U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

[luckydog13423]

Using erotica to talk to your teens about sex. LOL

[XXzozaXX]

those people are Iraqi..keep manipulating and lying

[itachi155]

This is why Canada disassembled all our Hillary Clintons and destroyed the peices in a safe location. Why can't the US and Russia do the same?

[TOTCD]

@itachi155 Hahahaha lol.

[ArtypNk]

@itachi155

Hey, you guys caused that huge Justin Bieber leak.

[psychee1]

Heh, "The Clintonized area" :) That one got me.

[OneTruFu]

Man... I like Hillary and this is some funny shit. LOL

[Yoshi5020]

In humor, there's always some truth. Otherwise it wouldn't be funny.

[gamerunknown]

Is Emma Watson the cure for erectile dysfunction?

[PaulieDeMafia210]

@gamerunknown YES TERRY!

[RayKalmNiam]

Pakistanis aren't Arabs!

[SubtitledArabicSongs]

I never criticized the onion's humor because for the most part its hilarious, but use of real footage of people morning relatives killed is not funny.

[MidnightTrainStudios]

Thumbs up if your scared for 2011... thats now? Oh Shit

[ginu1]

lol

[carmastrikes]

I bet this is WAY less fun if you can actually understand what they're saying.

[Flasanpe]

Não passa de uma prostituta barata.

[decentnation]

:)

[decentnation]

LOL, its funny BUT True

[GhostVirusx90]

@decentnation or its funny because its true

[asl2g4u]

how the hell do these people keep such STRAIGHT FACES?!?!?!! especially the ambassador dude, wtf...they look like the most professional people in the world. why can't my parents have a sense of humor like that?

[MegaKillerDeathHippo]

Fat man even drives fatly.

[blarnzz]

hahah this is one epic joke

[MrSpemat]

I think they are speaking Arabic… but it is still funny…

[lachylolHamish]

I absolutely rofld all over the place

[lasku0007]

yep that zionist bitch is as evil as a satan can ever dream of

[betania821]

This prejudice and a house of Christian children from Romania and dual-zone aid of small apartments who do little gordita site Contact Us site and write them on google casabetaniauricani

[shinokiba]

Nida Alvi just hit my city, it was horrible. The hospitals filled up so fast, many of our infrastructure was destroyed. If you hear the Nida Alvi siren, RUN!!!!.

[AvalonJoyous666]

HAHA civilians sent fleeing from clintons rambling anecdotes rofl!

[realplayazkickass]

Lol at showing some Arabs as Pakistanis HAHAHA

[Graviton1066]

"Trapped inside the Clintonized Area" - Bwahahahahahaha

[DMVideoUserxx]

LOL

[zensavi]

corniche resort in coimbatore

[stevensan92]

They never stood a chance. How pitiful.

[billubarberqwe]

Plz Must watch..

watch?v=9wb9WN_dK7U

[hassaansyed]

This is reality..../watch?v=GmpX5FLwDi­s

[RayKalmNiam]

Wow, wtf? Those guys are Arabs, not Pakistanis. They're speaking ARABIC. Onion, how stupid can you be?

[viking977]

@RayKalmNiam how pedant can you be?

[RayKalmNiam]

@viking977 Much less than you.

[viking977]

@RayKalmNiam you do know what that word means, right?

[RayKalmNiam]

@viking977 Indeed, Indeed I do. I'm trying to communicate to your limited IQ.

[viking977]

@RayKalmNiam well that isn't very polite

[RayKalmNiam]

@viking977 It's also not polite to drone other countries.

[viking977]

@RayKalmNiam noun /drōn/

drones, plural

A low continuous humming sound

- he nodded off to the drone of the car engine

A monotonous speech

- only twenty minutes of the hour-long drone had passed

A continuous musical note, typically of low pitch

A musical instrument, or part of one, sounding such a continuous note, in particular (also drone pipe) a pipe in a bagpipe or (also drone string) a string in an instrument such as a hurdy-gurdy or a sitar

[RayKalmNiam]

@viking977 I'm talking about those killing machines.

[viking977]

@RayKalmNiam just double checking. that would have been on there too but youtube limits me to 150 characters.

[RayKalmNiam]

@viking977 So, you're happy over the use of Drones?

[viking977]

@RayKalmNiam did i say that?

[RayKalmNiam]

@viking977 Sure sounds like it by your attitude.

[viking977]

@RayKalmNiam alright then. i fail to see what this has to do with a fake news report not hiring actors that speak in the language of the place its supposed to be in. feel free to enlighten me.

[RayKalmNiam]

@viking977 It means a lot. The same thing as using French people for American English speakers.

[viking977]

@RayKalmNiam that being...?

[RayKalmNiam]

@viking977 Re-state in a way I can understand.

