i must admit i did really laugh in places, but still thinking ....this guy is the clumsiest numb nuts ive ever seen . i liked the bit where the camera man says right rod bill and he puts the left one down and it gets dragged in .
He's like the father who is smart, dependable, wise, and experienced...but for some reason just keeps messing up. Like the father you go on trips with not to bond, but to watch him screw up all the time.
Geez folks give the man a break, if you had several thousand hours of video on you out fishing you would have a few moments on too! Bills a classy man! Very funny collection!
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED BY ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS SO DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY , PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS WITHIN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY IT REALLY WORKS.
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. her body was not fund until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in ur room tonight and haunt u and kill u. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
@d11831 achually no i am one of bills camera guys and i rember when most of these bloopers happeded except for the snake ones and the pelican so shut your mouth
@MrIloveparis23 You probably have to have an IQ higher than 65 to know how to operate a camera. And the words you were trying to use are "actually" "remember" and "happened" so I think you should be the one shutting your mouth now, before more STUPID comes out.
@MrIloveparis23 And if you were trying to say that these bloopers are real, maybe you should read the comment you got pissed off at me about. Because I was replying to someone who called them fake. Learn what sarcasm is before you make an ass of yourself.
i cant tell if this is fake or if this guy's life really sucks that bad
sscot600 1 day ago
4:16 YOU-HU-HU-HU SCARED ME BOY!
bobpodesta 3 weeks ago
-WHEWW!!! SONNY JIM!!!! HAHAHAHH' :)
see23me23shine 1 month ago
Lol love this guy lol
KissThisAce 1 month ago
fake
oit2008 1 month ago
lol
2000boner 2 months ago
2:58 Squidward Tentacles
DanteHTID 2 months ago 2
how many fishing rods is he going to go through? in my whole fishing career i have never broken a rod.
misspatches2012 2 months ago
so this is a full grown man, why is a small snake causing him to freak out?
misspatches2012 2 months ago
@misspatches2012 cos even small snakes bite mate.. :)
waakid007 1 month ago
i;m 15 and have been fishing ever since i was like 6, and i have never had any of the problems that this idiot is having.
misspatches2012 2 months ago
i am like loving the black swan!!
misspatches2012 2 months ago
i must admit i did really laugh in places, but still thinking ....this guy is the clumsiest numb nuts ive ever seen . i liked the bit where the camera man says right rod bill and he puts the left one down and it gets dragged in .
steviesuperstar 2 months ago
Never, EVER sling a 60-lb battery into a moving boat.
aim9801 2 months ago
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aim9801 2 months ago
this guy is so funny even though he doesn't mean to be. Some people are just accident prone that others are able to laugh at and laugh with.
laidbacklad202 3 months ago
daddddddddddd gummit
R3n3wSnipezz 3 months ago
TREV lol lmao
DSAchilles 3 months ago
i never have these problems fishing..well not often anyway...he maybe shouldn't be operating a vehicle
luvashy03 4 months ago in playlist How not to Fish
Fair play this man is a Cock
hd666 4 months ago
He's like the father who is smart, dependable, wise, and experienced...but for some reason just keeps messing up. Like the father you go on trips with not to bond, but to watch him screw up all the time.
vjm3 4 months ago 3
Poor camera guy...
ZeroCandy 4 months ago
We got our COOOLUH
RedSandStudios 4 months ago
I love this guy, he's like the Tim Allen of the fishing world.
ChopperPont50 4 months ago
the one at 1:05 is fake..you can clearly see someone pulling the boat at the bottom right corner
GUIMOHEAD 5 months ago
poor snake :(
TheSquaidsis4real 5 months ago
This guy is fucking cursed! lol
DevishDude 5 months ago
I love this guy, he laughs at his own follies. Watching his bloopers always puts a smile on my face. I wish more people could be like him.
