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  • I just shit classified

  • That's so funny there's nothing to know where all SLAVES to work are whole life to gain Nothing but Greed and Hate. For what to have Nothing... TIME TO OPEN YOUR MINDS to See the Truth.... I'M A SLAVE YOUR A SLAVE WHERE ALL SLAVES!!!!!!!!!! ITS TIME FOR CHANGE...WORLD PEACE!!! THAT'S WHAT TIME IT IS...

    

  • Hey, look at that. See that logo in the bottom right? This is a clip from The Onion, a parody news source. Search "onion span" for more

  • Thanks for sharing been looking for this everywhere since it was removed last time by OP.

  • why is this classified? I as part of the people, should know what my tax money is being spent on

  • OR...the first large scale outbreak of....classified.

  • ..More than 80% of national population, being affected by...classified.

  • Amazing how people do not see the satire for what it is. it is being used to prove a point. and it says so in the description. though maybe they should have used a disclaimer in the video its self but I see it for what it is. and We the people of the United States are the watch dogs of our govt. It might actually be time we start doing it!

  • This shit is gay

  • onion-span

  • WTF!!!!![classified]

  • NOBODY GIVES A FLYING RATS ASS! HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • dixvi.com

  • Yo dawg, i heard you like [Classified] so i put a [Classified] in your [Classified] so you can [classified] while you [classified]!

  • Was that an actual statement? Sounds like fu*king zombies to me. Please tell me that was an example of what it would be like.

  • WTF

  • Omg the Onion!

  • @GhostWarriorMan Big words for a kid.

  • Here's an urgent message to the Anonymous from me. Come out of the fucking basement you little parasites, go get fucking laid you stupid little twats. You aren't doing shit except making yourself look like total faggots.

  • someone please tell me what the hell this moron is talking about? It says stop ACTA. I will check that out.

  • LOL...The Onion, breaking everybody's balls since 1988

  • read the info. this bill is fake.

  • It's funny because The Onion.

  • If that passes I have a closet full of CLASSIFIED and CLASSIFIED. If CLASSIFIED knocks on my door I will be forced to CLASSIFIED...

  • Well first I'm going to shove my *classified* up that representative's *classified*. Then I'm going to make him *classified* on my *classified". Then I'm going to *classified* him, without *classified*. In the event that he *classified*, i will just *classified* him and *classified* his *classified* in a lake, i mean *classified*.

  • ZOMMBIEESSS!! lol

  • @Kirkzzy exactly what i was thinking!

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  • Guys, this is fake..it's the onion news..look at the logo on the bottom. that's not C span, it's the onion...

  • No wonder Americans cannot speak proper English. Just listen to our elected leader.....sigh

  • did i jus hear flesh eating? 0:54

  • Fuck America and every fucking politician in Washington and I would love to hang them upside down with their throats cut!

  • why does this soud like there disribing a zombie apocalypse

  • Does anyone realize this is on the onion?? BAHHH

  • I CAN NOT WORK WITH CLASSIFIED AT ALL IF U ASSHOLES WUNT TO PASS A BILL OF TOTAL WAR THEN IT SEEMS THAT ONE DAY THAT BILL WILL BE USIED AGIANST U IF INISUNT BLOOD IS TO BE SPILLED THAN WAR IS TO COME. THIS IS THE CHANNLE OF TRUTH I AM THE VOICE OF FREEDOM.

  • is the child porno on the cia's servers classified too?if its true they have perverted porno on their servers the people who acess that info should become unclassified.im beginning to believe usa is run by a bunch of perverts of the worst kind but thats classified too.keep up the good work anonymous the cia needs help cleaning up its servers and act in the american peoples best interest.makes me wonder if the cia is run by the catholic church?harsh words?if the truth hurts do something about it.

  • Guys it's The Onion.

  • I counted 100 classifeds

  • "Classified" you!

  • I believe this is the onion

  • Dear Lord this is beyond creepy!!

  • You guys do know that google censors people, right? They manipulate views, sub counts, search engines, etc. Just check out my latest vid. Or, type in the YT search: NSA and Google partnering up

  • Is that the onion?????????????????????????­????

  • Sounds like the laws that where passed from 1936 to 1941 in Germany to get the nessasary funding for war within its own boarders. Look at history to see whats next.

  • go and click my name and watch doomday movie

  • lol the onion i think the "classified" is aliens 

  • imagine a life without a gov. that did not plan for your safety......911 all over again...this is a spoof...but this is a bill also...it has to be done..like it or not.............boo !.........we peel onions......and we cry,........think bout it

  • all move from governments to take away freedom to be opposed.

