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I grew up with pokemon and yugioh cards and I loved to carefully open and preserve the packaging xD is that weird? watching people savagely open their packs makes me die a little on the inside lol.
@LeafVillItachi I'm the same way, not all the Packages work, & some I just rip them open, but ones that don't get ruined, I keep my cards inside of, & the ones I want to use, I take from those packs... To make my Decks with, xD!
Idk i sorta like the first method... that one always works for me.... the second... yea... and the third i got slapped for telling my mom to open them for me...
:11 these guy's decks are very distinctive because they have the top inch of each card missing. Also, it's very difficult to play anything but a land because they can't see the cost of the card =P
1) pull on the back flap of the wrapper. keep pulling until you can feel the glue seal breaking
2) slam your hand on the back of the pack. the air pocket you created from pulling will cause a loud pop and it will open up either the top or bottom seal and the cards will be completely undamaged
$5.99 * -> : When Ken enters the battlefield, draw 15 cards and a couple shitty promos and counters. Bitch about not getting that fucking Baneslayer Angel for the like, 13th time oh my God, I'm going to scream.
@imanelfranger It costs $2 in labor for Ken to give you your cards. Though that shouldn't be a problem for a gentlemanne of such great wealth that opening his own packs is above him.
in the old days i never choose and open myself, i always called some little kid from the shop. the 1st time ive try this ive got an shiva dragon+nightmare in 1 deck. hehe
I have a question. Can one tap an infinite amount of swamps to grant a card like Frozen Shade an X amount of +1/+1 until end of turn. For instance, the card begins as a 0/1, but if i tp 4 mana on it does that mean he is a 5/4 until end of turn?
@EndlessStarfall yes exactly ... you can also spend any amount of black mana at any point you like (example 2 mana on atacking phase and after the blockers have been asigned pump another 2 mana) like an instant ...side note: there is also a red ability (firebreath) that do the same with red mana.
New! New! New! Are you tired of opening your booster packs on your own? Do the edges cut your fingers while trying to open them? Well, fear no more because there is a solution to this problem! Ken Nagle, the Boosterpack opening slave! Buy one now for 99,99 dollars and get a free booster!
Warning - Might contain the urge to keep opening things, store in dry places ;)
fucking the new youtube sucks ball the favorite shit and the lagging and the picture and the audio stuff is shit why the fuck does youtube have to upgrade(to shit) every fucking week i would rather have the old youtube now then ever before
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am pissed off at it now since i have to watch the exact same vid 50-190 minutes
or countless time to just get it the way i want!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coalition deck should have all the Weatherlight crew, urza, and the legacy weapon in it.
and for Phyrexian deck, it should of have Phyrexian Dreadnought and Yugmoth' will and what not in it.
Hell no hobby store around where I live want to carry this, because no one asked for it. Guess I would have to go to Wal-mart or something for this :/
Where can I get me one of those Kens
Nelsonngyn0 1 week ago
*cuts pack*
*Realizes that there was a jace in there*
FUUUUU
anythingbutsane11 2 weeks ago
@anythingbutsane11 hahahahaha
Simo606 1 week ago
*cut pack in half*
"So you realize there was a foil Vendilion Clique and a Bitterblossom in that pack right?"
*Poker Face*
taknarian 1 month ago
or just go to a penny bin.
PadrigVellca 1 month ago
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afgkilla161 3 months ago
*Slices a Jace in half* Noooooo!
magicunboxing 3 months ago 2
Comforting to see that the top guys also do dumb shit like forget about first strike.
boosra 3 months ago in playlist More videos from wizardsmtg
Ken 10GGGGG
Creature- Designer
"Always loves the fatties"
99/99
scarred50 3 months ago
Fuck it! I don't need any help at opening these bags!
*42 futile attempts*
What the heck?
*Watches the video*
*ULTIMATE POKERFACE*
Yangwatanabe 3 months ago
I grew up with pokemon and yugioh cards and I loved to carefully open and preserve the packaging xD is that weird? watching people savagely open their packs makes me die a little on the inside lol.
LeafVillItachi 4 months ago
@LeafVillItachi I'm the same way, not all the Packages work, & some I just rip them open, but ones that don't get ruined, I keep my cards inside of, & the ones I want to use, I take from those packs... To make my Decks with, xD!
