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  • its no laughing matter when it comes to jehovah

  • LOL

  • We're all human beans here.

  • I answer the door and say PRAISE BE ALMIGHTY SATAN

  • I just tell them I'm pagan and they actually look scared.

  • This is for rreal u wont be laughing wen amragadon comes LOOK i no wats coming the goverment will anonce peace THEN you shall be scared u had ur chance u heard it hear first

  • I'm a jew and i find this quite hilarious. Everytime a jehovas witness knocks on my door from this point forward Im gonna be like. Its one of my israelite amigos

  • reading satanic bible passages works loads better

  • So many false religions!

  • @DynamicxEmo there all false.

  • i hate wen they come my dad comes out and says no we dont want u here and they just dont pay attention they just keep on sayin come join us

  • Just close the door on a JW. They are satan's warriors. But the guy in this video isn't any better. All of them need Jesus Christ.

  • Dont laugh about this witnesses come to your door to save your life now isnt that nice for someone you dont know to want to actually save your life??

  • Lol do that to a Mormon the ending will be different

  • @jhayxabsy10 jehovahs witnesses do very much so act like that. and it is also disrespectful to knock on someones door to FORCE religion onto people. btw your religion is a cult. people aren't aloud to associate with outsiders. shows the true teachings of jesus. also these aren't fake videos people do this all the time and i've personally done some wierd things to jehovahs witnessess. and if you cut them off and say no they say your disrespectful

  • JAFAR bahahaha you are awesome.

  • i am a Jehovah witness , and we do NOT appreciate it when y'all do this and especially when y'all make fake vids of us acting as one of us .. we have whole respect for y'all , y'all should do the same for us ! thank you and good bye

  • @jhaycandy10

    isnt youtube a sin or something? go read your bible.

  • @jhaycandy10 i hate when ur people knock on my door

  • @jhaycandy10 y'all should y'all yourself

  • Love your video I'm going to try it. Does it work on all pest or just JW's I've got an infestation of mormons.

  • JAFAR! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wow, they were really bothered by your comedy huh...You are so creative, and intellegent, it's amazing the talent that just shown through. Stinks that it didnt even hinder them in the least huh. Well hey, at least you got to laugh at yourselves, which I am sure is a daily custom, seeing that you are just about retarded. What I think is most hilarious, is how they went on with their day, doing what they needed to do, without any hinderence from you. hahahahah Now that is funny.

  • @cindyroller 666

  • I gotta take a diabolical dump

  • LOL Jafar!!!! OMG that was funny!

  • DIS SHIT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY AT ALL!!! FIND SOME OTHER PRANK, AND LET THE WITNESSES SPREAD THEIR GOSPEL... ....U SUCK AT PRANKS!!

  • Aww I kinda felt bad for them :(

  • ...they're so mild & patient.

  • People forget we are all born Atheists.

  • I almost chocked on my chewing gum! Amazing!

  • I almost chocked on my gun and died.  This is funny as shit.

  • you're not funny.

  • that prick frm aladdin xD hahahahahahaa

  • hahaha

  • Love how jaw's comment when the wt preaches tv brainwashes you lol

  • lol I love how people know how to spell!!!!

  • Lol...Don't mind those fucking e-haters....This is funny... lol dumb jehova witnesses. :P

  • u are a ass cuz im one of jehovah's witnesses tht not funny to make fun of jehovah's witnesses 

  • @hidan611 Cool story bro, maybe you shouldn't preach bullshit and you we wouldn't find it funny.

  • @hidan611 Jehovah's witnesses are fucking retards. I recommend you convert to some other religion immediately. Better yet become an atheist.

  • HAHAHAHAH this is fucking hilarious.

  • You sir' are a belligerent c.u.n.t go kill you're self.

  • @SierraBearrr Why?

  • LOL One time some Jehovah witnesses came over my house while my dad was real drunk and they got pissed because my dad started talking about recarnation then they left when my Mom got home with KFC because it was a friday XD

  • Holy shit dude speak right like us Americains do

  • haha this just made my day!

  • ahahahahahah good shit mate!!! keep up the good work! good to see someone thinks as little of the jo ho pricks as i do!!! THUMBS UP!!!!

  • Fuck you u peace of shit why would you make a videos like this you penis sucking two inch lover cum slut plus aberham said fuck you stupid ass

  • @jabba1sx What a wonderful world it is that we live in.

  • @DaveTheHeretic ah yes its always fun to mess with JW's

  • @jabba1sx You made no point why you think he shouldn't of, all you said was curses dude. if your going to be an ignorant asshole at least state the reasoninstead of just spiting out bs thinking you just caused some "damage" ha! fuck you jabba bastard

  • @jabba1sx you cant spell for shit

  • @jabba1sx you mad bro?

