U must read this.once u have started there is no turning back.a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945 .her body was not fund until 1947.then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message.the dead girl appeared in his room.
Haunting him and killed him. If you do not copy and paste this in 10 videos 30 minutes the dead girl well appear in your room tonight and haunt you,kill you .will you better start copy and paste to be
@chang248 what the HELL does a man and a woman or a woman and a women being together have to do with putting oil in ur gas tank? Sure u dont put oil in ur gas tank because it's called a GAS TANK for a reason but people have been together for YEARS without... exploding.not a good example to prove being gay is wrong.
lmao i creased when she said 'for sure they'll join me NOW' lmao xD shes done it like 20 times with a different reason to join her and pointing out its 3pm! not 3am! lmao
@RdGean I'm Australian and I think that English humour is the best thing that happened to earth. I do like some american shows though aha I LOVE this one :)
@chang248 That joke is so old and so stupid. God created everyone, dimwit, and since he doesn't make mistakes, we must all be exactly the way he wants us to be.
You know what you should? You should learn from crayons.
@TrinneLovesAll13 So true Katrine, you speak wisely for your years. What's your favourite crayon? I can't pick between periwinkle blue or hot pink? :D decisions, decisions.
"We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors.......but they all learn to live in the same box."
yeah. i know that it's weird. but i don't know if its just some people, just L.A., or just America. But I know from experience growing up here in SoCal, a LOT of people clap when they laugh. So it's not like she has done something brilliant, its just clapping while laughing. Could be wrong. But, just an observation.
To all gays remember the most important thing is that Jesus loves you and wants a relationship with you apart from sin...Repent and ask for forgiveness....Jesus can heal anything even homosexuality.....If you need help my ministry can help you.!
I can't stand Ellen. She is so fake. She goes out of her way to seem innocuous and non-sexual. You know that in real life, she'd be wearing a 12" strap-on in her pants and constantly tugging at it.
Okay, you totally made that up. You say that she's non-sexual, yet if she was all out there with her sexuality you'd call her overtly sexual, get a life.
Also, Hoopermazing, stop projecting your inhibited and frustrated sexual desires onto other people. I am sure Ellen is just fine with her sexuality. Are you? Clearly you have an odd sexually charged nature about you. Just because you're a closeted pervert in public doesn't mean that Ellen or the rest of the world is the same way.
No. Actually this is how real gay people act. Not with 12'' anything strapped anywhere. You'd do well to meet a few yourself and disabuse yourself of any further misconceptions.
I love her shrug at 0:28. so cute!
jchxxh 1 month ago
they should have chose the one at 1:21 lmaoo
sellygfan100 1 month ago
I would do set my clock just to watch her show
Jbieber3156 1 month ago
god i love Ellen, she cracks me up XD
keg2014 1 month ago
@12KKitty You know, I know it's fake but those who are 50/50 about.... Your spelling and grammar doesn't help...
Party5in5my5pants 1 month ago
First read the title as Ellen Degeneres Buttcakes. IDEK.
aerocat121 2 months ago
Yea she is
dshadyboi 2 months ago 2
Ellen - the best!!!
AustAni 2 months ago 3
Dont go away. really. ajjajajajajjaj!!
THETROY7844 4 months ago
ellen rox
lhade100 5 months ago
i thought it was 3 am! 1:10
madeleinejohnson 5 months ago 4
If Ellen didn't exist, we'd have to invent her. :)
gatekeepermkd 6 months ago 6
I just wanted her to end with
"For sure they'll join me now.. Now that I control the world.."
justinlovespastry 6 months ago
did anyone notice that is goes from 2:22 to 2:24, they skipped 2:23!!!!!!
SofiaRinaldi630 6 months ago 3
Shes amazing!
KoolCandyGirlKids 6 months ago 4
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U must read this.once u have started there is no turning back.a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945 .her body was not fund until 1947.then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message.the dead girl appeared in his room.
