The More You Know Christians: Taxes

[MrYouMustBeJoking]

Hey jerkoff Kent finally did agree to pay the income tax but they wanted him in jail anyways. I think I will render crap unto you since you are a filthy toilet bowl.

[linkforever92]

@MrYouMustBeJoking hey dip shit it doesnt matter kents still retarded. oh and just because he wanted to pay when they caught him means nothing

[kingferret53]

Yeah, sure go ahead don't pay taxes. You'll just end up in jail. And like kablozzie said, even Jesus had to pay taxes, so...what now?

[kabloozie]

Actually, biblically speaking, even Jesus paid taxes - there are at least two passages that state this in the New Testament. So, WWJD? He'd pay up.

[gambleor]

that's right, the saying is "render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's and unto God that which is God's."

[MrMan322]

"... just remember you are a fundamental christian ...." Ha!

If I were drinking at the time I would have spit it out with laughter.

Good work.

[ozmoroid]

The double whammy is that Kent stiffed us all by not paying taxes, and then he stiffed us again by making us pay for his 10 years in prison. Whada jerk.

[Scoob505]

okay?

[eddygoombah]

confused?

[Scoob505]

That would be an understatement.

[eddygoombah]

are you confused regarding the video? or are you just a confused person in general?

[Scoob505]

Both. Mostly over religion and i am quite tired as well.

[Anidem9]

Hes making fun of Kent Hovind lol

[sirLEVITSKY]

@eddygoombah Generalize condescending egocentric much :) Thank God people are still willing to tackle on the issues that won't change anything but create conflict

[eddygoombah]

@sirLEVITSKY It's called pointing out the hypocrisy of those claiming to have a so called moral authority. Try not to get snippy when someone makes a simple observation.

[sirLEVITSKY]

@eddygoombah Your observation is as much as valid as mine. The hypocrisy is in the instututions and people taking advantage of religion, not religion itself. So to say "you are a fundamental Christian" is a wide and ignorant generalization which deserves a "snippy" remark.

[eddygoombah]

@sirLEVITSKY A fundental Christian is whomever follows the fundamental tenets of Christianity. No generalizations needed.

[sirLEVITSKY]

@eddygoombah And those fundamental tenets are failing to pay employee taxes, making threats against investigators... commiting massive massive tax frauds... yes lol the average day in the life of a fundamental Christian, no generalizations needed.

[eddygoombah]

@sirLEVITSKY Methinks you misunderstood this video. This was mainly directed at people still trying to defend Kent hovind. I made a series of these videos, one about being a hidden homosexual, a dig at Ted haggard. I obviously don't think all or even most fundamental Christians are gay.

Yay context! What a concept!

[anglicantian]

Thanks for these small bits of wisdom! Really makes my day.

[redcollargedeon]

Erm, Eddy? I'm Catholic but don't go to church. You have nothing against the fundamental values behind my religion, right? You taking on the retards, right?

Because I believe in science too. AND I believe in the peaceful values within my religion, which is why I'd never even consider converting to another religion, I don't even practice my own.

But the values are fine. I believe in the values of the Christian faith.

I just felt like putting this out there. It's not all crap.

[eddygoombah]

I'm talking to Kent Hovind in this video

[redcollargedeon]

Yes sir, I understand. I believe in the values behind my religion, I'm not a fervent belieiver as such.

God bless you sir, if you'll accept that expression. I actually do believe you deserve to be blessed, in that sense.

Keep it real man, keep up the good work.

[adolthitler]

But your church gets to touch little children tax free.

Atheists pay taxes, you pay taxes, you have a tax free clubhouse, atheists don't.

Whinge, moan, grumble, why do atheists deserve what I get? It is so unfair for atheists to ask for same deal. They are shirking their taxes asking to have the same tax shelter you have.

[adolthitler]

Well the point is religions get a tax free status. I don't have a religion I don't get any tax free club house some mumbo jumbo believing monkey gets.

Thats discrimination! Tax free atheist clubs now! When do we want them - YESTERDAY.

The point has been got now?

[phenixwryter]

: D Love these announcements.

[eddygoombah]

no, you don't need to say more...

case closed... you are satire

[JJR93]

...and knowing is half the battle *snicker*

Good one, Eddie...

