Terminator 3 Mad TV

[di66611]

i would pay alot of money to see this lol

[PrisonTaco]

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

They keep falling through his hands.

[DoomasaurasRex]

not to butt in this convo. but with you saying what harm has atheists done, its ruin the faith of so many innocent people. i mean i dont run around and say hey im a christian and everyone needs to be a christian or your stupid.with that being said i respect your beliefs and your opinion in the matter but getting aggresive over such things is more pointless than discussing it

ps saying go kill yourself isnt helping to prove your point

[lol999999ful]

this looks way better than the actual t3.

[poet279]

Better than Terminator: Salvation

[MrBlacklunar]

SUPER SMASH HIT MOVIE!

[zymosan123]

though shall not miss this movie

[BER2ERKER]

@BER2ERKER And no, not because I'm anti-semetic, but because they started it all with the old testament.

[BER2ERKER]

@outsider0100 HERD DAT. Should've went back to the Israelites and really did us a favor.

[RazorTheuptownBlazer]

take that judas

[outsider0100]

I would've shot Jesus instead, save the world a few hundred million innocent lives

[able2ful1]

@outsider0100 ha ha: you would have killed off christianity and plunged the world in darkness.

[outsider0100]

@able2ful1 The catholics torturing hundreds of millions of innocent normal people because they didnt believe in the same invisible man isnt darkness already? You religious people make me want to vomit, still showing commitment to something thats caused more hurt than help. Open your eyes you brainwashed retard

[able2ful1]

@outsider0100 i was just kidding, damn don't you have any sense? besides, i bet you'll get a black eye if you go around saying that. oh, one more thing: jesus is going to dump you in hell if you continue to act like this. a lot of christians are very sick of you damn atheists ruining everyone's lives. just because you hate god doesn't mean that you have to fucking snap every time someone says something. change your attitude.

[outsider0100]

@able2ful1 Name one way an Atheist has ruined anyones life. If someone offending you on the internet ruined your life, just kill yourself. You never heard about Atheists torturing jews, bombing abortion clinics, or protesting gay rights parades.

[able2ful1]

@outsider0100 look, i know you're mad at something i said but please be reasonable. why do you hate me? what have i done? think about it. are yo really like this in real life. i'm not trying to be pushy, remember that. i'm just wondering why you are so mean to someone who meant their comment as a joke.

[Mshallal89]

@outsider0100 IT WAS ATHIESM THAT CHANGED THE MEDIA AND THE CARTOONS AND TV SHOWS. IN THE 1990'S AND EARLY 2000, EVERY ACTOR/ACTRESS THAT WAS CHRISTIAN WOULD WEAR A CROSS. NOW THEY CAN'T IF THEY ARE STILL OR TV, OR THEY ARE NOT EVEN GETTING ANY MOVIE TIME. THATS WHAT ATHIESM HAS DONE, THEY BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING AND RUIN THE CULTURES AND HISTORY OF PEOPLE. ATHIEST HELPED THE GAYS TO MAKE PICTURES OF JESUS IN GAY POSES, THATS NOT RUINING PEOPLES LIFES AND BELIEFS? HAVE A GOOD NOTHING :)

[left4cash]

@Mshallal89 MAYBE IF I SPEAK IN CAPSLOCK PEOPLE WILL TAKE MY OPINION MORE SEROUSLY , also explain about this destruction that atheism(yes that is how u spell it) has caused. And enlighten us with your wisdom on this matter. And provide actual facts please, instead of shouting your backwards opinion like a drunk redneck.

[Mshallal89]

@left4cash Sure watch some of the New Cartoons with the Christmas episodes, and watch for example Hey Arnold. Then watch New comic shows, and watch Kenan and Kel, Boy Meets world, shows like that, listen to the messages and their differences between eachother. What's so bad about following a faith that just creates people's common HUMAN RIGHTS? As we pull away from religion, the world is getting worse, don't you think? just look at the 2000's and compare it with just the 1990's!

