Train VS Cow

[Superkory13]

It just stood there :) wow just wow

[JoaoJMatias]

I watch this video every now and then just to read the top comments

[15Evanoboy]

Jim you don't have super powers!! NOOO!

[heartman64]

lol. animal crulety for the win

[MissSuperJule]

THE POOR COW!!!! D:

[demonicDEBACLE]

was it okay? :(

[baberuth20101]

Let's just say that train got it's. B/

GROUND BEEF

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[4Eatlast]

Awwwh ya dumb fucker.

[launchpad21]

... then the conductor looks out his side window just in time to see a giant cow hoof coming at him. POW! The cow bandit strikes again.

[speeder741]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS GO

[SirDrakeSon]

Ahhhhhjhj you dumb fucker. Lol

[combatsocks101]

Ground beef anyone?

[cozstuart]

Anyone else find it funny that it just stood there and looked at it? Almost like it was playing chicken.

[BigAlUpdates]

From Peta.com:

"According to research, cows are generally very intelligent animals who can remember things for a long time. Animal behaviorists have found that cows interact in socially complex ways, developing friendships over time and sometimes holding grudges against other cows who treat them badly."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO

[launchpad21]

@BigAlUpdates ...and that cow really LOVED trains.

[PatMartins23]

@BigAlUpdates Then i guess you can consider this one

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Poorly trained.

[Karkenou]

@PatMartins23

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooo.

[MegashadX]

Trains are fucking stupid. It should have just moved out of that cow's way.

[SHuFfLinDuDe19]

That Cow...

Was probably baked.

[4biFarm]

Being a train conductor would be soo sick. Just smoke bomb weed and watch the scenery go by... But every once in a while you get to run shit over just for good measure.

[ubitches420]

hahahahaha that was good shit.

[sicilian12345]

So thats how Taco Bell gets their meat......

[forfluf]

Train VS Cow Starring Jeff Bridges as the train operator!

[soulandmotown]

anyone fancy a mcdonalds now??

[Sublime570]

Listening to ICP and running shit over in trains.. THE LIFE.

[whitekid452]

LOL they wanted to listen to icp hahaha

[whitekid452]

LOL they wanted to listen to icp hahaha

[killersushi99]

This video is udderly rediculous. The cow cud have moooooved but he was chewed up instead.

[Raikuaza]

@killersushi99 cows are stupid as rocks

[Bernieo153]

The cow just wanted some sweet love so she decided to kiss a train

[justplainme1442]

he was derping for a herping

[styx123456]

HURRRR DURRR

[sonuva2003]

The secret cow level comes to mind.

[bbo9ball]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! X o X

[379BullHauler]

Come at me, Bro!

[Ryan1412]

That cow is living life to the max!!

Laughing in the face of death!!!!!!!

MoooooHaHahHaHaHaHh...........

[HDzeen]

more like " YOU SHALL NOT PA..BOOOOOM"

[TheOldpeep89]

why cant i help but laugh at such a retarded animal

[SSSDiaz7]

stupid youtube removed the best one, it can be found here

can be found in liveleak

/view?i=d37_1285801623#comment­_page=4

[7001xxx]

Thats "homies" by Insane Clown Posse playing in the background...classy rednecks.

[DrPhilMusic]

thumbs up if you heard Insane clown posse in the background!

[harshaare]

RIP COW. :(

[MrFluffy1979]

Burgers all round

[edawg792]

Who's the wimp who flagged this.

[genekelly101]

thats fuckin funny Stupid ass cow.

[SEEKesserker]

not being sad but thats pretty funny ae

[bombardierdude15]

the cow wanted to commit suicide because he's such a retard

[bombardierdude15]

awww u dumbfucker!

[RUL1S88]

This video made my day. Feels so good when that cow has been hit.

[doom2sgt]

Well Obviously the Cow

(Puts On Shades)

Was On A Rail

YEAHHHHHHH!!!!

[blackwolfkodi]

Cow: THIS IS MY BRIDGE!!!!!!

Train: yea yea fuck you *smash*

[blake30615]

Damn cows are dumb

[garrettminer9]

YOU SHALL NOT PA..

[TheOldpeep89]

@garrettminer9 you made my day

[bocajbee]

OMG! was the train OK?

[SilkySpence]

hahaha yeeeah....That cow was so so baked.

