Dragon Age Party Banter: Zevran, Leliana and Shale

[BrightenUpEmoBoy]

HAHAHAHA I laughed so hard at "How does it feel to be a giant statue?" xD

[MrDirtyBigfoot]

"So the painted elf assaults helpless statuary with its feces?"

"If given sufficient cause, why not?"

"That is OUTRAGEOUS! The painted elf will stay away from me, or else."

*SIGH* "I get that a lot"

[SlikHelvetius]

Geraldine Blecker sounds almost like John Hurt.

[TheArbiter10]

zevran is a trolling master

[hellomyfriend85]

...As in a bird?

Zevran, if you value your life, you will say you're not a bird!

[LeserDrac333]

Shale a girl who was I thought a GUY xDD

yet supa fanneh !! 8D

[DCshirley]

I was NOT suffering,Silently or otherwise,Until now. ROFL!!!!!! God I love Shale!! She is just so funny xD

[megaxm1205]

this is why origins was way better than dragon age 2. that and your decisions meant something...

[mo6555]

shales best line: lets crush some heads, ow thats a girlish thing to say isnt it?

[RageinAlly]

zevran vs dragon age people

(zevran wins)

[Bikutolu]

"The painted elf will stay away from me, or else!" XD

[RougeWinters]

Zevran has an answer for everything

SiraeMacabre approval +20

XD

[mbbell23]

Wow, Shale actually used a 2nd person pronoun lol

[mbbell23]

Problem, Leliana??

[Sapphire1992]

Oh, Shale and her/his bird hate :))  so adorable

[PsyCoil]

So here is a question for the painted elf...

Gotta love shale. 

[ShaleForce]

Shale is so adorable. ^_^

[sonwukong666]

wait a second...is Shale the HK-47 of Dragon Age?

[jamesiscookie]

@sonwukong666 kinda.

[Immortal13100]

I, for one, think it is nice Leliana has someone to talk shoes with. Now she wont throw that in pillow talk, or try to get Zev to replace his boots with the shoes that she likes so damn much.

[Arcterion]

I've never really been a fan of Zevran, but after seeing this vid I have to admit I have a newfound appreciation for him. The dude's a total troll, rofl.

[Darkmoon821]

Zevran is awesome lol this video is funny xDD

[ClaudeGarrison]

Two people do not appreciate the boldness of red shoes.

[sethnet1022]

"but i don't recall seeing many markings on your body."

"ah, no, of course not, they are not in the places you have yet scence. I can show you if you wish!"

"Uh, no! I think not." >.>

Ah, so good.

[darkblubby]

lol

[ELawliet01]

"If given sufficient cause, why not?"

[Greystud11]

It is incredible how much stuff you never hear. I had no idea those conversations even took place in the game.

[ImaXXeatXXyeh]

For some reason, I was rather touched when Zevran spoke of having children...perhaps not for himself, but he has it in mind...its really sweet

[nevrest]

I...have thick ankles?

[mosteel88]

What armor is Leliana wearing?

[Ryanxsx]

"my mass is rather large"-shale

giggity

"i dont like my thighs"-leliana

i like your thighs ;)

im sorry but i heard those and i had to make those (god awful) jokes i apologise world :(

[KZambro]

"It has thought of a way to lure the birds out of the sky?"

Best quote from Shale.

[Manticon5]

Zevran = utter genius when it comes to out talking people, I mean come on can anyone else outwit Morrigan?

[tdogmaster]

@Manticon5 Sten did once.

[AerosmithAngel31]

Having been raised on blocky N64 characters, it is absolutely astounding to me that these characters are so sophisticated. Look how they look at each other and respond with all the proper facial expressions and body language, and it's not even a core part of the plot, or game play. Amazing.

[DRL4500]

@AerosmithAngel31 Thats Bioware for you :)

[Konahagure]

I..have.....thick ankles??? It's alright! Whats important is working w/ what you have.  Rofl

[frozenlilies1]

lol Zevran has tattoos THERE!? xD

[McKDunnoAnything]

The color is VERY important. Don't ever forget it.

[EdenJAM]

For some reason, Shale reminds me of HK-47 from KOTOR ^^

[CheeseMakesMeWiggle]

I could never destroy someone as pretty as Zevran!!! :O

[Killenwolf]

I love Shale's voice delightfully sarcastic

[tehmackness]

corrupted spider queen should have dialogue... SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[d10dawg]

but i like leliana's thighs

[STEELNOSTRIL]

@d10dawg yeah her thighs are pretty good but SHE AINT GOT NOTHIN ON THEM BROODMOTHERS!!! damn fine piece of ass there

[d10dawg]

@STEELNOSTRIL wow thas some hell of an ass maannnnn! im getting hot rite now

[STEELNOSTRIL]

@d10dawg DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Th3Y3llowFlash]

oghren would make funn out of ewery one he the funniest one , the best one :D

[carcinogen20]

"How does it feel to be considered an inferior race when compared to others who are just as soft and weak as you?"

