Signs (She's not into you)

[ehrenyu]

Hilarious.

[TheAdventuresofAandP]

LOL so true

[HEHEX3X]

You don't know her..*Two seconds later* Me and this girl.

lol



[jeepersitsmeepers]

swoozie with that one girl... SWOOZIE O.o.... your friendzone level is OVER 9000!!! that sucks bro, sorry to hear it :/

[blitzvomitew16]

my BEST advice to ppl on the dating scene.

1. keep your gaurd up

2. dont be a FOOL..sometimes you just gotta say "MAN FUCK THAT BITCH/JERK!"....DON'T jump out there if she/he would not do the same for you

3. give ONLY HALF! HALF HALF HALF HALF H.A.L.F!!!!! of your heart!>>>>>i SWEAR if shit goes downhill you can STILL walk away with a smile..NOT limpin & depresed if you do this!

[LatinBlack83]

LMAO! I LOVED THIS

[billnyethe1742]

FUCK FRIENDZONE YO!

[LuvZippy]

Prime example of a guy who persisted: Urkel



[ak47assassin20]

The part when you were saying about robbing a bank, you sounded like jon from delocated

[Imagistria]

Studying body language is good too. Just saying.

[DreamScapex827]

Where have you been? lol I been missing out on your awesome advice!!!

[lithium339]

this guy is awesome

[souleaterfan1234]

How to survive the Friend-zone... just ask a gay guy about it T.T

[LushBubble21]

Haaaaaha I love the bank rob part!!

[lolerz360]

anyone think this guy looks like big sean?

[jonathantube3000]

This is called le friendzoned :/ a man's worst nightmare. (Rage Comics)

[Whoexactlyshatonwho]

It's a rare thing to get a laugh on youtube but your doing it right swoozie :D

[jovannyrazo]

okay how about this, i initiate conversations with the girl i like all the time, and i told her i liked her, but she told me she was talking to someone else, but still there could be an opportunity between us.. i started talking to her about a month ago, actually talking, so i guess i came in too late? but still dont know if shes into me or not. for her to say we might have a shot, its confusing

[Humbuckers12]

The bank thing is a perfect metaphor. I hate it when that happens. It's happened to me too many times.

[nakeejake69]

hahaha i broke out laughing with the bank thing u said

[lilbitchanair]

im not into you

[MoonLiteWolfPro]

Lol he's right about those hints for girls. If you are leading the conversations ALL the time, she's not into at all.

[rolltap38]

swoozie quick question, have you picked up these ideas and theories about girls over time and experience or have you researched different things on PUA forums and resources like that?

[ruizs85]

lol....this vid is funny as hell.....



[Vanamare]

Heeey love the vid. But could you please slow down the captions? They're hard to read in 1-2 seconds ^^;;

[Jackedjay9]

sweet i got the same shirt swoozie =D

[slimJay777]

Flippin HILARIOUS!!!! Big up sWooz....lolololooloololollo (ROFL @ work)

[MultiGabe101]

swoozie, if you reply to this, I will say hola hola hola to my teacher

[cupcakexlindsay]

LOLZ!!! The bank example. xD

[ShortVersX]

that background music is soo annoying

[chazfromdetroit]

that music fits the story swooz u should have bust a flow

keep keeping it real bro

[MBzaman]

i fin it funny who swoozie trys to play it off that it he not talk about him self then ends up saying me and this girl x)

[PacRam619]

If you have to ask whether a girl likes you or not in the comment section on you tube then the answer is a definite no....you are a chump....get out there and talk to more women...then you will know for sure.

[IrWaKKo]

Damn, All of the girls over the years who has rejected me matches almost everything yo !! Also, a girl i like fits into this vid aswell...Life is a bitch lols

[theafroman1995]

real talk Swoozie....you should make a talk show!

[hookedonnyquil]

- She hasn't texted me back in the past couple days

- Whenever we talk, it's usually me that has to walk up and talk to her, never the other way around

- When I say hi to her, she replies with a lukewarm, half-baked hi

- When she talks to me, she's not too keen on making eye contact

What do you guys think?

