I went to Scotland last year. It was freezing and rained non-stop. The only food was haggis, deep fried Mars Bars and shortbread & everyone is fat. All the men are transvestites & the women look like men. I couldn't understand a word anyone said & everyone had false teeth. Most of Scotland is sparsely habited due to the midge plague. Most children have MS due to the appalling weather & the oldest person is 50-years-old. I couldn't sleep due to the 24-hour-a-day bagpipe playing. Avoid.
The Irish people migrated from Scotland. I may be Irish, but I'm proud to say that means I'm also Scottish as well. Nothing looks cooler than a kilt and a seven foot sword!
@FuturePriest387 You have that backwards..Just saying. The first Scots came from Ireland in around the 5th Century. If you are thinking of the Picts or Caledoni.. They came from Germany.
@segano1 Eh what? Ever heard of St. Columba? He started the colonisation of the west coast of Scotland in the 6th century which is why Irish and Scots Gaelic is pretty much the same language. That was 1200 years before the famine. Scots and Irish are basically the same people. And there's still plenty of Irish come here every year to work or study. Get your facts right mate
I went to Scotland once. It was freezing cold. It rained constantly. The food was disgusting. All the men wore skirts. The women looked like men. I couldn't understand a word anyone said. I was attacked by a swarm of midges and I couldn't sleep because of the constant bagpipe playing. I'm never going back.
Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!”
"git da fhuck!" Hahaha, being from Newfoundland I hear this being said alot around here. Newfie accents are like a combination of English, Irish and Scottish all in one. It's just as dull here too.
Well I can only blame the insomnia that drove me to such extremes as watching an entire Danny Bhoy video. On reflection, staring at the ceiling, feeling the moments slip by in existential agony is perhaps preferable. Never has a so-called "comedian" let so many good chances for a joke go to waste. And if you think he was as funny as he could be, well you're probably right, but maybe you also watch the Special Olympics with the same consideration.
Why have you put the 'H' in bhoy , nobody is interested in your football and religious persuations , maybe you could change your name? That's the problems with this country.
@Amunication - you can hear the "Irish pipes" in the intro music, they called uilleann pipes. Scottish bagpipes are @ 1:43. Uilleann pipes are just played under the elbow (no mouth piece). Much softer sound, can be listened to indoors!
most of europe has bagpipes. there are german bagpipes and french bagpipes, welsh bagpipes, and probably greek bagpipes. irish pipes are unique in that there's no mouthpeice, they sit on the lap and are fed by a bellows. they sound totally different from scottish pipes, yet they are used prominently in films like rob roy and braveheart (usually in tracks by the chieftains)
*Holds head down* I am an American who once lived in Scotland. On June 10th 2004, a speeding motorist ran into me at a junction near Crief Scotland. I suffered some severe physical effects, but most of all it caused a lot of psychological trauma. I was not well at all.
After years of healing, I finally made it back to America. It was the worst experience of my life, but looking back I miss the Scottish people. It wilol forever be a part of my life.
i'd rather be in Scotland than in America, merely an accident of birth. However not all Americans are awful people. To quote a friend "up the celts hail hail. Me I I/m Scots/ Irish in ancestry plus a bit more. The video is funny!
@Morning92Star Or rather the American ideals that are set forth by popular media? There is a difference, being an American doesn't mean being a dumb fuck-head, there are plenty in different areas, it's like saying all Scots are drunks, all Japanese folk are perverts, or all Australians speak really loud using every other word as "mate" and fight off hoards of snakes.....
Woah so a lot of Scottish people are really rude to Americans? crap! i'm an American but i'm not all high and mighty! i was simply born in this country. i love all cultures and nationalities (as long as they are nice and welcoming.) Whatever i'm still going to visit Scotland one day, it looks so beautiful.
@Morning92Star with a name like yours ...you must be #1 kilt wearing,pipe sucking,sheep-ass fucking scott in the hole British Empire ...you little dirty slave-fagg..hope my grammer is O.k with you ...
@Morning92Star Scottland is not an independent nation,you my dear are a technickly.. a British little slut .All irish,british and scottish chicas i ever meet were dirty whores who love cock a lot ...maybe you are a frigid,ugly lesbian,no need for an aplay ...back to scottish people are stupid ...yes they are! ..sucking Quadafi's dick makes you and all your compadres bunch of retarded whores..have a nice day.!!!
@Morning92Star and who are you ?..the youtube grammer police?..to let you know ...,yes i do speak,read and write in three diferent languages...so give me a break!!! ...you little britsh slut!!! ...and yes i learn english by watching Beavis and Butt-Head on TV...so shut the fuck-up ..nothing good to learn from those to guys ..hahaha
i will came to Scotland to blow-up up a 747 than i will tell the scottish sheep blader munchers to go and fuck themself!!!...just to have some fun!! .. ..quddafi's cock suckers!!! ..don t go and visit that sheep hearders nation full of idiots called Let's Get Fucked In The Ass Land by bunch of sand niggers ...!!!!.. GO SCOTSUCKCOCKLAND!!!
@JustWaitingForrYou to get what?..that scoattish people are bunch of idiots ...they let go the sand- nigger who blow up their jambo-jet .. scoatish humor is fucking hilarious hahahah...you fucking cunt ...go suck a nigger cock you fucking scoatish biaaaatch ...
