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  • I'm swedish and i'm studying law degree. Maybe i should quit.

  • i dont know why people want jewish lawyers or accountants those heebs are untrustworthy as fuck.

  • We got a shofar at our church and we're christian.

  • This episode of "Curb" (S8E1 - "The Divorce") reuses the same plot from "The Chinese Woman" episode of "Seinfeld" (S6E4).

    The story: Larry's lawyer has a Jewish last name (Berg), but he's not really Jewish. Yet, he perpetuates the idea that he is Jewish. A shofar (Jewish ram's horn) on his desk, a Mezuzah on his door, indicating that he's a Jew but not a practicing Jew when asked about going to Temple. In the end, his legal advice is rejected when it's discovered that he's not Jewish.

  • @edlitz36 The plot that was recycled from "Seinfeld": Jerry's girlfriend has a Chinese last name (Chang), but she's not really Chinese. Yet, she perpetuates the idea that she is Chinese. Offering words of wisdom from Confucius, going to acupuncture class, mispronouncing L's as R's ("ri-dic-u-rous" instead of "ridiculous"). In the end, her marital advice is rejected when it's discovered that she's not Chinese. Search for/watch the video "Donna Chang" (watch?v=2YuilLVEULA).

  • It's especially funny considering that in practice, Larry is about as Jewish as the Dalai Lama.

  • @PaniacThrilla yeah, when you think about judaism as a religion. but he got that jewish sense of humour that makes you laugh at every joke of his :-)

  • Even funnier if you're Swedish ^^

  • "I GOT SWEDED" Hahahahahahha

  • I went to a dentist, and the dentist asked me why I chose them. I told the dentist that I thought she was Jewish, and she laughed...

  • I like how all of Larry's insecurities end up biting him in the neck, but then when he is totally selfless and righteous, like he normally is when not being attacked, he ends up doing it for a good reason and then wins the day.

    Perfect example is the restaurant scene with chef who had tourettes.

  • if you can make a jew believe you're a jew when you're not, you're a good lawyer

  • I got a Swede lawyer? She's going to get everything!

  • HAHA sweded

  • YES BECAUSE OF BERG!!

  • Larry is so about to burst out laughing in this scene

  • lol, "got sweded"

  • Classic

  • Cake Boss!!!

  • hahaha reverse anti-semitism

  • Dame Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber!

  • Why would being Jewish enhance one's lawyer capabilities?

  • @Saebeck32 Jews are smart. Duh >_>

  • @UnhappyPedobear23 I don't know, I've known a few jews...

  • I GOT SWEDED!!!!

  • WTF!!!!! I go to St.Christophers weird and even weirder its a Christian school

  • SWWWWEEEDENNN!!!

  • i got sweded!

  • Imagine if the religions were reversed....

    "You're an ANTI-SEMITE!"

    And it's ok to call someone that even for no reason, like Ben Stein did to Ron Paul for DARING to suggest that the USA shouldn't be Israel's bitch.

  • @SouthParkBear .... yup....they can do that and get away with it.

  • @abe0101

    Because suck-ass pussy-whipped liberals LET them.

  • i cannot just watch one clip from this show, ive already spent atleast a half hour here

  • 0 people got Sweded

  • I LOVE YOU PAUL F TOMPKINS!

  • The actor who plays the lawyer looks like a Slav.

  • @PrimeConsciousness Yeah well if the actor had looked like Hitlerjugend the joke wouldn't have worked at all

  • how racists is that shit.

  • I got Sweden, she's gonna get everything!!!!!

    Ahhahahhaha

  • Haha, swedish!

  • But isn't Paul tompkins actually Jewish. lol

  • ..? ok I get it.. if you want to "Win" you gotta have a Jewish lawyer and a Black quarterback right.. lol.. just sayin;

  • Paul F. Tompkins is the greatest.

  • If this guy can pass as swede, i am a jew.

  • haha

    We only have one sleasy ass rapist protecting lawyer in SWEDEN, He's name is leif siberlsky, and he is a jew, so the world would be better if everyone got swedend then jewed

  • Lol a lawyer with the name of "Berg" who's a Swede but has a shofar and mezuzah.

    I love this show XD

  • I knew a guy in the music industy who did parties and stuff.  Couldn't get arrested until he started going out with a jewish name. Now he's never out of work. Bob Zimmerman.

  • "I GOT SWEDED!!" instead of " I GOT JEWED!"

  • "People give me gifts! They'll give me like, that for my desk, or the mezuzah that's on the door..."

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  • Mr. Show!!!!

  • So funny :D / a Swede

  • "I GOT A SWEDE LAWYER, SHES GONNA GET EVERYTHING"!!!

  • @cdlcrusader1

    and she did..

  • Band announcer in Tenacious D

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