LaconicGenius 5 months ago
this is funny, but at the same time, sad
hahaha4047 5 months ago
Aint that a cowboy
CheZzNii 5 months ago
once again 240p we meet again
ninjapig209 6 months ago
Bill Dance staring in "Snakes on a Boat" with Samuel L Jackson lol
BRienecker 6 months ago
great
vid can u sub me pllllz
Mrevanator1000 6 months ago
has he ever catch a fish?
propably not
xa xa xa xa xa xa xa xa xa xa xa xa xa
iason19993 6 months ago
im suprissed this dumbass hasnt got cut up with the propeller click thumbs up if u agree
iwantadirtbike1 6 months ago
youre facking stupid!!
timhovenstad 6 months ago
it looks staged
TheIthompsoni 6 months ago
this man is funny guys who ever does not like his videos you people are gay he is very funny
softboy360 6 months ago
I have never saw someone more accident prone! lmao
larsagi2008 6 months ago
Geez folks give the man a break, if you had several thousand hours of video on you out fishing you would have a few moments on too! Bills a classy man! Very funny collection!
150grnballistictip 6 months ago
DAG GUMMIT!
jhiller21 6 months ago
Can someone please tell me what boat they are using at 1:22
ninja123k 6 months ago
DAMN, looks and sounds just like grandpa! lol
206ernesto 6 months ago
this guys an idot
happykight 7 months ago
1:22 has happend to me. It was terrible lol
MFranciz90 7 months ago
this guys a fucking clown
MrDwillink 7 months ago
poor Bill! he just wants to go fishin!
arkie74 7 months ago
jajajaja que bueno que no pesco en agua dulce :)
mrcj74 7 months ago
good stuff
ReelMan666 8 months ago
at 1:01 you can see the guys hand pulling the boat
attackoftheunicorn1 8 months ago
@attackoftheunicorn1
urgrandmarocks 7 months ago
How many poles has he lost?
weirdozzy 8 months ago
This is one of the funniest fishing videos I've seen lmao
JayAshlee 8 months ago
This guy is too funny
kraftwerk144 8 months ago
Now that's what I call fishing
Alcapone9561 8 months ago
lol "what's wrong with this boat?"
kylivid 8 months ago
DAD GUMMIT! :))
theflorin14 8 months ago
never go fishing with this guy
victory01 8 months ago
ERNEST GOES FISHING lmaoo xD
japo1718 8 months ago
boy, i dun messed mah britches
norwenglish 8 months ago
this has to be the biggest retard of a fisherman i have ever seen
FlammablePlayer 8 months ago
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god all mighty
mudbug364 8 months ago
if you want be a successful fisherman "don't do this " gaddam it"
mexicanosinfronteras 8 months ago
if you want be a success fisherman "don't do this " gaddam it"
mexicanosinfronteras 8 months ago
they had to close down the program because it was too expensive:) lol
wremerth87 9 months ago
ROFLMAO......I"ve actually done some of these!
dadleyblane5 9 months ago
is this guy serious lol
ergo197320031 9 months ago
POOR BILL , HE DOESNT HAVE A CHANCE, HE IS A FINE HOWDY DU !
iamcheeto165 9 months ago
Ain't that a fine howdydoo! LOL
harmony1964 9 months ago 10
only in america. 1:25 come here!
jasperhulk 9 months ago
only in america
jasperhulk 9 months ago
8:07 he got "kansas city shuffled"
u2slow223 9 months ago
white people problems
JackShephard69 9 months ago
so...catch anything?
mrkx125rider1 9 months ago
"what else is going happen"
roflmao
amiernahdijr 9 months ago
world didnt want him :D
jk
amiernahdijr 9 months ago
is this suppose to be funny?
nomercyforpercy16 9 months ago
yea cos this shit isnt set up at all. even if it wasnt its not even funny
nomercyforpercy16 9 months ago
Bill
I thought I was the only one with bad luck. Best dam video ever.
flyfish4420 10 months ago
I've never seen the like..........
bharmon333 10 months ago
@nelsdogmadjesus hes more like a redneck
mrminny2000 10 months ago
lolololololololso funny!!!!!!!!
jaylee704 10 months ago
My grandpa fishes alot and he's a drunk maybe it's the same case here....explains all the fuk ups?
Redboykc420 10 months ago
Man, he's cursed...
CrossoverBeast 10 months ago
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Got to love it
Scrubs2U 10 months ago
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DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED BY ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS SO DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY , PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS WITHIN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY IT REALLY WORKS.
ExplosiveJoseph75 10 months ago
"Oh, man, I jerked that thing WAY in there..."
Jeremiah12345678910 11 months ago
aint that a fine howdy dudey lol call the doctor lmao lol
shoedytang 11 months ago 15
lol typical american lolol..... idiots
nelsdogmadjesus 11 months ago
@nelsdogmadjesus And you are a typical asshole
jumbybird 10 months ago
Holy shit this guy is a klutz!! He's like Dorf on fishing!