@tinozzzzzz Okay for a start its 'Scottish' not 'Scoatish'
i dont have a clue what the hell your on about but they say Scottish people are bad for swearin? Sort yourself out! :) Im not havin ago about where you come from.. dont like Scotland? Dont watch a video about it! :)
Fuck. I fail to see how offending the great land of Scotland and its people is supposed to be funny. Every culture has goods things and strange things. Deal with it.
@ufakincraps Danish media published pictures of the prophet Muhamad which cuased world-wide riots in Muslim communities and countries, that doesn't happen in Scotland, that's because we are semi multicultural nation that welcomes all nationalities, creeds, races and cultures, as long as they don't over do it. Scotland doesn't kill dolphins either, we rescue dolphins. My "offensive" words are not offensive, unless you take it too seriously. "alright pal" - Did you learn that here?
@ufakincraps See, your being negative, negative towards me, Scotland and Denmark, maybe it's time you think to yourself what the real negative thing is? Your brain and way of thinking perhaps.
@ufakincraps More friendships lead to apathy, which in turn fills countries up with unwanted mass migration, which ruins economies, housing, benefit schemes, healthcare and standard of living. There needs to be a certain degree of tolerance.
@ufakincraps in 1707, a Scottish King, replaced the throne of England, uniting England & Scotland under one King, a Scottish King, as time moved on, English monarchs and politicians became a majority and eventually Oliver Cromwell, an English leader rose up with his followers and overthrew the Scottish monarch on the English throne, and we've been forgotten ever since.
@ufakincraps Scotland is not part of England, you fail for even saying that. We are a separate nation, there is a border you fucking idiot. We don't dream about it, a lot of us support the UK retard. England progresses because Scotland subsidies them with their rich oil and annual 194 billion worth of exports. You fail, you can't spell, and probably in some sort of mental retardation college in Scotland.
@ufakincraps Glasgow has been voted the friendliest city in the UK, we have some of the best Universities in the World, we have help lines for foreign students in Scotland, all the necessary requirements for you to feel home and welcome are there, why not use them? If you don't like it, leave...
@ufakincraps The man in this video is Indian, but raised in Scotland, that just goes to show you, and he classified himself as "Scottish" and not "Indian" - And he is a proud Scot- We're famous for releasing a mass murdering bomber with the US, on "Compassionate grounds" - Which shows how friendly we are. We're also famous with the US because over 40million of them has Scottish ancestry. Universities, St. Andrews Uni is the 6th best University in the UK, and it's Scottish.
@ufakincraps Our Universities are some of the best on this Earth, and you've actually not mentioned where you come from, probably too embarrassed. Your just home sick, away from a different country, language and surroundings for too long, that you've became paranoid and started blaming your problems on Scotland. A country with a high reputation of being highly hospitable, warm and welcoming too. Who's "WE" ?
@ufakincraps I hope you do, hopefully after you've graduated from one of our top education establishments that are open to people from different countries such as yourself, and once you've earned your qualification that will hopefully lead you far in life, you can always thank Scotland. Why did you even chose Scotland, what brought you here? Did you think it was going to be all musical with mountains until you seen the reality? Haha.
@ufakincraps Scotland is not part of England, Scotland is and always has been a separate nation, that is part of the United Kingdom along with England, Wales and Northern Ireland. Villagers? 41% of our population live in or around Glasgow alone. Aggressive culture is what makes our nation one of the few unconquered nation on Earth. We're only part of the "UK" because of the 1707 Act of Union when a Scottish king took over the throne of England uniting England & Scotland under one monarch.
@ufakincraps Yeah they will notice how much of a problem you sub human vermin immigrant filth. Your over here for a better life away from your poverty ridden filth infested homeland, not to accuse us of anything, you respect us, this is our country, keep quiet.
@ufakincraps Yeah, well sadly I don't live near foreign communities to give them abuse. I hope you enjoy the shit weather, the aggressive anti-foreign attitude, I'm very open about my anti-foreign attitude, I even stopped supporting my football club I was brought up passionate about; Celtic, because Celtic are too friendly with other foreigners and too anti-racist for me. Not more foreigners are going to come here anyway, the right wing rise year by year.
@ufakincraps Yeah, we don't like foreigners, especially those who come from the middle east, in or around. Nothing wrong with racism, because at the end of the day the jocks are still the superior race that invent magnificent stuff like television and telephones. If your living in Scotland, I'd suggest you move down to Brimingham where 66% of the population are non-white.
I love how much this guy can make fun of his own country in a humourous way! It's quite funny. Like a english guy saying "and there you see a cow grasing in a pasture" When he see's the queen in a resturant XD Danny Bhoy is my favorite comedian
@ufakincraps Fuck off, you talk shit, English are better aaaaahahahahaha, you seen whats happening in London alone, they're more civilised are they? stuuuuuuupit, away and choke on ya mums dick, asshole
@ufakincraps what are you going on about? shut your mouth, your just pissed cause you never grew up in a civilised environment, where are you from? thats not me a didn't shout racist remarks or hit people for no reason in anyway its besides the point, what did you come here to say apart from talking bullshit, you knw nothing about scotland, if you don't like it then fuck off back to your own country? you wont cause you know you can get perks from us taxpayers ya little fucking runt!
