Delia Smith in the kitchen making a Mars Bar Special

[Paulc2011]

Yum deep fried mars bar

[Bigbearbeau]

apart from anything else this is a scottish dish (alleg)

[gilbo135]

Its a good dish commonly obtained from fish and chip shops in Australia ...have had it before but hers looks like my toilet bowl after a heavy day of eating big Macs and peanuts

[eagerek]

it looks like a piece of shit, doesn't it?

[paddywhacky]

This is brilliant!

[thelandlordsdaughter]

Hilarious!

[MrBailey55]

it is scottish

[richard20bris]

WTF was that?!?!?! Was that a joke?!

[xXxryanmccarthyxXx]

"immediately your kitchen is going to smell of france" lol

[moosetron82]

I'm not sure what's funnier the actual video or the absolute obtusity of the people commenting on it.

[bossadave]

A complete meal??? OMG!!

[sondoreomega]

Dear God! lol 0:56

[Voctron]

I hate how these TV chefs make cooking well seem so difficult. Culinary elitists.

[PaulValenciaSpain]

If you think this is funny watch the doner kebab it'll have you ROFL

[nuttynicky390]

heart attack on a plate!

[qrfbsca]

Well ain't that wonderful

[incanto101]

Deep Fried FAIL

[Intangible88]

Is this a joke?!!

[Thelookoutslookout]

LMAO, English cooking

[xydoit]

look yaki

[RMCKIE]

Dear God!

[derekbegins]

coating the mars bars take 2 hour

s???

[gotchjames45]

she should've coated the mars bar with ground rice to make the batter stick, otherwise it just falls off.

[loveelle94]

lmfao, clever editing, i especially liked the bit where she says covering them in batter would take two hours.

[rihameed]

LOOOL "dear God" :P

[anthonyshock]

LMFAO "And your kitchen will immediately smell of France"

I was close to weeing myself!

[dragonflybitch]

WTF??? that mars bar came out looking totally wrong and a flop

[TheCandyMan01]

HaHaHaHa. Good video editing!  LOL

[PartyAleks92]

what the hell is this ?

shame on you !

[papagamias]

You are in the office, you have missed the lunch time because of that meeting and now you are hungry.. the closest food source is a nasty Macdonalts at 10km drive and son on.. there still the chocolate machine... ok you take a Mars bar to keep you going till returning home. It is not the end of the world.

But sit down and intentionally cook, no not cook, deep fry a Mars bar in the same oil you cooked previously your fries? Inconceivable.

Mplaaahhhh... what drugs did she take?

[rayquazalover]

Dear God...

Epic moment

[ciolamorta]

Fried Mars? WTF? Ok, i assume i don't understand anything in the marvellous art of Delia's cooking.

[xXxmissemmaxXx]

@ciolamorta actually this is a very popular dish exspecially in scotland and northen england (i dont like it but still) she hasnt gone mad, this dish was proberly requested.

[John27346]

I assume the fat doesnt seep into the marsbar so don't fool yourself if you're disgusted by DF Mars and eat a mars a day makes you work rest and play.

[glazinq]

Excommunicate the flagrant sauce into a medium pothead, stirring vigorously until squeamish. Add a pinch of pickled pepper, slicing your fingers carefully from the bone. Bake in a medium abdominal cavity before tarnishing with a sprig of guilt.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Nice.

[glazinq]

Thanx Irma but still not in your league. Reading thru your posts here rendered me virtually incontinent with laughter!

[IrmaCerrutti]

Now ejaculate unconscious the Patty danglers and castrate crocodiles bourgeois enough to fuck a forked carcass all over the face of the slapper. Then lubricate the crocodiles and stumps wantonly with mucus and climax the slapper on a hardening lump inside the crematorium. Inflame schoolgirl complexion for about thirty to thirty-five minutes. Fuck still blushing amongst anonymous scared stiff pricked beautiful people.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Measure out the warmed emulsion and glutinousness and stir in the rhinoexcrement quite thoroughly before excreting the whole Nostradamus into the drilled Patty baggage.

[IrmaCerrutti]

If you hot dog the hugged honey cum jujube inside the pre-heating crematorium for about ten minutes, with the tampons mutilated, you will find the body beautiful easier to get wet.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Fuck the Patty and allow schoolgirl complexion to fiddle-faddle for twenty minutes. Then vibrate vital statistics drunk as Davids sow frigidly and spatchcock the meat and two veg matchbox using sex appeal, electrocuting the Patty danglers and keeping them on one side.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Pre-heat the crematorium to gas mark five. Youll need an eight inch whistled meat and two veg matchbox with a naughty guerrilla force, viciously liposuctioned.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Polygon mucus.

[Ahuvati]

I can t understand what is she trying to do... deep fried mars bar? like why?

[IrmaCerrutti]

One spatula of dirt-encrusted emulsion.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Five shovelfuls of bilious glutinousness.

[Bierduvel]

I just tried that shit and it was good.

[IrmaCerrutti]

I'm glad you liked it.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Four dumps of pickledporridge rhinoexcrement.

