The David Castle Song

[gabinho5]

This i bullying fag.

get real just cause he might dress differently and has a weird hairdo doesn't give you the right to make fun of him.

you dont know how bad it feels and little things like this song and all the comments can have a huge impact on him. It's sad to see how many ignorant people we have these days....

[gabinho5]

@gabinho5

is*

[twiztid526]

@gabinho5 and your point exactly? hes a fag and so are you now go get fucked

[kubasku]

U JUST WISH HIM TO SUCK UR COCK . BUT THAT IS BECAUSE U ARE GAY . LEAVE HIM ALONE MAN. DAVE J CASTLE . GREETINGS FROM SWEDEN

[twiztid526]

@kubasku leave him alone what are you that leave britney alone guy? and you writing these comments makes you just as bad as what you are posting to the creators of this vid..and no one gives a fuck about sweden

[kubasku]

HEY MAN FUCK U STOP BE SO MEAN TO OTHER PEOPLE. DAVID CASTLE MAY BE DIFFRENT BUT HE SEEMS TO BE A KIND PERSON AND THAT IS WHATS IMPORTANT. BUT U WHO MADE THIS SONG.U ARE PIECE OF SHITTS !! AND WHORES

[sirlewis]

My flat mate is called David Castle. This has made me happy.

[runetube12345]

dude hes a great magician whats your problem

[gms9810]

Can you say morons? I doubt it, you can't even sing on key.

[Tk21n]

LOLOL i love this song

and david castle is the worst magician ever

he lives with his mom =D

[tirkafan20]

lol nice video

david castle is a fucken homo with no life but molesting children at the birthday parties he performs at dumb nerd geek mother fucker

[effectbuilder]

i love it XDD

[acebrawler73]

awesome. and its even funnier cuzz it actually sounds good. hahaha. bravo guys.

[eliotchew]

Sad!

[eliotchew]

Lol

[magicaholic1]

i dont think even a hoe would like to suck a pixel dick

[CaRdShArK8]

hahahaha i watch this everyday and it always makes me laugh

[cardholyshit]

omg david castle's back i thought he was gone!!!!!!! he posting video's like crazy fuck!!!! put in firmam49 thats his account name! this mother fucker is going to destory magic! fuck you david castle!!!!!

[CaptainFeigh]

I like David Castle, but this song is so fucking funny.

[matel1836]

you only wish this dude would suck your cock FUCKING FRUITCAKE. you are the biggest waste of space on this planet. do us all a favor and slit your own throat. THEN people will appreciate you

[MagicIncorporated]

This stupid "matel1836" guy is just some ass from another video who got all whiny over the comments and I had to straighten him out. Don't pay any attention to him. Matel?? What the hell is that anyway? You still play with hotwheels or some crap? Why not you leave the children alone you old perverted goat.

[matel1836]

of course a fucking retard like you would have NO clue that maybe matel has something to do with my name lol. fuckin shit for brains..

[cardholyshit]

@matel1836 Fuck matel Suck my cock!!!!!!!!!!!

[philbio66]

hilarious

[cardholyshit]

this is for the guy who made this video what if your mom says she got you a pro magician for your birth day or a pro magic lession and the guy is david castle what would you do?

[MagicIncorporated]

Hahahaa if that happened. God, I don't know what I'd do. Whatever ended up happening he'd be tied to a chair begging for his life as I beat him to death with a Fantasio Cane...which he REVEALED.

[matel1836]

if the magician was tied in a chair, and magic had an axe, magic would STILL get his ass kicked

[canutcontrol]

Haha this matel guy sounds like David castle trying to defend himself anonymously. "Err and then magic would still get its ass kick even if it had two axes and a hand grenade...err beause it has shit for brains and needs to sit on it!..."

