2008 United States Presidential Candidate from Japan

[InfidelArmee]

Kooks like this are why we should have Sterilized Japan in 1945.

[yuinosuke100]

「絶望した・・・」から、絶望先生のパクリだろ！

[luisdantas]

National distinctions are just SO artificial. We should never take then very seriously.

[lordgreyIII]

I know who I'm voting for in 2012. TOYAMA KOICHI!!!

[2AProductions]

That's why I'm supporting Ron Paul. He's against sticking his figures in the pie.

[RondJencince]

People do not understand this irony may have been brainwashed to the U.S.

[mphello]

He's got MY vote! Toyama Koichi 2012!

[Emperor102183]

It's Bizzaro World Debito Andoru

[jcindass89]

this shit go hard

[nickoli417]

@jcindass89 BRICK

[fskea1]

star wars compaible background music is star wars compatible.

[WillMoyer150]

Now its either Ron Paul or this guy.

[NakedWombatStuff]

Now that was funny.

[KisekiTim]

I'm writing him in the ballot for the 2012 election.

[fastballonly]

This man is capable of delivering a captive speech with a good argument.

How many American can deny his point that US is acting as if the whole were part of America?

He also has a great sense of satire. Very well put.

I think he deserves credit for being open-minded and humorous.

[matchesburn]

Still would have been a better President than our current one...

That said, his guy's head is a walking LSD river. I have no doubt I'm going to turn on the TV some day and see a bald Japanese guy wearing nothing but flip flops charging at statues with a spear. And on that day, who do you think that's going to be?

[antipyrene]

@matchesburn John McCain?

[ulkord]

he has some good points. im from austria and im going to vote for him

[RichardJoslin83]

3:10 ZETSUBOUSHITA!

[fuclcjewtube]

5:05 HEAR THIS AMERICUNTS

[mwangolatrue]

I He going to run in 2012 :D

[Askarion]

didnt the beatles come from england ?

[jamesmbsmith]

@Askarion Didn't you listen? Everywhere is America.

[fastballonly]

@Askarion You obviously did not see the rest of the video, did you?

He said that on purpose to ridicule Uncle Sam for patronizing even UK.

Take the time to watch the whole thing. It is quite eloquent and attention-grasping(if you are American especially) and funny. 

[ComboJumbomumbo]

@Askarion

Shut up!

Isn't England America too!

[dmhenderson]

dude's got my vote

[ntnism]

First he were saying something with "i hate america, it´s a awful nation" and then 1:30 " i truly love america" O.O

[Theshadow89]

hehehe amazing guy ,what he said is just so true cuz america occupied the whole world under the name of globaliztion etc...

[ilovejapanesecomedy]

this is his 2nd best material of comedy! he is the best japanese comedian!

[KoreaWandering]

"Let me tell you a story, I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released, I ran to Mcdonald's and had a big mac, fries, and a coke........... It was fantastic." How can you not love this dude?

[HumpsBlowdoll]

annihilate everything that exists

[Di0genesus]

Japan > USA

[99tamori]

すばらしいｗｗｗｗ

[PlasticFrog]

This guy is genius. He says absolute truth about USA meddling with our deals.

[Gautigoth]

This video is brilliant. The music played is a symphony by Dvorak. He went to America and back and wrote this symphony made up from native indian songs in about 1900. With this symphony he was telling Europe that America was a great place before it was invaded by foreigners. Now, as I understand it, Toyama is trying to say that Japan was a great place before it was invaded by the same foreigners.

[DuskfallBand]

he actually has a very valid point tbh

[DuskfallBand]

oh an by the way, this guy is an representation of Japanese stereotypes about America. They think USA is the centre of the Western world, the country that pretty much represents all the West. If you are a foreigner in Japan, you are American to them until you prove otherwise.

[DuskfallBand]

haha, one second after posting the message below I heard him saying: Shut up, Isn't England America too. I lol'd

[DuskfallBand]

fail, The Beatles are from UK xD

[charlesfosterkane]

@DuskfallBand Shut up! Isn't England America too!

[BadassBigBoss]

@DuskfallBand UK IS AMERICA!

[DuskfallBand]

@BadassBigBoss fortunately not as fat stupid and lazy as america

[BadassBigBoss]

@DuskfallBand It is still the junior in terms of faggotry. Just look at the south!

[DuskfallBand]

@BadassBigBoss well scandinavian countries are full of faggots and america comes next.

[BadassBigBoss]

@DuskfallBand It does not matter what country has the most faggots. Fact is that faggots are faggots.