[gmduncan90]

Mars 'special' - what the fuck? Its a deep fried mars bar bitch and its no english, its scottish. And it didnt come out right too - the batter should be on the mars bar not sitting beside it as a seperate shit!

[IrmaCerrutti]

Shit to throw into a panic.

[IrmaCerrutti]

One splat of body fat.

[IrmaCerrutti]

One splodge of spermaceti.

[IrmaCerrutti]

A pinch of chalk.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Two bellybuttonfuls of bosom-enlarging sawdust.

[IrmaCerrutti]

I think the crunchiness of pickledporridge Patty, and pickledporridge rhinoexcrement too, make a nicer emulsion slapper than the Kafkaesque metamorphosis.

[barrycw1]

"A scum once it comes to a simmering point"

Uhh mmmm good

[IrmaCerrutti]

Serves six little green men.

[matt1989forest]

PS3 PWNS XBOX. XBOX IS A NOOB CONSOLE

[KodaKumi101]

Fuck you PS3 noob.

Fucking cunt.

[gjuandarg]

what the fuck

[emmadawson1997]

her voice sounds weird slitly jumpy

[gokory]

or maybe its sound english? lol

[faithoffaith]

nigella lawson stole her idea!

[voon100]

LOL.

[thibaulthalpern]

YUCK!

[yazzi110]

i dont get it but ew

[3V1LM4RT1N]

"This will take 2 hours..." gets me every time...

Simply hilarious! :o)

[triggerset]

Brilliant so well executed. watched the donna kebab one first and only realized it was a joke after seeing this one. Immediately your kitchen will smell of france!! haha

[Satrthere]

ew...

[AdamSwainston0]

followed her pancake recipe online...

never read such a crap set of instructions in all my life.

truly awful.

horrendous.

[HitMeQuick]

Ahh, such gentler times. This was before sexual intercourse was invented of course. Back then people would bake a child if they wanted one, from fresh dough and British caking agent. They would come out of the oven piping hot and ready to sit their 11 plus exams with a healthy respect for their parents and a willingness to put the hoover round once a week (including the stairs).

[nicolaiiibo]

LOL

[dekekyo]

thank you,sir/madam.

[Bierduvel]

Including the stairs?? My god, those must have been the good times.

[theheros2]

Hhahahahahahaha. Holy shit!!!! Hahhahahahahahahahahaa. its so funny.... it sucks so hard....

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

LOL funny

[stvnrbbns]

HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Obviously a joke that has made me laugh on a very dreary day. I remember this woman from my childhood. The guy at the end was the perfect ending. Thanks for creating this and posting it.

[djtee2k7]

haha i love when us scots see something like this then see people talkin about how its an english thing to make or something, we'll jump in like, ITS SCOTTISH, THE SCOTTISH MADE IT, ITS FUCKING OURSS, even if we aren't proud of it in the slightest :D

[tridentbarclay]

like the scotch egg? :D

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

hahaha

[CTravaglini]

this had to be a joke!

[iwanaplayagame1]

I agree with the man at the end. She can't cook! lol

[thenickshift]

this takes 2 minutes...lol

[qlight]

This will take 2 hours.

[missgreeneyes56]

FWIW, I thought this was very funny and well done.

[JCRocky5]

lmao classic need to make the over voice louder.

[3kliksphilip]

I don't understand what she's saying

[HSVMAN07]

wtf

[zack11993]

It's a shame they don't come in tins, isn't it Delia?

[saladfingers123456]

That was sheer Genius :D Love it

[9thprotocol]

let's NOT be 'aving ya

[aisa62379]

this is editted video ... look at her dress it changed and the wall color from mint green to yellow? lol

[Mousewagon]

Fucking whore cunt get the fuck out of norwich you old slut!!!

[tesstosoro]

brainless moron

[Mousewagon]

Cock!!! You havent a clue what shes done to our club, unless you are one of the fucking cocks who sings "delias barmy army" minutes after we have lost 3-1 to the scum.

Fucking mouthy cunt.

[SmudgerNCFC]

Plenty of scum in the Carrow Road boardroom too my dear!

[minigenius101]

dear god???wth..lol

[daiatlus79]

she fucked that up but good! the batter should never come off.. the made iit too thick.. and you have to refridgerate the bars too!

[bubblt]

your kitchen will smell of france?

[pandabard]

lol i like the end when the guy goes dear god

[dylandior123]

This has to be a parody...surely! LOL :-p

[flyinglikegeese101]

this is actually world famous

[TheSecretChannel]

Scummering point she means.

[SecretFilms]

Barely shimmering/skimmering what???

[SecretFilms]

The What?

Smell of France?

Doesn't she mean Glasgow?

[Mazza4Azza]

Lmao, and she also said something like 'put them in a...' then like 3 voices came out of nowhere. o.O

[alicho78]

she was hot.

[flyinglikegeese101]

yes

[YTisshit]

wow. that really came out well didnt it folks!

she is one skilled mother fucker in the kitchen.

[username132]

More like this!!

[dreamdoll1988]

omg she cant even cook a fried mars bar

[Fleeto2006]

it's cholesterol. scottish people eat it.

[YTisshit]

it is fucking lush. im not from scotland.