@smoffelol That seems a bit harsh, I know Americans are obnoxious but the country is made up of all other countries so isn't hating them a bit ironic?
@mcdowallceltic88 what the fuck did I do to you?? Maybe ufakincraps was talking some of the truth...if ur scottish, im ashamed to be scottish. N bite ma face?? Seriously?? U a dog?? I dare ya to try...il call the morgue and tell them to prepare for your arrival
thumbs up if you think Danny Bhoy should get lost somewhere in the Highlands. Just because he chooses to see the negative side of Scotland or any other country, doesn't make him funny.
@ufakincraps - you know what...you piss me off!!! I AM NOT RACIST NOR SEXIEST OR ANYTHING!! I TAKE PEOPLE AT FACE VALUE WHETHER THEY ARE FROM ENGLAND, RUSSIA, GERMANY, AMERICA...I DONT CARE!! HOWEVER, YOU ARE ONE RACIST SON OF A BITCH!! NO WAY DO YOU KNOW A THING ABOUT ME, MY FELLOW SCOTS OR SCOTLAND!! U PROVED IN YOUR MESSAGE TO @mcdowellceltic88 THAT YOU ARE THE EVIL ONE...NOT GONNA STOP TILL EVERYONE KNOWS!! RACIST LITTLE BITCH!! BET YOU WONT SAY IT TO HIS FACE...HIDE BEHIND YOUTUBE!!!!
ufakincraps - ur wrong there. I know many people who when they dont like someone aint going to pretend to like them. Im sorry u met some bad scottish but dont paint us with the same brush. I get called a foreigner when i go to England but boohoo!! I am a foreigner. But that dont mean im not liked. Think u need to meet some nice scottish ppl. Ps. Dont call me man. Im female.
@ufakincraps you talk so much shit! you know that, you don't know shit about scotland, i'd like to know where your from? if you hate our country so much, then why didn't you do some research, into what places were best to study? and let me guess.....you never found any! i wouldn't say its the best, but we're up there, Talk shit somewhere else!
ufakincraps - all foreigners?? Dont stereotype everyone with the same brush as u. Its strange considering that most of my friends are foreign. If we are such a nasty race then why are people so happy to meet the Scottish?? I admitt, the Scottish have a nasty thing against the English but other foreigners, nope. What you are, is racist!! I speak on behalf of myself and every Scottish person that I personally know...we are not racist or evil or nasty. Im very proud to be Scottish. If you hate us
@pluto4847. Being Scottish myself i can tell you this...we are multi-cultural!! U ever been to Edinburgh?? Dont sound like it!! I have been to America myself and I have to say, i got stopped by so many people who all said they loved the Scottish and the country so dont stereotype. Before you comment ob the Scottish and our country...do your history, visit the country and meet the real people.
I am Scottish and proud to be. One of my good friends is German and another English. Im not racist and my friends aint either. In every country u will meet an ugly guy, a whore, a drug addict, a racist, a pervert and the lust goes on.
However, to answer some idiots comment that the Scottish should be bred out of people, you are racist!! That is an evil comment as we Scots r not dogs.
No wonder u say the scottish treat you like crap. Go to any country and speak to them like that and ul gain en
If scottland is such a horrible, unfriendly country, then how was Glasgow rated the friendliest city in europe?
I went to a scottish pub recently in London, to watch a football match, and yes, all the scottish people were aggressive, but only to the tv screen, to the people in the pub ( the english, welsh, Austriallian, other scots, Asians, etc) they were kind, friendly and didn't do anything racist.
All Countries are racist. Living in London, they hate all other nationalities too.
"Has bigger names than a Sri Lankan phone directory"... having had to go through a Lankan phone directory once.. I can honestly say now THATS SAYING SOMETHING.
pluto4847's other known accounts are LoyalOfficer and ufakincraps, some believe he isn't even American but actually an English person posing as an American as his rhetoric sometimes suggests.
pluto4847 is a hateful anti-Scottish troll, he's been at this for nearly 2 years now, you'll see many of his anti-Scottish comments on Lockerbie bomber videos.
He believes that Scotland is not multicultural enough as it is and lacks tolerance which it does not, he makes up stories like this to excuse his anti-Scottish bigotry.
I've PM's sent by people passed on who copy and pasted his comments around a while back, where he said he wanted anybody with any degree of Scottish blood to be bred out.
LMAO!!!! God I,m HAMESICK!
scotsldy 3 days ago
if you don't love Scotland then why would you be watching this video?
hiya7788 4 days ago
"...you may start to hear what sounds like someone fucking a cat..." lmao
RichMaxwell 5 days ago
I'm half scottish, and I've tried haggis. Its actually quite good.
legendbooks 1 week ago
gotta love being scottish :D
JASIFC 1 week ago
Fuck Scotland.
MIKEPORTNOYING 2 weeks ago
Its a myth that the irish and scots get on. I know im irish
Ballyhook 3 weeks ago
"terorloss"
adamamandisini 3 weeks ago
This guy is a bell end
theonesandaledman 1 month ago
Occasion has 1 s.
2007TypeR 1 month ago
@MrSuperPillow He says 'We'll set about you.'
klm1760 1 month ago
What does he say at 1:04 ?