[YtCsBt]

@hookedonnyquil I think your in bro!

[MrThe22hunting]

Finally!!!! Someone cut u down from that tree man, I thought no one would ever do that....

[FanBoyVic]

SOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!! i went thru this 10 time......

[GalaxYSmokaH4Trilli0]

A lot of girls are ridiculously complicated while most guys are straight forward. Some girls wont even tell you why there mad half of the time and they expect a relationship to work that way? When they start acting like that I figure somethings up. Nowadays I don't even break up with girls. I just leave all my ex's wondering why I don't pick up my phone anymore when they call... No time for games!

[Syko3000]

lmfaoo! those voice changing scenes were hi-freakin-larious!

[drgnzadiel101]

exactly. girls need to realize that certain things you do with certain people. if you want a male presence, fine that's cool, just don't abuse it. usually if you call and hang out all the time, etc then it may mean something more. i don't even talk or hang with my guy friends 24/7 so what would make you an exception? guys are usually pretty straightforward. if they are into you, you'll know. and if you change how you are around them, they will assume anything. we arent women, we are guys

[KittyRanch]

You look soo much better on my iPad :D

[KlayyJayy]

woo. Okay yes, I walked into the bank, wearing a mask, waving my gun around, yelling at everybody and demanded the teller to put money in my bag. But that doesn't mean I was trying to rob the bank guys.

[slimJay777]

@KlayyJayy couldnt stop laughing @ this...lololololol

[oishiininja]

I might need to send this to a friend of mine...

Yea...

[shadow3746]

Dude! Your right!

[ABMbeast]

Thanks swoozie, this really helped me realize things.

[Satchel520]

Damn dude your smart!

[THEPrinseMuzik]

The voices

[samiamjam111]

You've made really, really, good points.

[GGary9]

Where did you got that awesome shirrt from !!!!!

[nickiilovesyew01]

You remind me of Micky in Doctor Who.

[PR3TTiEViOL3t]

this vid. is great ... i like the mario in the back ^_^

[jiggaleigh]

Had to go through the swoozie archives to find the answer to my problem....thanks yet again

[GoddessActuality]

He sounds like Tyler the Creator when he uses the deep voice.

[ummfloyd96]

"Dhat Bytch is lying!" -TimothyDeLaGheeto

[F5G6H5]

shit is like a trigonometry formula smh

[AmericaAguila7]

Thanks for the advice, theres this grl i really like but she said "not in that way" but sends me hearts and stuff in her emails confusing

[StreamerVideo]

LOL he makes over 100k views off of this simple youtube blogging? LUCKY!!!

[JJLuv17]

@swoozie06 Hey swoozie i have a question why do guys do out with girls when they NEVER even liked them in the fisrt place ( Relationship Time 3 months) (it was my friend's boyfriend and he dumped her like whoa and I was like REALLY! after 3 months and you do THIS TO MY BEST FRIEND!) p.s i love your videos they are so funny!

[DejectedDonkey]

dude is spot on though. when I got my heart broke by this chick I push to get back together until she got disrespectful with me (before that, she was always nicely rejecting me). After I got the *hint* I started dating to have fun and girls came into my life like crazy. Like FINE ASS CHICKS lol...then I knocked one up and now I'm married to her :D

[PrincesStackTheDough]

woah i mean yes i walk into the bank with mask on my face waving a gun around yelling at everybody and the man at the teller to put the money in the bag, but that doesn't mean i was trying to rob the bank

[SBProdogcions]

Pretty sure she wants my dick when she sends hearts.

[velvelification]

what i experience actually the reverse lol

[starrygleam]

LOL rob a bank ahahahhaha

[SlimTimber]

Love the joke. Metaphors help us understand reality.

[jennypewter97]

"i know this guy, and its not me .... who knows this girl

and me and her started talking ...." yes ...its you...

[heismahlife]

i would date you :l

[typeRosa1913]

outch this video hurt...cause i have been into this kind of situation !

[kaidan2000]

well what if she says ok and smiles?