Haunting him and killed him. If you do not copy and paste this in 10 videos 30 minutes the dead girl well appear in your room tonight and haunt you,kill you .will you better start copy and paste to be
12KKitty 7 months ago
@chang248 Thatz the most retarded argument I've ever heard. LULZ
DaKrazyJokesta 7 months ago
@chang248 what the HELL does a man and a woman or a woman and a women being together have to do with putting oil in ur gas tank? Sure u dont put oil in ur gas tank because it's called a GAS TANK for a reason but people have been together for YEARS without... exploding.not a good example to prove being gay is wrong.
syxxfreakinstyx 7 months ago
hahah I Love ellen she's friggin hilarious!!1 <3 =)
tiannacountry15 7 months ago 3
lmao i creased when she said 'for sure they'll join me NOW' lmao xD shes done it like 20 times with a different reason to join her and pointing out its 3pm! not 3am! lmao
941geminigirl 7 months ago
I love her @ 0:28 hahahahaha :3
Childpengu1 7 months ago
Notice how the camera goes forward and backward over and over again :p.
LordSandwich97 7 months ago 2
"I thought it was 3AM!" hahahaha
karladacosta 7 months ago
I really love ellen but when she started talkin bout ALLAH. I didnt find it Funny -- LOVE U ELLEN.
122Abdulla 7 months ago
@122Abdulla When was that?????
HiLaLsir 7 months ago
I LOVE ELLEN
ReLuvDaReTuche 10 months ago 4
Here in Portugal ELLEN goes on TV at 2am and sometimes I do set my alarm to watch it. #truestory
clpaivas 1 year ago 7
I hate it when I read the comments first before watching the thing...it ruins everything.
SuperStrange321 1 year ago 6
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how is this funny stupid americans laugh at anything.
gtadead 1 year ago
@gtadead BITCH!!!
calleigh31323 1 year ago
@gtadead Although I think this is kind of funny you do have a point that americans laugh at anything, the english have the best sense of humor.
RdGean 10 months ago
@RdGean I'm Australian and I think that English humour is the best thing that happened to earth. I do like some american shows though aha I LOVE this one :)
julie11061 9 months ago
14 people dont know how to laugh.
supersimpsonsfan100 1 year ago 3
i love how she emphasis it . three Pm
laiseylabell 1 year ago 3
Who wouldn't watch this?
nibaa44 1 year ago
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ellen is horrible... you know your show doesnt have enough content when you have to dance for 10 minutes at the start of each episode
twizy123 1 year ago
@twizy123 so why do you watch this video??
TheSade733 1 year ago 2
@TheSade733 im guessing you watched it so ask yourself?! if you dont love ellen why search her?
lucy121x 1 year ago
@twizy123 Are you dissing Ellen? If you are, please don't she is a role model to many gay youth such as myself and to many straight people too.
TheKokokiss 1 year ago 44
@TheKokokiss ellen is a role model for everybody. i love her so much
SuperVioleta2011 1 month ago
i would totally stay up to 3am to watch ellen!
smileyfaceamber 1 year ago 3
@chang248 Do you like shrimp? And bacon?
TrinneLovesAll13 1 year ago
@chang248 That joke is so old and so stupid. God created everyone, dimwit, and since he doesn't make mistakes, we must all be exactly the way he wants us to be.
You know what you should? You should learn from crayons.
TrinneLovesAll13 1 year ago
@TrinneLovesAll13 So true Katrine, you speak wisely for your years. What's your favourite crayon? I can't pick between periwinkle blue or hot pink? :D decisions, decisions.
TheMsblahblah1995 1 year ago
@TheMsblahblah1995 Aaahh, you again. Oh goody.
"We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors.......but they all learn to live in the same box."
TrinneLovesAll13 1 year ago 2
i love ellen and her show she is an awesome person!
candylover906 1 year ago 2
@chang248 And by that u mean .. ?
TheBestGirley 1 year ago
I'm crying it's so funny. xD
xannax14x 1 year ago
@chang248 Oh no. You've got to get the hell away from this page with your stupid comments, you're polluting the page.