MrSuperPillow 1 month ago
@MrSuperPillow "We'll set about you" aka we'll fight you
Fuckmybum001 1 month ago
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I went to Scotland last year. It was freezing and rained non-stop. The only food was haggis, deep fried Mars Bars and shortbread & everyone is fat. All the men are transvestites & the women look like men. I couldn't understand a word anyone said & everyone had false teeth. Most of Scotland is sparsely habited due to the midge plague. Most children have MS due to the appalling weather & the oldest person is 50-years-old. I couldn't sleep due to the 24-hour-a-day bagpipe playing. Avoid.
karezza6 1 month ago
The Irish people migrated from Scotland. I may be Irish, but I'm proud to say that means I'm also Scottish as well. Nothing looks cooler than a kilt and a seven foot sword!
FuturePriest387 1 month ago
@FuturePriest387 You have that backwards..Just saying. The first Scots came from Ireland in around the 5th Century. If you are thinking of the Picts or Caledoni.. They came from Germany.
JRufu 1 month ago
@JRufu i agree just to mention it the scots that came from ireland were apropritatly named the scotii
901snx 3 weeks ago
WOOO DUNDEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ClanChattan14 1 month ago
GET DE FUCK...
Ryuukazi 1 month ago
How totally cool! I love it.
Thecrazyeditor 1 month ago
@segano1 Eh what? Ever heard of St. Columba? He started the colonisation of the west coast of Scotland in the 6th century which is why Irish and Scots Gaelic is pretty much the same language. That was 1200 years before the famine. Scots and Irish are basically the same people. And there's still plenty of Irish come here every year to work or study. Get your facts right mate
neilb229 1 month ago
@segano1 Maybe try but Scotland is the only other place I could feel at home in other than Ireland!!!
jonjoehulio 2 months ago
He else knew he wasn't going to walk out wearing a Kit?
OfficialRJLextro 2 months ago
@4:05...Priceless...Yankee bastards.
segano1 2 months ago
love the kitty at 4:00, all motionless, probably took an arrow to his knee or something
wangjohn23 2 months ago
Absolutely, fabulously brilliant!!!!
roscluaran 2 months ago
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I went to Scotland once. It was freezing cold. It rained constantly. The food was disgusting. All the men wore skirts. The women looked like men. I couldn't understand a word anyone said. I was attacked by a swarm of midges and I couldn't sleep because of the constant bagpipe playing. I'm never going back.
karezza6 2 months ago
I'm irish and I'm mad to go to Scotland!
jonjoehulio 2 months ago
@jonjoehulio The first Irish to come to Scotland were at the time of the Great Famine, but that's ended now.
segano1 2 months ago
"OMG Trampoline!"
sergeantfan3 2 months ago
@sergeantfan3 RWJ FTW
DG12498 2 months ago
unless you're Fred West! hahahaha! lmao! fucking great remark!
periesicsd 2 months ago
lmao, cold, wet fog... Screw Spain's sun!
periesicsd 2 months ago
pure............dead...........brilliant!!!!!!
celticscot100 3 months ago
HurricaneBawbag ;)
Puddock3000 3 months ago
Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!”
casino16 3 months ago
"git da fhuck!" Hahaha, being from Newfoundland I hear this being said alot around here. Newfie accents are like a combination of English, Irish and Scottish all in one. It's just as dull here too.
IsolationInstigation 3 months ago
anti terror laws john smeaton lol
smallrossy 3 months ago
HAHAHA "ahm frowm ameyricah" - "WANKER" so funny
MisterScottishPerson 3 months ago
if you can bare to tear yourself away from the atmosphere inside.
LeePritch5 3 months ago
im Scottish and i found this funny as f*ck well done! canna laugh at any one els unless you can laugh at yourself
TheComradeRoss 3 months ago
Aha I miss scotland.
Cheesebonerable 3 months ago
This is so fucking funny!!!
TheDoctorPretzel 3 months ago
I'm planning a vacation to Scotland, this video just made me want to go more xD. (Excuse my English, I'm Dutch)
MissLotteG 3 months ago 31
@MissLotteG Zeker gaan, ik heb er een jaar gewoond, harstikke leuk!
ssssn 2 months ago
@MissLotteG
Wat is er mis met je engels...?
Angerfist2 1 month ago
@MissLotteG your english is fine :P
901snx 3 weeks ago
@MissLotteG You speak better English than a good number of North Americans.
mothman64 1 week ago
An authentic scottisch look. Lol
prankster1590 4 months ago
'what the fuck is that all about'? Hah
tricianch 4 months ago
I live in Stirling !!!!
G1fan1998 4 months ago
did anyone notice the cat beside the man at 4:00
TheMisterSwan 4 months ago 17
So should I visit Scotland or not? :)
Deel2506 4 months ago
@Deel2506 YES
TheDoctorPretzel 3 months ago
I'm american, and therefore easily amused
KleKai 4 months ago
I got a similar reaction to my accent in a pub when I was visiting. Not quite as extreme as in this video, but it was still a reaction. lol
RemysPetite 4 months ago
*glass breaks* Wagger
Picturecat11 4 months ago
Well I can only blame the insomnia that drove me to such extremes as watching an entire Danny Bhoy video. On reflection, staring at the ceiling, feeling the moments slip by in existential agony is perhaps preferable. Never has a so-called "comedian" let so many good chances for a joke go to waste. And if you think he was as funny as he could be, well you're probably right, but maybe you also watch the Special Olympics with the same consideration.