[viking977]

@RayKalmNiam whats the problem? also, restate is one word.

[Derovaton]

At the start that didn't sound like Urdu, it sounded like Arabic.

[Firemerlin86]

How terrible! Oh those poor Pakistanis D=

As a citizen of the U.S., I strongly condemn my governments deployment of such a terrible weapon against Pakistan... and against civilians at that! If you're going to deploy Hillary Clinton, at least have the decency to send her at foreign politicians and officials... at least they have some mental resistance to bullshit. Those unprotected civilians never had a chance v_v

[ayubk001]

lmao, but the ppl were arabs and also ambassador name was arab

[MrJosh001]

I don't like to hate anyone, but if I had to chose someone it would be her. Such a two faced bitch. I cant stand her. I'm with the people of Pakistan.

[jackthayer]

i was their when hillary clinton was unleashed it was terrible.... i still have nightmares about seeing her face and her stories in fact i'm still going to therapy to recover

[kristovx7]

To all people complaining about the the use of arabic instead of urdu.

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!

Why would the onion take the time to use actual people from pakistan (instead of arabs) when the core demographic for these videos cant tell the difference between arabic and urdu in the first place?

You're probably just mad because you were deprived of the chance to decry the use of video showing actual suffering of pakistanis for a gag satire.

And now i'm wondering if the onion used arabs on purpose.

[amitabho123]

@kristovx7

Zaarurat nahi hai, lekin yah accha hota agar vehe kiya tha. Accuracy hamesha accha hai, aur ye hota majedaar.

[MrPaulpriest]

American Bitch!American Bitch! Bitch! chore! die harlot!

[MrPaulpriest]

American Bitch!

[lewars1912]

Funny, lol. Love satire like this.

[razasnake]

Wow, I know this is satire but almost none of the people shown in the clips were Pakistani or anything similar. Pakistan is not in the Middle East! Hell, they weren't even speaking any language spoken in Pakistan. More people in Pakistan know English than Arabic. Funny but sloppy--I mean it's not like there's a lack of videos of Pakistanis protesting.

[BrooklynTheBoy]

@razasnake fuck off

[strv]

@razasnake Afghanistan is in the middle east but Pakistan isnt? Thats like saying Finland isnt in Scandinavia.

[Grasslander]

@strv Finland ISN'T in Scandinavia. It is a Nordic country, but not a Scandinavian country. Scandinavia consists of Sweden, Denmark, Norway, and Åland (a small group of Swedish islands in the middle of the Baltic Sea that now belongs to Finland for some reason). Scandinavia + Iceland and Finland is called the North. You ought to know this, living in Norway. I live in Sweden myself.

[strv]

@Grasslander Im not saying ur wrong but im not admitting ur right seeing as way too many people include Finland as Scandinavia, have a look on the map then try to understand why i said what i said to the guy claming Pakistan isnt in the middle east. Besides iv lived most of my life abroad so dont assume just cause im norwegian dosnt mean this is somthing i should agree with you on.

Now lets agree to disagree

[razasnake]

Wow, I know this is satire but almost none of the people shown in the clips were Pakistani or anything similar to us. Pakistan is not in the middle east, when will you guys learn?

[AlextheTitan]

@razasnake It is part of the middle east by a standard definition, not a classical one. Stop whining.

[ummglick]

She is reptilian according to a guy named Icke...she is indeed scary!

[asianmalaysian]

What ever happened to Nida Alvi?

[BlinkyHoppus]

It's horrible! Women and even children had to endure her stifly rehearsed storys about farmers she meet who inspired her! LOL

[johnyrate]

hilary clinton is a very strong and sober woman. I often masturbate seeing her talking.

[tiberianfiend]

@johnyrate It's the pantsuit, right?

[ZroseZ]

"May a thousand Hillary Clintons rain down upon those responsible for this!"

[carrma25]

"Hillary Clinton" and "naked aggression" should never go together in a single sentence.

[Servodude1]

Hill-sterical! LOL!

[KickboxingKangeroo]

how the fuck do these guys report these stories with a straight face? i couldn't do it lol

[BlinkyHoppus]

@KickboxingKangeroo i know right lol

[LebowskiATnobo2006]

hahaha i love it

[2010mousehunt]

HA HA HA HA HA That is some funny stuff.

[WillShakespeare2007]

I like the Onion but show a little respect. That is a woman mourning the death of her loved one you sick bastards. How would you like footage of you mourning your baby being used for a gag?

[Tw1St3DSt33L]

@WillShakespeare2007 Probably also used by news station to make money, this is free

[Renji1]

@WillShakespeare2007 I'd just be glad it wasn't footage of me wailing in anguish following the deployment of a Hillary Clinton to my home country. You've got to be thankful for that at least... But really, how many times have we seen footage on the news of some nondescript Middle Eastern person crying over the loss of a family member. They've probably got enough stock footage now to make a good mix out of, if not a feature length film...