[cabincousins]

I'm agreeing with every word

[SpazzaTron13]

@cabincousins I second that. Dude says the truth

[VampireGirl67]

@cabincousins i do too and I'm a girl XD

[Babylishcious]

yep swoozie, does speak female, i can talk 2him like anyday, he's soooooo cooool, like omg

[iDummiix3]

omgosh a guy asked me out in 7th grade and he asked me out i was like REJECTION :'( omgosh soo sad .

[Wolffish2012]

"She might be dropping hints right now" *looks at email, opens new message from girl, this video* *Epic Face Palm* :'(

[LeNy854]

whenever u talk about a guy who u claim is not u, i always feel like ur talking about urself bro lol

[failguy1023]

Yo adande! So let's say I like this girl. I think or thought she liked me... I ask her out and she dosent say anything. So I guess I'm kinda screwed... Is there any way I can fix it •~•?

[kimbob565]

spoiler alert : Females are confusing

[christhetromboneguy]

lol, you lucky muthafucka ha hah a

all i can speak is redneck and mechanic(big turn-off lol)

[OmgOom]

This actually helped me a lot. Thanks a lot mate! :)

[MissKatieVodka]

An ad that just happened to pop up at the bottom of the screen for this video... "Geek Online Dating." -_____-

[lilcuteaigirl0502]

I want your shirt!!!!!!!!

[livebigableful]

my mind = blown

[12shake12]

is there a "he's not that into you" for chicks?

[timoloke]

2:10 is what i mean by that

[timoloke]

thats why being a nerd is the best way to be the senter of atention for girls ... becauss THEY think where more intressted in gaming then them :P

[201stars]

why can't a girl be nice to a guy without him wanting to take it further, either in a relationship or sex. as a woman you don't know how annoying that is. like damn just because i'm nice to you doesn't mean i want to marry you and have your kids.

[talibrooks11]

Aww man this iPad I'm trying to get use to videos is what I ment

[talibrooks11]

Omg that is what happened to me just a couple days ago. I'm glad I watched the video because it just total spotlighted me on something's. I freaking love watching your vedios

[mrtnzivan93]

bro that is definitely accurate.. oh and whered you get that awesome shirt, i want one lol

[LexOnTheWeb]

This video is so damn accurate.

[stephanie200789]

lol you make me laugh so hard and your sexii



[oxoxtina]

Holy Crap u freaked me out when u said my name! Christina... lol i <3 u swoozie!

[soursweetxx]

OMG u are the best story teller ever almost everything u say is wat my brother says lol thank you for sharing :)

[tgandrade61800]

ok. i get it now. cuz us girls are like, "wtf?" when it comes to guys. you help me out ALOT with all of my problems with my guy friend... lol i had to show him this video like 12 times before he took a hint...

[DJD961]

I can do everything that you have said in this video but even then it still won't work out.

[taxikisses]

"A lot of girls just wanna have that male presence and not have to worry about the dude catching feelings for them"

^swoozie just dropped a boulder of truth right there

[alejovj7]

damn the signs thing is so complicated....

the way she looks at you, how long she does that without saying a word, how much se laughs at your jokes....

so many things to say, yet Im a loser in that aspect

[Mione12345]

HAHAHA omg he just followed me on twitter :D 

[Fug118TheGreat]

2:53

Why does the bank robber have to sound black? Freaking racist.

[1honkforpeace1]

@Fug118TheGreat cause the dude's black...?

[CJ1Lopez]

@Fug118TheGreat ....he just deepened his voice....

[watchful38]

@Fug118TheGreat Don't you know the stats? 99.999% of all Bank robbers are Black! Swoozie knows the stats. Go read a book, or google up Colored Bank Robbers! Hey, and I'm not racist! A White Canadian! and yes, we still live in Igloos! Hey, man, I'm just having fun on You Tube at your expense. No offence!

[AgentMrX7]

this gets really complicated with shy guys, because they will show these signs when they like you.

[yahanwiwi]

The last 20 minutes were the best. Good note is most modern banks have some type of clothing rules. Like no hoods and no masks.