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  • Barney frank(head of the fannie and freddie oversight committee,) Democrats and there leftist soicialist big government is driving up the debt. It was the Senate democrats that introduced SOPA, and the media who are owned by the CEOs on Obmas advisory board. Obama will print money to pay for his socialist programs, devalueing the dollar and taxing the poorest people in our society, who depend on the value of a single dollar.. Gingrich2012 OCCUPY LEFTIST PROPAGANDA

  • @theygunaHATEME lol your fuckin troll name . Any asshole that points a finger at the right or left fails to realize that they are both members of the bigger "party" as long as they keep blaming each other they all can break the law

  • GG nubs, how did we win the iran war!?!??!?! LOL these fucking idiots are so want u ready! cmon now waste your goods and go live in ny or la! WE THE PEOPEL!

  • Zombie Apocalypse?

    Aliens?

    Virus?

    Apocalypse?

    who the hell knows 2012 is something important...

  • Classified words in order: 1 TRILLION, UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS, UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS, THE UNITED STATES, VIRUS X, UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS, MUTANTS, VIRUS X, OR THE POSSIBILITY OF flesh eating, HOSTS, A DOMESTIC REVOLT ON US SOIL OR spewing/UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS, BEINGS, DANGEROUS, 100,000,000 PEOPLE, SEWAGE SYSTEMS, FEMA-BASED, THE ELITE OF TEN.

  • this is part of a sketch from the onion, a spoof news channel here on youtube..its all just parody...please do not disinform.

  • @AllSentientFreeman also suggest reading description

  • As for the illuminati, that's to be speculated. Why do you write it off so fast? There is a group of people ruling this world.. there is no doubts on that, they pull the strings for all the puppets around the world including obama. They may as well call themselves the illuminati, but regardless the name doesn't mean anything, it's the fact that a bunch of old white racist psychopaths are the ones playing the role of god, they are deciding who lives and dies.

  • @macryan19 Yea, i just hate it when they think the name is anything significant. its just that some theorists base there evidence on micheal jackson or tupac. And yes, we should be a non-noninterventionst country. i think the FED controls things since they control the money. its all logical and there is documents to prove it, unlike this illuminati BS.

  • most of the people commenting believe in the illuminati and are conspiracy theorist nuts.

  • @RUDY2295 bullshit mate its 2 o clock in the morning i carnt sleep and im nothing but a free lance

  • @big45don 'most'.

  • @RUDY2295 and your a mindless sheep who believe the US government is all for the well being of the people.

  • @macryan19 And who the hell do you think you are. im not a social conservative im a libertarian and i know the government is on BS clusterfuck. im all for ending the Fed and legalizing marijuana since i know the prisons profit from it being illegal, i know they are spraying toxins in the air and how WTC 7 was a demolition. but only dumbfucks who just want to be part of something believe in the illuminati.

  • @RUDY2295 I think I'm god. lmao just messin, right on bro good to hear another intelligent being is residing in the states. I just watched a video on the killings of innocent women and children in Iraq.. if you have a heart and a mind it is very hard to live in the US right now. We are worse then Nazi Germany, we dominate the world and tell them what to do, all along american citizens themselves are in complete denial, just like what happened in Nazi Germany.

  • /watch?v=43HLaL6-y4g

  • lol didnt notice the onion symbol until i read some comments lolololz

  • Cute, but it should be stated 'fake or spoof' where you can easily see it without having to scroll around! Not everyone recognizes The Onion symbol. Let's keep people informed - not confused.

  • Funny this is a video from Onion news fake!!! lol

  • i would like to say to the government of america ...you CLASSFIED ..your CLASSIFIED can't work because you are CLASSIFIED and i would like to CLASSIFIED in the ass ! >>> declassied version >>>> you (motherfuckers)...your plan can't work because you are (sick fucks) and i would like to (fuck your mothers) in the ass ! ....now please pass your votes !!

  • sounds more like a meeting inside the Reichstadt Fuhrer's Office

  • If you haven't figured it out already, this is fake. It is a hypothetical press release of a future where bills of government have taken the peoples' right to information. Scary, right? Thumbs this up so really dumb people don't shit their pants. Thanks :)

  • @Zake4688194 But ti's talking about.... zombies I guess?

  • What? It sounds like the fucking martians are coming to eat our brains out if the "Desclassified" version in the DESCRIPTION is all true (Which I think it is :)

  • @rspker123str not aliens, the bill says "VIRUS X" so could zombies possibly be real? or maybe it just kills everyone like TB or the black plague?

