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  • Where can I get me one of those Kens

  • *cuts pack*

    *Realizes that there was a jace in there*

    FUUUUU

  • @anythingbutsane11 hahahahaha

  • *cut pack in half*

    "So you realize there was a foil Vendilion Clique and a Bitterblossom in that pack right?"

    *Poker Face*

  • or just go to a penny bin.

  • *Slices a Jace in half* Noooooo!

  • Comforting to see that the top guys also do dumb shit like forget about first strike.

  • Ken 10GGGGG

    Creature- Designer

    "Always loves the fatties"

    99/99

  • Fuck it! I don't need any help at opening these bags!

    *42 futile attempts*

    What the heck?

    *Watches the video*

    *ULTIMATE POKERFACE*

  • I grew up with pokemon and yugioh cards and I loved to carefully open and preserve the packaging xD is that weird? watching people savagely open their packs makes me die a little on the inside lol.

  • @LeafVillItachi I'm the same way, not all the Packages work, & some I just rip them open, but ones that don't get ruined, I keep my cards inside of, & the ones I want to use, I take from those packs... To make my Decks with, xD!

    That is how I open, & make my Decks...

  • @LeafVillItachi i collect my mtg packs xD

  • Im new to Magic. What should I get that's good for begginers?

  • @Silentonion Get an Innistrad intro deck! (:

  • dudes .....

  • Idk i sorta like the first method... that one always works for me.... the second... yea... and the third i got slapped for telling my mom to open them for me...

  • Ya'll open the pack in such a nasty way.

  • 0:12 all those beautiful creations of multiverse...gone. :,(

  • 00:12 LOL 

  • do they sell kens @ wallmart?

  • Oh, i really much like this "KEN". Where can I get one?

  • Okay, I came here thinking, "Wow, really? This video is going to be real stupid."

    *11 seconds in*

    Best video ever.

  • How the hell is record setting pokemon booster pack a sujestion???

  • My heart sank when I saw the paper cutter...

  • @gamerfcapuno same D=

  • Flash FTW! I have that shirt!

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  • now I see why yugioh is for children and magic is for adults... =/

  • the best thing about this video is the background people laughing,...

    BTW, hoe much does ken cost?

  • @jelmeraom lol, u said hoe not now

  • @kittypuff87 well maybe now he can find a woman who shares his love of the game

  • i hate yu gi oh

  • Step one: Tear it

    Step two: Fap

  • @kittypuff87 oo wow that sounds like my Brother... Don't get me mixed up with anyone you may know, I'm only 15 and my bro is 13...

  • @kittypuff87 Addiction really is an unfortunate thing. I'm sorry this happened to you. I hope he ends up being able to get professional help.

  • @kittypuff87 i guess he liked tapping the cards more than tapping you.......

  • @kittypuff87 I guess you weren't entertaining enough.

  • @kittypuff87 which leads me to question: Why are you watching this video??

  • @kittypuff87 your the dumb bitch that paid for it, go burn in a fucking fire you cunt

  • Your creature is a 1/1.

  • epic

    

  • press 6 to call kevin

    

  • this has been watched almost 198k times..... why?

  • @HoneyyCakes17 god are to that stupid deep shit?!?!?!the game is meant for 13+ players deep shit.Are you blind or what?!?!?!

  • um... ok?

  • :11 these guy's decks are very distinctive because they have the top inch of each card missing. Also, it's very difficult to play anything but a land because they can't see the cost of the card =P

  • Magic is the shit.

  • 0:11 I do it like that, but with scissors, lol!

    Plus, that looked like you cut off the top edge of each card! XD

  • @jope12 thats cause they did man, that's why it was "bad" haha

  • bunch of fags!

  • what trick was used for the paper cutter to seem real? if real what cards were inside?