[DuskfallBand]

@BadassBigBoss all fat people are faggots

[BadassBigBoss]

@DuskfallBand I agree. And Giant Robot Dinosaurs from Japan are also faggots!

[DuskfallBand]

@BadassBigBoss What if your dad was made of rainbows?

You would be like, "OMG that's lame! I want a dad made out of ninja robots!"

[BadassBigBoss]

@DuskfallBand Yeah, because that would mean that he is a complete, utter faggot.

[kuro570]

I love this guy lol

[Marden16]

lol Beatles are from UK!

[JapaneseModernist]

I have a feeling we will be hearing from this guy in the future. More specificaly when the bombs start falling and the robots rise from Tokyo's underground under his control!!

[samm1809]

...dad?

[Raptoreyes]

The absurdity of politics and the effect it has on our lifes. Here is a better idea no more pointing guns at anybody except in self defense, and defense of ones loved ones. That alone would solve most of the worlds worst problems instantly.

[KFRIGGINMONEY]

years ago when i first saw this i thought this guy was totally nuts... now i realize he was totally right all along

[Asymmetric99]

He's got my vote

[ToBeFedVideos]

Isn't this 1/30th the MINORITY he was talking about in the last video? LOL.

[burnfaint21]

well I must say this guy has really good point.



[LugeoLeon]

This certainly didn't make any sense until 4:50..

Though his tokyo perfecture elections TV speech was much more epic on the lol scale :P

[Billywask]

loooooolllllolololo

[Funlu]

hes right about a bunch of stuff.

although idk if hes actually an american born citizen.

you have to be american born to run fro president.

maybe he runs anyways.

what i dont get is how he thinks blank and incorrect votes go to him.

i dont get it.........

someone explain

[unchipu]

@Funlu The whole point is that the US has made the whole world part of itself by meddling in everyone's affairs. Therefore all 6 billion people of the world are Americans and should have the right to vote and run for office.

[Funlu]

i like being able to understand japanese.

btw, he got a bigmac, fries, and a coke.

not just a bigmac and a coke

[madichelp0]

HAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!! xD

It sounds as if he is holding the largest shit ever!!!

[leveni111]

He just opened up a bar in Kumamoto, Kyushu. Instead of BYO drinks it's a BYO food.

[redzus]

Until the end i thought that this guy is beeing silly and joking around but in the end he actually made it all in a good point and sense so i guess he is dead serious!

[ECHOCHROMATIC]

What the hell? I just got brain fucked. :(

[michaelofGB45]

i'm american and i voted for this guy

[tanpachocon]

Big mac!

[boocheesecake]

I lmao'd.

[WavesOfTrolls]

this guy would still make a better president than bush or obama lol

[WavesOfTrolls]

TOYOMA KOICHI > RON PAUL

[Mazdak1]

he

's spot on.

[kazuki377jp]

Big up!



[zomgZorroDelTaco]

Dvorak's 9th Symphony - a wonderful (and somewhat appropriate) choice

[yasumi07]

For 6 minutes 12 seconds I was waiting for you to start dancing ballet.

[kingyoshiedge]

Wheres his body? Did he purposely wear a black shirt with a black background?

Who would his vice president be? Kim Jong il? ( after all North Korea is America's 53th state).

[InconspicuousBarrel]

That the 4th movement of Symphony from the New World is playing in the background is reason enough to vote for him.

[XYamCha]

If I didn't know better, I'd would have thought he watched too much Code Geass. lol

xDD

[myjahleesa]

This guy is a GENIUS!

[ricarleite]

He can't be president of the US, but he can be governor. GO FOR IT!

[sohc287]

Is this an accurate translation?

[ono108]

@sohc287

Yes, the translation is really good.

[morningstarscrew]

@sohc287 Very good in fact.

[XxxSakura101]

lmfao..this guy...lmfao... xD

[XxxSakura101]

He needs to be more diplomatic... :P

[gregorstuhlbein]

You got one vote from me, although I'm from the colony of Germany.

[Psiphaser]

Yes the world would be soooo much better if america had not stuck its finger where it didn't belong in 1941.

[TheVerschollene]

@Psiphaser It is no longer 1941 if you haven't noticed.

[myjahleesa]

@TheVerschollene No longer 1941? What the hell is your point? Do you know Japan-US relations today? You're a fucking idiot.