[sweetiegenie]

Haha I love the misunderstanding at the bank part ;) 

[bluenpinksky]

Swoozie! Okay maybe guys aren't that complicated but it is still so hard to find the right ones..can you please make a video about the different types of guys out there and what to look for and maybe some tips on how to get them (I know be yourself...but more specific then that maybe some confidence trick?) You just seam like such a great guy and I'd love your advise :)

[Rioh26]

hooray for being able to speak female even though ur not looking for a relationship!!

[xDaniel612x]

You have a big head ;D

[oyindomoo]

PERLERPERFECTION. TUMBLR. COM

[L0C04C0C0]

@TheNicolianDynamite

Hi Nicole, im Nicole with a k ;)

RaNdOmNeSs

[gabcard001]

how to speak woman?

[cecex0123]

my name is christina ._.

[TheNicolianDynamite]

@cecex0123 hi christina, i'm nicole.

[cecex0123]

@TheNicolianDynamite hi nicole. I know you. because Im a magical fairy with cupcakes that has sparks yo.

[mickey725]

haha! now you're Dr. Swoozie (specializes at relationship [specializes at friend zone{d}])

[HhendriXxx1]

Hey Swoozie. I really like this girl and I guess she likes me but she says she likes this other guy too and shes been on and off with him 3 times. Now they're finally done because he tried to force something on her (sex) and now she just hates him. And over the 2 months of all this, I've said some things and I've been upset and depressed and I've made things worse. She talks to me all the time and she'll talk to my friends about "us" but not me. What should I do?

[AdrianSubliminal1991]

Alright, swooz. I follow your word as if it were the bible bro but I was in this situation say...1, 2, 3, 4. 8 months ago! The girl said she wasn't into me and saw me as a friend! a MONTH later. I found out she was nuckin' futs about me! It through me a curve ball. Believe me I understand the friend and wanna be in a relationship but this chick went ninja on me. O_O

[chauchau]

Love your vids Swooz! I guess I got that 1/10 ahah. Totally agree with most things

[ShinIsTrue]

BRO I got the answers to both ends! If men want to know why women do that I know why!

[ThisIsDjYigytugd]

She: "No."

He: "You mean yes."

She: "No, I mean no."

He: "So that means Yes."

She: "Dude, no!!!"

He: "I'm gonna take that as a yes than! Wanna go out?"

She: *EPIC FACE PALM*

[RiptideHacker]

Justin Beiber's dick is the same size as the dislike bar. Thats right, you CANT SEE IT!

[101cheeseman]

i have that same shirt i got it in disney world

[Co0kieNo0dle]

Orlando Bloom was persistent with Miranda Kerr.

[GHOS7v]

0:55 "there this guy i know, its not me" 1:01 " me and this girl started talking" lmfao

[ZiCatness]

What I dont understand is why is it okay for a guy to have a bunch of friends that are girls, but if you a girl with a bunch of only guy friends you are considered a whore?

[bluedude34]

@ZiCatness well if a guy has a bunch of friends that are girls they're considered gay.

[ZiCatness]

@bluedude34 So you saying that Swoozie is gay?**

[bluedude34]

@ZiCatness im not saying he is gay but when a guy has more girl friends than guy friends than ppl assume that person is gay... of course its not always true what ppl assume

[jaws5204]

@bluedude34 where did you hear that....if a guy is into guys he's gay...but if a guy has alot of female friends it means he is normal

[bluedude34]

@jaws5204 I never said a person was gay I say they are considered gay.I have more female friends than male friends and everyone beleives that I am gay.

[jaws5204]

@bluedude34 they dont think you're gay, they just jealous cause you know alot of women....it's easy as that

[manuboy214]

''me and her started talking" i thought we didnt know him

[JsdMaNintendo]

@manuboy214 Buuuuusteeeeeed!