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Thumbs up if you are Scottish and you will be voting YES to FULL independence from the United Kingdom in the future referendum.
glasgow1234 4 months ago 5
So funny
lococloseys 4 months ago
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guyNbluejeans 4 months ago
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guyNbluejeans 4 months ago
Is this meant to be funny? The reference to Fred West´s back yard about sums it up.
Sri Lankan phone directory? Does this explain the dusky hue of the presenter?
scotsexile1 4 months ago
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd cut ........has anyone got a f***ing signal yet? This is ridiculous!
CwAziEGiRl 4 months ago
Obviously could not progress North to real scotland, he got stuck in the shitty central belt, full of neds and buckie loving alkies.
scratchbollocks 4 months ago
I laughed my head off! Danny is a funny guy, a great story teller. i love the bagpipes
acidheadzzzz 4 months ago 2
eededdly dee , potatoes
ChiombisTV 4 months ago
@ChiombisTV not yet not yet..hold on.
sushanalone 4 months ago
this makes me wanna go to Scotland...
shade4bleedinghearts 5 months ago
Why have you put the 'H' in bhoy , nobody is interested in your football and religious persuations , maybe you could change your name? That's the problems with this country.
clydeferries 5 months ago
did that guy say "mooseaboytya"?
Amunication 5 months ago
@Amunication set about you
smallrossy 3 months ago
5:35 *facepalm* :P
derekg3608 5 months ago
55 people dont like scots >:(
derekg3608 5 months ago
@derekg3608 Either that or 55 people are scots that don't like themselves
frubetube94 5 months ago
*Haggis disappears*
Mhhmmm!
XD
HellShooter2 5 months ago
why does every scottish thing open with the sound of irish bagpipes? are they so ashamed of the sound of scottish bagpipes?
neomp5 5 months ago
@neomp5
Ireland has bagpipes too?
Amunication 5 months ago
@Amunication - you can hear the "Irish pipes" in the intro music, they called uilleann pipes. Scottish bagpipes are @ 1:43. Uilleann pipes are just played under the elbow (no mouth piece). Much softer sound, can be listened to indoors!
sdrtcacgnrjrc 5 months ago
@Amunication
most of europe has bagpipes. there are german bagpipes and french bagpipes, welsh bagpipes, and probably greek bagpipes. irish pipes are unique in that there's no mouthpeice, they sit on the lap and are fed by a bellows. they sound totally different from scottish pipes, yet they are used prominently in films like rob roy and braveheart (usually in tracks by the chieftains)
neomp5 5 months ago
I love haggis, its amazing
MrcabooseVG 5 months ago
Fabulous... haha! I loved my visit to Scotland. (=
Jodagirl 5 months ago
LOL, "fucking 'ell"
IchiDeux 5 months ago
@bag04u
*Holds head down* I am an American who once lived in Scotland. On June 10th 2004, a speeding motorist ran into me at a junction near Crief Scotland. I suffered some severe physical effects, but most of all it caused a lot of psychological trauma. I was not well at all.
After years of healing, I finally made it back to America. It was the worst experience of my life, but looking back I miss the Scottish people. It wilol forever be a part of my life.
Take care friend
pluto4847 5 months ago
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MsOneiroi77 5 months ago
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@bag04u Fucking cunt like you should be fucking shot
VioLenTBlaZex1 5 months ago
i'd rather be in Scotland than in America, merely an accident of birth. However not all Americans are awful people. To quote a friend "up the celts hail hail. Me I I/m Scots/ Irish in ancestry plus a bit more. The video is funny!
MoonlightLadyDee 5 months ago
Omglol, love this video.
klm1760 6 months ago 10
@Morning92Star Right you say, mate.
portishphonic 6 months ago
Oh we Scots don't mind laughing at ourselves, or laughing at everyone else.
Cybopath 6 months ago 58
@Cybopath This is very true!! My mum is from Glasgow i'm first generation in America. This is what makes Scots who they are!!! :)
wyomikey65 6 months ago
@Cybopath i know right? I even play the bagpipes and laughed me arse off at the bagpipe scene xD
DrinkToIreland 4 months ago
@Cybopath
scotland is still receiving therapy from a battle in a field 300 years ago. demonstrated in the comments by football holigan chavs
menacinghat 4 months ago
@Morning92Star Or rather the American ideals that are set forth by popular media? There is a difference, being an American doesn't mean being a dumb fuck-head, there are plenty in different areas, it's like saying all Scots are drunks, all Japanese folk are perverts, or all Australians speak really loud using every other word as "mate" and fight off hoards of snakes.....
kraggletroll 6 months ago
Hhahahahahhahahahahahahahha
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha
I cant stop laughing
waxyweller 6 months ago
he looks like a young colin farrel
l00072878 6 months ago
"You may start to hear what sounds like someone fucking a cat!" XD This guy is awesome.
snowskeeper 6 months ago
@Morning92Star...good for you...don t forget Eurotrash also!!!!..:::)))
tinozzzzzz 6 months ago
@Morning92Star you right..you are a goat-fucker cocksucker pice of crap...:::)))
tinozzzzzz 6 months ago
yh the slight problem with glasogow being britans frendlest city is that the week before we where the europe murder capital
maximotheone 6 months ago
Woah so a lot of Scottish people are really rude to Americans? crap! i'm an American but i'm not all high and mighty! i was simply born in this country. i love all cultures and nationalities (as long as they are nice and welcoming.) Whatever i'm still going to visit Scotland one day, it looks so beautiful.