[athywren]

Very few people don't, at some point, object to taxes, but there's a difference between occasionally objecting to and permanently "forgetting about."

What I say is this: If you don't wanna pay taxes, be prepared to fight for your sovereignty, and to build your own power stations, water purifiers and oil wells in your personal rood, and to whip your kids into an able bodied military ('cuz that shit ain't gonna stick fer long).

[eddygoombah]

damn power stations! all part of the nwo conspiracy!

[athywren]

Turns out, all you need is a hamster or two. They've been lying about power consumption rates all along!!

[eddygoombah]

and how exactly are atheists cheap? and how is giving $37 Billion dollars to charity cheap?

i would love to hear this.

[KingHeathen]

Aye, you are either a clever satirist....OR...

*face palm*

[eddygoombah]

yeah, he's gotta be satire

[Waage83]

Hard to tell.

Until i started getting interested in the "Evolution VS magic guy in sky did it" Debate i did not actually know how stupid some people could be.

[KingHeathen]

So how are we coming with getting the "atheism is a religion" thing accepted?

I can't wait to be tax exempt!

[eddygoombah]

no, I think you are satire.

where did you get the idea that atheists object to paying taxes?? this video is about kent hovind, a fundamental christian who does not feel the need to pay taxes because he is the "emplyee of god".

and you are thinking of Jimmy Buffet. Warren Buffett is the philanthropist who gave $37 Billion (that's with a "B") to charity... and he's an atheist..

i don't think you understand the topic of this video

[eddygoombah]

i don't know, aye... i see no point in calling atheists cheap.

ever hear of warren buffet?

[nogogma]

The sad thing is everyone else has to pick up the slack on the property taxes they are exempt from ... it sucks ! their superstitious beliefs are given tax exempt status ! what the fuck is wrong with that picture eh?

[phillippi2]

Seeing this reminded me;

In the state of indiana, you can, legally, get out of a health care bill by praying.

[TheoreticalBullshit]

Awesome.

[flips300021]

I am English. So the first part and middle bit made no sense...But i know where you are coming from.. I think...

[Scrapheap71]

I hate is when you gosh darned English people think you inverted the language or summpin'. That ain't just true, it was Benjamin Franklin who did that!!

[flips300021]

Are you fuckin' pissed? :)

[Scrapheap71]

No, I'm pretty happy thank you!!

;-)

:-D

[flips300021]

Are you nuts? :)

[Scrapheap71]

Hmm, I gots me 2 of 'em, but I'm not sure if that makes me "nuts".

You silly English Kenigit! your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! I wave my privat parts at yuuu!!

;-)

X-P

[flips300021]

I'll take it that you are fan of Monty Python then...Ni, Ni, and nice Shrubbery's

[ZachValkyrie]

OWND HOVIND!!!

[Exorania]

hahahah awesome

[MobileMediaProducts]

LOL!

[th3w01fv2]

Man That sounds EXACTLY like Pastor Mike.

Fucker doesn't want to listen to reason. He got owned big time.

[adolthitler]

Why shouldn't atheists have a tax free clubhouse? Where we can get pissed and slag off your evil gods?

Let's discriminate against the rational.

[DoomedEarth]

Now I know, and knowing is HALF THE BATTLE!

[xVancha]

Imagine a world where atheists were exempt from taxes, and every religious person had to pay them, for no good reason.

That's why people are upset about it.

[sirLEVITSKY]

@xVancha religious people aren't exempt from taxes, churches are.

[eddygoombah]

@sirLEVITSKY Great comment, very true

[ILYIAB]

Starting a "church" now! Yeah Jeebuz. Thanks for the legal advice. ;-)

[nekedemus]

It worked for Ron Hubbard.

If you want to make a million start a religion.

And he did.

[ILYIAB]

I won't be greedy. You'll be gawd and I'll play Jeebuz. Ok? :-)

Great comment.

[hugesinker]

I'm actually homeless. The theme park and houses there are owned by God. Sometimes He lets me stay there. Glory!

[bebop900]

lol wow thats awesome.