[onixblacksaywhat]

So I just got this video in my feed even though this is weeks old... come on youtube

[jt4stanford]

LOL "HE JUST WANTS YO GOODIES, GIRL!"

good video. very true hahaha

[JamesPaulPHaughey]

Gonna be honest here. I don't have a girlfriend, Obviously. But Yet I have a bunch of friends that are girls! Which I'm fine with, But there's always that one girl That you end up liking. But I'd rather be friends with! If I felt like getting a girlfriend I'd go ahead and get one, but Really, I just don't feel like putting in the 110% effort, if she won't do the same. Love Your Vids Broski! <3

[BelizeHunni]

just found you... thank gooooood :D

[RAWRAWKS]

as a girl I think guys aren't all that complicated, we just tend to overthink

[IntrovertExtrovert]

@RAWRAWKS Agreed. 

[taraflo94]

swoozie!!! please make a video about how to deal with quiet, shy guys... whats with them!? i told one i liked him, and looking back i feel like he had no idea what he was doing. EXPLAIN.

[ilovejiro]

<3 swoozie!! another brilliant video!! reminds me of a book called "he's just not that into you". at the start, it says a guy will do anything, e.g. lie, make up an excuse, replying her one week later, just to avoid telling a girl that he's just not THAT into her. in your humble opinion, do you agree? lol

[ytvration]

Lol so true!

[MRMONKEYPUNCH]

BRAvo!!

[rayz0r1216]

Liked, Faved, *Fist Pump!*

[asdfasdfdfdfedafddf]

Swoozie I think I may have the same problem, but from the guy's pov. I really like this girl but she seems to act like she's just not into me. We talk once in a while , we're not total bff's but we have good laughs when we're around friends.I don't have the courage to tell that I like her because , I'm really shy, and worried I might get rejected. I'm in highschool and never had a girl friend before. What can I do to make her get out of the friend zone with me?

Pls help, and tnks for ur vids.

[Tackleize]

Really, thanks Swoozie. Even though you don't know me, this applied to me so good i thought you were a stalker. It has to be said that i'm 12 years old and i live in Denmark, so that would be kinda weird, and yes i know it's to soon for serious love, but this is nothing compared to my friends who sometimes dont come to school for several weeks because of breakups. I'm a boy btw :D

[GiZzY67]

Swoozie! I know you met EGiNcontrol during WCG ultimate gamer. And I know you did some stuff for complexity. Did you ever meet any of the CoLstarcraft players?

[JstAVwr]

That logic is pretty hard to apply anywhere else, huh? I believe it's called "having your cake and eating it too". Can't we have both?

[munchkin221]

Omg i want to marry you :(

[erikchip]

Narg1es

That means she's just saying things to keep you around just incase the other she talks to fucks her over but I'm no love guru that just what I think....

[Tracy7173]

When u said that your "friend" was someone we didn't even know and u began telling ur story, ummm u kinda gave it away cuz u said "me" and "I"

Guess we know who that friend is

[gameboy2k]

that bank robbing comparison had me ROLLIN'! LOL

[VintageRoses23]

@swoozie06 your arms dude your arms. OMG DYING. 

[xolil0925]

damn that deep voice of yours was kind of hot LOL

[KatNipper8745]

I only like guys as friends. Otherwise they're a little desperate...

[ThePharmerGirl]

the bank robber anecdote was incredible :p

[jefzig]

Real Talk...

[ThePharmerGirl]

honestly, your channel description should be "guru" ;)

and it's true, when girls turn down guys, they just don't get it!

CLEARLY girls are not confusing, they (attempt to) make their point clear and guys just don't get it! :P

[Narg1es]

SWOOZIE! I need your help bro! Ok so I told this girl last year that I liked her. She told me she didn't like me like that. I respected her decision. So me and her were texting and she toldme she would like me If she could!? What does it mean swoozie????

[chikachikaslimshady1]

Swoozie did you know that your listed in the Imdb website? Your getting famous, and I think they should let you make a movie. You could show off your acting and ninja fighting skills in a great action movie. :D

[MzSpittlez]

Swoozie...you kill me with the super fast words a the bottom the screen lol

[Malcomj17]

Dude you must know a lot of gay folk cause there the ones who know how to talk to girls like that

[SuperSwagg247]

First time i've seen you... YOU'RE GREAT!!!

I'm subscribing to you =D

[michs09]

Amazing Vid like always, dude your the #1 youtuber.. There I said it lol