  • @jabba1sx obvious troll is obvious

  • lol!!!!!

  • omfg....i think this is an ausom way to get them to leave u alone XD

  • Good one mate!!

  • AHHHHH THE FESTIVAL OF LIFE KEEPS TRYING TO SAVE MY FUCKIN' SOUL

  • These people accosted me in the park while I was about to jog. Just what i need with my run-condemnation

  • you probally just need a friend

  • TWO WORDS: YOU'RE IGNORANT! THATS WHY I FLAGGED YOU!

  • TWO WORDS: YOU'RE IGNORANT!

  • TWO WORDS: YOU'RE IGNORANT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hahahahahahaa!!!!

  • I invited them in once... started to nod my head like as if I was listening and then got a beer out of the fridge and started to drink and smoke weed in front of them... never saw them again.. WIN!!

  • I'm a Jehovah's witness and that was not very nice!

  • @Nazzinoo im with u i am also a Jehovah witness

  • @Nazzinoo fuck you jehovah. come to my door in the morning one more time and i'll blow your fucking head smooth off ya cunt.

  • wow what is your problem

  • dumb

  • Fail

  • what what you did and what you would have done!! all they are trying to do is be nice an thoughtful and let others see what they see in their eyes thats so beautiful an great about it!! now all you people that try to hate on Jehovah's witnesses grow up and stop being rude and disrespectful.. And i will pray for you and ask god Jehovah to help you and let you see what they see!!

  • @SaraOchs some people do not want to hear it, we DO NOT want to be preached to.

  • don't be childes and use vague words to them be nice to them like you would want someone to be nice to you if you didn't know them and was trying to talk to them.. put yourself in there shoes!! even if you dont want to... think really hard about it!!!!!!!!!

  • maybe if you listened to him and see what he had to say you would understand and after you let him talk to you " as you would like them to let you talk too" and when they was done if you don't like it or wasn't interested in it then let him know nicely!!

  • That is rude and childes of you!! Jehovah's witnesses are the most sweet and kind people you would ever meet and what you just did to him didn't make him mad or make him change what he is!! if you seen him again he would still be the nicest an sweetest person to you even though you did that disrespectful thing.

  • if you war one of jehova´s witnesses you wooden do that. but i think we Jehova´s witnesses will forgive you, if you let os a chans to explane who god is you wood ondersatnd us. i am one of Jehova witnesses to, no ifens

  • @davetheheretic very good quote. you got me lol. “Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.”

  • @davetheheretic. you are the same guy that does the justin bieber vids. i recoqnise your kitchen from your last video where you gave your mum a double ended dildo lol

  • @MrMUFFLOVER Abe once said, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

  • @DaveTheHeretic u think your so funny u piece of shit!? id fucking beat ur ass pussy! doing this to somebody that actually cares for you... (dont matter if they are right or wrong) you deserve a beating sensles bitch!!!!!

  • @Davidm5m3 Wow. If that raging e-penis persists for more than four hours consult your physician... Then grow the fuck up.

  • @DaveTheHeretic

    You are pretty funny, and can counter troll like a boss. :D

    I laughed at this argument more than the video :P

  • @Turian100 I agree. Personally I don't think the video is very funny at all, but I enjoy arguing with people over the internet.

  • @Davidm5m3 faggot...

  • @DaveTheHeretic u think your so funny u piece of shit!? id fucking beat ur ass pussy! doing this to somebody that actually cares for you... (dont matter if they are right or wrong) you deserve a beating sensles bitch!!!!!

  • I just don't answer the door, it usually works for me.. Now for some good old fashioned non-harmful humor. What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite type of joke? Knock knocks.

  • Honestly I don't care what religon you are, as long as you treat your members right.

    But when you come knocking on my door trying to convery me. Sorry that's disrespect, if you get offended by people making offensive remarks, you caused it, get your head out of your A** and stop trying to convert people. Do not come knocking on peoples door, that is disrespect. Keep to yourself and everything is fine.

  • AEHEHAEEE. THAT WAS FUNNY BROTHER.

  • HAHAHAHA!!! Nice one mate!!

  • HAHAHAHA!!! Nice one mate!!

  • your quite rude and personally i think you are very gutless to stand behind a screen to play your joke how about opening up the door and trying to do the joke! said by a chick you'll never have the pleasure to meet and i was raised as a jehovahs witness!

