How to Play Guitar- Fast, Easy, no practice!

[fireant4000]

LOL!!!

[andybaillie192]

Ha ha ha

[genbo38]

been working with this system for a while now. To take it to the next level, should I try putting another string on? Or is it better to just concentrate on trying to play faster?

[SpitFire816]

this is almost as good as the guy who had the piano with a play button

[laroron]

yeah... easy...

[anarchyatsunrise1]

Are you serious about this, or you seriously taking the piss? Would like to know...

[TheNOEPEREZ]

I wanna punch you in the face. Like really hard. People like you make me want to stab myself in the face with a molten piece of metal. If somethings too hard for you, don't make it easy. Try it again till you get good at it, don't just half ass it (taking off the last 3 strings), just practice. Fuck you...

[Edwender5]

i like the punk way ;) easy music ;)

[MrPorterb]

fucking sick guitar

[geetphuck]

LMFAO!! epic

[yeadude8]

I feel really bad for that guitar

[Barracuda007]

tabs?

[SayWhat3199]

Jesus christ

[mrod517]

Wow dude. Are you serious? That's just not right. You really must be high on crack or something.

[pumthuggee]

@mrod517 See below comment. High on life.

[brucenatelee]

Joke or not, at the end of the day, it's if it sounds good. Either you're technical or you just like making the music. I'd just keep the bottom strings just for more diversity in the sound though. Hardest part is strumming fast, because I always drop my pick. Can't swipe it upwards.

[MisterTibTib]

damn your stoned

[pumthuggee]

@MisterTibTib Stoned on AWESOMENESS!

[johndeere5719]

wish I could play that well

[pumthuggee]

@johndeere5719 You're going on tour this summer

[alexNavarroWalton]

@johndeere5719 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

[ninjamanurface]

Aaaaand I just jizzed myself

[CALLOFDUTYgamer507]

i can finally play better lol!!!

[pumthuggee]

@CALLOFDUTYgamer507 hahah heck yes

[eckdawg5]

epic shredding...my face is now melted

[pumthuggee]

@eckdawg5 Get a sponge baby!

[MrSkulleyes]

Honestly, this is great advice. It's an easy, fast way for a beginner to get instant results. Once they're hooked, they'll most likely go back and learn the 'proper' way, or who knows? Maybe they'll invent their own new way?!

[pumthuggee]

@MrSkulleyes You are among the select few whose understanding of the universe goes beyond the scope of normal man. Welcome. There are few of us here.

[brucenatelee]

@MrSkulleyes Music should be creative. I have an acoustic guitar, suck at it with doing chords, mainly because placing my fingers properly without touching the next string is a pain in the ass. To sound heavy, I keep the top string E empty and play the others under it.

[ishisboo]

and no i know ........thanks :)

[amps7ramps7and7more]

@IgnattzzMaus- hey i might not be a good guitarist but i know enough when i see someone putting in no work at all to play. Thus posser dont matter how long youve been teaching if your gonna say this is how to play guitar. People who play like this arent guitarist. People who know the notes, chords, and penatonics and can play them are guitarist. This is just a big dick slap to the face to anyone who can actually play

[PUPPehz]

This video is extremely immature. You will not learn guitar with this people.

[kevin89060]

I don't have my left thumb. So I'm using my dick! Thanks man, I'm going to be famous.. WE GOIN ON TOUR MAN!

[pumthuggee]

@kevin89060 All I got to say is rock on sir

[ThrasherCoreStudioz]

Best advice ever lol

[pumthuggee]

@ThrasherCoreStudioz Your comment is the best comment about best advice ever!

[muhahahaha224]

ur a retard

[amps7ramps7and7more]

Yeah to bad thats not how to play guitar thats how to be a posser

[IgnatzzMaus]

@amps7ramps7and7more

ive been a guitar instructor for 10 years and this video makes me want to quit my job. you are clearly out of your element hear amps7

[MrSkulleyes]

@IgnatzzMaus

sounds like you need to be more open about these things. Especially as an educator. Learning different systems doesn't hamper pre-existing structures.

[Rebekah101x]

its very clear that you sir have never played a guitar properly in your life

[pumthuggee]

@Rebekah101x Mostly true, yes

[88nateatx]

Going on tour on Fiday beginning in New York City!

[pumthuggee]

@88nateatx AWesome!  When your box set comes out let me know- Don't forget the second DVD of special features.

[kitharistas98]

DUDE GTFO YOUTUBE AND BETTER HAVE SOME GUITAR LESSONS!!......

[CFXdUde928]

this is how slash learnt how to play the guitar...look at him now

[pumthuggee]

@CFXdUde928 Fame is here for the taking if only the world would listen to me... sigh...

[sniperfxxx]

SWEET GUITAR......OUTFRICKINSTANDING­...