[TheVerschollene]

@myjahleesa All I know is that we don't need soldiers in Okinawa nor should we spend the money for it. I'm pretty sure most people from Okinawa (not counting those in mainland Japan who don't want to lose living space) agree with me. I'm sorry I probably insulted your deep love of America by suggesting that America could possibly be wrong by only consulting those who are actually affected by American foreign policy. Next time I will form a poll asking people from areas unrelated to comment.

[ShindaDesu]

@TheVerschollene as someone who used to live in okinawa.

Most of people don't mind all that much. (everyone i've met)

The only thing they didn't like was the shooting ranges that were too close to living quarters.

[DavKellar]

What a retard. I'd assassinate him myself I saw him at a primary ^_~

[foomin1991]

すげえかっこいい

[RKSudo]

He's actually right. Everywhere we got, there's always a 'Made from America'.

KIND OF REVOLUTIONARY.

[kiloweya]

this guy is the benchmark for crazy

[Borderose]

A True Revolutionary...we need more men like him in this age.

[92RedRevolver]

@CIAarmedusp - as a white person I do have to agree with this. Eurocentrism and America in particular is alive and well. I'm grateful to be born in the position I have been but that doesn't mean I have to agree with the politics that put ms there.

[CIAArmedUSP]

Give up the hope because in reality its White America. white people are the majority so its obivious that America goes in the direction where the White man wants it to go. This is coming from an Asian just like you. I feed your pain brother.

[liquidus2172]

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[Gekkouka15]

6:04 he do look like bobby lee

[Gekkouka15]

hahaha...this guy almost convince me that USA compose of all the world countries :)

[mopython1]

@Gekkouka15 Well, it kinda does.. :)

[leotheloser]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

CANT YOU SEE PEOPLE

WE NEED TO KILL EVERYONE

KILL THE GOVERNMENT KILL EM ALL

YOU ARE BLIND

THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKING BLIND

KILL EVERYONE

[rinchan0901]

ネタとしてうまく茶化しているけど言っていることは正論だと思う­。

[liquidus2172]

@rinchan0901 english man english !

[TTwoo]

Now that was a speech!

[ThreeCatsScratching]

I hate to inform this guy, but since he was convicted of a felony, he can't run anyway.

[ThreeCatsScratching]

this guy is a fucking nut-job

[machetero1]

he thinks he's got it bad? i'm puerto rican. meaning i am an american citizen but i can't vote... i can go die in the army for the United States. now that is some bullshit

[ThreeCatsScratching]

@machetero1 U.S. citizens not residing in one of the 50 States or in the District of Columbia may not vote in Federal elections. You are a territory, not a state. Your territory consistently votes against statehood, why should you have the right to vote?

[machetero1]

@ThreeCatsScratching because we are citizens, our head of state is the president yet we can't vote for him, and because we have the right. we have no representation, except for one nonvoting resident commissioner in washington. there has also never been a legitimate plebiscite with good clear options about statehood, status quo or independence. get your facts straight

[ThreeCatsScratching]

@machetero1 I am straight, Federal Election laws state if you are not one of the 50 states or Washington D.C., you have no federal voting rights. As soon as the P.R. Senate votes for statehood, you will have voting rights. he only exceptions are US. Military members serving out of country who can vote because they are residents of the 50 states in Washington D.C.

[CloudMeetsSky]

America actually only spans from Canada ,the States and Mexico but hey what ever.

[lordoflines]

@CloudMeetsSky hes mentioning that the only reason America would involve itself in every situation global wide is because IT HAS to be america. Its a jump in logic but it is the most sensible

[Xxero0]

This needs to be shown to the world...

[Sniper2008009]

Too bad sarcasm escapes the heads of Japanese. This guy is talking about America being a world power and interfering in the political affairs of other nations, which is mostly true too.

[djdnauk1977]

a candidate with potential, we havent had one of those in america since JFK

[TheJasonDR]

@djdnauk1977 yeah ....please name a JFK accomplishment

[djdnauk1977]

@TheJasonDR he warned the world about central bankers control of money & tried to get us off fiat currency.

[TheJasonDR]

@djdnauk1977 stupid..answer....did you know that Nixon already had a mapped out plan on how to finish of Cuba....and how to finish the Vietnam War ....Nixon was a very good president but Watergate really screwed that up lol

[djdnauk1977]

@TheJasonDR huh? you asked for a JFK accomplishment... what does that have to do with nixon? lol

[yamamonkey]

@TheJasonDR he didn't achieve any- OH WAIT HE WAS SHOT BEFORE HE COULD

[TheJasonDR]

@yamamonkey ....he was the most corrupt president ....in history....but he was made a legend by the democrats

[TheJasonDR]

@yamamonkey ....he was the most corrupt president ....in history....but he was made a legend by the democrats

[aliu813]

oh craap when he said he loves the beatles! i was thinking to myself (wait.. beatles are from england) n then he bust out "Shut up isnt england america too!" ROFL

[asuterope]

最後にいいこと言うなしｗｗ凄く頭のキレる人だよね。個人的には­凄く好きだ

[Thalon77]

This man really deserves to be elected president in US, his speech is really touching (more than "I'm a real american" by Hulk Hogan), and I will surely vote him next time, even if I'm not an american citizen, but who really cares? We are all americans after watching Toyama San's speech.

