz123]

haha what av i missed lol

[Davidbensonxyz]

I think Johnny Vegas is the only person that by comparison can actually make Ray Winstone sound posh!

[Amarventris]

hear hear

[imfaye]

anyone no if he's gunna do more 18 stone of idiot? it was class

[AlexaChung]

As far as I know there will be no more.

I wish there was though.

Celebrity pub lock in was great.

I jokingly got my agent to put me forward for it.

[yourmotherisdead]

Want to have sex with me?

[Footslagger]

this wis so funny, do you have any of that celebrity pub lock in, where johnny was in a pub(smashed) and people would walk out, hit him and stuff like that - that was well fcukin funny!

[darkwaterblue]

"its like soup but makes ya fight"

classic

[SpinosaurusReece]

dude hes covered in blood.

[yourmotherisdead]

Anyone who watches the video will see that and come to the same conclusion. Why the fuck did you feel the need to state the obvious? Are you one of these autistic fucks that walk down the street saying "the grass is green"? Well fucking done, you can have a fucking gold star. You are shit at life and must die. I hate you. Aids. Aids. Aids

[GuinnessBoy17]

hahaha

[yourmotherisdead]

Next he is going to be pointing out the fact your youtube name is a stout.

[evilweazel]

The irony is that's not blood.

1st rule of being a twat on the internet: Point out when people are wrong. No matter how trivial.

2nd rule: Correct spelling and grammar mistakes.

[yourmotherisdead]

die in your sleep

[SpinosaurusReece]

eh?

was there really any need for that outburst? i think not, get a life outside slagging people off over the internet you dont even know, just to try and amuse people because youre insecure about yourself.

xxx

[hulmey100]

i would rather have my mother dead unlike yours that is giving everybody a dose of the clap , if all you do is slag people off then you must be one sad twat

[crd86]

So you like to take the piss out of autistic people? That just really proves how disrespectful you really are - what you are reading now are words coming from a guy who DOES actually have a small dose of autism. I fucking hate you for what you said there you disrespectful bastard!