[StDefenestration]

haha, classic Partridge

[canarymad11]

she is going just a bit over the top there...

[DJPunch101]

there well nice they look nicer than that in real life

[ITFCvic]

delia should stick to taking naarwich city fc into league 1. judging by that "meal" she's much better at it

[cuiqueiro]

I prefer my Mars bar not fried. It is more healthy.

(sarcasm)

[maccafan10]

Fun-sized Mars Bars make ideal normal sized Mars Bars for dwarves", "Normal-sized Mars bars make ideal fun-sized Mars Bars for giants", "King-size Mars Bars make ideal normal size Mars Bars for giants" and "Normal-sized Mars Bars make ideal king-sized Mars Bars for dwarves

[jacksterfoord]

That looks mingin

[cymro5]

John Humphreys at the end was the icing on the cake! Hilarious!

[maltagrl]

what about the word cholesterol?

[iwatchyutube]

my teacher keeps

telling us to eat

deep fried mars bars

and hes devistated he cant

bring a deep fryer to school.

:|

[AthenefaiIs]

the "Heart attack bar" full of heart stopping goodness

[djmontag]

where r ya? lets be havin ya

[royalfuzziness]

You should watch more TV shows like food network,thats how i found out about the deep fried mars bar. Its just as popular here in the southern United States as it is in you're country,

[gibsondanny]

thats fucking disgusting

[KENTOSI]

this is HILARIOUS !@!!!!

[spittingimage4005]

this is like youtube poop and before it was invented

[royalfuzziness]

The english go nuts over this stuff.

[88222211]

dont confuse english with scottish - this is a scottish "delicacy". its a bit like me saying that ALL americans are thick war-mongers on the basis that the only american i know or have seen is george w bush

[cumpot4u]

lol

[eclectica1]

No mate. That's a Scottish thing.

[cruddiestcrudever]

Dear god!

[JimmyBob210]

lololololollolol

[philipg52]

Delia, the bloody mars bar has been dumbed down about five times since the 60's.Its now only a shadow of its former self and unfortunately is only fit for the bin.Lest we forget, the passing of a legend.THE MARS BAR.

[Abyssery]

How can you just simply turn your back on a legendary chocolate god?

[moosey62]

football hooly delia

[donglabong]

Uter crap...at least show the woman up for what she is, not what you did with an old clip and 15 minutes cut and paste...

poor attempt especially when she s easily lampooned

D for effort.

U for originality

[thomascrown559]

Fucking hysterical. The presentation at the end is pure slop.

[mofoexpo]

this isnt english..the scottish invented the deep fried mars bar..so fuck ye's all!

[andreamoboe]

oh my gosh! this is painful to watch!!

[bluegirl97]

SHUT UP STUPID DELIA SMITH

[leftovers0]

You're mum's Delia Smith.

[bluegirl97]

its only u that could av a mum like delia smith. YOU f##kin twat

[moewishaw]

try fried pizza, its not as bad as it sounds, its tasty.

[beggo321]

ye fucking gee bag

[NickelbackMadx]

Lmao, good video, but this one is a bit obvious it's edited

[xonoffx]

never saw it been coated in butter, obviously this way the mars wont stay coated, you need a mix of plain flour, corn flor , a pinch of soda and milk instead the butter

[kingofkings70]

Is this Jamie Oliver

My arse smells

[cymro5]

LOL John Humphreys at the end!

[mlakko]

i love these vids

pure genius from a pure delia hater.

lol 'there is a slight...scum on the surface...'lol

dear god!

[chumleyuk]

i love the way she promotes mediocrity

[03jsomeone]

Lol "Your kitchen will smell of france!"

[terrytibs1977]

COME ON!!!

[wra7h]

shes hawwt lol

[mariahfaith123]

i prefer nigella lawson to delia and not her tinned mince spagetti sauce ew...

[B4BYC4KES07]

I hope you all realise that people got her videos and added bits in (:

[trvwatson]

Delia is no food snob, if its popular with the masses, then she will show you how to do it properly, a mars bar in batter sounds nice, i can think of worse things, sardines and chocolate sauce, or sponge cake with french dressing yukkk

[glentton]

2 hours ah ah

[laughingsashka]

Lovely!

The final verdict from John Humphrys is brilliant.

[fubukifan]

LOL!!!!

[moosey62]

Nuts!

[rkelly85]

i'd let you batter my mars bar!

then i'd rinse your bum!

[marocpom223version2]

go Delia!

[joolenka]

i love the end -- 'dear god'

[UltimateDirector]

PMSL

[Chaffinch4]

If only it were real.

[Chaffinch4]

"Ingrediants, one mars bar and half a pound of fat" ... delightful!  lol

[Chaffinch4]

"There's a scum on the surface when it comes up to simmering point and that really will make it a complete meal". I can't get enough of this vid!

[Chaffinch4]

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this! English cookery at its best.

[Chaffinch4]

I love it when she brings out two deep-fried mars bar and says: "And immediately your kitchen is going to smell of France" !!

[rookababe]

lmao lmao a 1000 times

btw, thx tons for posting

[obrien97eire]

mmmmmmmm..... that looks horrible

[brutze]

Tears in my eyes laughing.