"Uh...fine?"

[gonjinetik]

3:04 - Sponsored by BK

[metabog]

Hahaha, Shale is awesome.

[TheLarsPerson]

The painted elf??

[StarbucksAwesome]

I get this vision of Zev throwing his poo at Shale. 

[RosalieHale1995]

zeveran sounds like Antonio Banderas

[tago61]

@RosalieHale1995 i think he is

[aaron75fy]

leliana doesn't like her thighs? but they're cute :(

[mideveal2RULEZ]

where u get that rock guy, is that shale? lol i feel really stupid rite now, but also i have leliana on one of my accounts but i dont know where i got her, could some1 help lol

[ecarr100]

@mideveal2RULEZ yes that is shale, he is part of some DLC. You got lillianna in the lothering town inn.

[XxL0P3xX]

they blatantly put more effort into the party banter than the game, so good.

[wrathofrasha]

At 7:07 did it seem just a little bit out of character for Zevran? lol, I don't think I see him as the fatherly family guy type.

[seraphilight]

@wrathofrasha

I dunno. If he's not looking at the life of a crow any longer it could be in character.

Two reasons:

1. He wants the time and "effort" put into the creation of the child

2. If the child looks like him he can boast of his own looks etc.

[teshanovic1]

Delicate Mushroom...LOL

Zevran is the best!

[sirsamsam1]

LOL

zev attackes helpless statues with his shitXD

[MerlindaDragon]

"How does it feel to be considered an inferior race when compared to others who are just as soft and weak as you?"

"Uhh... fine?"

Hilarious.

[Cocarat206]

"Two years? TWO YEARS?!" Love Zevran :)

[Nickthelich]

Zev you bastard stop picking on Leliana shes so adorable XD

[TheVivvav]

Shale is my favorite character.

[Nickthegemini09]

Leliana is so adorable lol.

1.Shale

2. Zev

3. Morrigan

4. Sten

The best people on the game lol (Oh and of course Leliana shes adorable)

[paperarcher]

why do u ask?

so i can make fun of u of course :D! zev is all lol's!

[Adamfruitcup]

It's kind of disappointing that I ended up killing Shale about 45 minutes after I got him in Honnleath.

[kriw0lf]

I do wish you could get Shale a pair of bad ass Monk sandles after the last bit, it would look pretty sweet, considering she beats things to death. She'd be like a massive rock Monk or something. =D

[Gothic90ever]

tattooing the penis =.=

[SHMoonclan]

I love the way he calls him the painted elf, and how Zevran pronounces mushroom

[Horde1Blades]

what armor are leliana and zevran wearing??

[dave00dance]

Good of you to upload these they never seam to talk when i play : ( is there any hotspots of activation like the dwaven bridge

[ColeVecsion]

they're in every town, mostly bridges in lothering, orzamor & redcliff, docks at haven, the hallway of the bar in denerim & the ally of denerim where marjolaise's house is & the exit to world map of the dalish village (past mithra)

[Karash770]

Zevran is pretty much at the top of the "ladder of ownage" considering the various dialogues. Alistair is at the bottom and gets stepped on by everyone else I think.

[Horde1Blades]

oghren is not bad either, by the contraire. he rocks the stones so hard he freaking returned in awakening and zevran did not

[yeticowman]

@Karash770 He does get the better of Morrigan on occasion though, but generally speaking he does get verbally bitch slapped by just about everyone.

[paperarcher]

@Karash770 more like he is on the top of the playa ladder lol

[govno122]

@Karash770 Oghren is at the top...no doubt

[ubertuberification]

@Karash770 Alistair is a badass and its funny when people take advantage of his awkwardness bitch

[TasogareKitsune]

Hahah, I love Zevran

[MangaVoltage]

It's very rare for me to say . But The dubbing of dragon age  in french's much more powerful than this. Rare for a dubbing version to beat the OV.

[IncomingLegend]

LOLZ!! Zevran made my day :))) funny guy

[Fwquagadssmin]

zevran may be my favorite party member, if i may make a quote, "Care to answer a question?" "Alright, but I get to stare at you luridly while you do so."

[DirgeOfAzrael]

"Hmm...Very well. I wish my shoes to be red."

"Ooo bold choice! We'll have to remember that."

[ifnsman]

"How does it feel to be considered an inferior race when compared to others who are just as soft and weak as you?"

How true...

[amparan]

Whats the armor leliana is using?

[Ileyon]

Do you automatically get a conversation when you cross that bridge? Could you just walk back and forth and listen for hours to those chitchats ?