[left4cash]

@Mshallal89 Well I agree with you how cartoons are completely awefull these days, but I think that has more to do with out society trying to be PC in every aspect, afraid to offend anybody. Making a statement in a show favoring christianity or islam or atheism is bound to get atleast 1 group ''offended''. I am an atheist but I respect others who believe different then me. My views may be different but i dont force them on others. Sadly allot of atheists/muslims/christians do. Mutual respect guys

[outsider0100]

@Mshallal89 Even if Atheism had done that, which it has not, it still pales in comparison to hundreds of millions dead. But apparently wearing a metal piece of shit shaped like a T around your neck decides whether your christian or not, because you know a metal necklace is more important that hundreds of millions of completely innocent people dead. Get out of the 1960s you backwards ass redneck piece of shit.

[Mshallal89]

@outsider0100 Hey moron, Actually I'm Chaldean, which if it came down to religions and who was first involved, I'd be your DADDY, you dumb ass trashed out Goth. I actually served in Iraq, and yes my prayers and my faith brought me back alive.

The Cross identifies who we believe in thats all. Its morons like you and others who hate is so much who get angry about it. If you don't believe it thats fine, don't throw fits and whine like bitches to the world about how much u hate it!

[outsider0100]

@Mshallal89 Only 2 people serve for the U.S. military in Iraq, brainwashed idiots, and desperate people, which one are you? What did you do over there? cook? of course you made it back alive, your not special we've only lost less than 5,000 troops total over there, not to mention the millions of civilians you idiots slaughtered while "protecting us" And by the way, you just said "dont bitch at people and whine" and what are you doing now? the exact same thing. way to be a hypocrite dumbass.

[coldchillun27]

Hahahha

[johnvdm13]

like this post if your watching this in 2011

[PSNCrippledSheep]

lol turn on the captions subtitles

[fantomfosco]

I pissed my self

[dt849131]

You cannot go around killing people.

Why?

Because, it is one of god's commandments, thou shalt not kill.

Why?

Because it is a sin.

Why?

Because it's not nice.

Why?

Forgive him father, he's a robot from the future.

[210772106]

Get down! lmao

[lapinbeau]

.... Well, it's still better than the ACTUAL Terminator 3.

[lenny123456]

I used to see this video when youtube was actually interesting.

[jamelgwoods1996]

How dare you that is messt up

[lsl70]

If this was a real movie it would probably get kids interested in Christianity.

[stevemcqueen18]

man, funny.



[pheeny69]

One of the best ones, this one is up there with the R Kelly parody with Aries Spears

[Deadmansparty2002]

Love it. :)

[Lukc87]

MAD TV ROCKS 

[deathstarabyss]

Jesus:For now,let us eat.

Arnold:EAT THIS!

[AsusanXT]

rofl, fucking hilarious. 4:10-4:18 fucking funny

[vBDKv]

1:14 DOOM 1&2.

[EnergyLiesWithIn]

they would have got better guys to voice arnold boo

[abcd1to]

i can't believe the bible left out all of this

[superhornet69]

"You're really starting to stress me out right now, okay??!!" That is just too funny!!

[CODGunsOfWarAirsoft]

Why?,why?,why?,why?,why?,why?,­forgive him he is a robot from the future.

[GettinMahPwnOn]

why

[udin23]

why

[pinbolas1]

stop! stop killing Judas :D I like that :D

[Boxdimz]

HAHAHA



[SC4211]

Seriously, where did he get a shotgun?

[pulsare21]

@SC4211 lol are your question serious??

[SC4211]

@pulsare21 Nah, I'm not serious, despite what my comment says. I'm just kidding around. But I still can't help but wonder, you know? Ha ha!

[pulsare21]

@SC4211 yes, because jesus kinda knew the terminator was coming cuz hes jesus right? so he mad sure that the terminator will find the shootgun. so jesus put it ehre on time for him ;)

[lyfe1zruff]

lmao@3:40 "you just dont get it do you"

[ThaOneChrisJONES]

"LOOK Pontious Pilot, 10 O'Clock..... BOOM" LOOOOOOOOOL !!!!

[Yrdiii86]

Stop, stop killing Judas LMAOOOOOO!!!!!!! Judas got his ass fucked up

[PervertedTurtle]

Eat this! xP

[AnimeNewsRadio101]

Hahaha! Can't Stop Laughing From This Clip From Mad Tv, If I Laugh Right Now...Be In Trouble In The Library :)

Clip Made Me Laugh : 3:12 - 4:18

[handsomebrick]

Jesus cannot self terminate.