  • hahahahahha

  • i learned a cool way to open packs

    1) pull on the back flap of the wrapper. keep pulling until you can feel the glue seal breaking

    2) slam your hand on the back of the pack. the air pocket you created from pulling will cause a loud pop and it will open up either the top or bottom seal and the cards will be completely undamaged

  • I really hope there wasn't anything rare in that booster pack that got cut xD

  • That's right, Ted--avert thine gaze away from the Rosewater, for thou art not worthy.

  • 78 people can't open a magic booster pack.

  • Rosewater, what an a-hole... :D

  • Haha *clap* *clap* Ken!

  • He's not supposed to actually touch the cards. He must be punished!

  • Soo this is what they do in the R&D department...

  • I never thought I'd say this but I want a ken

  • unworthy ken

  • Anybody know where I can get a Ken? Dag nabbit the pack always gives me a paper cut. XD

  • BAD - *slice* "oh, there ya go" ROTF

  • Where can I get a Ken and how much does he cost?

  • lmfao

    

  • Ken  2 ** . . __

    Creature - Card Opener

    $5.99 * -> : When Ken enters the battlefield, draw 15 cards and a couple shitty promos and counters. Bitch about not getting that fucking Baneslayer Angel for the like, 13th time oh my God, I'm going to scream.

    "Here's your cards!" 1/1

  • @lowfiwhiteguy god damn that's expensive. who buys a booster for 6 buck? I work at a game store and we sell them for 4.00 even (that's after tax).

  • @imanelfranger It costs $2 in labor for Ken to give you your cards. Though that shouldn't be a problem for a gentlemanne of such great wealth that opening his own packs is above him.

    *puts on monocle, sips tea*

  • in the old days i never choose and open myself, i always called some little kid from the shop. the 1st time ive try this ive got an shiva dragon+nightmare in 1 deck. hehe

  • @Raveyn watch there be a planeswalker in it

  • @pandaviewer1997 Luckily it was only Morningtide xD

  • @pandaviewer1997 I doubt Wizards would care

  • mouth breathers, mouth breathers everywhere.

    Christfuck, I miss playing Magic so bad ;_; 

  • i wanna phillip seymour hoffman bitch!

  • @xterra you are so right

  • haha, he claps and the guy comes running. awesome!

  • @Raveyn it was obviously empty.

  • i always smell mine, theres a smell to new magic cards i cant describe....

  • Rofl! :10

  • good stuff ken loved *_* xD

  • MAGIC ROCKS

  • call chuck norris :D

  • loll

  • imagine like 2 planeswalkers in the deck the cut. ROFL

  • @plasticbag25 Hahah! I can imagine him checking the cards after the cut and go like: "Sh#t"! :(

  • Rosewater ftw :D

  • i need a ken

  • I have a question. Can one tap an infinite amount of swamps to grant a card like Frozen Shade an X amount of +1/+1 until end of turn. For instance, the card begins as a 0/1, but if i tp 4 mana on it does that mean he is a 5/4 until end of turn? 

    Thanks in advance :)

  • @EndlessStarfall yes exactly ... you can also spend any amount of black mana at any point you like (example 2 mana on atacking phase and after the blockers have been asigned pump another 2 mana) like an instant ...side note: there is also a red ability (firebreath) that do the same with red mana.

  • @cirmiz Thanks alot

  • @EndlessStarfall

    As long as its not a "tap to use ablity" fire away at any point during the game :)

  • ROFL!  XD

    Yeah, those damn packs never open

  • The 3 guys in the back just stopped and laughed when Ken showed up LOL

  • KEN!! I pulled a baneslayer :)

  • wait will the ken work on pokemon cards too

  • @Charmanderboy75 same thing for pokemon, yu gi oh , and any other card games that where invented

  • @Charmanderboy75

    Sorry, but no, hes a magic the gathering accessory only :)

  • I needs must get a ken. 

  • haha i love being a MTG nerd and being able to find this ridiculously funny

  • nerds ^^

  • I'm selling mines on ebay check out my vid to see the auction link. theres a rare bonus if you buy now! promo cards

  • @ImperialIceDragon you don't even have a video that is selling them, are you THAT desperate for people to watch your crap videos?

