Zach Galifianakis - "Rude To Do At A Funeral"

[BobbyD167]

wow



[JesusTheGardener]

he looks like Ron Swanson

[dmeskouris]

hahaha I love Zach, he's out of his mind!!!! Check out my SKETCH COMEDY CHANNEL PEOPLES...

[Gonko100]

I'm so doing that on my dad's funeral.

[JonnyBoyGir4]

No Beard NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO The Beard Is Needed It Completes His Awesome Look

[RDBeatnik]

He looks more like Ron F. Swanson.

[iChronical]

he looks so greek

[humanitybg]

He looks like Pablo Escobar haahah. No, but really.

[BlatendCrude]

Are there any funny things with him in it......?

[silverfeather101]

OMFG THE BEARD FAIRY TOOK BACK ITS PRIZED POSSESSION 

[EpicTrollSpam]

@silverfeather101 FUCK

[iHATEallie123]

wheres his jesus beard!!! good lord

[potatoelover95]

i almost cried when i saw his lifeless chin

[spinderellafire]

@potatoelover95 bwhahahhahaaaa omg that phrase is just... beautiful.

[Peztrumentals]

he looks like Mark Twain

[TheoHuxtable07]

@Peztrumentals Yeah, I see that.

[phreestylesk8r]

the beards gone!

[MoonStruckHAM]

funny but watch our channel for comedy sketches and please sub to us!!!

[ssharkbait]

You guys should be nice to Zach, he's been through a lot.

The KKK wouldn't let his Dad join because he was Greek and the only thing his brother and he ever bond over is the Fugees and Funyuns.

[AmericanDreamlol]

@ssharkbait fuck kkk

[keepitkoolman]

wheres the beard!

[batman53092]

don't think thats rude.

[TheJosh1111111111111]

not funny.

[cwiscool]

Just doesnt look right without his beard ;_;

[c4r50n1]

@cwiscool He probably was doing Seth Galifinakis stuff.

[SuperHomesickAlien3k]

ROWSDOWER!

[AwesumLittleRedTruck]

@SuperHomesickAlien3k YES!! THANK YOU SIR!!

[j4967p]

he's a trip. The deadpan aspect makes him kill. He's brilliant in his simplicity like JB.

[misterpers0n]

He's just not Zach without his beard.

[d13lzebub]

Zach Galifianakis is a comic genius, and it boggles my mind how anyone can think otherwise. I'd actually rather watch Big Momma's House 2 than Dane Cook's stand-up.

[AsG1989]

sure this isnt seth>?

[chavedappelle]

I used to have that phone.

[welphaibai]

@BRAINROTAGE

>"fuckin cheesecakes"

[jda11918]

@BRAINROTAGE You know you want to drink Zach's procreative juices

[rainman61394]

@Dresden1065 I saw you comment on the last couple Zach galifinakis videos. All you do is bash. Do you have something better to do?

[Dresden1065]

I feel like Stewie from family guy whenever he's around Buzz killington, whenever I hear Zack Galifanakis crack a lame ass joke. This dude is not funny.

[nickywilliams777]

@Dresden1065 well, you watch family guy. Your opinion on comedy is invalid.

[Dresden1065]

@nickywilliams777 Uh, no it's not actually. Some Fmily Guy episodes are actually funny and if you gave the show a chance (like I'm doing for Galifiankis) you'd know that. Besides Family Guy or not, it won't change the fact that this man is NOT funny and is highly overrated.

Dave Chappelle, Bret Ernst, Will Ferrel (when he was on SNL), Eddie Murphy (in the 80's), Daniel Tosh.....THESE guys are funny and are REAL comedians.

Good day.

[davethehostage]

@Dresden1065 You believe Daniel Tosh is funny.

..and that's all I've gotta say.

[loverofcoldcraisins]

@Dresden1065 You spelled 'Family' wrong.

[countchunkula]

@Dresden1065 Zach is funny, it's just not your type of comedy, It's meta-humor, such as the great Andy Kauffman. Not everyone's going to enjoy the material, That's the point. If your smart enough or retarded enough you will get the jokes.