WGDiaries 6 months ago
WHAT A FUCKING SHITHOLE. URRGHH
Cardboardarmour1 6 months ago
@Morning92Star with a name like yours ...you must be #1 kilt wearing,pipe sucking,sheep-ass fucking scott in the hole British Empire ...you little dirty slave-fagg..hope my grammer is O.k with you ...
tinozzzzzz 6 months ago
Love it. Oh look I caught Comment 666~
TaiomiFox13 6 months ago
@Morning92Star Scottland is not an independent nation,you my dear are a technickly.. a British little slut .All irish,british and scottish chicas i ever meet were dirty whores who love cock a lot ...maybe you are a frigid,ugly lesbian,no need for an aplay ...back to scottish people are stupid ...yes they are! ..sucking Quadafi's dick makes you and all your compadres bunch of retarded whores..have a nice day.!!!
tinozzzzzz 6 months ago
@tinozzzzzz come again?
hmu05366 3 months ago
@tinozzzzzz Chupa mela!
hmu05366 3 months ago
@Morning92Star and who are you ?..the youtube grammer police?..to let you know ...,yes i do speak,read and write in three diferent languages...so give me a break!!! ...you little britsh slut!!! ...and yes i learn english by watching Beavis and Butt-Head on TV...so shut the fuck-up ..nothing good to learn from those to guys ..hahaha
tinozzzzzz 6 months ago
@Morning92Star nnn
tinozzzzzz 6 months ago
i will came to Scotland to blow-up up a 747 than i will tell the scottish sheep blader munchers to go and fuck themself!!!...just to have some fun!! .. ..quddafi's cock suckers!!! ..don t go and visit that sheep hearders nation full of idiots called Let's Get Fucked In The Ass Land by bunch of sand niggers ...!!!!.. GO SCOTSUCKCOCKLAND!!!
tinozzzzzz 6 months ago
@tinozzzzzz Ha immature idiot who doesnt get out much? I think so.
JustWaitingForrYou 6 months ago
@JustWaitingForrYou to get what?..that scoattish people are bunch of idiots ...they let go the sand- nigger who blow up their jambo-jet .. scoatish humor is fucking hilarious hahahah...you fucking cunt ...go suck a nigger cock you fucking scoatish biaaaatch ...
tinozzzzzz 6 months ago
You shouldn't even own a computer you Low level, Jerry Springer, No brain Moron!
TheKckaloha 6 months ago
@tinozzzzzz Okay for a start its 'Scottish' not 'Scoatish'
i dont have a clue what the hell your on about but they say Scottish people are bad for swearin? Sort yourself out! :) Im not havin ago about where you come from.. dont like Scotland? Dont watch a video about it! :)
JustWaitingForrYou 6 months ago
@JustWaitingForrYou ...This video was a bunch of subtle insults against Scotland...
snowskeeper 6 months ago
@snowskeeper Really? i didnt get it :\,,
obviously i know that, shows we can take the pish and not get uptight!
JustWaitingForrYou 6 months ago
@JustWaitingForrYou
That's good to know. V_V So many people can't. Including me. XP
snowskeeper 6 months ago
Fuck. I fail to see how offending the great land of Scotland and its people is supposed to be funny. Every culture has goods things and strange things. Deal with it.
09SoccerKid09 6 months ago
@09SoccerKid09 The point is self deprecation - that's one of our best qualities. What's wrong with laughing at ourselves?
TheJonD37 6 months ago
@TheJonD37 Laughing at ourselves is what us Scots are best at. :)
000000poizen000000 6 months ago
@ufakincraps Danish media published pictures of the prophet Muhamad which cuased world-wide riots in Muslim communities and countries, that doesn't happen in Scotland, that's because we are semi multicultural nation that welcomes all nationalities, creeds, races and cultures, as long as they don't over do it. Scotland doesn't kill dolphins either, we rescue dolphins. My "offensive" words are not offensive, unless you take it too seriously. "alright pal" - Did you learn that here?
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps See, your being negative, negative towards me, Scotland and Denmark, maybe it's time you think to yourself what the real negative thing is? Your brain and way of thinking perhaps.
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps More friendships lead to apathy, which in turn fills countries up with unwanted mass migration, which ruins economies, housing, benefit schemes, healthcare and standard of living. There needs to be a certain degree of tolerance.
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps in 1707, a Scottish King, replaced the throne of England, uniting England & Scotland under one King, a Scottish King, as time moved on, English monarchs and politicians became a majority and eventually Oliver Cromwell, an English leader rose up with his followers and overthrew the Scottish monarch on the English throne, and we've been forgotten ever since.
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps Unless your doing something wrong... Maybe too quiet, act weird?
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps You are part of the white race, and so are majority of Scots. So how can Whites be racist against Whites?
