Dave Chappelle - Titty Bar and His Kids

[Shamoles]

LMFAO!@!@!@

[mrladiesman99]

You used to live in my balls

[stungby1bullet]

CUM IN MY FACE !

[Midiu1981]

I love it when Dave laughs at his own jokes :D

[misanthrope013]

Jokez

[slimshady8252]

Ohhh! They're eating it! Lmfao

[SuKMeBz]

Chappelle fell off wen he dissed maryjane, everybody loves that bitch. Hes still funny to me tho.

[RaKalid]

and This guys balls are SMOOOTH As Eggs...He's had some work done hahaHAHaHaha LmfaO

[LakersCA760]

Long Live Chappels!!!!!!!

[MrAk471234567890]

you used to live in my balls man ..llamf

[thedem0niac]

"oh its that guy ...we're having chicken tonight!"  XD

[syntaxerrorization]

I love dave son!

[ttskatelr]

what a great ending

[WLWpictures]

If your watching this is 2012 you have fantastic comedic taste.

:)

[jamesg95thepimp]

You used to live my balls man! LOL

[ozzmir22]

fish love it when i cum over

[vEchoGaming]

So funny. Always the best watching him. xD

[SCREWSTATEOFMIND]

You are not going to believe who's dick is on my shoulder....... Hahahahah Classic.

[emeremakishi]

youre too young to understand son...you used to live in my BALLS man!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAH

[Maniakq1]

"CUM IN MY FISH BOWL!! OHH SHIT THEY'RE EATIN IT OHHH!!" xD ahhahaa

[TheTunafish16]

A true comedian would laugh at his own jokes and rofl on the stage, Dave Chappelle is one of them :D

[OuterSpace90]

85 people passed up a sale son!

[blundt1]

"CUM ON MA FACE!!!!" LMAO

[ruiz679]

"Bitch you got mo money than me, you never take me anywhere anymore!" Lmfao

[ndb751]

YOU USED TO LIVE IN MY BALLS.

[TheTommy051000]

just pick up your own titty and suck it.

[randomwhiteguy8784]

That stripper that told him to quit smoking was a tranny. 0:15

[Yousarryanne]

@Katkin97 Don't read it.

[ALEXisSPANISH]

I'm just imagining Dave playing basketball in a dress shirt with shitty ass Bob at midnight.

[Piercekjp2]

ah shit, they are eating it!! fish love when i come over!

[Katkin97]

Y do peoole type wat he just said.... Yes i saw it and we all did so u dont need to fuckin repeat that shit!

[roobix101]

"fish love it when i cum over"

[xPOLiSHPiMP]

My god... Dave Chappelle, come back and make my life more enjoyable again

[MNherpexpert]

does he just not grow hair??

[junior214223]

Cum in the fishbowl

*cum*

oh god they eating it lol

[syberlovesyou]

Cum on my face!! -sticks her chin out like a boxer-

Bring it on mother fucker! hahaha :D

[BigVlondi]

"Don't come yet!" "AWWWW BITCH, LL THESE RULES!" lmao

[moeller1234567890]

Best part by far- 4:18

[mcmuff272]

Ohh Shit there eating ITT!!!!! Fish love when i CUM OVA hahahaha

[PorpEm90]

LONG LIVE THE CHAPPELLES!!!

[drasteek]

"Fish love it when i come over." "Ohh it's that guy! We're having chicken tonight!"

[MrDavid2012]

Haha you use to live in my balls Lol

[zero97rocks]

change your god damn smoke detector battery!!!!

[PimpedHamster]

CUM ON MY FACE!!!! MUTHAFUCKAAAAAA

[UZC527]

"OH SHIT THEY"RE EATING IT!"

[kellytm3]

Leather and Lace in Gastonia NC is having a sale,$2 lap dances

[EZL80]

@kellytm3 Oh snap, that's about a 3 hour drive from where I live.