[surroscape]

what a nicely shaped head

[HitomiNoRyu]

Ummm...Beatles is British...

[huesodorado]

@HitomiNoRyu 2:10 explains the joke, or did you stop watching right after the beatles comment?

[MichaelFurious]

@HitomiNoRyu - Shut Up! Isn't England America too!?!

( lol sorry I couldn't resist. )

[sleepyaznboi]

he might be insane but what he spews isn't bullshit like all other candidates

[tonilourdes]

I vote for him in the next election

[oxBATISTAxo]

"I'll consider all who do not vote to be my adherents"

狂ってるのこれ？

hahaha, crazy

[oxBATISTAxo]

日本の恥です。

[JapaneseKenryou]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

he is a Extreme left in japan. not comedian.he is crazy. but he is liked as gag in internet.

japan is america!

[UncleHobbysHobbys]

lol dramatica face

6:00~

[oasis1989iwan]

He is not comedian.He is Japanese left-wing activist.

[fooyou21]

Is he a comedian?

[Lvduggo69]

I like this guy !

[ACelentanoAC]

Großartig!

[Wranger243]

As soon as he said he loves The Beatles I realised he's just a comedian. Can't stop lolling.

[josiegallows]

He has my immediate vote! I'm not kidding, I'm writing him in.

[lemonrind]

"My message to the 1/30th who rule us: immediately give suffrage to the other 6 billion, or stop intervening in world affairs."

Amen!

[moooomoooocooows]

he is nice comedian.

[MockEmpire]

set fire to all the illusions

[Moego]

'...and I love the Beatles'

[DeraJa]

This is awesome. He seems insane, but he makes an important point. 

[tk6152]

This guy rocks! If you really think he wants to run for president, then his message went over your head....

[ErikKnear]

He's got my vote.

[dangermous1968]

Oh no!!! the japanese Lex Luthor!!!LMAO

[spupapi]

What the fuck

[titatovernares]

This guys is an ARTIST!

[samm1809]

toyama koichi 2012! XD

[scdecade]

Oh no, it's Godzilla!

[tyl0r900]

Thanks for this.

[aggradef]

I would scam my ass off to vote for this guy as many times as possible

[HOODYWOODRECORDS]

Lo!!!!l The dramatic look he gives at the end is fucking classic! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[HOODYWOODRECORDS]

I think this guy is out of his mind, but I have to admit he made some really good points and said somethings that made me think. Maybe he isn't as crazy as we all think?

[amchow78]

He's so American, after 2 years of lockdown, his 1st taste of freedom was w/ some Mickey D's! :oD

[VertGhost]

Toyama looool

最初のBGMに合わせて目を開くところで吹きました。

He is not Japanese....

[TheCapitalistdog]

Countries are human farms. You are tax live stock. Borders are fences.

[GodHatesPortugal]

Toyama Koichi and Basil Marceaux are the only politicians out there that make any sense...

[tase4u]

rofl, the beatles are from england not US

[mnAudio]

@tase4u lol u obviously aint getting what he's saying

[ShinShoki]

@tase4u yes and he did ask u to stfu cos england's part of the USA LOL

[w1000010]

@tase4u

no he means england is a part of US in modern.

[FelixNothus]

@tase4u

SHUT UP, ENGLAND IS AMERICA TOO

[Jchot]

@DivineFartintheWind

I concede that he is your uncle

[Jchot]

@Achalel

YOU'RE AN IDIOT

[Jchot]

DAMN THIS MAN LOVES HIS BIG MAC'S N COKES, YO

[FartMasterLordofFart]

This man may be insane, but he sure knows his music. Dvorak's ninth symphony, fourth movement is wonderful. Wonderful like that Big Mac and Coke he had after getting out of prison.

[sorrycheaf]

I love TOYAMA KOICHI

外山恒一万歳!!!

[odsnavy]

@Achalel Seeing that you have limited things to type now, I guess this would be an appropriate time to part ways.