Dissidia Final Fantasy: Vs. Sephiroth Intros

[PheonyxImperius]

Wow. I guess Sephiroth has a sense of humor after all.

[solidusny07]

as much as sephorith was supposed to the "bad ass" of the bad, some of his quotes in the 1st dissidia game I couldn't help but laugh..obviously the "you're annoying", as well as the "I'll make you frown" and "you seem quite worked up"...lol..too bad they made his quotes more serious in the 2nd dissidia game..

[skyhart100]

he actually sounds caring towards terra! awwwwww

[Jolirancher1000]

"Your Annoying...." LOL XD

[ropeittight06]

hmm i think they made Seph just a bit to nice in this game...

[XenoZillaArt]

the voice actor for Sephy wasn't very motivated it seems :/

[knightpnyou]

1:28 lol and what the hell happened to his sexy 9001 hour long nova attack ;-;

[Hazard803]

Sephiroth to Justin Bieber:

A formed musician? Please...

[Hazard803]

Sephiroth to Ultimecia:

Mother?

[Dracori93]

1:27

Sephiroth:You're annoying...

??? : Hey Sephiroth !!

Sephiroth: hm ?

??? : Omni

Sephiroth: what ?

??? : OMNISLAAAAAAASH

Sephiroth: ಠ_ಠ *dies*

[amcgbc]

Sephiroth has some serious mommy issues.

Either that or an Oedipal Complex.

[ReiaSage]

Aww everyone is so nice to Terra. ^_^

[SteelandSouls15]

"I'm going to make you frown." -Sephiroth

"I, Garland, will knock you down." -Garland

all winners here folks

[cobaltscarf]

@SteelandSouls15 lets not forget

"Destroy destroy destroy"-kefka

[TheRocketKnighter]

"I'll make you frown."...that's..kinda lame.

[Kurotsuchi94]

he is the ultimate TROLLING dude i ever seen in my life he says to bartz can you mimic my strength?¡ at the end of the battles he would say u mad bro

[perun1nj]

*Looks at Tidus

Sephiroth: I'll make you frown.

*Looks at Squall

Sephiroth: I'll make YOU smile.

[XtremelyRandomNinja]

All that flowery language, and all Kefka gets is "You're annoying"? Kefka's got talent.

[RoddickFarrence589]

@NostalgicSince2005 You made me think about Seifer to Squall if he's in the game like:

*Squall looks at Seifer

Seifer: Maybe you're a gay.

[RoddickFarrence589]

If Jenova's in the game, Onion Knight would say, "You look kinda like Cloud of Darkne--"

*b***h-slapped by CoD

[Zeracheil]

Sephiroth: There can be only one!

....wrong video game seph..

[Yuna264]

*Sephiroth clone appears*

Sephiroth: *topless* "There's only room for one.."

Fangirls: "OHH! STRIPTEASE~!

[gaur123456789]

Sephiroth: "Only I can ruin everything"

Me: "You mean, just like how you ruined dissidia tournaments with shadow flare?"

[unitedjt345]

Kefka's an idiot. Srsly he's an evil CLOWN. At the very least he's just comic relief

::Sephiroth/FFVIIFan::

[Profilejc98]

Kefka: Yo' Moma so fat-

*Kefka is Killed*

[devilnier]

cloud is an ignorit tratoir

[c4cool0929]

Barts(enters showing off his copied weapons)

Sephiroth: "Can you copy my strength?"

Barts (lowers his arms, sword disapears)

Hahaha!!! It looked like Barts was suddenly speechless and realized he was screwed lmao!

[HittokiriBattousai17]

1:26

You're annoying....

[Fineneoghostx2]

HAHAHAHA! Naked Sephiroth saying "There's only room for one" and then they fight to see who will fuck Clo...

[joey50557]

sleep with dis' pear?

[GreatBroly]

Kefka LOOOOOL

[SPDGrey]

"I'll make you frown"

...

Come on, Sephiroth...really?

[RoddickFarrence589]

If Jenova's in the game, Sephy's intro to her will only be one word:

MOTHER!

[Simodragon95]

@RoddickFarrence589

MOMYYYYYYY!!!!!!^^

[Aqua311]

@RoddickFarrence589 Then he'll slice her head off.

[Cetra29]

@RoddickFarrence589

You mean Broly. He knows only one word.

[linkfan160]

OMG That was awesome! My favorite one was "Only I can ruin everything.."

LMAO Kefka: "You're annoying...."