  • @Lukefonfabre9 watch better asshole!!!

    Oh! and FUCK YOU!

  • New! New! New! Are you tired of opening your booster packs on your own? Do the edges cut your fingers while trying to open them? Well, fear no more because there is a solution to this problem! Ken Nagle, the Boosterpack opening slave! Buy one now for 99,99 dollars and get a free booster!

    Warning - Might contain the urge to keep opening things, store in dry places ;)

  • like 0:10

  • haaaaaaah xD

    awsome

    xD aahahahahhhaaa

    imma going to buy a ken....

    clap clap KEN! xDD epic x) =P

  • Mark Rosewater doesn't open booster packs, ken nagle does it for him, i want a ken nagle.

  • xD nice one

  • 0:11 Aw... my cards!

  • Ken would sell.

  • are kens free? o.0

  • Aw man I wanted to see what was in the one that got cut in half lol

  • lawl... how much mana does Ken cost to cast?

  • @TrunJun420 1/2 Mana of any kind, and you must pay an extra 1/2 mana of any kind for him not to use his teeth.

  • @noobtoob100 Bah haha...

  • lol KEN

    

  • the guy in the back stares when he claps

  • damn I been doing it wrong all this time D: I normally don't bite I just open from the back, damn

  • KEN CLAP CLAP CLAP!!! I need a Ken!

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  • 0:12

    that's the BEST! =D

  • Tap Ken: open a booster pack.

  • LOL Ted (ken? Im drunk)

  • I highly approve of the third way! :D

  • you can buy a ken at a gram crackers its a good card store and you can buy card covers also magazeens.

  • Real version of the barbie's ken.

  • ken is 2RR

  • I want a ken!

  • u suck!

  • How much does your Ken cost? :3

  • I WANT A KEN!

  • Lol, KEN! You should have given him a treat :)

  • Lol, was that Ken Nagle?

  • clap clap clap: ken

  • does anyone want two dark-end dragons for a low price?

  • I need to get me a Ken! LOL

    Some magic booster packs are a BITCH to open!

  • how much does he get paid??I WANT A KEN!!!!!!

  • hahaha he spreads the cards out all nicely :-D

  • @KingAshcrft no all black lotus lol

  • It would suck if that pack was a fluke and had all rares

  • omg you cutting the booster in half is just fricking hilarious!

  • I'm a ken. This is the cost, food, bed and for each 4 booster I open to u, u'll give me one. Someone interested? xD

  • does ken come with a booster box?

  • I would laugh my ass off if you looked in the pack you cut with the paper cutter and found a Chamelion Colossus and a foil Bitterblossom... Lol!!!

  • @MichaelHall1989 lmao that would suck eh

  • @MichaelHall1989 lol what a nerd!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MichaelHall1989 Or....Black lotus.

  • Slavery is always funny! :D

  • lol

  • I'm gonna buy a ken.

  • Rosewater = WIN!!!!!

  • i have a ken but mine is a moron, China's quality control is really bad (he's not chinese.he's brazilian)

    they also forgot to mention keep rares, scoop through uncomon and throw away all others

    well at least b4 M10 came out

  • Throw away mythics? :D

  • Every time I open a booster I think of this video...and cry at the fact that I don't have a Ken :( hahaha 5/5

  • use scissors

  • MUST GET A KEN!!!

  • I try to keep the pack in tact so I can collect all the wrappers for some reason I don't really know. If I get a dupe package, I'll just rip it open.

  • word

  • Bad, Best, Better.

  • lol go rosewater

  • Hahaha! You are a genius, Rosewater.

  • A pocket knife is bestest.

  • loved the first guy: "OH! A token/rules card! it must be my lucky day!"

  • hey exuse me were can i get a Ken?

  • I cringed seeing the second booster get bifurcated.