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps Scotland is not part of England, you fail for even saying that. We are a separate nation, there is a border you fucking idiot. We don't dream about it, a lot of us support the UK retard. England progresses because Scotland subsidies them with their rich oil and annual 194 billion worth of exports. You fail, you can't spell, and probably in some sort of mental retardation college in Scotland.
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps Glasgow has been voted the friendliest city in the UK, we have some of the best Universities in the World, we have help lines for foreign students in Scotland, all the necessary requirements for you to feel home and welcome are there, why not use them? If you don't like it, leave...
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps Yeah, my point was sarcastic retard.
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps The man in this video is Indian, but raised in Scotland, that just goes to show you, and he classified himself as "Scottish" and not "Indian" - And he is a proud Scot- We're famous for releasing a mass murdering bomber with the US, on "Compassionate grounds" - Which shows how friendly we are. We're also famous with the US because over 40million of them has Scottish ancestry. Universities, St. Andrews Uni is the 6th best University in the UK, and it's Scottish.
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps Our Universities are some of the best on this Earth, and you've actually not mentioned where you come from, probably too embarrassed. Your just home sick, away from a different country, language and surroundings for too long, that you've became paranoid and started blaming your problems on Scotland. A country with a high reputation of being highly hospitable, warm and welcoming too. Who's "WE" ?
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps I hope you do, hopefully after you've graduated from one of our top education establishments that are open to people from different countries such as yourself, and once you've earned your qualification that will hopefully lead you far in life, you can always thank Scotland. Why did you even chose Scotland, what brought you here? Did you think it was going to be all musical with mountains until you seen the reality? Haha.
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps If you don't like the current place you live in, why not move? It's easier than you think.
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps Scotland is not part of England, Scotland is and always has been a separate nation, that is part of the United Kingdom along with England, Wales and Northern Ireland. Villagers? 41% of our population live in or around Glasgow alone. Aggressive culture is what makes our nation one of the few unconquered nation on Earth. We're only part of the "UK" because of the 1707 Act of Union when a Scottish king took over the throne of England uniting England & Scotland under one monarch.
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps Yeah they will notice how much of a problem you sub human vermin immigrant filth. Your over here for a better life away from your poverty ridden filth infested homeland, not to accuse us of anything, you respect us, this is our country, keep quiet.
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps Yeah, well sadly I don't live near foreign communities to give them abuse. I hope you enjoy the shit weather, the aggressive anti-foreign attitude, I'm very open about my anti-foreign attitude, I even stopped supporting my football club I was brought up passionate about; Celtic, because Celtic are too friendly with other foreigners and too anti-racist for me. Not more foreigners are going to come here anyway, the right wing rise year by year.
truefalse 6 months ago
@ufakincraps Yeah, we don't like foreigners, especially those who come from the middle east, in or around. Nothing wrong with racism, because at the end of the day the jocks are still the superior race that invent magnificent stuff like television and telephones. If your living in Scotland, I'd suggest you move down to Brimingham where 66% of the population are non-white.
truefalse 6 months ago
i want a scottish accent now
Raidelle 6 months ago
am from scotland its a factor 50 sun cream place
RyanB6775 6 months ago
@ufakincraps you're gonna get raped in the throat by a brown scot, me. look up "chimp rapes frog" for an idea you wanker.
fixiosis 6 months ago
I love how much this guy can make fun of his own country in a humourous way! It's quite funny. Like a english guy saying "and there you see a cow grasing in a pasture" When he see's the queen in a resturant XD Danny Bhoy is my favorite comedian
DrinkToIreland 6 months ago
Why is boy spelled wrong?
ScottishLegendftp 7 months ago
@ScottishLegendftp That's his last name...
invaiderzen 6 months ago
@ufakincraps Fuck off, you talk shit, English are better aaaaahahahahaha, you seen whats happening in London alone, they're more civilised are they? stuuuuuuupit, away and choke on ya mums dick, asshole
K20Acrxcruiser 7 months ago
@ufakincraps what are you going on about? shut your mouth, your just pissed cause you never grew up in a civilised environment, where are you from? thats not me a didn't shout racist remarks or hit people for no reason in anyway its besides the point, what did you come here to say apart from talking bullshit, you knw nothing about scotland, if you don't like it then fuck off back to your own country? you wont cause you know you can get perks from us taxpayers ya little fucking runt!
K20Acrxcruiser 7 months ago
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MAXTIMBERSHEDS 7 months ago
@mOsherfr3ak69
I'm Scottish and once played chanter. I can confirm that the bagpipe and a cat fucking are very similar in pitch.
TheThreeWeavers 7 months ago
Love the scottish! Such a lively and entertaining bunch!
heading4home 7 months ago
Do Scottish people not like Americans or what? I thought they like each other cuz they both drink.
TheKuroshikyo 7 months ago
@TheKuroshikyo america trys to be like scotland. like how america trys to be like Ireland on St. Patricks day
RCPDfilms 7 months ago
@TheKuroshikyo No one likes americans, ever. And I thought it was the Irish that drink all the time, not the Scottish, no?
yellowpowah 7 months ago
@TheKuroshikyo Nobody....NOBODY.. likes americans NOBODY
smoffelol 7 months ago
@smoffelol That seems a bit harsh, I know Americans are obnoxious but the country is made up of all other countries so isn't hating them a bit ironic?