[zinope123]

oh shit! Seph is going to make me frown!!! It's my one weakness.

[WhipLash42o]

@zinope123 Bullet's are my only weakness D:

[DarthVengent]

I'm beginning to wish Sepiroth beat Cloud. Cloud is so damn boring, he's more boring than WoL... Warrior of friggin Light! Really?!

[coolb3y]

you're annoying. LOL

[tjvtown1]

Sleep with despair? Is she hot?

[Deathseeker214]

"Can you mimic my strength" is basically "Up your ass".

[oilyhakan]

sleep with despair XD theres a girl named despair somewhare XD 

[SpyGuysX]

@oilyhakan sleep with this pear

[oilyhakan]

@SpyGuysX sexy >:3

[MetalGearNakedSnake]

Sephiroth was actually trying to summon JECHT, but all he got was meteor...

[battlin]

last guy reminds me of lavitz

[lightsora314]

"Sleep with this pair"

[bveress]

the last 4 are made for that's what she said

[0007Laranja0007]

Sephiroth:"There's only room for one."

Me:"Nooo.....actually there's room enough for both of you and more!" XD

[SteelGolden]

"ILL MAKE YOU......FROWN." what a lame insult, but its funny

[Spyrai]

*Kefka bounces in*

Sephiroth: "...Your annoying"

LOL =P

[supersonic2394161]

Wow sephy made a major BURN on kefka. XD Wait hwo is cloud and ignorant traitor? HE never sided with him.

[LokizarroX]

@supersonic2394161 It's a reference to FFVII, when Cloud finds Sephiroth reading in the Shinra Mansion Basement/Library, Sephiroth calls him (and all humans) a traitor for banishing the cetra.

[supersonic2394161]

Wow I totally forgot about that cut scene I just played 7 last december/january too.

[LokizarroX]

@supersonic2394161 I only played it again recently, but the whole scene sticks out to me, awesome game.

[supersonic2394161]

It's good just takes to much griningd to be able ot beat emerald weapon I think. Ruby was so easy in comparision. The only gripe I have with the game.

[RATPT0I]

@supersonic2394161

Sephiroth: "You're annoying."

Kefka:"kiss my ass"

[supersonic2394161]

Very mature also a very bad come back.

[RATPT0I]

@supersonic2394161

when was kefka ever supposed to be mature?

[supersonic2394161]

He's always been mature just not sane.

[RATPT0I]

@supersonic2394161

Not at all. Thats like saying Sephiroth has Kefka's "maturity" because hes insane.

I mean, Kefka responds to Sephiroth by slapping his ass! If that's due to insanity, then I'll hate to see the day when Sephiroth slaps his own ass.

[darkservantofheaven]

@RATPT0I chyeah Id hate to see that too....but Im sure his fangirls would love to see that..

[MJNSEIFER]

@supersonic2394161 He DID side with Sephiroth - they were both of Shinra at one point.

[supersonic2394161]

Yeah but sephiroth was with soilder in shinra and he hadn't freaked out yet about beign an experiment of hojo's yet. Cloud was of the normal military branch the only thing in common was they both happened to work for shinra.

[Darkraigrl]

...His quotes make a lot of sense in the characters they're said to. He's a bit of an asshole *coughkilledaerithcough* but he can sound quite wise.... Maybe that's just me though. xD

[Darkraigrl]

1:43 ...Much as I don't like Sephiroth, he's freaking hot in shirtless mode... o///o

[RooneyHimself]

Sephiroth sounds like Batman from the first movie

[darkservantofheaven]

@RooneyHimself which is Ironic because he is voiced by superman...let that sink in...voiced by superman..now picture sephiroth's lines coming out of superman

[floooooooooooooooood]

Characters should talk to each other during intros rather then the enemy saying something and the fighter looking like he/she made a response.

[MATxVP]

This video should be renamed "Sephiroth's dishes out reality checks."

I know Tidus won't be smiling when he cashes his in, cha-ching!

[theangelkap]

i love kefka's entrance. lol kefka= BEST FF VILLAN!

[Spencersbiggestfan]

Mamma's boy.

[shadowrose8907]

"I'll make you frown."

Whoo, there's a vicious threat there!

[Hitsyfication]

@shadowrose8907 Considering it's Tidus, that's a pretty deep remark!

[Dude4945]

Sephiroth to Kefka: You're annoying...

[abkmf]

Sephiroth: "You ignorant traitor!"