[cubensis4life]

@countchunkula There's more to not enjoying a comedian than whether a person is "smart enough or retarded enough"..... I'm a smart guy, I get all of his jokes - they really aren't that complex and I question whether you truly believe somebody needs to be that smart to find this guy funny, but I simply don't find them funny. I think Zach's a hilarious motherfucker when he's in movies, or that between the ferns shit he does, but his stand up sucks. Just my opinion though, I'm not here to annoy.

[countchunkula]

@cubensis4life I respect you opinion, i didn't say you just have to be smart you can also be retarded and enjoy it. Like i said before it's not your type of humor, it's meta-humor. Now go watch dane cook.

[cubensis4life]

@countchunkula dane cook blows asshole. give me some stanhope, chappelle, or hedberg and im good

[RobotTickleFight]

Big Momma's House 2 is inappropriate ANYWHERE

[davethehostage]

This is fucking hilarious.

[illuminatioracle]

eww. he looks so creepy with just the moustache like he played a teacher in a show from the 80s or something

[ninjakitty88]

where's the beard at?

[andythefork]

I love how Big Momma's House 2 is a recurring joke with Zach

[Tulljfette]

ITS A ME! ZACH!

[orisiris1]

wtf y doesnt he have a beard

[zTsCz]

thats not zach its seth

[andytsa]

galifianakis is greek people!

greeks all racistas!they make fun of albania.they say if u go with a piece of pie in albania u can open a restaurant!this not true!albania is great as usa.

all greeks hate usa.greeks racistas and galifianakis greek.stop him or albania stop support to usa.

[ZxZerglingXz]

@andytsa stfu. nobody gives a shit about greek or albania, or your retarded ass who i suspect half of the world cant understand, with your horribly impropper english abilities. your being racist yourself, claiming all greeks are racists. in my OPINION, you suck, albania sucks, and your family can go die in a fire.

[jamieguitarman]

@andytsa everyone except albanians and americans hate albania and usa

greece ftw

[BiteSizeVlogs]

@andytsa Did you learn english in a back alley?

[macarion]

@BiteSizeVlogs He's obviously Albanian...

[e3axordos]

@andytsa

dude if you got a problem with greek people then stop imigrating to their country

[Zappamanz]

two camels in a tiny car aint got no pancake mix

[Fistbeardthepirate]

@bond290 what has that got to do with this video at all????

[CosmonautGhost]

@bond290 HE AIN'T GONNA EMAIL YOU

[americanidoldream777]

ily babyy:)

[godrodemyscooter]

@americanidoldream777 you too, slut

[MrChameleon2010]

He was funny in Hangover. it ends there for me. Zach, You don't know what it means to give it your all. You have to reach down deep into your creative carcass and rip those feelings from your loins of laughter. Seriously man. You're stuff is getting stale. You have to reinvent you. YOU!

[Cyclone3021]

@MrChameleon2010

wow. hangover was stale compared to this. "give it your all," this guy's whole routine is antithetical to that approach, and that's why it's so funny

[MrChameleon2010]

@Cyclone3021 Sorry, More and more things fail to amuse me these days. I lost the giggle bugs a few decades back. But I think if I woke up tomorrow and they reported on the news that a 8 mile wide rock was heading for us I might be able to squeeze out one more LULz

[southrules]

@MrChameleon2010

I think your IQ ends there for you......ooooohhh *snap*

[pf1238933]

He looks like a fatter jeff foxworthy with the mustache. The Hangover 2 will be awesome even if its all him doing his stand up

[FORDboy357]

He looks like Ron Jeremy without the beard.

He has the most epic beard in all of Hollywood and he's from North Carolina! Woot woot!

[thirtysilver]

Hilarious!

[cbeckett22]

Who doesn't like umbrellas, Carl?

[lilant94012]

sweet stache

[larwhelan]

i don't find this funny atall!

[zaprudermacphee]

what's movie phones?

[macarion]

eat my cock.

[thecolorunknown]

@jumbolarge108 They defend him because they are FANS. The answer is in the word..

[jumbolarge108]

what was funny about this one?

[thecolorunknown]

@jumbolarge108 You ant me to explain to you why some people's brains register this as humorous?

Give me a decade or so to gather my research..

[RichieLivingston]

Your snappy comeback was tarnished by your inability to differentiate verbs from insects.