That is how I open, & make my Decks...
KenyoMurabu 3 months ago
@LeafVillItachi i collect my mtg packs xD
gothikgamer 2 months ago
Im new to Magic. What should I get that's good for begginers?
Silentonion 4 months ago
@Silentonion Get an Innistrad intro deck! (:
AramiOokami 2 months ago
dudes .....
drybeunhaas 4 months ago
Idk i sorta like the first method... that one always works for me.... the second... yea... and the third i got slapped for telling my mom to open them for me...
TheLogTog 4 months ago
Ya'll open the pack in such a nasty way.
MrToastOmnomnom 5 months ago
0:12 all those beautiful creations of multiverse...gone. :,(
xXic3ys0ulXx 5 months ago
00:12 LOL
4293172 5 months ago
do they sell kens @ wallmart?
Slin018 5 months ago
Oh, i really much like this "KEN". Where can I get one?
GrimJesterr 5 months ago
Okay, I came here thinking, "Wow, really? This video is going to be real stupid."
*11 seconds in*
Best video ever.
ubukid 5 months ago
How the hell is record setting pokemon booster pack a sujestion???
snorlaxpulls 5 months ago
My heart sank when I saw the paper cutter...
gamerfcapuno 5 months ago
@gamerfcapuno same D=
shadysinx 5 months ago
Flash FTW! I have that shirt!
ToonLink42 6 months ago
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Totema1 7 months ago
now I see why yugioh is for children and magic is for adults... =/
TheYugilicious 7 months ago
the best thing about this video is the background people laughing,...
BTW, hoe much does ken cost?
jelmeraom 8 months ago
@jelmeraom lol, u said hoe not now
9thStreetSaints 6 months ago
@kittypuff87 well maybe now he can find a woman who shares his love of the game
edwin276 8 months ago
i hate yu gi oh
TiGraffi 8 months ago
Step one: Tear it
Step two: Fap
Epicyx 8 months ago
@kittypuff87 oo wow that sounds like my Brother... Don't get me mixed up with anyone you may know, I'm only 15 and my bro is 13...
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Zitammm 8 months ago in playlist Magic the Gathering
@kittypuff87 Addiction really is an unfortunate thing. I'm sorry this happened to you. I hope he ends up being able to get professional help.
trdl23 8 months ago
@kittypuff87 i guess he liked tapping the cards more than tapping you.......
bluemanan 9 months ago
@kittypuff87 I guess you weren't entertaining enough.
Frostmute19 9 months ago
@kittypuff87 which leads me to question: Why are you watching this video??
Zm0SeSHD 9 months ago
@kittypuff87 your the dumb bitch that paid for it, go burn in a fucking fire you cunt
herban123 9 months ago
Your creature is a 1/1.
ThePyrotrojan 9 months ago
epic
Janello6 10 months ago
press 6 to call kevin
penguinecron 10 months ago
this has been watched almost 198k times..... why?
cky616craiggg 10 months ago
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god people over 10 still play ??
HoneyyCakes17 10 months ago
@HoneyyCakes17 god are to that stupid deep shit?!?!?!the game is meant for 13+ players deep shit.Are you blind or what?!?!?!
Badboy123qwe456 9 months ago
um... ok?
monkeyboyrulz 10 months ago
:11 these guy's decks are very distinctive because they have the top inch of each card missing. Also, it's very difficult to play anything but a land because they can't see the cost of the card =P
jtizzle22796 10 months ago
Magic is the shit.
Devilazer 10 months ago
0:11 I do it like that, but with scissors, lol!
Plus, that looked like you cut off the top edge of each card! XD
jope12 10 months ago
@jope12 thats cause they did man, that's why it was "bad" haha
the0scarlet0piper 10 months ago
bunch of fags!
zombiekill10000 11 months ago
what trick was used for the paper cutter to seem real? if real what cards were inside?
matroku 11 months ago
hahahahahha
MrLawlkatz 11 months ago
i learned a cool way to open packs
1) pull on the back flap of the wrapper. keep pulling until you can feel the glue seal breaking
2) slam your hand on the back of the pack. the air pocket you created from pulling will cause a loud pop and it will open up either the top or bottom seal and the cards will be completely undamaged
mw08149272 11 months ago
I really hope there wasn't anything rare in that booster pack that got cut xD
MrAaronBlackketter 11 months ago
That's right, Ted--avert thine gaze away from the Rosewater, for thou art not worthy.