  • am sorry if the tape offended you people especially people who are jehovah witnesses , i do apologize on the publisher behave even doh i don't know him /her , for the GOD i serve is LOVE , but really i got a question for you , are you going to leave your salvation in the hands of one man or the watch tower ? i really would love you to give this a serious thought , and think about yourself for i could show you all truth and let u interpret things for yourselves if you allow me just message me

  • @clients26 Apologising on my behalf? Get off your high horse and crawl around in the mud with the rest of us you self-righteous prat. As a side note, there is no possible way for anyone to give your opinion any 'serious thought' because you're an incoherent goon.

  • for the GOD i serve is LOVE , but really i got a question for you , are you going to leave your salvation in the hands of one man or the watch tower ? i really would love you to give this a serious thought , and think about yourself for i could show you all truth and let u interpret things for yourselves if you allow me just message me

  • am sorry if the tape offended you people especially people who are jehovah witnesses , i do apologize on the publisher behave even doh i don't know him /her ,

  • am sorry if the tape offended you people especially people who are jehovah witnesses , i do apologize on the publisher behave even doh i don't know him /her , for the GOD i serve is LOVE , but really i got a question for you , are you going to leave your salvation in the hands of one man or the watch tower ? i really would love you to give this a serious thought , and think about yourself for i could show you all truth and let u interpret things for yourselves if you allow me just message me

  • @teddybearsneakers10:

    Nice! The JW have millions, and recorded in CD-ROM.

  • hater hater hater shut up this is a disgrace you suck

  • Hahahahahahahaaaaaa

  • The guy behind the camera sounds possessed!

  • ppl make up some dumb stuff now days...ppl like this should take some thought of what their making fun of. im a JW & i take what do seriously dude . . . . you really need to read Mattew 28:19,20 cause you must dont know y WE or i myself go knocking on doors.... ha ! &others can laugh at we do....just like when Noah made that ark & Jehoavh God caused the flood , but god promised not to flood the Earth again by a rainbow aint that something ..so wen u look at a rainbow think of THAT !!!

  • oh man i love you australians?

    lol the evil prick from aladdin!? love it!

  • ok to all jehova`s witnesses, stop saying that god is watching us and that we`re going to die and that you`re offended. Have you EVER wondered why people hates you so much? IT`S BECAUSE YOU`RE FUCKING ANOYING!!!!! I don`t wanna hear about anything!!!! mind your own business. You know this vid is a prank! to you, so don`t watch it, go preaching or something else!!!

  • very funny. i saw this clip about a year ago. it still makes me laugh.

  • @presidentpoch wait. did u just say "i'm a jehovah's witness" and" go into a dam hole and die" in the same sentence? im gonna have to call FAKE AND GAY on this one...

  • @presidentpoch wait. did u just say "i'm a jehovah's witness" and" go into a dam hole and die" in the same sentence? im gonna have to call FAKE AND GAY on this one...

  • this videos really funny, i h8 jehovahs witnesses. im christian but i believe tht people have the right to choose wat they want to believe. thts why i think JW's are arrogant

  • @pompeyollie - The individual JW is coerced into doing their door-to-door sales campaign. The average when I was a member was about 10 hours a month. So anybody not doing ten hours a month of sales was viewed as "deviant" and given "counsel" to straighten them out. It is hyped kind of like a Wal-Mart chant every Saturday morning and you get the Amway Religion hyped to you. So realize that goofy person bothering you is sincere but coerced and probably lacks any real love in their life.

  • @pompeyollie thats soo not true .. i choose to be a jw ...Nobody dont make me :/

  • One of these people showed up at my door and my parents werent home and they blabbed at me and handed me a flier. I told them to hang on a minute and I grabbed a lighter, came back, and lit it up right in front of there face. She wasent to happy.

  • Don't worry Jehova is watching you my dear brother. =3

  • anyone who is offended at this is a bitch

  • its so sad to know that you are goingto die if you continue this. but hey u can always change

  • I've been with the JW and it was crap.. I can tell I've been there for entire 18 years...a bunch of fucking morons. all I can say to that: If you're 555 then I'm 666. What's it like to be a heretic?!

  • @ZetsubouZolo mayb that person was just borning ..

  • When the Great Tribulation starts and they turn on religions are you going to quickly try delete these apostate videos your posting as quickly as you can? well dont bother its too late Jehovah is well aware of your tarnishing his name. so sad.

  • @iluvrnb1 yes very . TRUE SOO TRUE

  • ...I am offended...I'm 16, and I can't belive that someone, an adult who is supposed to be more mature and thoughtful than I am, would do something so juvenile....all I have to say is wow....