[Deidaraisforever]

shale and Zevran in a dark room guy walks in truns on light Zevran has no face shale says 'what he sead he was a bird"

[icccee]

get zevran and wynn togather

[dragongirl11kingdomH]

lolz i love the crow conversation! Zevran + Galadriel (me!) = <3 luv!!!

[dragongirl11kingdomH]

lolz "fine i want my shoes to be red!" lolz i need to no how to get shale! i downloaded the shale character but i dont no how to get him/her. plz help me out!

[RoboHippo]

"I wish my shoes to be red."

Shale is awesome. I should get some of the DLC sometime.

[cursedbyday]

hehe they were talking about leliana's undergarments

[pdew2101]

i love Zevran

[paintw1zard1377]

where do we find her lilian? i have almost finished the game and havnt found her

[Kainlarsen]

She's in Lothering, at the inn. You seriously haven't found her yet.??

[jelloegg]

I thought it was a tavern. Was I mistaken?

[dragongirl11kingdomH]

ummmmm if ur almost finished the game.... SHES DEAD IN LOTHERING!

[wtbriann]

fail

[dewyduster]

Is it just me or is anybody else waiting for Zevran to say "for me to poop on!"?

[thumbfacenot]

@adyboss10 ... thx man

[Ruduen]

I think there's one of the Shale/Leliana conversations missing, but still, nice collection!

[unsf8518]

SHALE ROCKS!

[thumbfacenot]

where did you get the armour for sten ??

it looks like the console version, but i couldnt see/find any armour like that.

[adyboss10]

its downloadable content... u must pay i think or spend some kind of points, and ofc have the original game to be able to download them.

[AnimaTempli101]

@thumbfacenot Its Blood Dragon Armor it came as a download/ a part of the special edition

[thumbfacenot]

@AnimaTempli101 ... ah ok, i shall hunt for this armour nomore.

cheers man

[therealGibralter]

I like to think that after you beat the archdemon. Lelianna and Shale went out and got those sandels made.

[Akatsuki90]

where do u get Shale?

[thumbfacenot]

shale = downloadable on xbox

[chaosvoider]

Omg, I remember the shoe thing....

[Wolfslie]

I Loove Shale <3

[xxRoDy]

I coudn't stop laughing at the first conversation.

[MJSpiritual]

That is disssGusting hahaha.

[psilord5]

Shale is the best conversationalist ever.

[KronosMancer]

I know shale's reasoning for the red shoes....stomp as many birds as he wants and it won't matter

also you missed the scene between shale and leliana where she starts calling shale her spiritual sibiling until shale pisses her off

[hsumi1]

Did you know that Shale is actually female?

[KronosMancer]

@hsumi1 Yes i did i completed that quest and everything...it was....unexpected i have to admit but isn't any stranger than playing through the game as an ogre

[swiftviper6]

where do you find leliana? shes possibly the only one i havent recruited now :/

[DarkLordDaishi]

@swiftviper6

in dane's refuge in lothering

[swiftviper6]

cheers

[IamNixon]

In the bar in Lothering

[Tom101229]

@swiftviper6

When you reach the town with the refugees, the town where you find Sten. Search around for an inn or bar or whatever. She is in there.

[jebazeclisicu]

lol how the hell you missed her!?She pops up in tavern of Lothering at start of game...

[WyverxCA]

I missed both Lelianna and Sten the first time because I just ignored Lothering.

[RenaudB90]

zevran is hilarious

[xMissxCellophanex]

ROFL, I think the first and last made me laugh most. "I...have thick ankles?"

[memberjacket]

its thought of a way to lure birds out of the sky?

[WolfQuestluver]

its in the deep roads when your a dwarf i think when your exiled. :O

[ChekhovsGun]

Accents clash!

[TheBelief]

Zevran's banter with Morrigan is the best! something along the lines of:

"...why is it that we have not made love, as of yet?"

"i think i would rather stab a knife into your face."

"somehow that just makes the idea even more intruiging."

[kald0rei]

"hmm... now that you mention it I.. I suddenly rather feel like a delicate mushrooms..."

[ginafaloola]

Woo Steam. haha.

Zevran is so entertaining! "Mmm. Now that you mention it, I-I suddenly feel like a delicate mushroom." LOL

[Dudewhocares55]

Leliana doesn't like her thighs? Well, that's alright, I can like them plenty for the both of us.

[Firionia]

Zevran will flirt with anything rofl

[AnimeAdictProduction]

What armor is Leliana wearing?It's very nice

[aplayhouse]

It's called the shielded dwarven armor, I don't remember where I picked it up.

[Adamfruitcup]

You receive Shield Dwarven armor as a gift from Owen the Smith in Redcliffe if you rescue his daughter.

[RosalieHale1995]

@aplayhouse

you get it from the redcliff blacksmith

[SartoriusSeven]

God, Zevran's such a horndog.

[yamikhavi]

hah! I loved Shale and Leliana's conversation about shoes! SO FUNNY!