ThugAim 11 months ago
78 people can't open a magic booster pack.
Tormentofprophecy 11 months ago 5
Rosewater, what an a-hole... :D
swdx 1 year ago
Haha *clap* *clap* Ken!
DXsunboxnreviewings 1 year ago
He's not supposed to actually touch the cards. He must be punished!
Xynok111 1 year ago 2
Soo this is what they do in the R&D department...
llollercoaster 1 year ago
I never thought I'd say this but I want a ken
StatXLTD 1 year ago
unworthy ken
thundertower 1 year ago
Anybody know where I can get a Ken? Dag nabbit the pack always gives me a paper cut. XD
BobFang3 1 year ago
BAD - *slice* "oh, there ya go" ROTF
Kyle17880000 1 year ago
Where can I get a Ken and how much does he cost?
tobitobidePokemon 1 year ago 3
lmfao
09Alpacino09 1 year ago
Ken 2 ** . . __
Creature - Card Opener
$5.99 * -> : When Ken enters the battlefield, draw 15 cards and a couple shitty promos and counters. Bitch about not getting that fucking Baneslayer Angel for the like, 13th time oh my God, I'm going to scream.
"Here's your cards!" 1/1
lowfiwhiteguy 1 year ago 206
@lowfiwhiteguy god damn that's expensive. who buys a booster for 6 buck? I work at a game store and we sell them for 4.00 even (that's after tax).
imanelfranger 9 months ago
@imanelfranger It costs $2 in labor for Ken to give you your cards. Though that shouldn't be a problem for a gentlemanne of such great wealth that opening his own packs is above him.
*puts on monocle, sips tea*
trdl23 9 months ago
in the old days i never choose and open myself, i always called some little kid from the shop. the 1st time ive try this ive got an shiva dragon+nightmare in 1 deck. hehe
tucainga 1 year ago
@Raveyn watch there be a planeswalker in it
pandaviewer1997 1 year ago
@pandaviewer1997 Luckily it was only Morningtide xD
Grave696 1 year ago
@pandaviewer1997 I doubt Wizards would care
Coffee4am 11 months ago
mouth breathers, mouth breathers everywhere.
Christfuck, I miss playing Magic so bad ;_;
Helenabu 1 year ago
i wanna phillip seymour hoffman bitch!
A4moondoggy 1 year ago
@xterra you are so right
cobramomba 1 year ago
haha, he claps and the guy comes running. awesome!
XcOm012345 1 year ago
@Raveyn it was obviously empty.
AtticusRh0des 1 year ago
i always smell mine, theres a smell to new magic cards i cant describe....
xterra06 1 year ago
Rofl! :10
EddieLoveProductions 1 year ago
good stuff ken loved *_* xD
DarkSwampert93 1 year ago
MAGIC ROCKS
rockstar54100 1 year ago
call chuck norris :D
TheAM4 1 year ago
loll
LeMisScy 1 year ago
imagine like 2 planeswalkers in the deck the cut. ROFL
plasticbag25 1 year ago 3
@plasticbag25 Hahah! I can imagine him checking the cards after the cut and go like: "Sh#t"! :(
Destruction3402 1 year ago
Rosewater ftw :D
mtgPirate 1 year ago
i need a ken
Daracoz619 1 year ago 2
I have a question. Can one tap an infinite amount of swamps to grant a card like Frozen Shade an X amount of +1/+1 until end of turn. For instance, the card begins as a 0/1, but if i tp 4 mana on it does that mean he is a 5/4 until end of turn?