[thecolorunknown]

@RichieLivingston Yes because typos directly correlate to the intelligence of a person and the merit of their thoughts.

Quick, we must inform the press!!

[RichieLivingston]

Your statement is correct.

And you're a faggot.

[thecolorunknown]

Well that explains the dick in my mouth..

Thank god I had you to tell me this otherwise all those gay orgies would have continued to just confuse me! :D Please oh please don't let it take you another week to think of more wisdom, because we all obviously care a lot about your opinions. :)

<3

[RichieLivingston]

I'm glad you've discovered your identity in the world as a gay man. Many homosexuals struggle with accepting who they are. I'm also sorry I don't have more time to explain things to you, but attention craving cock monglers like yourself tend to be a bit too clingy for my tastes.

[thecolorunknown]

For me though, you seem to be able to make time. ;)

This only means one thing, we need to stop all this fighting. I understand how you feel and you can stop being so defensive. No need to be shy, if you want to gargle my balls just ask.

I ain't shy ;) <3

[EricFinnerty]

Nt Tru

[larwhelan]

thumbs up to that

[FuckShepherd]

Hes lost a lot of weight!

[MistaKwayzee]

he won't be funny if he loses weight

[TdrdenCO11]

he will always be funny

[hahameZX]

you're right, the amount you weigh always determins how funny you are.

[gamerrl]

@hahameZX

there's nothing funny about a physically fit man. When Will Ferral joined SNL he was in shape and even slightly muscular. He didnt get funny until he let himself go and got some flab.

[Youaregayprobley]

@gamerrl Nothing funny about a physically fit man - direct quote from funny people

[MistaKwayzee]

in his case it does

[TotalKaosE]

this is true in some aspects. Look at Will Sasso. Not so funny anymore

[ibeleaf]

even though the video is from 07..... i think you mean he gained weight

[erpo123]

hahahaha!

[Grove0730]

Greatest 31 seconds I've ever spent on youtube.

[ThomasStillbranch]

couldn't have been a better movie title for that joke XD

[ilanalovesorcas]

@ThomasStillbranch: agreed!! haha!

[chiakimomo]

zach is the funniest, hottest, most talented comedian

[hAzMiCiUs]

well hes Greek :D

[fivedollerfootlong]

@chiakimomo suckup, hes hilarious and talented, but if u think the dudes attractive u must be ugly as fuck!

[chiakimomo]

@fivedollerfootlong

[chiakimomo]

@fivedollerfootlong: or i just have my own opinion. and nobody can deny that zach is a babe, come on.

[Danceallnightbabe]

@chiakimomo he is by far the funniest!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IBG67]

@chiakimomo except tosh........

[chiakimomo]

@IBG67 no.

[Stonezyy]

@chiakimomo woah, with those comments i think your the funniest.

[p0otytang]

@chiakimomo hot? dame girls these days have a bigg variety no affence to zach he sexxy to me and im a aguy

[00canibeurfriend00]

@p0otytang You are not alone thinking he is!!!

[furrcola]

@chiakimomo two out of three ain't bad

[Jawsmoker]

@chiakimomo I don't think any of that is true...

[Cacache23]

This is the greatest thing on Earth. I just keep watching it and it keeps getting funnier and funnier.

[nevshaun]

right on

[haproductions01]

this man is all about dry humour. how the hell is he like conan?

[Peaceforbreakfast123]

roflmao

[donalejandro22]

holy shit

[innatedelicacy]

Why the hell is everyone comparing Conan and Zach? I mean, the only imaginable tangent is that they're both funny and have noteworthy facial/hair.

[caponelocc]

I know huh guy!!!!

[billydubbs]

I think the comparisons come from the fact that with Mr. O'brien, and Mr. Galifianakis, often the joke is not the words themselves, or the slapstick, as in the olden days, but the way their jokes stray, and prey on conventional humor.

[SlimD11]

He looks way different.

[joeishere]

moustache doesnt really work for him haha

[mikecasey24]

One of the funniest comedians out there...people that think he isn't funny probably think Jay Leno and Conan O' Brien are funny which they aren't...Zack has amazing timing, and delvers perfectly without laughing at himself like a Jimmy Fallon

[Babaretro222]

conan's funny stupid

[caponelocc]

simi funny not as funny as zack

[James1803]

I think conan's funny but not so much leno or fallon.