  • I'm a Jehovah's Witness myself, and i feel very offended, and I would swear at you but youtube wont let me so, I hope you go into a damn hole and die =D

  • @presidentpoch I will someday, just like everybody else.

  • @DaveTheHeretic im one to

  • DaveTheHeretic is probably not one of Jehovah's Witnesses, for a real Witness would never make a comment like this.

  • @presidentpoch Doesn't your Jevis God state that he will take revenge? Isn't he that established the rule not to hate? Good job at getting one to the "path of God"

  • @presidentpoch then can you tell your god damn friends to stop coming to our house.... there getting annoying o and have a merry christmas

  • FUCK YOU

    

  • @presidentpoch your a fag

  • @presidentpoch your a fag and your religion not to mention all, are in fact bullshit. =]

  • @presidentpoch since when cant we fucking swear?

  • @presidentpoch i pray for you, jehova's witness... you do not know the truth. im so sorry =[ jesus loves you though.

  • @Xirokami You're just as bad.

  • @DaveTheHeretic lol i know i was bein a hypocrite on purpose. =P

  • @Xirokami OMFG "Jesus" is not real there dumb ass

  • @Xirokami JW is a fucking cult. Slit your throat, God doesn't love you.

  • @Cerealguitarplayer Wow JWs follow the bible to a T.. You must not be christian.. JWs just preach the bible Not opinion!!! THE BIBLE

  • @presidentpoch

    ur allowed to swear on youtube dumbass

  • @presidentpoch I believe most of us die, then go into a hole; not the other way around

  • @presidentpoch wait. did u just say "i'm a jehovah's witness" and" go into a dam hole and die" in the same sentence? im gonna have to call FAKE AND GAY on this one...

  • @presidentpoch wait. did u just say "i'm a jehovah's witness" and" go into a dam hole and die" in the same sentence? im gonna have to call FAKE AND GAY on this one...

  • @presidentpoch you got pwnt you ignorant fuck!

  • @presidentpoch I can`t swear? shit bitch motherfucker fucking fuck of all fuckness goddamnit why in the name of hell i can`t swear, it pisses me off for fuck`s sake!!!

  • @presidentpoch Well maybe you should stay at home, go pray to your God there. If we want to believe something, we'll believe. If we don't want to, we don't. We don't need help to become sheep walking after a book.

  • @presidentpoch Fuck That, you can swear on youtube if you want.

  • @presidentpoch not a great video. not impressed. not amused too

  • @presidentpoch hey!!! im a jw too. and ummm as much as iagree with you. telling him to go...somewhere ist making us look very nice. thats how we act dude!!lol

  • @presidentpoch I don't understand why you want to swear at him. There have been much worse things happen to JW's than this.  Things like having boiling hot water poured on them and being shot at or even killed for thier beliefs. this guy made an Aladdin reference and even the JW had to snicker a little bit. Yeah ppl dont like JW's but they didnt like Jesus either. Therefore, you know you are doing something right! =)

  • @vetasha:

    Wrong, the JW loves Jesus cause I asked them that question. They follow his words and speeches. But they say that Jehovah is God and the only One, and is not the same as Jesus, cause Jesus is the Son of God.

  • @presidentpoch Go Fuck you Jehova Witness Mothers fucking ass and please by all means step the fuck up to my damn door and i promise you your ass will not be so long a Jehova Winess more like my neighbors might be a Murder Witness for you by seeing that your ass getting hung from a damn tree. Who the fuck is Jehova anyways a damn 2ft tall 4ft wide Fat Fuck in Egypt. No its a Man Made religon full of Bullshit.So like i already said please visit me at my door step anytime. =D

  • @presidentpoch shutup false religion you all going to hell

  • @presidentpoch I hope you fucking die you shit swilling bitch face.

  • I'm a Jehovah's Witness myself, and I am really offended by this, you asshole

  • @presidentpoch o and read the description before you comment

  • The Jafar part is funny...

  • All this did was put Jehovah's witnesses in a fantastic light. Despite your disrespect and chauvinism, the brother remained calm, serious, respectful and polite the whole way through. He bid you a good day despite you're taunting, how many other door knockers (i.e insurance salesmen etc.) would put up with the blatant rudeness you sunk to displaying?

  • sad for all

  • Many JW's hide in the dark of not wanting to know the true history of the organization. This is an intellectual dishonesty. Do you know about Charles Taze Russell's " bible in stone" the Great Pyramid of GAZA? Or the 1928 return of the prophets and the house the JW's built for them?