Cloud: "I make love to whoever I like!"

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

Sephiroth: I am the chosen one.

Emperor: Keep thinking that. Momma's boy.

Sephiroth: I'm going 1-Winged Angel on your ass biatch!

Emperor: Hmph.

[patricknonstar]

you ignorant traitor!

[Kmariz0134]

WHAAATT?! Why when Sepiroth went against himself he was shirtless.... was he gonna...? Maybe she only has one shirt....or..... HAH

[Kmariz0134]

Your Anoying.. lol

[twiggysangel13]

with sephiroth's villianly it was more the other characters building him up... saying he couldn't be defeated and he disappeared, and all this other stuff and while ur playing the game its like holy who the fuck is this guy LOL

[Hydrablaze3773]

Funny how awkward these sound without background music....

[ladycordelia17]

@Hydrablaze3773 - The line "Don't fear the power to destroy," to Terra doesn't sound awkward at all. In fact, to me it sounds rather seductive (no matter what music, or silence, is in the background). And notice how Terra is the only opponent Sephiroth *doesn't* either threaten or disdain. Maybe Sephiroth lusts for Terra's beauty as well as her power and could be trying to seduce her (probably as yet another way to antagonize the hell out of Cloud).

[Hydrablaze3773]

@ladycordelia17 Huh... he DOES have a bit of a... what's the word, coy? Although to be fair, when I hear a guy talk, seductive is NEVER the first word that comes to mind. But some lines like "The rose wilts." are just kind of awkward in the first place. Possibly poetic, but when that's all that's said, then they start fighting, it's just kind of like "....OK..." Still, I guess it does depend on how you look at it.

[KingGhidorah5464]

is it different for each character?

[EdgeHeadFUHaters]

Sephiroth: "Your annoying."

Kefka: "Your a momma's boy."

[raeven1212]

sephiroth is cold

[xRaineDropsx]

"Another washed up monster"

Oh snap. Cloud of darkness got dissed D:

[UrGoinDownBud]

1:12 I'l remember not to invite sephiroth to my parties <:l

[darkcoeficient]

all I heard him say was "I lack emotion in my words". seems they saved money on voice acting since they used microsoft sam for sephiroth

[LordManda2]

@darkcoeficient What did you expect? Hes SEPHIROTH, the most boring FF antagonist of all time!

[darkservantofheaven]

@LordManda2 what about Yu Yevon? the oversized tick from FFX?

[LordManda2]

@darkservantofheaven Ah, you got me there xD

[darkservantofheaven]

@LordManda2 hehehe...Sephiroth..the hit or miss antagonist of FF....Yu Yevon...a tick the size of your head...Cloud the hit or miss protagist of FF...Tidas...the whiney little bitch bag who's very voice can make fans squeel and make haters cringe!! Kefka is thinking....hmmm a giant bug? or a mommas boy?...well the mommas boy is rather cruel...the giant bug is...well a giant bug......oh hell...LIGHT OF JUDGEMENT!!!

[mirrorpiece]

I think i enjoyed Final Fantasy 7 more then 6.. but that isn't to say i don't like 6. because i freaking do a lot. I think Kefka is the better villain, Sephiroth is a very bland villain.. though i enjoyed fighting Sephiroth more then i did Kefka. Thats not to say i didn't enjoy fighting Kefka, because i freaking did!

See.. you don't have to pick sides when talking about Final fantasy 6 vs 7. They are both very very good games.

[LukeCastellan909]

@mirrorpiece No. You can only choose one. You're either a Final Fantasy 7 kind of person or a Final Fantasy 6 Kind of person. Final Fantasy 6 was awesome. It had more story than 7. 7 is just like "Oh hey, I'm cloud I'm gonna work for this terrorist group and gain money, Opps, I met with a random girl who isn't important 'till later, Now I have to go on an adventure to stop shinra from destroying Midgar, Omg Sephiroth! You get the idea right? Final Fantasy 7's story is just cloud coincidently

[mirrorpiece]

@LukeCastellan909 no, final fantasy 7s story is deffinitly not just made up that way. I am sure there is alot of thought put behind it. I think i liked final fantasy 7 more because it just felt a larger game to me. I got sucked in more. But why is everybody always argueing about 6 and 7. Like that are the only good final fantasy. wrong-.-'

But i do agree with Sephiroth though. His fanbase is mostly fan of his appearence.. But villain-wise.. nope, he never did anything.