[xBUFAROx]

Hey Joey

[baberuth20101]

And that's how McDonald burgers are made

[LexiiMaii9966]

They just ran over my boss.

[cavaliercontainer]

Daddy, is that how they make ground beef?

[BarrieBusesandTrains]

"Awww, you dumb fucker!" :DDDDD

[squall600]

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS, MIGHTY BEHEMOTH!!!!"

[wiseidiot5763]

ALLAH MOO AKBAR!

[xxxcagriersozxxx]

@wiseidiot5763 dude, wtf??!?!

[wiseidiot5763]

@xxxcagriersozxxx dude, wtf indeed

[tvgonebad10]

Lol who in here want to give me a vj XD

[MrFunkYourFace]

HAJHAHA

[shredderkrang]

@Johnvogel13 Ha ha ha ha ha!!! LOL brilliant!

[Johnvogel13]

Reminds me tienamen square. just... remixed

[lilnashnextkobe]

that cow had some big nuts. Too bad it die.

[PikminSlayer]

@lilnashnextkobe And too bad it's a cow and therefore has no nuts. lol

[TheJammedToilet]

He really wanted suicide stood right there

[Randomdude2231]

Oh u dumb farker, right in the kisser ;)

[motorboy121]

@Randomdude2231 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA MY MOUTH

[NannyGaming]

The cow thought it was Hancock!

[munkypoo91]

As soon as he said dumb fucker i cried.

[cowsaysmoo122]

aw his a dumb fucker

[HallowedEnd]

"you dumb fucker"

[EpicToxicPeanut]

suicide cow

[An0rek]

the sound when it gets hit is so fuckin epic ;D

[kingwong88]

survival of the fittest

[a3aantjuh]

rest in pieces

[Skarloey88]

Press 3 over and over...

[Titanic19127]

Lmfao

[warriorxp111]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[iTzPRiMEz]

ICP Homies is playing in the background c:

[CTK1201]

got milk?

[LectronCircuits]

Folks, we now know how to train a cow most effectively. Anyone who questions whether a cow can be trained must view this ad nauseam and learn how it's done. Awesome!

[lxrhinoxl]

SOMETIMES US ANIMALS GET DEPRESSED TO.. I SHALL MISS FRIENDLY COW...

[PfhUkJiu101]

Was that cow

a) suicidal, or

b) severely retarded?

[solidjdr]

@PfhUkJiu101 lol actually cows are naturally dumb, seriously. they could be in a barn thats on fire and wont leave for thier life.

[LeadLead]

Did he died?

[1998232v6]

Awwwwwwww you dumb fucker......

[lartkrin]

poor cow... they shud make trains safer so these stupid things dont happend!

[ThePaxtonbertrand]

YOU SHALL NOT P....ohh you dumb fucker!

[rpcarnell]

This round 1 of Train vs Cow. The cow does better in round 2

[rpcarnell]

Maybe the train was red, and the bull thought it was a bullfighter?

[tumzoli]

Cow suicide 

[stepsimoswipe]

thats the funniest shit ive seen in a long time!

[punto6speed2007]

HAAAAAMMBUUUGEEEEERRRRR

[TheDegredation]

dude, the train driver is listening to ICP! cow killin juggalo mother fucker lol

[rpcarnell]

Follow the cow's example. If you see a train coming toward you, just stay on the railroad tracks and look at it.

[ithinklikeacow]

why did I watch it wasn't going to end well

[jackwill76]

that noise...

[bigred42091]

And that's how they invented ground meat.

[Hijohn3411]

omg is the train ok?

[addictedproductions]

awww you dumbfucker

[TheCHEVYNATOR]

I guess the train won

[theguytube]

the movie /watch?v=mkP2dQobzvw

[TheMegaPowerNinja]

The one operating the train is also called the 'cowcatcher.'

[shirke01]

Cow is OK!

[herniator]

Dumb cow can not say that it didn't see it coming. LOL

[mikeshearer1250]

Sucidal cow!!!

[toxical1ty]

NO FUCKING WAY

[demonicDEBACLE]

was it ok? :(

[Harlei3]

@demonicDEBACLE Yeah, it just got hit by a freight train. It's fucking FINE.

[lhuser]

And that's what I call, an express grinder...hamburger anyone?

[MrBlingMonkey]

what a dumbass cow loool

[beeroosterm]

And by the way - what happened to the cowcatchers they used to have on the front of all trains? Too expensive? Maybe they're all going too fats for it to matter...