[superiorsoundwave88]

cum in my ass ......OK mabye later

[fareed8810]

COME IN MY FACEEEEEE

[aznmidgetskater]

83 people found dave's dick on their shoulder.

[StankyRUSSIAN]

like if you love the faces he makes

[RoufasthaSage]

Thumbs up for having some work done!

[psyshock918]

I need another Chappelle stand up special. Like now.

[imkendrickbruhh]

Haahaaa just shut up nd suck Ur own titty

[ingridvonspraag]

Funniest man on the planet

[SlickGZKC]

When I'm older and have a son, and he makes me a Green Macaroni necklace, I'm never taking it off.

[jugomebu]

I absolutely love his voice when he imitates white guys. It's perfect.

[TbabyVocals1]

"You use to live in my balls man" lol

[Y2JCG]

Long live chappelles hhahaha

[reefatoka]

fuck Katt williams

[eurozone69]

i have a shitstreak on the middle of my shirt! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Wutwut1n1]

Why do you thumbs up a comment that just repeats the video and ruins it for people who haven't seen it before

[SavageBodybuilding]

@Wutwut1n1 well dont read the comments then...

[Wutwut1n1]

@SavageBodybuilding But sometimes I appreciate the comments, when someone has something to say about their personal experiences or something of the like

[KillCamErlim]

I fucking love Dave, when was this?

[rystyne]

Come in the fishbowl! alright, damn-.-

[kirkoswald21]

COME ON TOP OF THE TELEVISION ... haha Alright :) HAHAHAHHAA

[Adriandasmoker96]

dave chappelle iz Funny azz fuk!!

[Gods1mbad]

That is the Most Epic Outtro ever

Dave Chapelle rules

[nicholaswheeler]

by far the funneyst mother fukker alive

[shaneolivier]

Hahaha

[diamonddust97]

Oh shit they're eating it ohh.

[cb7pwn]

LOL the whole fucking show~!

[ComeseemeinLA]

Who could pass up a deal.! IT WAS THREE DOLLARS

[TheTupacNation]

Tuff crowd!!!

[madeh86]

"oh THAT's RIGHT! I forgot my girl likes to suck her own titties from time to time, I can't walk away from that! It's too hard to fight it..." lolz

[DbozenD]

I LOUGH SO HARD AT FISH CUM LMFAO

[holocyclus]

@CrAZyTriFecTA I wondered too but I thought it was because humans are supposed to taste like chicken. But I'm australian and we're unaware of that stupid stereotype here

[mrcooki3]

Cum on the top of the television ! ASHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH BEST QUOTE AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Midas6489]

BRING IT ON, MOTHERFUCKER! YOU'RE A BUM! lol.

[AGbaby235]

yo was dis like his last show?

[Cshirk25]

Ahh its that guy, were having chicken tonight

[sillene]

5:05 *

[sillene]

5:07 i almost died

[martasrealm]

@TheMustardPimp lol nope

[isa9ja]

You used to live in my balls man lol

[NickAidz]

We miss you Dave!

[TheMustardPimp]

So funny! Check out Dane Cook if you like this guy, just as funny! maybe funnier

[attachstoneoftriumph]

@TheMustardPimp obvious troll is obvious

[TheMustardPimp]

@attachstoneoftriumph :(

[LUARASUX]

@TheMustardPimp dude that guy is retarded, i think you should keep yhay recomendation to your self, btw dave chapple is the best

[lcbarnes76]

Dave is awesome, but all you Katt hatas can suck dirty balls.

[seppukuification925]

@lcbarnes76 Kat Williams will never even be half as good as Dave

[VsModel92]

I Love when he uses the mic as a prop for what else but a dick

[GothicSilverWolf666]

haha i love how even though hes fukin hilarious and trying to play it off it's still very apparent how proud he is of his kids :)

[BenFromPerth23]

You used to live in my balls, mang!

[GOFproductionCo]

damn bitch, all these rules!