  • @ToxicDiNoGames OK never mind man i am tripping up because i thought it was real i read the bill not the description lol...

  • Yea CLASSIFIED yea and CLASSIFIED lol

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  • Go to description and check out the links. Those are real and so are the laws they can put into effect. Pause and read them.

  • Its fake but it makes a point cause this how gov officials and cops at certain places sound....` im sorry, thats classified info` It involves finance, health and violation of our security it dont suppose to be `classified`

  • THIS IS FAKE ! ! !

    Onion logo in bottom right.

  • It's funny how America has freedom when everything is classified and that marshal law can be started by one mans word and that half this stuff may not happen and yet all governments spend billions of tax payers money to protect a small group of people for example the presidents and all other leaders of countries and the rich what about the average human are we expendable to the governments bullshit

  • @silentexecutor1 even if they declare marshall law the soldier would not do anything to hurt civilians 

  • @ToxicDiNoGames How do you know about that ?Can i get more info?

  • @tiboy6969 info on what? please specify

  • @ToxicDiNoGames I don't know first thing first i guess.You say marshall law like you write will not be against us action speaking.Will it block airport change or way of life anything as normal as that ?I mean Will it spread over in Canada too i have family there man :S.

  • @tiboy6969 unless the U.S. anexes(spelling?)Canada, or joins with Canada i do not think marshall law will spread there. I know a few people from Canada and I understand. I also know a few soldiers and every single one said that they had to take a survey asking IF! marshall law was declared would they fight against civilians and they said that themselves and every other soldier answered the question with a big NO. My cousin is a Marine and he said he would fight brothers in arms before countrymen

  • @tiboy6969 and yes it will change way of life drastically, you dont want this to take place i promise

  • @ToxicDiNoGames ok cool thanks.I was once a reservist myself guess my memories don`t go as far to remember that :).I know people too there today they would probably never lay a finger on us human if emergency speaking that would happen :).

  • @ToxicDiNoGames Every anon are brothers for me i don't know much about dns and other stuff i'm trying to learn it.My work is to spread the word though i am good in that :).Let's fight for a change once and for all i guess :).

  • this video is some bull (classified)

  • LMAO... this is from a ONION NEWS skit.. gg

    Go look up up Onion News Classified.

  • Who are the 'Elite of Ten'?

  • I do thing that this video was doctored. Our government is bad, but not stupid. They wouldn't do this without it being known.

  • @titanicnerdclay No, this video was not doctored... It was done by the Onion News Network... Notice the "onion by the word "SPAN". The Onion takes stuff that is going on, and makes fun of it since something like the 1800's. It's satire, it's just comedy. This should not have been put up as truth. This is not toward just you, everyone needs to know this is just sketch comedy, even though we basically get spoken to like this, this is what The Onion is pointing out, in my opinion.

  • WTF

  • @Y2Jbestinworld anonymous is an online activist group that is against most government. Their goals are to inform, rally, and basically just stop anything they think is right. Realize that anonymous has no members, no leaders, no organization. They are not a group. It in fact is more idealogic than that.

  • Well that's the transparency Obama promised us.

  • This is old why are they posting again n.oh relax its fake BTW ..anonymous posting this up ruins your credibility!!! Stop it! Be legitimate!

  • @CrypticEmpire626 read the fuking diskreption.

  • @TheAnonMessage Well said man :)...

  • @TheAnonMessage What the fuck is this.Shit man human emotion are more strong than words.The JESUS he said about the beginning of the second page was shivering for me :S.What is all this classified shit.When will it happen it is being discussed now.Will other country be touched by this load of ass?Probably maybe no?

  • @TheAnonMessage Ok never mind i read the page it is still freaking awkward though...