Just fyi, your ancestors were all apes. I'll let that thought pervade your tiny little brain. :)
raenBow27 1 year ago
@chang248 god didn't create fuck all lol
Immortal4Aday 1 year ago
"for shore they'll join me now.. who wouldn't" xD
Hammersengnyberg 1 year ago 4
Why should gays get married?..one word: ELLEN!! shes fUk3N AWESOME!!!
Joker10487 1 year ago
@ovaltine0999 this isn't elle's pager. check out youtube/theellenshow
it;s the same as her facebook page!
julesdanser 1 year ago
ellen always makes me smile :D
HearMichela 1 year ago
I've been watching Ellen ALL day! My jaws hurt........nuf said :)
LovinxoxoLife 1 year ago 4
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ELLEN'S FANS SUCK! ..I..
TracyAndersonFoxhunt 1 year ago
...at three _PM_ :''''D
1Scissorhand1 1 year ago
ha ha ha ha i love her
ellielovesyouuu 1 year ago
" at 3 PM " * weird look *
xBieberForeverx 1 year ago 2
"dont go away..really." hahahaah
silentorange15 1 year ago 4
hahah :D ellen is awesome xD
MoonLightStar01 1 year ago
Like somebody's going to set their alarm to 3 A.M LOL !!!
I thought it was 3 AM!!!
KFoxBuddy 1 year ago
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i just farted and it stinks like ellen
TracyAndersonFoxhunt 1 year ago
"For sure they'll join me now" hahahah 'xD
jujuchan911 1 year ago 5
people always say she is stupid and not funny but i love her sooooo much!!!!
lv2sing98 1 year ago
@lv2sing98 who says that?!?!?!
mrsdalloway0189 1 year ago
I love how when she were getting sexy with opening her shirt, you could hear just ladies going "WOOOOOOOOO" :P
KarinMikazuki 1 year ago 40
for sure they'll join me now.
ahahahaha.
Rockykratter 1 year ago 4
lol the 3p.m. thing craked me up! lol
TheMrsbieberlol 1 year ago 4
"...at 3 PM" her face is precious xD
Pnavr 1 year ago 5
why is there always someone who doesn't like this??
lunabarreto 1 year ago 3
@lunabarreto because there are always stupid people on the world ;)
Googaify 1 year ago
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@Googaify i guess you are right LoL
lunabarreto 1 year ago
omg i lov her thanks for shairng
xhawaiianlovex 1 year ago
i really like her hair here. LOL at 1:26 :)
itallkickstartsagain 1 year ago
@gatorneck305 jeez, psycho much? then why are u watching?
Ms14787 1 year ago
"hey i'll see yuzzezz :D"
tounge tied mch ellen?
IAmWhoIAmandIamME 1 year ago
Not many things on tv make me literally LOL, except for Ellen. :D I couldn't stop laughing!
Sheabutter33 1 year ago 6
hilarious :D
Spuffy24 1 year ago
I would wake up at 3 am to see ellen. <33
AllHailGaga 1 year ago 75
hahaha i cood not stop laughing......:)
97popstar 1 year ago 4
NO U!
zoomvavoom 1 year ago
For sure they will join me now......lol so funny she looks really cute there..and who woudlnt join here..
twinslight 1 year ago 15
Hahahaha I love how Ellen emphisized 3pm. She's the coolist lesbien ever!!!
mauralove93 1 year ago 8
Lol so funny
TheSpoofPosse 2 years ago 5
She's hot just not in pink!!!
Midwaythrough 2 years ago 8
In 5,4,3,2, crazy is, crazy do, come be crazy with me on the ellen show, 3, no dont bring 3 ppl, its at 3, come alone!