[pumthuggee]

@sniperfxxx I admire your appreciation of awesomeness

[tocoolmem]

hope its not i joke i took them off

[pumthuggee]

@tocoolmem It's not a joke when your first album sells 1 billion copies. rock on my son

[Postglobalism]

it sounds too bad

[awolfgirl22]

awesome



[zoe7485591]

that was the worst advice ever

[pumthuggee]

@zoe7485591 Or.... the BEST advice ever!

[xylerochi]

@pumthuggee its is. i like... just got a guitar and was like FUCK YEA METAL. and now im like. boss at it ._.

[pumthuggee]

@xylerochi you either get it or you don't. I can see that you get it. Rock on sir

[alekpav520]

WTF are you man this is shit.

[BLUELANTERN908]

@alekpav520 YEAH WTF!!1

[SuelygnRose]

hehe wow

[65earwig]

Great info if you only wanna play 1 type of music hahahahha,, guy looks like he's off his dial, all pastey & sweaty lol,, good laugh but...

[harry10068]

Lolz why

[therealn1ceR]

Wahahahaha best video on youtube!

[pumthuggee]

@therealn1ceR Best comment on YouTube- you have fine taste!

[ponchodlg]

Hahahahhaha at the end

[sniperfxxx]

That is funny shit....what kind of guitar is that?

[65earwig]

@sniperfxxx its a Chrysler hahahhahaa

[pumthuggee]

@sniperfxxx Homemade bro! garage special

[polin513]

Great Vid!

[dudeandmude]

i love how people dont get the joke

[haleyjackson5]

hahaha love it!!!

[StawrFawks]

You are a fucking idiot...

[thedrunk45]

this i messed your not playing music your playing nothing dont lissing to this

[xXVladkramXx]

Hahaha unless you're playing progressive-death metal XDDD

[HeckYeahIComment]

Thanks for the lesson but in my opinion that's not what guitar is all about. But we are all entitled to our own opinion so thanks for the lesson and keep rockin' =D

[MrGarasum]

РАЖНО !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Скинь гітару на Drop C , відстрой стури і купи мозок

блять така гітара і такий гітарАст

[dakotasmith78]

I found a great place to learn guitar fast and easy at >>>>2DAYGUITARCOURSE(DOT)INFO. I learned in just a couple days.

[ElliotJMusic]

how about just leaving the stings on and just play in drop d tuning its like the same principle just dosent sound like shit

[defilogik]

DUDE THAT WAS GREAT!!!! definately made my day!

[pumthuggee]

@defilogik That's what I like to hear thank you- Please enjoy my other "how to" videos about music. You may want to space them out so you don't have too much fun all at once. I recommend one per day.

[5w33tcandy]

@defilogik DEFINITELY IS SPELLED WITH AN I!!! Not an A! Get it right!!! >:(

[defilogik]

@5w33tcandy what the hell are you talking about???? dude, you are ripping on my spelling from i don't know how long ago while i was probably drinking and laughing??? WHA WHA WHA WHA, enough A's for ya?

[defilogik]

@5w33tcandy lmao..... you definAtely need to chill...... you are the reason the world produces valium......

[5w33tcandy]

@defilogik I don't like illiterate people. You are the reason the world is the way it is. People like you... -.- Fool.

[defilogik]

@5w33tcandy typo, I am quiet literate in fact... and the way the world is??? I am human. Most of the world doesn't even SPEAK English, I know two languages, and have contributed more to the world than your emo girl video... you know what?? your next birthday i am going to send you a pair of pliers, so that you are able to pull that HUGE stick from your ass. HAHAHAHAHAHA take a vally

[5w33tcandy]

@defilogik Ahh, yes. I bet you have contributed soo much to the world. What would that be? Selling drugs? I never said it had to do with speaking ENGLISH. I said ILLITERATE people! It doesn't mean an illiterate person has to be american, or english.. or Canadian,etc. It just means you are ILLITERATE! I can see you aren't illiterate, but please if you don't want to sound illiterate, for the love of god spell definitely right. That is just sad. -.- My video isn't what I have to contribute.... >->

[defilogik]

@5w33tcandy Actually, I am a speech pathologist, I don't sell drugs, I don't do drugs, in fact I help people wish speech problems speak, not spell. Did i have a drink, accidentally spelled definitely wrong, and didn't care? You betcha! ;) Does it bother me that you were so quick to jump my ass on it?? Ha not really, you must have a really really really boring life that you go through and spell check comments posted on youtube. Once definately get that stick out your ass! BWAHAHAHAHA

[5w33tcandy]

@defilogik Lmfao, Aren't you cool? I have more potential then you ever will obtain in your life, and I did it because it was the top comment, and the spelling of definitely with an A really bothers me. There is no problem with correcting someone, and my life is filled with wonderful, exciting things. My life isn't boring in anyway possible. I just wanted you to be able to spell correctly. I have no problems, and there is no "stick up my ass" I just chose to correct your mistake, no harm done.>->

[defilogik]

So I was top comment, and you decided to ride the coat tails of my comment to rag on the most commonly misspelled word in the English language? Dude, are you a protege of Courtney Love, who released an album 3 days after her husbands death? You basically admitted to being a troll... and after seeing your video... I might go back to watching TV, seriously. I was so bored I my head fell of my hand while nodding off and broke my monitor... (not you pumthugee, you rock).