  • dave the f**cking heretic do you have a common sense or you are man who lives under the cave? why you are embarassing jehovah's witnesses? do you think you're video is good to watch? are you a catholic or what? why dont you try to join that religion? before you make this NON-SENSE PRANKS? I'LL going to wait your non-sense answer in THREE DAYS!! i repeat I WAIT FOR YOUR NON SENSE ANAWER IN THREE DAYS(3)!!! in my place our date is december 9 2010! i want to see your answer in dec 12 2010

  • @tootsie054 I grow weary of people who can barely string words together insulting the literacy of those who can. Furthermore I am tired of people asking me which religion I follow when I have stated numerous times that I do not follow one. What you fail to understand is that I am not singling out Jehovah's Witnesses, they were merely at my disposal. I would have done a similar thing for Mormon or Catholic door-to-door salesmen because frankly all religions are equally laughable.

  • @DaveTheHeretic  so why you are insulting jehovah's witneeses?

  • @tootsie054 I've said all I'm going to say. If you cannot read between the lines it is your fault.

  • @DaveTheHeretic so why dont you ansswer the BIG question of all viewers what is your RELIGION??????? are you afraid to say your religion?

  • @tootsie054 He did answer, you illiterate prick. If you dont like it, why watch it? Go pray or something.

  • @tootsie054

    YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD.

    He said specifically he does not follow one.

    Now go burn a building down, you god damn jehova.

  • @thedudeguy131 It's spelt Jehovah you neanderthal, and that is the name of God so those that follow him are witnesses. Insult all you like, but atleast be informed before you insult somebody's religious beliefs so you can atleast diss them using the appropriate vocabulary. 

  • @DaveTheHeretic ur jerk

  • @tootsie054 Okay now calling him catholic is offending me because I'm a catholic and every catholic I know does not do that to a Jehnova's witness. What I do is kindly tell my beliefs and say thank you for your time, this is what i believe and please leave me with my beliefs, this is a catholic house, please go talk to someone else.

  • @tootsie054 Do you have a problem with Catholics?

    If you do know this originally all Christian religions branched off from Catholicism even your ass-backward wannbe Christian religion.

  • This is alot of lack of respect. I am a young Jehovah's Witness and this is so disrespectful.

  • @The2013graduate

    well I find it disrespectful when members of your faith/church routinely make unsolicited visits, and come onto my private property without permission, to tell me that what I believe is wrong... cunt

  • all you people that laugh at this are just illiterate idiots one cause yal laughing at god and the one making you guys laugh is Satan i don't know why people say Jehovah witnesses are annoying when there trying to help you guys see what this world really is

  • @DxOxNxOxINFAMOUS You must be taking the piss here. Just a tip - I'd avoid accusing others of illiteracy until you yourself are in fact literate.

  • @DaveTheHeretic why do dumbasses like you always reply i put comments up to see what retard actually replys

  • @DaveTheHeretic first of all if u keep doing this your not gonna make it threw Armageddon if u read the bible u learn respect but since ur blinded by this worlds crap u dont see what ur doing is wrong u think its funny but just wait til the end i wana see u keep laughing

  • @DxOxNxOxINFAMOUS Respect maybe, but also religious intolerance, fear and racism, not to mention the frequent and thinly veiled sexual allusion. Don't get me wrong, the bible's a good read but I don't give it any more or less credit than other equally interesting works of fiction. Besides, people like you only worship out of fear of punishment in an afterlife - you hold no real compassion or sincere reverence towards your God, but rather a crippling fear and childish reward/punishment mentality.

  • @DxOxNxOxINFAMOUS no i do what i got to do i serve my god out of love not fear and where did u8 get that the bibles a fiction its not its god sending us a message hes gonna save the people that did as he asked in the end the thing thats gonna matter most is that we where obedient and followed what he said see you think like that cause your imperfect you dont realize the mistake your making you think its funny but your actually making fun of god and this video here is likea slap to his face

  • @DxOxNxOxINFAMOUS If the Christian bible is fact then there is only one 'capital G' God. Consider all other religions who also claim that their sacred texts are the word of god. The gods portrayed in the Qu'ran, Tanakh and the Christian Bible (New testament) not to mention polytheistic religious texts like the Rig-Veda are vastly different in nature and can't all be true by your logic. Of course, each set of followers states that theirs is the true religion. Now where's the truth in that?

  • A friend of mine had a much funnier (and more eloquent) way of dealing with the JW's. He always reserved at least one beer on the fridge, and kept a porno near the TV. ("Tele" to you across the Pond). Whenver the poor saps would show up, he'd invite them in with open arms, pop open a beer (and invite them some), put on the porno and hit the mute button while they were giving their shpeel.

    Strangely enough, he never got to try it more than once... XD