Thanks in advance :)
EndlessStarfall 1 year ago
@EndlessStarfall yes exactly ... you can also spend any amount of black mana at any point you like (example 2 mana on atacking phase and after the blockers have been asigned pump another 2 mana) like an instant ...side note: there is also a red ability (firebreath) that do the same with red mana.
cirmiz 1 year ago
@cirmiz Thanks alot
EndlessStarfall 1 year ago
@EndlessStarfall
As long as its not a "tap to use ablity" fire away at any point during the game :)
dennyaaa 1 year ago
ROFL! XD
Yeah, those damn packs never open
themcnasty 1 year ago
The 3 guys in the back just stopped and laughed when Ken showed up LOL
Daver869 1 year ago
KEN!! I pulled a baneslayer :)
flyingpiggehs 1 year ago
wait will the ken work on pokemon cards too
Charmanderboy75 1 year ago
@Charmanderboy75 same thing for pokemon, yu gi oh , and any other card games that where invented
jodeezy619 1 year ago
@Charmanderboy75
Sorry, but no, hes a magic the gathering accessory only :)
dennyaaa 1 year ago
I needs must get a ken.
nox0underling 1 year ago
haha i love being a MTG nerd and being able to find this ridiculously funny
viperxl 1 year ago
nerds ^^
Klongo0815 1 year ago
I'm selling mines on ebay check out my vid to see the auction link. theres a rare bonus if you buy now! promo cards
ImperialIceDragon 1 year ago
@ImperialIceDragon you don't even have a video that is selling them, are you THAT desperate for people to watch your crap videos?
Lukefonfabre9 1 year ago
@Lukefonfabre9 watch better asshole!!!
Oh! and FUCK YOU!
ImperialIceDragon 1 year ago
New! New! New! Are you tired of opening your booster packs on your own? Do the edges cut your fingers while trying to open them? Well, fear no more because there is a solution to this problem! Ken Nagle, the Boosterpack opening slave! Buy one now for 99,99 dollars and get a free booster!
Warning - Might contain the urge to keep opening things, store in dry places ;)
SkeletonMan7 1 year ago 3
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@SkeletonMan7 Not for children under 18 years old.
tetrunks 1 year ago
like 0:10
TheFcarsenal1 1 year ago
haaaaaaah xD
awsome
xD aahahahahhhaaa
imma going to buy a ken....
clap clap KEN! xDD epic x) =P
tubemankiwi 1 year ago
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fucking the new youtube sucks ball the favorite shit and the lagging and the picture and the audio stuff is shit why the fuck does youtube have to upgrade(to shit) every fucking week i would rather have the old youtube now then ever before
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am pissed off at it now since i have to watch the exact same vid 50-190 minutes
or countless time to just get it the way i want!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chessofdeath 1 year ago
Mark Rosewater doesn't open booster packs, ken nagle does it for him, i want a ken nagle.
1234573332 1 year ago
xD nice one
sxygaaratig69 1 year ago
0:11 Aw... my cards!
tobitobide 1 year ago
Ken would sell.
WinwinLS 1 year ago
are kens free? o.0
merlade 1 year ago
Aw man I wanted to see what was in the one that got cut in half lol
DigitalJ05H 1 year ago
lawl... how much mana does Ken cost to cast?
TrunJun420 1 year ago
@TrunJun420 1/2 Mana of any kind, and you must pay an extra 1/2 mana of any kind for him not to use his teeth.
noobtoob100 1 year ago
@noobtoob100 Bah haha...
TrunJun420 1 year ago
lol KEN
EYEeatPooopie 1 year ago
the guy in the back stares when he claps
marciano315 1 year ago
damn I been doing it wrong all this time D: I normally don't bite I just open from the back, damn
XSouthXNightX 1 year ago
KEN CLAP CLAP CLAP!!! I need a Ken!
spongebobownsall 1 year ago
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spongebobownsall 1 year ago
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that's the BEST! =D
Wikan95 1 year ago
Tap Ken: open a booster pack.
Kairou57 1 year ago
LOL Ted (ken? Im drunk)
gordomofo 1 year ago
I highly approve of the third way! :D
RyokoHastumo 1 year ago
you can buy a ken at a gram crackers its a good card store and you can buy card covers also magazeens.
ashleydally22 1 year ago
Real version of the barbie's ken.
KizuxTheo 1 year ago
ken is 2RR
SHAuriscope 1 year ago
I want a ken!
LuigiRocksTheHouse 1 year ago
u suck!
kotgakaPainor 1 year ago
How much does your Ken cost? :3
Kelarre653 1 year ago
I WANT A KEN!