[5w33tcandy]

@defilogik Oh, yes. I am the troll, while you're the one "ragging" on a 14 year old girl.. How nice of you. Yes, it is the most commonly misspelled word in America, and that's why it irritates me. If you didn't like the video, then there was no point in going through and watching it. so why did you? I have to admit though, it was quite terrible, I know this.. -.- Go find someone else's life to fuck up, I am fine the way I am. Thank you (:

[defilogik]

@5w33tcandy You know what, I am sorry. Didn't know you would get this emotional. Emo vid, terrible... drawing video, absolutely some promise there as far as talent if you keep practicing, and i see how you get better through each sketch. eye licking video, lil gross, but funny. Lets call a truce because I don't want to be the reason a 14 year old girl with decent music taste is pissed off tonight.

[defilogik]

@5w33tcandy Also, read comment below first... try one thing for me with drawing. I have this theory about different peoples site and your drawings look a lot like mine before I started doing this. Find black paper, and instead of drawing lines, use white ink to sketch out places where light hits. (Its called negative art, and weirdly some do awesome at it) It will help with shadowing, and if you ever decide to move to paints, your one hell of a smart cookie and. take care.

[5w33tcandy]

@defilogik Ahh! Why did you decided to try and help me... after we were so rude to each other!? Why am I smart now..?

[defilogik]

@5w33tcandy Well, if you can hold a semi decent argument at 14, I can only imagine what lays ahead seeings how brains don't fully develop till about age 25. Why try to help? I decided that better to befriend someone who thinks you are their enemy than to actually have an enemy. I loved my job as a graphic designer before economy went plop, and its one of the tricks i learned. Hopefully sending good vibes out will bring good vibes back, remember that, i lost sight for a while, sorry.

[5w33tcandy]

@defilogik I guess we both did, it's just part of human nature to do that... but.. thank you, I am told that quite a bit, I hope I do someday turn out to live up to my potential.. you are smarter than most in America.. to be truthful. Hahaha, but I guess ignorance is bliss! Thanks for the advice! (: I'll try that art technique sometime, but those drawings you saw, were also very old, from over two years ago. I have gotten much better. haha (:

[patkempo]

is it nessesary to take the three strings off? cant u just play the 3 strings without removing the other ones?

[pumthuggee]

@patkempo I've taped the other 3 off before- Like get some masking tape or duct tape and just wrap the others together so they don't make any noise.

[1k59j1]

I'm pretty sure u need the extra strings 0.o

[pumthuggee]

@1k59j1 or do you?!

[MrPot420420]

is this a joke? cause i tried to get a gig but then i started to play and after i played i was asked never to come back. i did what he said and i didn't get the gig. damn it

[pumthuggee]

@MrPot420420 Forget about them- they just don't get it.  Your time is coming soon

[Studiofanatic4814]

dude if thats all you do then you dont know how to play guitar

[cmrprobolemmanefas]

Pretty good, actually, nice sound. This would be really helpful...except i play acoustic guitar... :P lol. Does anyone know where I can find an easy acoustic video? I've been doing this for like, four days :/

[pumthuggee]

@cmrprobolemmanefas This kind of works for acoustic but not the best. Depends a lot on your choice of strings. Will produce acoustic video one day, sorry

[vababy22]

BAHAHAHAH!!! WHAT A JOKE! There is nooo way this guy is serious! Maybe he did too much acid back in the day.

[pumthuggee]

@vababy22 My mom said it was candy

[makantang]

GREAT!!! so im not the only guy doin it

[pumthuggee]

@makantang OUR ARMY GROWS!

[donnyz18242]

Very very funny. Love it!

[Tangeltail]

Dude, I love you!!!!

[pumthuggee]

@Tangeltail 4 EXCLAMATIONS SHAZAM! MERRY CHRISTMAS BRO!

[steveshaneyfelt]

Cool video but for a busy person like me I found that the course at 2DAYGUITARCOURSE(DOT)INFO was great. I learned in 48 hours.