[Tothetower4]

fish love it when i come over.. "aww were havin chicken tonight!!"

[OzzyReyes12]

(drop noises) hey wtf (looks at guy) o dave chappele its you. (goes on cellphone) o my god ur not gonna believe whos dik is in my shoulder. That part waz funny

[kranked1]

@hehfilms FUCK U ARE GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES IT HAD TO BE SAID MATE FUCK KAT WILLIAMS HE OK BUT COMPARED TO DAVE PLEASE!!!

[TheAlphared]

hes voice is very listinable

[GSpeedEmotion]

Mah nigga, Yeiah!

[eehab1234]

Kat williams should stick to acting like a religious pimp in movies. cuz he sucks at comedic stand up

[Zephyesa]

thers a shit streak n the middle of my shirt LOL

[YZtwostrokin]

You can always tell when he comes up with a joke on the spot whenever he drops the mic and slaps his leg with it.

[triforceofcourage111]

@YZtwostrokin can u explain the joke when he said look its that guy where havin chicken tonight

[16lakers16]

Just pick up your own titty and suck it, just try it out



[mkadiri05]

Hell yeh Dave your damn right about women these days, back in university i had a girlfriend who had a job while I didn't and I was always the one forking the bill while she didn't blink an eye.

women if you want equal rights pay for your god damn half of the bill.

[spittaTOOcold420]

@hehfilms Dude, HELL YEAH!!!

[XleeroyjenkinsX]

Dave has the best delivery out of the majority of the comedians out there today.

[stembarer]

@hehfilms lol.

[wolfmantheo]

Fish love it when I come over.

[stembarer]

@hehfilms They are both funny as fuck

[ganonslyaer98]

long live chapelles!! ^^

[TigaDranik]

@hehfilms not a fan of Katt Williams but if you guys like Dave then you guys might like Donald Glover, he's a little younger but a lot funnier then Katt.

[tomlubeckmusic]

man...you used to live in MY BALLLLSSS!

[drummerman324]

@hehfilms so because you dont like him that means he sucks? whatever dude have fun with your arrogance

[iSawZezima]

he looks like ellen degenere when he smiles

[masterwang016]

Lol jus suck ya own titty and everything's cool...

[drummerman324]

@hehfilms quiet yourself, katt williams is fucking halarious

[TheKushkush1993]

OHH BITCH ALL THESE RULES ><

[Blakaa12345]

The best ending I've seen in Stand Up!

[nonamenumberfive]

long live chapelles

[MenapawsGaming]

lmao "idk why i was playing ball in my dress shirt"

[bestpartofmee]

"it's that guy, we're having chicken tonight"

[danielsunshinedahl]

green macaroni necklace > bling bling

[musiqluver123]

Bring it on mutha fucka your a bum!!!(: laughing to hard at that...

[ShadyFro8]

"I got a shit-streak on the middle of my shirt!!!!" ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaahahahaahahaahahaha

[crystaloctober]

LONG LIVE THE CHAPPELLES!

[crystaloctober]

smooth as eggs dude

[anshifflett]

Dave also doesn't overdo jokes of his own culture (being black) yeah, yeah, say what you want but each color of skin has their own culture...in society we naturally segregate ourselves.

He has different experiences than white people and the fact that he doesn't only make jokes derived from his experiences as being black is incredible.

[utubesqueeze]

@anshifflett Exactly. This is the main reason I can't stand almost all American black comedians. They play the race card so much or they simply outline jokes that are so colored by their racially segregated experience (perhaps through no fault of their own) that it seems they have never had any life outside of that.

A good comedian always seems to be able to draw from a very varied life or is thoughtful in interesting ways. Chappelle has all that, superb delivery skills and is intelligent.

[anshifflett]

@utubesqueeze Yeah, and Dave does make his fair share of black jokes...but the main difference is one that is both subtle, but obvious when it's realized: he always incorporates white culture into his black culture jokes. He'll take an extremely distinctive black idea and differentiate it from an extremely distinctive white idea, and vice versa.