[LukeCastellan909]

@mirrorpiece Okay, I'll admit, I was wrong about 7's story and all that. I've just never liked 7. And with sephiroth? Yes. He attempted to destroy the world, I guess that's alright. I'm only into Final Fantasy 6 Because of Mr. Batshit crazy...er Kefka.

[darkservantofheaven]

@mirrorpiece never did anything? while I agree he isnt on the level of Kefka(which is pretty damn high) but give the guy some credit man. 1. Killed off a main character 2. destroyed home town of the hero(and killed his family) 3. Psychological torments(and continues to do that) the main hero, 4. manipulated several living beings with his cells to meet at the northern cavern(from beyond the grave no less) 5. Can kick your ass in battle with out magic, 6. Had a fall from grace...

[darkservantofheaven]

@mirrorpiece (a fall from grace is a little more interesting that a batshit crazy clown who was always evil, atleast in my opinion) Has a strange mentor type of mentality(when he was good at one point) and not to mention while he didnt attain godhood, he does have a since of prolonged existence and can comeback from the grave thanks to mommies cells being scattered everywhere....while not as evil or as cool as kefka, but he is pretty damn awsome...not the best vilian, but not the worst vilain

[darkservantofheaven]

@mirrorpiece the worst villian in my opinion would be Yu Yevon( an oversized tick in a giant whale, but then when the heros of the game are 2 of idiotic blitzball players(tidas and wakka annoy me more rabid sephiroth fanboys/fangirls), a goth chick(Lulu is a damn a hot one at that) an old samurai(who could probably fight sephiroth to a match) a peice of Jailbait(Rikuu needs some friggen clothes) and a doormat (I'm talking to you Yuna) yeah FFX is the lamest(2 me anyway...Ject was awsome though

[LukeCastellan909]

@mirrorpiece Part two of my previous comment* Stumbling across Areith(Spelled wrong?) and destroying someone of no importance(Sephiroth)

[DerMaikster93]

...after Cloud of Darkness... Sephiroths Voice turned into WESKERS VOICE!!!!!11eleven

[orichalcossaiyan]

I kinda feel like Crispin Freeman would have been a better pick for Sephiroths voice cause he can make him sound evil and even when Sephiroth would get frustrated maybe add in an Alucard laugh.

[darkservantofheaven]

@orichalcossaiyan or he can do it like Itachi Uchiha...

[orichalcossaiyan]

Yeah that would be better cause Sephiroth has a calm sounding voice based off his voice alone you would never think of him as a villain if just talked casually.

[darkservantofheaven]

@orichalcossaiyan Dont get me wrong, I like Goerge Newbern as sephiroth, mostly in Advent Children and Crisis Core.

[bluematrix109]

after watching all the other intros.. I just realized "It's Sephiroth! Who the fuck can stand up to him? " I have to say Sephroth's intros are the most intimadating.

[Meidoification]

@bluematrix109 Congratulations, you're another Sephiroth fanboy. We would give you a cookie, but we ran out about 2 000 000 000 people ago.

[Dragonpit]

"Only I can ruin everything."

...No kidding...

[DarthAlphaTheGreat]

Sephy have monotone voice.

[fattyrackle]

When Kefka comes out, he should've just gone, "Homo." would'a been so much more appropriate.

[bja808]

Sephiroth: "Your planet is an illusion"

Zidane: "Your mama's an illusion"

Sephiroth DX

[LukeCastellan909]

@bja808 Sephiroth, It's true, Deal with it.

[sakanaaa]

@bja808

HAH, thats a good one!

[iwannatry2]

@bja808

LOL OHHHHH!!! TREATED!!!!

[unitedjt345]

@bja808 ROFL

[zeldaed123]

1:29

Sephiroth: And I'm not a momma's boy.

Kefka: Of course you aren't, and I'm the king of Ivalice!

[JohnAtDawn]

@zeldaed123

Kefka: ... And I don't even LIVE there!

[EternalAshira]

Sleep with dis pear XD

[RobertSilvermyst]

Sephiroth: Only I can ruin everything

Too true, in more ways than one =P

[TalysAlankil]

Seriously, the quote to Kefka sucks a little. The dub team could have done SO MUCH with it, even by staying in character. And all we get is "you're annoying".

[ladycordelia17]

@TalysAlankil - What matters is that it's very true and in-character. I imagine that five minutes in the Old Chaos Shrine and Sephiroth has had-it-up-to-HERE with Kefka. (Which must be why he's a little nicer to Terra than to anyone else.)