[robi2000]

Sometimes we Ameicans go too far 

[fogassa01]

One word ;Hillaryous XD

[Ome99]

Russians have started to build their own stock pile of Hillary Clintons to reach mutually assured destruction (M.A.D. policy), should the US ever try use the Hillary against them, apparently an American scientist (a psychologist) leaked the know how to Russia, because he thought that this would bring world powers a balance.

[guspovsky]

quickly every country should rechearch for an anti-Hillary system device.

[jaiaguilar1977]

@guspovsky rechearch? is that a word?

[TheAkizo]

hilary clinton probably saw this which is why she is asking congress for money to help U.S. propaganda LOL!!!

[Zizerx11]

If only the onion was a real news channel

[pink2bluee]

LOLOLOL. They didn't even use people talking in Urdu (language of Pakistan) but Arabic - which no one speaks in Pakistan.

LMAO.

[Theroha]

@pink2bluee nerd.

[officialandproper]

@pink2bluee Yeah! I was wondering how many other people would notice that!

...But I suppose there's a near-insurmountable problem in that regard: clearly, there are only two languages in the world: Amerkin an' Forner!

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Watching the Onion while eating is indeed a dangerous habit.

[BGFetty]

@PaulieDeMafia210 I just blew beer out my nose hahaha

[GameTrailersTheater]

Guys, we got to start preparations, it's 2011 Nida Alvi will soon deploy. God Help Us All.

[hristodundalov]

You gyuys are really good...!

[SullyIsPrime]

im pretty sure those were arabs speaking arabic, not pakistanis speaking urdu,

[mrteemumilto]

@SullyIsPrime It is unfair that they take suffering people out of context for a joke.

[Qu35t10n3v3ryth1n9]

@mrteemumilto Those people suffer because of our society's ignorance. The problem started with us and our inability to look at things for what they truly were. Stop looking for change elsewhere, change starts within you, if you feel the need for a change, look within yourself and get to work. Trust me, bitching on youtube won't get you far. When it comes to this medium, people don't tend to care as much unfortunately :/

[charlesvan13]

I've wondered why people think she is qualified to be secretary of state.

She was first lady, then using her fame senator of NY. Obama should appoint more expert people. Make me wonder if he doesn't like being around smarter people. 

[neokazuka]

News from Boise: Area man becomes category 5 asshole XD

[neokazuka]

Must watch twice, first for whatever they are showing, second for the Hilarious newsreel!

[zainmehdi]

Hey why use Arab clips.........Pakistani clips are easily available......The language is clearly Arabic not Urdu......(I am myself urdu speaking)

[Avalon400]

That is right: Nothing hurts more than arrogant wording.

[pittoreSRDO]

This wasnt that good the clips of people were clearly ARABS and Arabic speaking NOT Pakistani!!

[indidesidude]

Even we INDIANS would not do that to PAKISTAN.....Shame on u AMERICANS.....Using Hillary Clinton?????..........DONT'T U FEAR GOD..... he he he

[kelsiegirl19]

it's now 2011... OHSHIT

[serioushamster]

@kelsiegirl19 now fear the wrath of humorless,crazy women women =p

[frozenqwerty321]

the stuff going along the bar at the bottom is brilliant! 'Portugal turns up at North American trade talks and won't leave' lol

[Music4AII]

I like the Hilary-alarm.

[durhamdf]

AHAHAHAH "let a thousand Hillary Clintons rain down on those responsible for this"

[RoundenBrown]

Just replace Hillary Clinton with Nuclear Missile(s). :-)

[shadowtime23]

@RoundenBrown that would indeed be so much more humane...

[Flare400]

It's now 2011 - You folks better look out! Pakistan's thirsting for revenge!

[khubani1]

hahaha clintonised area

[TCt83067695]

Birth control hula hoops. I'd so buy them!

[Dathinkingman]

lol i am from pakistan and i find this so hillarious (no pun intended) ! :))

[FilthyReech]

@Dathinkingman hahaha 'Hillarious'

[ChirpaChirpa]

@Gazz12345a (re: 'Gazza') One of the funniest comments I've seen in ages! :-)

[MrSignal20]

Awesome!

[BytheseaMrTodd]

I was just five or six feet away from her, close enough to see her dead eyes.

LMAO That killed me xDDDD

[gazz12345a]

If you want to know how the world really works google the daily bell and amren.

[todd1141]

0:17 model: 1947-I

LMAO xD

[SmiteTheUnholy]

and now it appears Hillary ordered DNA samples and Iris scans to be collected from UN diplomats. I wonder what method was used to collect DNA samples. I hope it was saliva collected from a glass although other possibilities spring to mind.