Feckinpaddy29 11 months ago
Call the doctor was the funniest part
usforeignpolicy 11 months ago
Man, the most ferocious and dangerous species on the planet. O-o
Karateworm 11 months ago
lol he dropped kicked the snake
Mack9581 11 months ago
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. her body was not fund until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in ur room tonight and haunt u and kill u. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
BugzBunny842 11 months ago
ooo big fat boy
tracyn243 1 year ago
at the end did where the fish took his rod
did he get it bak ????
mrjamiedawes1 1 year ago
Not a fan of the sound effects, but these are the best of Dance's bloopers. :) Love it!
ericastyles 1 year ago
...could the video quality be any worse!?...why do ppl upload crappy ass videos!?...
SteveSabbai 1 year ago
This guy is like the Dick Cheney of fishing
guitarzombieghgh 1 year ago
i love this guy!! i wonder tho does he ever catch fish?? lol jk i lovr it when he gets freaked out by the snakes!! classic!
stormcloud7999 1 year ago
These bloopers are fake? So he purposely got a hook stuck in his nose for shits and giggles? You're stupid.
d11831 1 year ago
@d11831 Some people just don't understand that everything on the internet is true.
masterbatingwalrus 1 year ago
@d11831 achually no i am one of bills camera guys and i rember when most of these bloopers happeded except for the snake ones and the pelican so shut your mouth
MrIloveparis23 1 year ago
@MrIloveparis23 yeah right liar thats bs u wanna be
BlueOysterMaster 1 year ago
@MrIloveparis23 You probably have to have an IQ higher than 65 to know how to operate a camera. And the words you were trying to use are "actually" "remember" and "happened" so I think you should be the one shutting your mouth now, before more STUPID comes out.
d11831 11 months ago
@MrIloveparis23 And if you were trying to say that these bloopers are real, maybe you should read the comment you got pissed off at me about. Because I was replying to someone who called them fake. Learn what sarcasm is before you make an ass of yourself.
d11831 11 months ago
@d11831 ---I hear ya! However, I watched "More Tips From the Fishing Boat"---now that's a 'Fisherman's Film' !!!
gutturtle 11 months ago
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d11831 1 year ago
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sexykatie90 any more videos like this? Fishing Bloopers
sexykatie90 1 year ago
lol i'd be fired if i was the camera guy for this guy i'd be shittin myself laughin
tysonpeter 1 year ago
i guess he has alot of inshurance.
mauriciocampuzano 1 year ago
aint this a fine how'dy do!
darkaurion1 1 year ago
this bloopers are fake
ErenceTT 1 year ago
i done messd my britches up!
dewthejamss 1 year ago
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dewthejamss 1 year ago
and i thought i was bad
wrestler921 1 year ago
stop fishing, damn it. U'll never make it :D
OIFbaqubah 1 year ago
this man made me cry with laughter gotta love him thanks
plumberswipe 1 year ago
funny, but really fake lol
Mr0hyah 1 year ago
i remember watching bill dance when i use to go to preschool
dbest95 1 year ago
Im glad he's not in the city, where he could hurt someone...
ShockDoc 1 year ago
well it looks like fishing is just not ur thing but this is super funny lol
xXFLORIDAxGATORSXx 1 year ago
A Bait sooo good, it'll even catch Bill Dance!
oTheSkuLLo 1 year ago
i h8 to fish with this guy
restonit89 1 year ago
this guy is a joke XD
matiazo88 1 year ago
This guy is a disaster waiting to happen.
SerenityTexas 1 year ago
whoa big fat boy!!!!!
devilsmarine88 1 year ago
Bill is without doubt a shit hot fisherman - what a dude - pmsl!
Wanobi99 1 year ago
It's like fishin with my dad and my husband.
jbarmywife 1 year ago
he screams like a little girl with da snake :D
Teamdildo666 1 year ago
BEST FISHER EVER!
foodbug 1 year ago
lol good vid
if u like carp fishing come check out our vidss and sub if u like!!
CarpCentral 1 year ago
Oooooh big fat boy... AAAAAAAAA! I done messed my britches... Hilarious stuff Mr.Dance
GracePearl85 1 year ago
wow... sonny Jim!!!!!! LOL
ATeamAnglers 1 year ago
I love this stuff... And that snake totally got owned.
pyr0static 1 year ago
Gotta love this guy, priceless clips.
divyx 1 year ago
LLOL WE PUNCHES IT tosses it and kicks it acorss the boat at around like 6:30
Guitar101Dude 1 year ago
LMAO!!! Damn you made my night. I can't wait to see more. LOL
c1vt3gr4 1 year ago
LOL @ 5:40
Corndog819 1 year ago
BIL DANCE...WHY ARE U SUCHA FAIL IN THESE BLOOPERS? LOL.
U MITE BE A GREAT FISHERMAN BUT DAMN YOU FAIL LMAO...
HAHAHA - What kinda sound was that at 9:14 ?
Lmao...sounded like a geese getting choked
therealneon 1 year ago
BOROTFLMMFAO at 2:50 xD
COMBO BREAKER FAIL!!!!!
therealneon 1 year ago
Numerous repeats.
chesseking1 1 year ago
he gets payed to suk at fishing
at kik snakes
TheTheNinjaPoptart 1 year ago
he fails
ninjadude1223 1 year ago
Is he still alive ..!!!!..Hope so I'm crying please do somemore...
renultdriver 1 year ago
brilliant
iaxford 1 year ago
hey bill are the straps still on the boat?
sexyarab28 1 year ago
bill dance is a a true man that shit iss so funnyyyyyyyy he has the worst luck hahaha
sexyarab28 1 year ago
Did the recieve pin come out? YES- aint that a fine howdy dew! LOL, some of them look fake, but with this guys luck, who know's :P
TheEliteFisherMan 1 year ago
i wonder how many rods this guy has gone through
Pasc9 1 year ago
Tears of laugthter are a flowing....
DEXTERDAMUZ 1 year ago
my 3 favorite parts.
1. And! we got our battery! *kaSPLASH*
2. Its sensitive all right DAMM GODDIT!!!
3. when he crushes his headers in the truck it sounds like hes crushing his balls!
balzenhazelnut 1 year ago
3:20 ...Or a jig in the foot.
MechaTailsMK2 1 year ago
this guy has the worst luck
1bigal98 1 year ago
Haven't laughed this much in a long time.
VonTavast 1 year ago
this guy is a joke.
rspiteri7 1 year ago
3:00 That's why I wear glasses when I fish, you never know what will happen with a fish and your lure lol
kikook222 1 year ago
"Good gracious, sakes alive."
garbaiped 1 year ago
SONNY JIM!
anthonyskibbles 1 year ago 23
ohhhhh good night....look here
TheRideArounds 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL1:35
wcwfan33412 1 year ago
WOW THIS IS FUNNY THE OLD MAN KEEPS FALLING
simba29101 1 year ago
"Woooooo Sunny Jim" hahaha
ecm394 1 year ago
2:52
now he now what i fells like lol
97stones 1 year ago
The guy that backs up the boat is horrible
RezzieXplaya18 1 year ago
I think he is related to Bush LOL
birdbirdsss 1 year ago
I think he's adorably funny!
mazshana 1 year ago
This guys a muppet.
ispytrout 1 year ago
i haven't laughed so hard at a scream in god knows how long... lmfao at 3:52 min mark
DjLecheNYC 1 year ago
@DjLecheNYC Yeah haha me too ! funniest scream ever xD
metan75 1 year ago
Bill Dance is awesome
Kekermonger 1 year ago
why yall not putting good videos on bill dance yall make him look bad...... wtf
cashmoney451 1 year ago
7:00 EPIC #FAIL
surgednb 1 year ago
WOW
He did what only Chuck Norris should can do!
Amazinggg
scherz91 1 year ago
@scherz91 Suddenly becoming master of kung fu ~ Snake Style?
baca219 1 year ago
shit happens...
... very often xD
scherz91 1 year ago
8:04 was epic
Val0n 1 year ago
"aint this a fine houdido"
viss3n 1 year ago
LOL
fancyfurby 1 year ago
the lure in his nose, bull shit he caught it
palmer3977 1 year ago
staged
unanimuskiller 1 year ago
god did this have a trip with out a mistake?
hes in need of a few purple hearts lol
trooperman89 1 year ago
i don't like to have his luck
FREEDOMLORD 1 year ago
bill dance is the shyt
pn0606 1 year ago