[JohnAtDawn]

"What does a beast know?"

I dunno...maybe I'm a lion

[spyder180]

@JohnAtDawn lol I see what you did there.

[RawwrPandas]

I think Sephiroth has the best intro =P

I saw Cloud's intros... he's the same as always. There's no life in his voice at all.

[JohnAtDawn]

@RawwrPandas dont you dare blame steve burton for that!

[tennyoAMV]

I love what Sephiroth says when he fight's himself.

It's like... HIGHLANDER!!!

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

Sephiroth's lines to Terra and Kuja are almost like he's trying to train them...

[PseudoImitation]

"There's only room for one..." That's what she said?

[SpyGuysX]

Sleep with this pear

[nognir616]

To Kefka: "You're annoying"

Somebody had to say that in the game!

[ChaosZack08]

To be honest an AC Sephiroth should be equal to God of Magic Kefka. After all, an AC Safer/Bizzaro Sephiroth should be stronger than Omega.

[Sephiroth18769]

Sephiroth>a dumb ass weak clown that can get killed in 1 attack.

Now to hear all the little clown lovers rage HAHAHAHA

[krazykillerhippo]

@Sephiroth18769 hey im not little im pretty tall!

[Sephiroth18769]

Kefka is the weakest link in the game.

[goldenphoenixnaruto]

Sephiroth: You have to learn to stay focused.

Me: -pictures Kuja spazzing over something shiny-

[AL94RUSS]

"you ignorant traitor" - best part of this video

[TheSuper777s]

lmfaO! in 2 words sephiroth sums up kefka

[Vlauer94]

"Everyone's favorite planet draining, village burning, meteor conjuring, flower girl murdering, and 7 foot katana wielding badass sounds eccentric as expected but fortunately doesn't babble on about "Mother" since Jenova's not in the game."

Epic win description right there.

[Xandersama]

Sephiroth: Do you want more scars?

Gabranth: Do you want your mommy?

Sephiroth: ..... touché

[SoranotRoxas]

@Xandersama Yes! lol. I like that. That was a good one.

[VulcanHeStan]

Kefka: *Blows up Sephiroth*

HAH! Just another loser!

[masonlebourn]

what the hell is this. Psychology with Sephiroth ?

[squash8402]

he pulled a highlander on himself

"there can only be one"

[Ovseever]

LOL at Kefka :D

[bja808]

Sephiroth: Your planet is an illusion

Zidane: Your mama's an illusion 

[RecklessDragoon]

Sephiroth (to Shantotto): "A former hero? Please..."

Look who's talking...

[marioman863]

Sephiroth: you're annoying

Kefka: and your a momma's boy

[Link500ACS]

@marioman863 that so should of been kefkas reply....

kefka> mamas boy anyday.

[EnvyMizuhashi]

@marioman863 A 3D, poorly rendered mamma's boy to be exact.

[MaverickHunterZero75]

I love how Sephiroth says something epic to each of his opponents, but all he says to Kefka is:

"You're annoying."

[MaverickHunterZero75]

@Lonshivors Yep.

[Lonshivors]

@MaverickHunterZero75

Correction - Kefka: "What is it that you want".

[MaverickHunterZero75]

@Lonshivors Yep again.

[darkservantofheaven]

@MaverickHunterZero75 it gets better in Duo Decim...."die laughing"

[MaverickHunterZero75]

@darkservantofheaven Yep.

[xAznSkyxx]

Sleep with this pear.

[taki255]

do you want more scars?

[rederci939]

"i'll make you frown."

That line is so awful, it's epic.

[Wraythhmark]

Wow, he really tries to rip the heart out of his opponents with caustic observations, but all he says to his booty baby Kuja is pretty much "Stay focused baby..." and he probably won't make it hurt too much ;)

[Randomizer903]

Kefka: uhh, what is it that you want?

Sephiroth: I wish to make passionate love to Cloud--

Kefka: *gasp*

Sephiroth: --Of Darkness...

Kefka: ...Who doesn't?

Sephiroth: ...and Ultimecia.

Kefka: ...You have good taste.

[Gothpolyphonist]

@Randomizer903 This is the reason why Kefka and Sephy are the most popular villains XD

[Gormaoul]

A former pear that was eaten but which once originally belonged to Golbez who I had told to sleep with a pear but who apparently thought it beneath him to even so much as consider the proposition seriously... ? Please...