[ThaRotten1]

Arnold ruined the ending

[sortilegus]

That's a pretty terrible Arnold impression.

[RUMELSKIN]

What would you call this movie? Passion of the Terminated Christ?

[chato0618]

since wen did they have shotguns bak den ??!!

[nickcosta007]

what are you sume kind of wise guy lol dont worry he will be back to funny!!!!!

[Croissant010]

omg..i cant stop laughting :))))

[619mrreymysterio]

this is too funny

[SpiderFan23]

This is so much better than the real T3!

[linky202]

LOL couldn't stop laughing at the beginning when Jesus is talking to everyone and then out if the blue the terminator comes from behind with sunglasses and a shotgun!!!!

[carolanngauthier]

''I'm programmed to protect you.''

''STOP KILLING JUDAS!'' XD

[levaithan666]

EAT THIS!*shotgun fires guy flies over the dinner table* xD

[levaithan666]

What are you, some sord of wise guy?

Well ....actually yes :l

[killerboyfoolz]

Would anyone here pay big bucks to see this movie?

[CommanderOfTheSun]

@killerboyfoolz Only an idiot WOULDNT!

[darz06]

@killerboyfoolz YES ha ha

[rollingstone99]

@killerboyfoolz i would :)

[jmanexpress]

@killerboyfoolz you can always just read the book : )

[Beowulfsonur]

@killerboyfoolz...Yes...I miss my Mad TV.....

[rjs1551]

why, why, why, Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[themou2008]

"Don't worry.....He'll be back!!!" AMEN!!!!!!!

[solesirching73]

@themou2008 Tell the truth!

[themou2008]

@solesirching73 He resurrected!!!!!

[m6grimm9]

@themou2008 ..........funny

[Cobra41PW]

Jesus was born year zero

[MrJokerLols]

Why?

[JamesRideout123]

THE NEXT VIDEO CANNOT PLAY IN THIS PLAYLIST BECAUSE THE ACCOUNT THAT UPLOADED THE PLAYLIST HAS BEEN TERMINATED!

[nnm3101]

Better than the actual T3 lol

[JamesRideout123]

@nnm3101 I agree lol.

[Satybp666]

Wasnt jeusus born 6th year bc or 6th year ad???

[icemanshiz]

Where's the old Mad TV Arnold? :( Or is he the new one?

[edensdarkpoet]

i love this sketch. back when being conservative was the norm in america

[fatman072496]

dont wurry he'll be back

rotflol

[fatman072496]

where would he get sunglasses in the year 0000

[JudasWasJewJesuSnO]

i FUCKING LIKE IT when T3 shot Judas 3 Times lol jajajajajajaja

[tubeyoukonto]

why does the black guy always die first?

[SuperUtube14]

Ahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahah­ahha OMG this is the funniest!

they should make this a movie x'D

[Wargod2]

what are you? a glutton for punishment?

XD

[ONNIHOLTTA]

Freaking awesome!! Hahha

[meleniumshane90]

"Stop! Stop killing Judas!" and "Don't worry.... He'll be back"

[TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

Stop killing Judas!!

[Spocktavian]

This is much better than the REAL Terminator 3

[Cpnowys1awsome]

year 0000?

[Olympusdevil]

This will make a good movie

[imtheoptimator]

Sadly, this was a lot better than the actual Terminator 3.

[skateNappreciate]

bursted out laughing when he shot judas a third time, oh my god...

[AsharakWizeGrynch]

Why?

[Mrgrimm9991]

what does the terminator do during the 33 year time period?

[zuckusstrandosian]

@Mrgrimm9991 probably builds his shotgun lol

[adavila1997]

This should be in the Passion of Christ XD

[xxbrakedancerrxx]

dont wrry he'll be back

[wtflol13]

i should had have watch this on Rapture day huh??

[ManInBones01]

Funny premise, but an awful Arnold impression.

[CelestialWoodway]

@ManInBones01 Looks and sounds just like his retarded ass.

[tsuba14]

what are you, some kind of wiseguy?

well, actually, yes.

rofl

[MrPbG3]

"STOP KILLING JUDAS!!!!!" rofl!!!

[corona717]

hahaha this is hilariouse

[jmr1068204]

This is stupid...

[SephiraEmpress]

That is quite prolly, the best comedy skit ever!