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  • sound like there preping for attacks with nukes and chemical or bioloical weppons or maby its just classified

  • in italiano pls

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  • @Inzaneinthebrain go fish for comments somewhere else dickwadd

  • This FUKER anonymous is putting shit In my head... I'm a U S Marine is anything going to happen to soldiers I'm still an active duty member and all I hear is classified, black march, ppl getting fuked by the government, FUK FUK FUK I need to know what will happen to Soldiers they work for the country an fight for it were protected right? I hope- SEMPER FI

  • @xGODSxMARINEx SEMPER FI Marine! You joined with good intentions, as did many of us, only to end up being used as pawns to fight for whatever "they" want. There is a saying somewhere "You can always hire half of the poor to kill the other half" Look into your heart, and you will know what is truly right just by feeling it. Then, you may realize who the true enemy of humanity is. Tell your brothers and sisters not to turn their weapons against us, we are on the same team! SEMPER FI

  • @diosmith214 dude shut the fuck up you cunt

  • hole mother fuckkkking shit fuckkk fuckk fuck where fucked

  • CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHO IS "ANNONYMOUS" AND WHAT THEY ARE DOING FOR THE INTERNET ??? I DON'T UNDERSTAND ON WIKIPEDIA

  • He may aswell just say 'classified classified classified'

  • hey skinhead WE THE PEOPLE have the right to know how would you feel if you didn't know and we switched roles let me guess NO COMMENT

  • You almost made me crap my pants :(

  • god DAMN you anonymous and you're damn good video skill!!! I had to take like 9 nerve pills @_@ even after I read the description!! *whimpers and curls up clinging to my tail* I never knew how truly unprepared I was for this kind of risk.

  • I know whats going on with this bill. Even if i could tell you(due to it possible causing wide spread panic). But this bill revokes all rights of the WORLD! However, I don't know why they would do something like this but the senate will pass it without question. If our conspericy theroy is correct we will be slaughtered in complete transrasicial genoside before we are able to advance our selfs enough to the point of true peace. I still hope were wrong.

  • THIS IS JUST AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT COULD HAPPEN! ITS NOT REAL YET.

  • Flesh eating classified yeah we know what that classified is on a need to know basis

  • Anonymous can i join im beast at hacking emails that might come in handy plz

  • @ilianat0890 get into IRC channed #anonops

  • anonyops .com click on IRC

  • @ Kosengeki. Sorry if I offended you bro. No hard feelings I hope.

  • Did I hear flesh eating wtf zombies

  • @ThaBeastMike07 Flesh eating virus...

  • bla bla bla bla bla, classified, bla blabla classified, blablablablablabla classified, blabla classified...CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED!!!!!!

  • Obey Acts 2:38 before its too late :) I hope to see you all on the other side. Peace

  • @dsh3354 So which denomination are you? because I could state about 10 other ways of making it there. Keep your religious bullshit off of Anonymous, thank you and good day

  • jesus christ i was shitting myself before i read the description hahaha

  • Classified classified, classified classified classefied.

  • FAKE VIDEO

  • Lol, one reason why its fake is because the Repubs would have a podium on the right in the house chamber, and this one was speaking at a podium on the left.

  • Don't do that you scared the shit outta me lol

  • Every one read the description

    if you want to know if this is real or not the answer is below

    This is from the Onion News Network. The bill is fake. This video was to make a point. I thought everyone would get that....

  • what the fuck is so classified of a Law? is here anyone how wants to now? how they respond whenn you getting aressted? i tell you:CLASSIFIED!!!

  • Anonymous needs to hack some t.v. broadcasting stations. ie. FOX. and do a POWERFUL LIVE VIDEO TO THE PEOPLE  that will REALLY get the message out to the world. PLEASE.

  • what does this mean theres a type of creature out there O-o

    gear up liam im going to war >:o

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  • Totally zombies

  • The ZOMBIE Apocalypse is upon us!!!11

  • the world is Classified.... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and we Classified and xxxxxxxx Jesus!!!!!Classified

  • What know a hand of old people about internet? Nothing!

  • LAB**

    

  • the umbrella corporation exist :D cant wait for zombie apocalypse well they dont make these up for no reason any thing can happen they already know how to spread virus and disease anytime anywhere they want to. were talking bout the bullies wich are the government shit pentagon has every evidence about area 51 and has aliens in kab taking dna samples been doing this for years now who knows studying these aliens they could of easily found a way to mix alien n human genes together with a virus

  • "Flesh-eating, Classified" WTF!!!!

  • Guys its fake, It was made by onion news which is a spoof channel, you can go find it here on youtube now...

  • @GamingLogics Why ruin the fun? faggot.

  • new bill of rights, erm wtf

  • They said something of our darkest fears or something unworldly and stuff pretty scary

  • that shitz real

  • @ProblemForSolution are u stupid

  • Terrorist attack on every country or U.S?

  • this is a joke its not real bill people! ffs althought I think in near future some shit like this is actually going to pass lol

  • Does this Virus X actually exist?

  • @7HuGoPro7 NO.

  • FUCKING ONION, for a second you almost had me there, then i read the information *Facepalm*

    lol!