MsBludragon 2 years ago
TOO funny! :)
cathke 2 years ago
im trying to watch 100
full vid.2:23
start:5:51
end:5:54
#45
Hannanball13 2 years ago
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Ellen DeGeneres is a lesbian
FireForFreezing 2 years ago
@FireForFreezing Well done. Have a medal :D
TheStraightLesbian 1 year ago 4
one word . sexy . LOL
SECRETSLOVE700 2 years ago 19
@SECRETSLOVE700 that's what I was about to say! ;)
LegendaryxEyes 2 years ago 3
i love ellen
Jaeqo 2 years ago 34
who doesn't love Ellen!!? comon now
mjkingofmusicmj 2 years ago 184
@mjkingofmusicmj I don't know her...
whoiskcwhat 1 year ago
@mjkingofmusicmj lol i'm 10 and she hilarious!!!!!!!!
RileyRoo2000 8 months ago
Why don't they just let her keep her funny "see you at 3" lines? Why do they have to bore it down?
OhhMyApplePiie 2 years ago 12
because They are boring but They're paying the bills. sad but true.
prismaticmarcus 2 years ago
" like somebodys gonna set their alarm to 3am " HAHAHAHAHA .
xoloveyouu 2 years ago 337
@xoloveyouu I did!!!
bettythepumpkin 1 year ago
@xoloveyouu hey i do that forealz i really do that lolz
ilovemyfamily889 8 months ago
lol i skipped to 1:18 for sum reason, and im lik why is 3pm so funny
totallysickawesome 2 years ago 9
i never get all the clapping.....
naomi444 2 years ago 2
you must not be from america then haha
JoeM2000 2 years ago 8
no, from holland. They are trying to let people clap for everything here, but it's not really working. You just get two or three people to clap
naomi444 2 years ago
yeah. i know that it's weird. but i don't know if its just some people, just L.A., or just America. But I know from experience growing up here in SoCal, a LOT of people clap when they laugh. So it's not like she has done something brilliant, its just clapping while laughing. Could be wrong. But, just an observation.
thegirlwholovesmusic 2 years ago
maybe she has the basic idea on some teleprompter but she improvizes a lot on and around the subject.
she's soo sweet and totally funny!
Plus she's a very smart one!
yes ma'am , she's the real thing!
love ya Ellen! :)
mamaaremere 2 years ago 12
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she needs mental help
singledad11 2 years ago
I'm sure they'll join me now..
who wouldnt?
lmao I love her
Ash9214 2 years ago 17
She's so funny, and even without a script!
twilightfanatic33 2 years ago 8
she has a script on the teleprompter! but you're right, she is hilarious! :D
JuliaMuehlbauer 2 years ago 4
CRACKING UP!!!! SHE ROCKS!
whiteangelis 2 years ago 7
Hi! Who do you prefer in American Idol? Paula Abdul or Ellen?
The5Sweety5 2 years ago 5
ELLEN!
b12isabeast 2 years ago 3
ellen!! for sure <3
JuliaMuehlbauer 2 years ago 6
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To all gays remember the most important thing is that Jesus loves you and wants a relationship with you apart from sin...Repent and ask for forgiveness....Jesus can heal anything even homosexuality.....If you need help my ministry can help you.!
rocraque 2 years ago
Go suck an egg rocraque
Xenabuffyfan 2 years ago
@What did i do?
rocraque 2 years ago
she is so sexyy!
FEMALEJOCKER 2 years ago 6
she's so beautiful, inside and out!
aimstheotter 2 years ago 20
at 1:49, "Do it again?" Aw. I want to give her a hug.
elmosonfirehaha 2 years ago 10
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I can't stand Ellen. She is so fake. She goes out of her way to seem innocuous and non-sexual. You know that in real life, she'd be wearing a 12" strap-on in her pants and constantly tugging at it.
Hoopermazing 2 years ago
Okay, you totally made that up. You say that she's non-sexual, yet if she was all out there with her sexuality you'd call her overtly sexual, get a life.
XforeverlongingX 2 years ago 11
You're filthy Hoopermazing. Go watch young girls play string instruments to satisfy your bizarre sexual appetite. Disgusting.