I think this is amazing for society to witness this exchange. Dave creates a place where we make fun of each other, not one another -- big differences.

[utubesqueeze]

@anshifflett Yes, good point. It's like how the British are very comfortable with humor that ridicules themselves which, for reasons unknown, Americans do NOT generally do. Dave not only manages that but is also able to do it across racial lines (which is a mainly American thing) with style. No mean feat!

I wonder what kind of material Dave does outside of the US. That would truly show his versatility and awareness. I can't imagine he would do the same kind of show in Asia or EU. Hmmm ...

[ZigZagOfficialTV]

@anshifflett I would agree that every race has their own culture but I don't think there's anything a black person will experience in their life that a white person hasn't, and vice versa

[msullivan85]

@ZigZagOfficialTV there are subtle differences he picks up on...one of my favorites is the "grape juice" vs. "grape drink". Im white, 26 yrs old and I do bye a good amount of grape juice from time to time...and im always making sure a black person doesnt see me :)

[904MALCOM]

@anshifflett hell yeah bruh he includes monkeys and fish too lol More.Monkey.Pussy.For Me!!

[dkjr6]

AWWW BITCH ALL THESE RULES

[il0v3BillKaulitz]

Who can pass up a sale son it was $3! LMFAO

[Valaneice]

The 2000 model chappelle

[x1x2x3able]

LONG LIVE CHAPPELLES!!!

[manimgoindowndown]

Dave Chappelle WOULD BE the reason to have 'titty bar' and 'kids' in the same sentence.

WE LOVE YOU DAVE!

[fattielovertrav]

Dave chappelle is fucking hilarious

[lotusclown77]

ha haaaa!!!  dave chapelle.. baddest mutha fucker alive!

[joniipp]

This guy is fucking amazing!

[kylegasteier]

74 people are cumming in fishbowls



[gjc82071]

@hehfilms Katt is OK, but Dave is a genius. I rate him in the top 10 comedians of all time. Probably even more like the top 5. I mean, who is better? Pryor, Carlin, Lenny Bruce was ground breaking/innovative, but not necessarily better. There's a few really good British comedians, Ricky Gervais, Eddie Izzard, etc. All I know is Pryor & Carlin have 1 & 2 spot respectively. After that, you can put Dave anywhere in the top 5 that you want & get little or no resistance from me. He's great!

[stevenatuh]

i gotta shit streak on my shirt!!

[eddyy08]

doomsmash got it dead on

[TheRazzleDazzlee]

I love when he cracks up at his own jokes...my favorite comedian..

[vltsteveo]

ohh bitch all these rules!!!! 

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

"Just pick up your own titty and suck it" LOL that was so random

[fyte4luv808]

74 ppl felt the weight of dave's dick on their shoulders

[kris9138]

"BRING IT ON MUTHFUKKAA!!!!!" rofl XD

[v4mpirx3]

OH SHIT THERE EATIN IT AAAUUUWWWWW!! LMAO!!!!!!! OH IS THAT GUY WE HAVIN CHICKEN TONITE LOL

[gldBukake]

lmao at 1:17

[jerkitoutloud]

what ever happened to lipstick on the collar lady? I HAVE A SHIT STREAK ON THE MIDDLE OF MY SHIRT! how the fuck am i gonna explain this when i get home lol

[doyouWantsomeweed]

@tefflon89 your a faggot fuck your gay asss music

[HumanJoseph]

Genius

[Catcherintherye11111]

who could pass up a sale son! only 12 quarters LOL! chappelle is THE comedian of the 21th century!

[pretorious700]

He's right about American women, that's why I live in Thailand-women are still women here, none of that radical feminist horseshit.

[natalexwolffluv123]

@pretorious700 thats kind of judgemental, dont ya think? if i could move to Thailand, i would.

[doyouWantsomeweed]

@pretorious700 women there are ugly