[XxXguitarMCRXx]

DAMMINT BROKE MY AMP WITH THIS!!! XD

[Gothicvampireanime1]

This is freakin funny I've watched this like 4 times and it never gets old

[pumthuggee]

@Gothicvampireanime1 spend some time reading the comments... priceless

[DY761]

when i saw "no practice" in the title i immediately knew this vid is a joke.

[pumthuggee]

@DY761 or is it.....

[percey]

did you make that guitar?

[pumthuggee]

@percey oh yeah! Using auto body skills learned on the rough suburban streets in my neighborhood.

[speedy200man2]

this is pretty sad :))

[tauer173]

Hahahahahahaha super funny

[jeffyyuan]

is this a joke?

[pumthuggee]

@jeffyyuan It is and it isn't. I've played this way for 15 years- it started by necessity

[slyfer111]

is this a joke??? lmao

[GinaAkimbo]

will you marry me?

[MSManIsMe]

oooor you could not take out the strings and use some real skill

[nadeem6576]

awsem easy fast n good if u have aconcert nxt day n u don. know hw to play

[Stahio]

sick guítar. pity your doing this too it...

[0Schuyler]

how do we make music with this??

!

[pumthuggee]

@0Schuyler Experiment! And find more people. And watch my other music how-to vids. You'll get there

[0Schuyler]

everyone do what he says!! but pla with you index finger and keep the strings on so it looks better!!!

[OfConscience]

Tabs?



[pumthuggee]

@OfConscience Tab is delicious!

[bltshp]

This is fucking hillarious!! XD

[joeswimball]

the sad part is this is how the Ramones became famous...

[NyhalianArmyKnife]

lmfao funniest video everrrr

[bferklbfiaebfj]

Why the pink background?

[pumthuggee]

@bferklbfiaebfj Irony.

[GMproduction100]

i sub



[GMproduction100]

holy crap it works thanks a lot

[pumthuggee]

@GMproduction100 YOU WERE BORN TO ROCK KEEP ROCKING!

[lewisk91]

Funny guy :)

[MrRocky101010TV]

you didnt cover solo's in this tutorial!

[pumthuggee]

@MrRocky101010TV I did but people's minds were exploding because of the sheer awesomeness of it. I made it into a separate video tho- just check my channel

[chavarinbonbyn]

maldito estupido....

[XxSlipknotGuitarxX]

...

[AHUtch81]

Did he get this guitar out of a cereal box?

[pumthuggee]

@AHUtch81 It was Captain Crunch

[AHUtch81]

@pumthuggee Hahahah! I cant believe you replied!

[ShawnMaxfieldMusic]

lmao best "teaching guitar" video ever!  Keep up the good work!

[pumthuggee]

@ShawnMaxfieldMusic Rock on

[metalvampire660]

Man this is fucking funny, it's fun how actually people expect the title to be true. If it were true, everybody would have careers in music by tomorrow, haha. Very cool!

[pumthuggee]

@metalvampire660 I am helping the whole world become rockstars, one person at a time. Thanks for the comment!

[metalvampire660]

@pumthuggee Haha, I've always asked myself, are you the one who lauched Motley Crue and Nirvana in the business?

[splatterspree1]

Lmao

[brutalmetalmosher]

this made me chuckle xD

[GabRock91]

this is how 99% of punk bands made there fist song and became popular!!

[PhilEmanS]

you want more ANIMAL PORN, or what?!=? jesus loves oyu anydewahoö<ny

[DJMetalHead98]

i like how all u people are insulting him and saying "you suck" its a parody you stupid fucks. there is no way to learn guitar fast and easy. it takes time and patience. and dude great video "you know the strings all you need is the first 3 the other 3 are just extras" lololol xD

[pumthuggee]

@DJMetalHead98 You either get it or you don't... many don't. And we cry for them.

[Greg763]

This is wonderful !!!

[murphydpeace]

THIS IS CRAP 3 string revolution is the people who play cigarbox guitars who are SMART enough to make guitars And play them! in 1 comment the uploader said he's mad at the man, well YOUR the man ur telling people the easiest dumbest, n' less complicated way of playing the guitar. ur dumbing everything down, like the guitar, which should be a naturally challenging instrument! cut the crap and do REAL stuff! any REAL musicians will get pissed iff they see you with that literally HALF-ass guitar!

[Badaxrocky13]

You just rock that guitar! ^^

[FrostbittenPagan]

you suck

[FrozenSparky]

SEEMS LEGIT BRO

[durtyrckstr]

still better than ASKING ALEXANDRIA or BLACK VEIL BRIDES

[jezahara]

haha "Put all the strings on, then take 3 off!"

[pumthuggee]

@SlapBassBastard95 HAhaha 34?

[FrenchyBunnyStudio]

excellent!:)



[Gavin66627]

That's prob the most punk way to play guitar i've ever seen lol

[AmandaHardin]

I need slow, easy, and LOTS of practice!