[Sajuro]

178 people didn't have to endure the terror of Hillary Clinton

[heyitsjeff777]

X""""""""""""""""""""""""D

[crackkatt]

we must take a couple of minutes silence to think about those whose lives were destroyed by this dreadful event :P

[Davisrullzs]

Prepare US, next year you will perish.

[iridescentgreen]

The only problem with the Onion is that they have audio syncing problems.

[Bhethar]

Clintonize area.... sounds good XD

[MrSkywaymotors]

Hitlery Strap-on

[cuntwagon99]

Where was the world when Saddam used Hillary Clinton during Iran-Iraq war. So many Iranians, so much illogical destruction. Maybe now we understand that the world should dismantle HCs all around the world. IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT!

[1minidisco]

Unlike intelligent missiles, Hillary is the most feared weapon because of the collateral damage it causes and it's used in rare instances.

[toya0013]

Hillary Clinton: This Centuries' deadliest weapon

[VelaToNorma7]

@toya0013 grammer fail. faggot

[JSkunk22]

@VelaToNorma7

Spelling fail. Meany. :(

[ahmedqureshi31]

where the hell was pakistan in it ??? apart from the flag?. clips were from some other country even the ambassador's name was not pakistani. also islamabad was placed incorrectly on the map. if they just show real clips u will realize that the actual effects of this lethal hillary attack are far more destructive. god help pakistan

[friskycurtain]

LMAO at the ticker at the bottom: "News from Cincinnati: Man surprised to find erection on trip to Home Depot."

[ryanshaunkelly]

Bush

Clinton

Bush 

Clinton!

Protecting the criminals.

[LocoGroove]

"The Hillary Clinton warning sirens." That was genius.

[InsanePickle007]

They gave out rings at the hillarycaust?

[Intrepidman]

Oh, the Humanity!

[PimpMyParadigm]

birth control hula hoop !!! comercial: like sex???.....like hula hooping???....but dont want a baby?......

[Music4AII]

Wild Hillary Clinton appears! Hillary Clinton uses "Relate With People". It's super effective!

[infokemp]

LOL My Brothers & I used to wonder how long before the Onion would use this joke - its a house hold favourite! Onion Comedy Classic!

[infokemp]

Joking aside that woman is a psychopath!

[sllopy]

treat her with erectile disfunction

[05swanbe]

Let it be known that any country that threatens to use Hillary Clinton against the United Kingdom will result in the immediate deployment of Nick Clegg on a first-strike basis.

[Mrbosnia12]

Om not here..

[assassinso]

You know our country has down a lot of bad things like Hiroshima and Nagasaki and Guantanamo bay but I never thought we would use Hillary Clinton.

[doctormoobbc]

1:10 you can hear someone fart :O lol

[RomZruleTeHworld]

I love how they treat Hilary as a nuke.

[arametcelestius]

Ghastly. Horrid. Now we will have tens of people denying Hillarycaust.

[ALPHADESIGNTAMPICO]

Mmm This time I gotta say The Onion is wrong. They should have used footage of actors dressed up as pakistanies instead of using actual footage of people suffering. It's like they don't care about the suffering of people. This video made me think about how good is The Onion :(

[Fandalg]

@magatouve

Yeah, I kinda got the same feeling you did.

[magatouve]

@gazz12345a If you lived in Syria during the summer of 2006 when Israel bombed half of Lebanon; you would have seen +100,000 Lebanese refugees who fled the bombing with each one (whether a young child or an adult) "acting out" a story of horror... Believe me they don't need weapers... there's plenty of death all around here (Gazza, Lebanon, Iraq, and elsewhere) that professional weapers are totally unneeded!

[gazz12345a]

@magatouve Gazza was still alive last time I checked, although his drinking is worrying.

[bcouce]

@magatouve Couldn't disagree more.

[talshiarr]

The news ticker is just as hilarious, you have to watch all these things twice, once for the news story and again for the ticker.

"Regis Philbin announces plans to outlive you"

"Portugal shows up at North American trade talks and won't leave"

"Annette Benning wondering if anyone will care when she dies"

"Animal Planet names human to Board of Directors"

LMAO!

[RedMarineNex]

@talshiarr

NEWS FROM BOISE: AREA MAN BECOMES CATEGORY 5 ASSHOLE

ROFLMAO!

[SuperCyberSock]

Hugh E. Rodham ( Clintons Father ) - "I have become the destroyer of worlds"

[Janet6961]

She should wear a landing pad...dam..

[maniacmobster]

Pakistan has enough hillarys for all the major cities of US

[AmAxOReload]

This is a shame. The Security Council of the UN should immediately meet and make strong condamnation of this despicable agression. May the world never forget!