You should have said at the end, "because knowing is only half the battle"

nice

[gambleor]

It saddens me when a person comes out and says that they are "doing right by Jesus" while not paying their taxes... it seems they've forgotten that Jesus said "render therefore to Caesar that which is Caesar's and to God that which is God's."

[Scrapheap71]

I wonder if lonely Triceratops shepherds ever felt the urge to fuck some triceratops pussy...

[th3w01fv2]

Only in Arkansas...

[Scrapheap71]

No,no,no!!

You're thinkin' of Triceratops sibling marrige!

I'm refering to the Holy Bable, it says in the scriptures Deut. 86, v 69, "Yeah if a man lieth with a dinosaur in the same maner as a woman, he shall be made to wash his manhood in the blood of a T-Rex for 7 days before it shall be considered clean again"

Aaaamen!!

X-P

[jasnom]

except for your good buddy kent hovind

guess he lost dino land ...lol

[pensego]

I hope they sell the dino saddle on ebay

[hairyreasoner]

Man's laws can only ever be a pale shadow to God's laws. God's laws never change. 'Cause, well, things don't change...

[Kieranfoy]

To him as calls the tax, pay the tax, hmmm? Hovind should obey the laws of the state that protects him, but even if he doesn't, he should obey the words of one of his own prophets.

[RadarKat73080]

I'm trying to get across to fundie Xians that this is the one area, the only one I can find btw, that Jesus and Paul actually agreed on! Jesus: "Render unto Ceasar that which is Ceasar's." Paul: "To him that calls for the tax, pay the tax."

[pirbird14]

I worked for one of these jerks. He didn't need to obaye man's laws, only God's laws and didn't pay the Workers Compensation premiums required by Canadian federal law. He hired immigrants who didn't know there rights and overworked them. One of them ran a work van off the road because he was tired, and ended up in the hospital with 16 stitches in his face and no company health coverage. My boss expected him to come in to work the next day. I quit.

[AbdultheImpailler]

WTF...who is this asshole? I'll make sure nobody I know ever works for him!

ps, I'm Canadian with friends and family coast to coast

[Nightbane12]

satire my friend...

[AbdultheImpailler]

my comment was directed to pirbird14 because I have heard of farmers that do this sort of thing to keep costs down

[pirbird14]

Don't worry, he's in jail now, on charges stemming from this and a whole bunch of other infractions incurred in Prince Rupert and Queen Charlotte Islands. His name was Mel but I don't remember his last name. It was almost two decades ago.

He worked a bunch of pyramid schemes involving health food supplements and credit cards.

Unfortunately, this is not satire. Many of these "Christian businessmen" network to learn similar techniques from each other.

[AbdultheImpailler]

@pirbird

I'm glad to hear he is behind bars where he belongs...bastard son of a bitch, and a whole bunch of other names!!!

[userjosh9874]

LOL

[djarm67]

lol. Fun Facts With Kent

[dhcrazy333]

maybe atheist organizations should try taking it to the supreme court to get tax exemptions for being a religion, and when the supreme court rules they arent a religion then these fundies can stop (well they wont stop, but it will make them more retarded) claiming atheism is a religion

[UNFFwildcard]

If your idea backfires the proverbial shit will hit the fan.

[dhcrazy333]

lol yes it would

[CousinoMacul]

His dinosaurs are up for auction now. I wonder how much they'll go for. :-)

[naughtypagan72]

Is the saddled triceratops one of them? I would love to have that one:P

[coddlinghimmler]

I,ll give ten bucks for the T-Rex with saddle and head mounted rapid repeater lazer beam shoter

[Atheist001]

The moar you know

[Hooya2]

Hmm, I wonder which fundamentalist he was mocking with this video? Lol.

[Zovex11]

W00t! Lol.

[Danmill23]

Of course you have to live in jail ... but hey it's what god wants for you, so it's allllllll good.

[SerdnaSagrav]

Kent Hovind lol

[jailarson]

Well, perhaps I should actually CLAIM to be a christian now.

[Dusty341]

I enjoyed that:) I still think Atheist organizations should try to get tax exemption for their "Religion".

[AnonEyeMouse]

I think you could argue that infront of a magistrate... Got try...

[pilotwave]

amen