[TheMegaPowerNinja]

@beeroosterm The cowcatcher is the one holding the camera I think.

[beeroosterm]

@TheMegaPowerNinja I suppose a cowcatcher at the speeds they're traveling would basically serve as a cow-splatterer anyway.

[beeroosterm]

Fuck it...I'll be hamburger in a week, anyway...

[hympa30]

DR-DR-DR-DR-DROP THE BASS *cow gettin hit by train* BOOOOOOOOOOM

[Hijohn3411]

guy: aaaaaaahhhhhhh you dumb fucker.

cow: You shall not paaa

[pimpadaisy]

you shall not pass

[TitanOne1]

NONE SHALL PA....

[miguel92929292]

@TitanOne1 hhahhhhhahah

[CTK1201]

@TitanOne1 THAT is fuckin HIGH-Larious!!

[TheSacredcake]

"Who ordered the cheeseburger?"

[happytappyslappy]

Right along chickens & sheep, cows are amoungst the DUMBEST animals on the face of the earth. The train engineer knew this, also. All he could do is hit the train horn hoping to scare the cow away... no such luck.

[limauze]

THIS IS TEXAS FACKIN SAICKKS !!!

[sim24687193]

cow probably thought he saw the light and said to himself, "God?"

[lotsoftrains123]

train:hooooonk

engineer:ahhhh you dumb fucker

cow:huh...curplunk

[SilentEagles]

24 cows are watching this.

[squall600]

isnt it funny that the cow was perfectly dead centered on the tracks, he died like a man

[mattlovessurfing]

cow: arrh wat the fuck is that

[UPDetector]

When the engineer called the cow dumbfucker you really wonder if the cow was fucked by mentally retarded bulls to make this cow mentally retarded for ending her life, hey it's a possiblity she got that passed on after being banged by it. Man the "dumbfucker" line never gets old.

[shamrock12111]

THAT COW THOUGHT HE WAS HANCOCK!!! LOL

[TequilaAssassin4eva]

I was up late last night watching videos like this for hours...and now I'm watching them again, do I have problems?

[Scarl3t03]

Like a boss

[spg5812]

ICP!!!!



[CODBEAST2010]

Cow: "Like a boss"

[alexthe200]

Awwwhh, ya dumb fucker....

[fjsf71]

não sei como existem animais que gostam de assistir a isto, imaginem a puta das vossas mães no lugar da vaca, isso é que era bom e vocês a seguir..................

[ads14529]

that cow commited suicide!

[ienes2]

That's how Chuck Norris makes his hamburgers :)

[MsKilla55]

OW

[scinkelkeule]

schön zermanscht 

[Vangoghbr]

see you in burger king pal

[2brokenbones]

how to make 400lbs of McDonalds of burgers in 12 seconds .

[rollingcoalcummins]

22 cows watched this video

[NOIRSKSK]

In Soviet Russia cow will win.

[wolevet97]

Cow: FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!!

[Suburbiton]

cow suicide

[puplekushkid99]

awwwe u dumb fucker hahahahah



[doom2sgt]

it seems the cow was distracted by the song Homies by ICP and said hey i wanna hear this, going into a trance thinking it was a fucking miracle on how a magnet works, the cow was then briefly finds itself as ground beef....

[orbj7934]

@doom2sgt you know all that stuff you said, trying to sound funny? Don't do it again.

[CPRailRTC]

@doom2sgt That was crazy unfunny

[An0rek]

love the sound lulz

[SemiAutoMatiic]

*Wooooo* Aww, you dumb fucker.

[McSuperfly101]

You dumb fucked... you dun goofed!

[hockeyhuntingriding]

owoooooooo you dumb fucker hahaa

[xxPanteraxxx]

McDonalds was first to the scene :D

[aaronstanek50]

hey look there is a nice quater house

[Castratikron224]

I think I saw the Superman symbol painted on that cow....

[Johnvogel13]

must've been related to that guy who stood up to that tank in tiananmen square.

[draye16]

@Johnvogel13 hahahahahaha ill proly be the only one to get that. :)

[ReGReTz570]

@draye16 no your not so simmer down , think your god or something?

[draye16]

@ReGReTz570 what does me thinking im the only one on this video to get that have anything to do with thinking im god. cuz i dont think im god im a good christian for your in rmation u fucking asshole.

[kwxxy]

that cow wasn't taking no shit.