TheKuroshikyo 7 months ago
@TheKuroshikyo When people say they hate Americans, like me, I have Irish, German, Scottish, and Dutch heritage.
So yes, it is a bit Ironic.
invaiderzen 7 months ago
@mcdowallceltic88 what the fuck did I do to you?? Maybe ufakincraps was talking some of the truth...if ur scottish, im ashamed to be scottish. N bite ma face?? Seriously?? U a dog?? I dare ya to try...il call the morgue and tell them to prepare for your arrival
TheLillyTiger 7 months ago
thumbs up if you think Danny Bhoy should get lost somewhere in the Highlands. Just because he chooses to see the negative side of Scotland or any other country, doesn't make him funny.
imabagpiper 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you LOVE Scotland and want it to become an INDEPENDENT SOVEREIGN country !
glasgow1234 7 months ago
@ufakincraps - you know what...you piss me off!!! I AM NOT RACIST NOR SEXIEST OR ANYTHING!! I TAKE PEOPLE AT FACE VALUE WHETHER THEY ARE FROM ENGLAND, RUSSIA, GERMANY, AMERICA...I DONT CARE!! HOWEVER, YOU ARE ONE RACIST SON OF A BITCH!! NO WAY DO YOU KNOW A THING ABOUT ME, MY FELLOW SCOTS OR SCOTLAND!! U PROVED IN YOUR MESSAGE TO @mcdowellceltic88 THAT YOU ARE THE EVIL ONE...NOT GONNA STOP TILL EVERYONE KNOWS!! RACIST LITTLE BITCH!! BET YOU WONT SAY IT TO HIS FACE...HIDE BEHIND YOUTUBE!!!!
TheLillyTiger 7 months ago
get to fuck ahaha
Kingding6 7 months ago
ufakincraps - ur wrong there. I know many people who when they dont like someone aint going to pretend to like them. Im sorry u met some bad scottish but dont paint us with the same brush. I get called a foreigner when i go to England but boohoo!! I am a foreigner. But that dont mean im not liked. Think u need to meet some nice scottish ppl. Ps. Dont call me man. Im female.
TheLillyTiger 7 months ago
Am scottish proud of it but he did it the nail on the head. That's how we are alright nothing beats the truth.
1988SARAHJ 7 months ago
@ufakincraps you talk so much shit! you know that, you don't know shit about scotland, i'd like to know where your from? if you hate our country so much, then why didn't you do some research, into what places were best to study? and let me guess.....you never found any! i wouldn't say its the best, but we're up there, Talk shit somewhere else!
K20Acrxcruiser 7 months ago
ufakincraps - all foreigners?? Dont stereotype everyone with the same brush as u. Its strange considering that most of my friends are foreign. If we are such a nasty race then why are people so happy to meet the Scottish?? I admitt, the Scottish have a nasty thing against the English but other foreigners, nope. What you are, is racist!! I speak on behalf of myself and every Scottish person that I personally know...we are not racist or evil or nasty. Im very proud to be Scottish. If you hate us
TheLillyTiger 7 months ago
@pluto4847. Being Scottish myself i can tell you this...we are multi-cultural!! U ever been to Edinburgh?? Dont sound like it!! I have been to America myself and I have to say, i got stopped by so many people who all said they loved the Scottish and the country so dont stereotype. Before you comment ob the Scottish and our country...do your history, visit the country and meet the real people.
TheLillyTiger 7 months ago
I am Scottish and proud to be. One of my good friends is German and another English. Im not racist and my friends aint either. In every country u will meet an ugly guy, a whore, a drug addict, a racist, a pervert and the lust goes on.
However, to answer some idiots comment that the Scottish should be bred out of people, you are racist!! That is an evil comment as we Scots r not dogs.
No wonder u say the scottish treat you like crap. Go to any country and speak to them like that and ul gain en
TheLillyTiger 7 months ago
If scottland is such a horrible, unfriendly country, then how was Glasgow rated the friendliest city in europe?
I went to a scottish pub recently in London, to watch a football match, and yes, all the scottish people were aggressive, but only to the tv screen, to the people in the pub ( the english, welsh, Austriallian, other scots, Asians, etc) they were kind, friendly and didn't do anything racist.
All Countries are racist. Living in London, they hate all other nationalities too.
katdog1409 7 months ago
better than London...
1Rvicenzi 7 months ago
"Has bigger names than a Sri Lankan phone directory"... having had to go through a Lankan phone directory once.. I can honestly say now THATS SAYING SOMETHING.
HAHAHHAHAHA. He should come to LANKA!
chocoholic1612 7 months ago
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Thumbs up if you want Scotland to become an independent sovereign state !
glasgow1234 7 months ago
pluto4847's other known accounts are LoyalOfficer and ufakincraps, some believe he isn't even American but actually an English person posing as an American as his rhetoric sometimes suggests.
segano1 7 months ago
pluto4847 is a hateful anti-Scottish troll, he's been at this for nearly 2 years now, you'll see many of his anti-Scottish comments on Lockerbie bomber videos.
He believes that Scotland is not multicultural enough as it is and lacks tolerance which it does not, he makes up stories like this to excuse his anti-Scottish bigotry.
I've PM's sent by people passed on who copy and pasted his comments around a while back, where he said he wanted anybody with any degree of Scottish blood to be bred out.
segano1 7 months ago