CodeProvider 1 year ago
Lol, KEN! You should have given him a treat :)
Dwarfbarf94 1 year ago 3
Lol, was that Ken Nagle?
AaronTheStrange 1 year ago
clap clap clap: ken
Skracheyvo 1 year ago
does anyone want two dark-end dragons for a low price?
STROUGIDI 1 year ago
I need to get me a Ken! LOL
Some magic booster packs are a BITCH to open!
IyotaSnowfox 1 year ago
how much does he get paid??I WANT A KEN!!!!!!
Nickolakis21aek 1 year ago
hahaha he spreads the cards out all nicely :-D
AlphaBlack07 1 year ago
@KingAshcrft no all black lotus lol
Eoverkill 1 year ago
It would suck if that pack was a fluke and had all rares
KingAshcroft 1 year ago
omg you cutting the booster in half is just fricking hilarious!
Jbro42 1 year ago
I'm a ken. This is the cost, food, bed and for each 4 booster I open to u, u'll give me one. Someone interested? xD
tongalocoo 1 year ago
does ken come with a booster box?
jdsgfser 1 year ago 60
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This is another unfortunate flop by WOTC.
Coalition deck should have all the Weatherlight crew, urza, and the legacy weapon in it.
and for Phyrexian deck, it should of have Phyrexian Dreadnought and Yugmoth' will and what not in it.
Hell no hobby store around where I live want to carry this, because no one asked for it. Guess I would have to go to Wal-mart or something for this :/
Fuck you Wizards of the Coast
JadeDragon007 1 year ago
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This is another unfortunate flop by WOTC:
Coalition Vs Phyrexia
Coalition deck should have all the Weatherlight crew, urza, and the legacy weapon in it.
and for Phyrexian deck, it should of have Phyrexian Dreadnought and Yugmoth' will and what not in it.
Hell no hobby store around where I live want to carry this, because no one asked for it. Guess I would have to go to Wal-mart or something for this :/
Fuck you Wizards of the Coast
JadeDragon007 1 year ago
I would laugh my ass off if you looked in the pack you cut with the paper cutter and found a Chamelion Colossus and a foil Bitterblossom... Lol!!!
MichaelHall1989 1 year ago 4
@MichaelHall1989 lmao that would suck eh
LibertinaGrimm10 1 year ago 2
@MichaelHall1989 lol what a nerd!!!!!!!!!!!!
NalarStory 1 year ago
@MichaelHall1989 Or....Black lotus.
brunzmeflugen 1 year ago
Slavery is always funny! :D
Wedgehead123 2 years ago 4
lol
Magicds1 2 years ago
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that ws funn to watch. I like magic.
If you like movies with magic, monsters and dragons check out You Tube.
movies by Shadowyn Films.
title: Soul Searching
Title: Wintertide
capndax 2 years ago
I'm gonna buy a ken.
Slowergrass432 2 years ago 8
Rosewater = WIN!!!!!
blackhowling191 2 years ago 3
i have a ken but mine is a moron, China's quality control is really bad (he's not chinese.he's brazilian)
they also forgot to mention keep rares, scoop through uncomon and throw away all others
well at least b4 M10 came out
caracatoacacepe 2 years ago 4
Throw away mythics? :D
suklaalevy1 2 years ago
Every time I open a booster I think of this video...and cry at the fact that I don't have a Ken :( hahaha 5/5
Shinobi1010 2 years ago 3
use scissors
RatatouilleMarkus 2 years ago
MUST GET A KEN!!!
obl173r470r 2 years ago 119
I try to keep the pack in tact so I can collect all the wrappers for some reason I don't really know. If I get a dupe package, I'll just rip it open.
BonePizza 2 years ago 2
word
anrchstpunk1 2 years ago
Bad, Best, Better.
Staab0 2 years ago
lol go rosewater
XGomlet 2 years ago
Hahaha! You are a genius, Rosewater.
mtgPirate 2 years ago
A pocket knife is bestest.
battletoads22 2 years ago
loved the first guy: "OH! A token/rules card! it must be my lucky day!"
mtgshmoopy 2 years ago 3
hey exuse me were can i get a Ken?
zenex57 2 years ago 2
I cringed seeing the second booster get bifurcated.
rogelyosep 2 years ago