[hoesay198]

why?,,,

hahah

[MannyzWorld133]

i cried.

when i saw this..

X'D

[TheForeignStudios]

-____-

[vertom1]

DONT WORRY. jesus wont be back

[Andrei09able]

Asta la Bista baby Jessus!

[TheOjibway84]

@Andrei09able it's Hasta La Vista

[brian4got]

hilarious xD

[KYRAN141]

where was this guy when this happend

[jabe55]

LOL!!!  Awesome!!

[kalamargigante374]

No more no less, what could happen if arnold shwartzenegger meet jesus christ, je je.

[NavySealWannabe67]

Jesus: You cant go around killing people

Arnald: Why?

Jesus: Cause it's one of god's commandments

Arnald: Why? XD XD

[Albert7980]

How did he get the guns?

[LorieHollies]

What are you? Some kinda wise guy?!

[reyyfabiola]

@LorieHollies Well, actually yes. lol

[grzdrgz]

"Forgive him, Father, he is a robot from the future."

Answer the question, Jesus!

[Madara0Sama]

Gotta love old MADtv.

[Rollermacka]

The sad part is this movie would have been better than the actual T3 they made

[pancreas4online]

this vid is perfect! really good job.

[axatheoriginalbiitch]

"stop killing judas!!!" ahahaha

[Solarfactor]

Better than the real Terminator 3.

[7cci]

great arnold, youve ruined salvation for mankind...satan sent him

[NY1love]

hilarious when he bucks the first three soldiers haha

[zpflkdfs]

''Don't worry...he'll be back''

...

''what?''

[ssj3matenks]

LMAO, I love it when they mix two sci-fi stories together like this. It's like Freddy verus Jason. SO DAMN FUNNY when two make-believe stories told for so long come together

[gsp2241]

@ssj3matenks we get it.

[ssj3matenks]

@gsp2241 yeah..... I was trying to be "THAT" jerk

[FEAR709]

what are you some kind of wise guy?

[villarius]

The best part:

- Brothers, my time with you is almost over. But for now - let us eat!

- EAT THIS! BOOM!

[nickr3908]

Eat this. So funny

[cornfrosties123]

astalavista Baby Jesus

[generaljaybird]

Stop killing Judas!!

[ADdadirector]

I do remember a part in the bible when Jesus was protected the T-1000

[Supershake9595]

Ponchus Pilate at ten o'clock!!!

[kris9star]

I would so go to see this.

[pbmdh]

Awful impersonation of Arnold.

[Riqsuav1]

"Enjoying the night air, my brother?"

lol

[severelyKILLED15]

@Riqsuav1 how was that funny

[Riqsuav1]

@severelyKILLED15 Cuz it was a funny question to ask someone walking around butt ass naked. THATS HOW!!!

[CadetCPL2606]

LMFAO he keeps asking Jesus "Why?" omg too funny.

[Sightles]

hell i go see this movie xD

[Ghostgirl777]

XDD I'm a Christian and I find this hilarious.

[NewSuperAvenger]

"Hasta la Vista, baby Jesus." EPIC!!!

[SC4211]

How in the world did he get a shotgun?!

[prinnyXdood]

@SC4211 Maybe he made it before he met Jesus?

[Spy1950]

EAT THIS!

[YourPalHDee]

I genuinely don't understand this show, the themes are all adult, but the jokes are so childish... I genuinely can't see where the gigantic audience for this show resides....

[Patrick4966534]

@YourPalHDee you need a Sense of humor to understand :)

[Ultima770]

looks like 100 people betrayed Jesus

[foxtweeg]

what a brilliant sketch! who knew that jesus and the terminator would make such a great team! :D

[sserpent21]

Wheres WIll Sasso? This would have been a much better segment if Arnold was still WIll

[gialos]

pontius pilatus 10 o'clock !!

[LukaDjuric94]

dont worry he will be back :)

[TheSependerman]

jesus talk inglis ??

[flx789]

Ha ha this brings me back when I first saw this..funny then funny now

[elgrande1987]

EAT THIS!!! I'M PROGRAM TO PROTECT YOU, WATCH YOUR SELF 10 O CLOCK THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS I SWEAR DON'T WORRY HE'LL BE BACK JAJAJA FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE