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  • Stupid phone.... Can't click nething

  • steve said he needs a makeover but he asks swifty wats a makeover

  • there are things floating in the air..

  • thats either Shane Dawson himself or some relative of him :D

  • @Vkallevig Thats not Shane :C

  • "Why you gonna do daaaaaaaat"

  • "man, i seriously need a makeover."

    "i've got just the thing for you. a makeover."

    "a makeover? what's that?"

    .......ummmmmmmmm..........

  • psssst! none of em r right!!

  • swifty...why are you wearing a leo necklace isnt your birthday october 25th lol leo is for like july and august

  • haha

    

  • this is definitely the best wwsd .

  • man those fake pimples lewk soooo gross!!! YAY

  • thumbs up if you thought this was the swifty from WoW, the 80 night elf warr.

  • for a moment i thought you were shane dawson. :x

  • swiftys hair is beassssstttttt in this video

  • Thumbs up if the first time u picked cut off penis just 2 c if swifty would really cut it off

  • One lol

  • Cut off his penis ;) SWIFTY you babe!

  • cut off his penis xD

  • The fake zit with puss in it I just wanted to pop it.

  • haha he wouldnt do ANY XD

  • hey swifty. i look like ath.

  • ÇUT OFF PENIS

  • gross achne

  • Okay,t hey don't look THAT much alike...I love em both, but Matt is MUCH better looking...like the "I would bang him in a sec" better looking.

  • ok i have a theory either swity and Shane Dawson are the same person or shane kidnapped him and keeps him in his basement like Joe Dirt

  • 0:01

  • cut off the penis

  • the fake acne makes me wanna vomit

  • I just noticed my boyfriend looks like swifty . Not like anyone cares but yeah

  • @FiorellaMichele haha lucky

  • 0:42 swifty ur eyes are so beautiful

  • I like the random ass tags Swifty threw in there. & that dudes cream puff face looks tasty.

  • Thumbs up if you pressed cut off his penis first

  • rip off his penis

  • so in the end, he really never gets rid of his acne or is ever happy!

    Nice on Swifty. Handeled it like a peice a' cake

  • "yea, ur one ugly mothefucker dude." <----Sweet

  • Did he magically grow another face nipple at 0:31?

  • "Why would you do thaaaaat?"

    "Hey Swifty."

    "Ew."

  • I HAVE A QUESTION! You know the pic thing thats next to how many videos you have and the subscribe button, how did you put the pic there??

  • @Tygerlily179 I'm guessing only partners have the option.

  • @HistoryOfHoles partners?

  • @Tygerlily179 Yeah, YouTube partners, google it.

  • aT 0:52 Swifty's penis is showing!! XD haha

  • u know what i love about swifty's videos ? his options !! xD

  • YAY , he is a leo just like me ! :)

  • Every time I look at that guy's face, I want to throw up... :l

  • haha poor dude

  • Are those nipples on his face?

  • Damn swifty, ;D

  • I love Chris Angel!!

    Nice horse mane and tail shampoo :) Good Job!

    I love your hair btw swifty!!

  • i wish that i could just have a day to talk with swifty!

    or better yet, a day inside his head!!

    i wanna know what goes on under all that sexy, cute, nice hair ness :)

  • cut it off

  • are those nipples on his face?

  • SWIFTY USES MANE N TAIL HORSE SHAMPOO LIKE WILL FERREL!!!!!!

    thumbs up for Horse shit i mean shampoo xD

  • @FruitBootinFTW i use the same shit xD

  • Swifty, marry me or u will get hurt >8C

  • omg he's so hot! he looks like chris angle!!!! i luv dat!!!!!! swifty... will u fuck me?

  • "I need a makeover."

    Later.

    "What's a Makeover?"

  • Swifty makes the cutest face at 0:29

  • Swifty, you are gawjus. <3 c:

  • Swifty looks amazingly gorgeous in this video! ♥___♥

  • I like how that guy magically grew another zit within seconds

  • um. i find all to be quite unexciting...CHOP OFF HIS MANHOOD!

  • you look extra attractive in this video....ur usually super hot...but in this damn i can't stop looking at you ;)

  • C A + SWIFTY = KICKASS COMBO

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  • " hey swifty...I look like ass." LMAO i cracked up!

  • @michy285 i know i teared up so bad

  • @RoblesIsaiah

    haha yayy!

  • 1. Google search 50 most popular woman on the web

    2. Click the first link

    3. Go to number 7

    4. Have a nice laugh

  • @JuelzZantana god damn it i was gonna post that

  • swifty, the rapper?

  • This guy looks like Shawn...so thumbs down!!

  • @Nucleariasi shut up loser

  • what the fuc* is that ? this is not possible this crap in the first page youtube !! succcers

  • On the 10th of Jaunary 2011 a worldwide boycott of youtube will take place.

    Which mans for one whole day no-one will visit youtube. This is to show the

    owners of youtube, that they are turning a great video sharing site, into

    a corporate money-making tool. We want vevo and other companies out.

    Do your part, copy and paste this onto other videos, and give this comment a thumbs up.

  • @anonymous900002 fuck off, its obviously not hapening

  • Thumbs up if YouTube main page videos sux.

  • The acne on his cheeks look like nipplesss

  • how did he gain another pimple so fast??? and da first one moved up lol

  • is that shane dawson? thats the reason I started watching this shit...

  • SWIFTY I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH YOU.

    every time i say 'what would swifty do?' YOU NEVER SHOW UP :(

    hahaha

  • @JonasParamoreForever not funny

  • @DaVideoMaster10 dont care?

  • The only reason why I wanted to watch this video because I thought that guy was Shane Dawson.

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  • he look same gay like shane!!! :D

  • That guy is exactly the same as Shane Dawson!

  • swifty! are you a leo? ahahah your necklace

  • Swifty is NOT Shane Dawson .

  • that swiffty guy looks allot like shane dawson

  • @j56gr9 Incorrecto, Shane Looks Like Swifty

  • @j56gr9 yeaa but he's cuter than shane is.. :)

  • @j56gr9 Except Shane has longer eyelashes

  • Criss angel(:<3

  • /sad1313sad

  • thumbs up if u picked cut off penis first lol

  • Wtf shane dawson 2

  • Swifty looks like shane from side

  • swifty is shane dawson

  • @madmaxmagee umm they have two different styles

  • HAHAHAHHA

  • Swifty Is FUCKIN HOTTTTT

  • Highest Rated Comment!

    * /watch?v=wxq3xC4vQS0

  • @SeeYouNHell Retard, this is not true don't go here people. mark as spam instead.

  • are you like...shane dawson?

  • @Trecolitox he has filmed videos with shane dawson. the both of them have

  • @Trecolitox

    lol he loos rly like him

  • Steve Greene is AWESOME.

  • It's not that guy who needed the makeover. Seriously Swifty, where did you get your haircut idea? Did you catch "planet of the apes" on cable and say: "hmm...now there's a look!"

  • I THOUGHT THAT OTHER GUY IS SHANE DAWSON I SWARE GOD

  • @lCoDeXl yeah i clicked because i thought that guy was shane

  • i asked what would swifty do yesterday and he didnt pop into my room :[ lolol

  • fucking daaaamn .

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  • Swifty makes me want to rewind my age ... alot lol

  • you don't look like criss angel, you look like a young jared leto....mmmmm....

  • lol mind freak XD You did kinda look like Criss Angel

  • he said he wantede a make over..... then swifty comes and hes like whats a make ovder what the f****??

  • I wan't to subscribe, but i'm not sureeeee.

  • @KillerNomNomz do it! best choice you could make :)

  • grr kinda mad i cant watch this or tht emo vid until tomarrow, im on my cell and i really dont feel like setting up my computer at 11:30 at night

  • I miss Chance so damn much!!!

  • ...i see mane and tail in the background. :)

  • When I first saw this I thought thoughs zits on his face were nipples....

  • omg ur wearing a leo necklace that i have cause ima leo!!!!!!!

  • thumbs up if u liked the good ol' ask swiftiez better :\

  • heh heh heh... this is good(:

  • He has little cesaurs pizza... MATT BROWN IS SOOOOOOO SEXYYY!!!!!!

  • I posted my first video yesterday and would really really appreciate some feedback on it. Thank you! :)

  • pwease marry me :3

  • the music on this video is so creepy and annoying!!!!!!!!!!

  • "i was in the middle of robbin a pizza parlor" mmmmmmm lil gangsta swifty;)

  • Chase would have been PERFECT for this...thumbs up if you agree

  • yayayay Criss Angel was brought up :D

    and omg you look dead on like jared when you first popped up lmfao

    Criss & Swifty :D weeee!

  • i love criss angel and i love swifty.. what could be better? :)

  • @bakutie my exact thoughts :D

  • @bakutie

    Sucking off a homeless guy?

  • @bakutie swifty and chris' love child.

  • why is it that in one he gets his dick cut off and he says that not what swifty would do but in another one he gets his dick cut off and then that is what swifty would do????? mase no sense

  • How come in all the options his dick somehow gets off his body in different ways?

  • he has little Ceasars pizza. lol

  • Wow swiftys hotter than normal !!!

  • woah little ceasar's pizza !!!

  • 0:20 lmao

  • You know why swifty looks like a millon dollars here? Because he's next to a guy that looks like ass. and that only enhances his hotness, plus, he's holding a pizza, talking about a full package...

  • hey matt i saw ur necklace and it had the leo thingy on it im a leo too!!!!!

  • hey Matt i dunno if you read these but here goes: why dont you do any calabs with shane anymorrreee??x

  • swifty kinda looks like kris angel lol

  • DUDE! I love the batman stuff

  • swifty is looking very attractive today[:

  • 0:29 1 zit on left cheek 0:31 2 zits. nice...

  • have urge to pop...

  • man i wish i could say what would swifty do and swifty just pops up outta no where lol :)

  • ickk his face

  • in the beginning he said "I seriously need a makeover.", but when swifty told him he needed a makeover he said "A makeover? what's that?" hahaha:)

  • .lol

  • can't u just hand him over to michelle phan?

  • Do you post this up daily or weekly? Because i am just alittle confused at what your supposed to be doing. Lol just saying

  • My brain is telling me that this is the funniest thing that's ever been made about anything. 

  • <33 your loe necklace :DD i have one like ett :]]

  • those zits look like they belong on tits.....

    they look like nipples,.

  • GEEZUS i wish we were related ;(

  • swiffffftttyyyyy I'm a leo too (:

  • Just saying "What would swifty do" doesn't work... I just tried and he was nowhere to be found..

  • SWIFTY!! DO U KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF HACKERS!?!? SOMEONE HACKED ME AND MY FRIENDS ACC! D: THIS IS THE ACC!! and my friend forgot the email it goes to.... :( how do i change the email?!?!?!?! i need to know!! D':

  • who's the red head in EVERY wwsd? i'm very curious...