XforeverlongingX 2 years ago
Also, Hoopermazing, stop projecting your inhibited and frustrated sexual desires onto other people. I am sure Ellen is just fine with her sexuality. Are you? Clearly you have an odd sexually charged nature about you. Just because you're a closeted pervert in public doesn't mean that Ellen or the rest of the world is the same way.
XforeverlongingX 2 years ago 5
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Three replies all about me... looks like someone's tenuous grip on their sanity is loosening.
Hoopermazing 2 years ago
No. Actually this is how real gay people act. Not with 12'' anything strapped anywhere. You'd do well to meet a few yourself and disabuse yourself of any further misconceptions.
nthingtoofear 2 years ago 6
Ah, you gotta love her.
tas45123 2 years ago 12
"Hi meet be back here on ABC 24 at 3PM"
*widens eyes, lifts eyebrows and lowers head down slighty to cam*
LMFAO
blingstababe 2 years ago 6
hahahah shes so cute
lol
fijianqueen23 2 years ago 8
BAHAHAAAA
kelsihasacookie 2 years ago 7
3 PM, LOL
ixxlovexxme 2 years ago 7
at 3 PM lol
MrsLovettMyLoves 2 years ago 7
who wouldn't :)
EllenPortiaFan 2 years ago 5
she's hilarious no matter what even when shes crying
eclover1231 2 years ago 11
Ellen love yA!!!! THE BEST..
chesnix 2 years ago 13
where did you find this??
goldiloks08 2 years ago 9
PLEASE GIVE ME A THUMBS DOWN! :)
neely47 2 years ago 296
@neely47 Fail. :)
IndianaJonas96 1 year ago
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@neely47 PLEASE GIVE ME A THUMBS UP! :)
Xienis 1 year ago
@neely47 fuck you. take your thumb down out of your asshole.... ASSHOLE!
TracyAndersonFoxhunt 1 year ago
She is adorable. =)
HaDaacy 2 years ago 32
lol...all the way through!
ganrella7908 2 years ago 6
for sure they'll join me now
hahahaha
iinvisibleb 2 years ago 9
a genuinely hilarious woman
wunderbeast 2 years ago 27
true. it's so natural for her!
i love ellen!
VeronicaMartian 2 years ago 12
I just love Ellen she's so funny!:) 3PM!:D
hawthorneheightsEmo3 2 years ago 18
"3 PM"
xD
MemeSeco88 2 years ago 14
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Cover your mouth with your hand
2. Make a wish into it.
3.Close your hand (make it into a fist)
4. Hold you hand(the fist) to your heart for 5 seconds.
5.Send this to 3 more videos.
6. Tommorow will be the best day of your life
Fearlandout 2 years ago
hehh HEHEHH XD XDD PM!
lateraali 2 years ago 4
3... PM!!
latindancer4ever 2 years ago 11
she is awesome!!!
DaniZephyr 3 years ago 22
She Rocks !!
ailime 3 years ago 15
Like somebody's going to set their alarm to 3 A.M lol
marthasfriend 3 years ago 109
for ellen i would ^^
EllenDegeneres4life 3 years ago 79
Same here
marthasfriend 3 years ago 15
tru tht
deathgame3 3 years ago 8
me 2
OhEmGee352 2 years ago 7
@EllenDegeneres4life Best youtube name I have ever seen xD Love it..
peppermintcat 1 year ago
@EllenDegeneres4life so would i :)
MsSelenaMileyFan 1 year ago
for sure they'll join me now
LOL ellen is AWESOME AND HILARIOUS
toysoldierivana 3 years ago 19
Meet me back here at 3 PM! lol
gay23ny 3 years ago 7
see you at 3 pm ellen xD
energydrink99 3 years ago 5
I love her,
I want to marry her!
*sigh*
sammipooh 3 years ago 17
she is good people.....if I were gay .....I could easily marry her!
nailsdeb 3 years ago 35
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looking for friends 2J
11002021 3 years ago
this is sooo funny!
thanx!
nowzhee 3 years ago
at 3pm is that good for you ?
wigwambam 3 years ago