[longboarddude]

i agree zach is one of the best stand up comedians out there, but that's a pretty big assumption to make about fans of leno and conan. conan has never been a stand up comedian, so it's unfair to put him in the same category as the others. i've seen zacH mess up on has delivery as well as laugh at himself. fallon on the other hand is just a mess.

[nyrangers731]

I think Zack and Conan are funny. So don't shit your chicken.

[LexyDanger]

lol um I think people who find Conan funny would be the same people who find Zach funny, and vice versa.

[dstick17]

Agreed. I met Conan on his Late Night show, danced with him, and hugged him. I was also given a set of drumsticks from Max. This is all pre-show, and happens to a lucky person every taping. He was hilarious, kind, and you can't compare Zach's comedy to Conan's. They're totally different. Both are great in their own right. Zach's got the sarcasm/timing down, Conan has the vaudevillian shtick down.  Give me a break!

[Brotha633]

you're story on meeting conan had nothing to do with zach's style of comedy.. conan being a nice guy and max giving u drum sticks, doesn't have any comparison to zach..

[doodyl9]

THE END OF THE SHOW SONG?

[caponelocc]

nooo noway

[wobbygongman]

Big mommas house 2

[MyInternetChannel]

Fuck everyone, Zach's funny.

[tird0o7]

hell yeah!

[apizyusri]

he kinda looks like a fat billy conolly here hahaha

[allforall48]

what is the performence where he is playing the piano, and all of the sudden he is like "girls dont like it when u say ur going to make jihad on there pussy"

[Cinemaniac7]

OK I can't breathe I am laughing so hard

[jack19790]

Um, ok if you can't breathe then how are you typing? That makes no sense. I would think that posting comments on youtube videos would be last on my to do list when I was without oxygen. Let me know if you're ok though seriously.

[Cinemaniac7]

Wow you're a dick. Is it your hobby to come onto youtube and rag on people? Obviously I can fucking breath if I typed that.

[jack19790]

I'm glad you're ok bro.

[timpedersen]

Are you sure he's ok, he hasnt responded. Frankly I'm still worried.

[jack19790]

We should organize some sort of youtube searchparty for this guy. I just want to know if his airway is obstructed or if it was just a temporary thing from laughing too hard. Or maybe just an overexaggeration and he could actually breathe the whole time. I need to be sure though. I'm glad you're concerned too.

[timpedersen]

I know right? He could be slumped over his keyboard and completely azure by this point. Or he's at 7-11 buying Monster Slurpees and Slim Jims in preparation for his great return. Hosanna!

[jack19790]

You sound really hungry man. I can make you some sloppy joes if you want.

[MrBell81]

nah, i get what he's sayin....seagulls taste better than 'joes

[mcdickassass]

clown jack? what the fuck??? i stopped reading after that...sure theres nothing to follow

[B3nkr3w]

Oh jeez, can we get a confirmation on this man's health status? I can't sleep, have the diarrhea, and seem to be experiencing short term memory loss.

[Cinemaniac7]

I'm perfectly healthy. In fact, healthy enough to come over to your place, bust your mouth open, and screw your mother.

[souperj12]

win.

jack: not only are you not funny, but you're a complete douchebag. Congrats, if you haven't already proved that you have no friends by sitting on youtube and ragging on people, you've pretty much ensured that people on youtube think you're a douche. hang yourself.

[RaptorFan20]

The "hang yourself" part made me laugh.

[dv122]

i get that all the time when im in church, somebodys phone would ring and their phone is always set on high volume and they got these retarded ring tones or it plays a song when it rings

[djphatd]

hahaha Big Mama's House 2!!!!!!!!

[DrePants44]

I scared all the girls around me in the library when I saw this.

Because I was laughing so hard, not...um, for whatever else I could have done.

[benitokicksass]

gotta love zach.

[benitokicksass]

No effeminate southern accent, no Seth.

[mccannisdown]

no beard, no Zach.

en garde!

[lepainiac]

Seth Zachifinaski?

[mccannisdown]

I think we've discovered some new, as yet undiscovered strain of Zeth Galaga-fantasticks.

[RandomFlicks]

awesome haha