[cardholyshit]

what happend to david castle that bitch l;ike disapeared of youtube i think it because everyone hated him

[emma4357]

screw you guys go F***** kill yourselfs

[831MILKDUD]

i want to down load this song and put it on my ipod! hahah jk kool

[magicD99]

haha nerd

[gdescalzo]

Message for spanish-speaking people / Para los de habla hispana: La canción; sería algo así como "David Castle, andate a la puta que te parió". David Castle es un idiota al que no le da la habilidad como para poder hacer magia, entonces se ha dedicado a revelar trucos. Un verdadero imbécil.

[fog12ry12]

you can tell he is a virgin

[ryanfoggin]

this guy needs to get laid

[reyesf2007]

lol nice but kinda messed up but lol nice

[EdMagician]

love the song :D

[HaRaTiO4286]

hahaha yer hes such a nerd

[MMysteries]

Such a good song xD

[CameronFletcherFilms]

David Castle is a pussy little bitch, he is one of the biggest douchebags ive ever seen

[RILEYstreetMAGICIAn]

still need a full album

[TheamazingRandee]

Castle has a face, like a bucket of smashed twats!

[AarenCreed]

This is the best thing I've ever hear. Amazing. This is pure art.

[arafat1999]

nice song though

[magicmatt5]

amazing i love it

[blackghost1125]

lololololololololoololol so funny i love it!

[MagicAndYuGiOhDude]

just leave him alone he's a talented magician and your not!

[MagicIncorporated]

I guess my 5 years of professional training and sleight-of-hand awards are NOTHING compared to his nifty self-working paperclip trick.

[daLAKAImagician]

@MagicIncorporated lol

[runetube12345]

@MagicIncorporated bullshit about your awards and training you asshole and he doesn magic tricks for begginers bitch

[twiztid526]

@MagicAndYuGiOhDude what are you the leave britney alone guy?

[MagicAndYuGiOhDude]

@twiztid526 way to reply to a 2 year old comment :/

[twiztid526]

@MagicAndYuGiOhDude way to reply to a week old comment and magic and yougioh what are you 4 fucking reject

[MagicAndYuGiOhDude]

@twiztid526 well i made my youtube account when i was like 9 and back then i was really into magic and yugioh so what better name? ;)

[RILEYstreetMAGICIAn]

i think u need to make an album put it on itunes

[MagicIncorporated]

HAHAHAHA

[arafat1999]

i didnt really mean that alright . we cool?

[MagicIncorporated]

Yep.

[PunkRockTube]

i love the harmonys and the 'oo's' towards the end.

do you really want that thing to suck your cock?

LOL.

LOL.

LOL.

LOL.

[MagicIncorporated]

No way! David Castle lives with his mother anyway so she would probably ask him where he was going anyway.

[PunkRockTube]

lmao,

prolli gets his mother to do the dirty work and finish him off after he's watched some poor quality reject-porno from bejing.

MMM YUMMY!

[arafat1999]

son of a bitch you suck cocks! fuck you bitch! your mama is so fat when she sat on the toilet it sang a b c d e f g get your fat ass off of me.

[MagicIncorporated]

What's that? Some kind of lame Yo Momma joke? You actually went to some online joke corner and found one you liked and posted it here? Wow...

[viperpunk91]

this is funny as hell!

[JayADSF]

Hahaha i like this song

[sexualburgerking]

Do you guys also record songs saying "fuck you" to everyone who's published a book on how to do magic tricks?

[MagicIncorporated]

No because unlike David Castle, only people who are genuinely interested in learning how to perform magic will read them. David does EXPOSURE videos, he could care less if you perform them. Books want to teach you the magic, and they only teach you simple tricks. David exposes advanced methods and professional grade secrets to anybody and everybody. Last time I checked, books don't expose $50 gimmicks you have to BUY. David's in it for the exposure. If it was a few simple tricks, sure.

[MaarcusP]

God I love you! =)

[sexualburgerking]

Fair enough. I guess i'm just irritated by the thousands of comments bashing him on his videos. However, clearly he's just trying to get exposure for his shitty site by revealing tricks he himself can barely perform.

[cardholyshit]

@MagicIncorporated what5 advanced tricks dose david castle expse he sucks to much all his tricks pretty much suck anyway

[Shaked444]

lol your such an idiot wow you gotta get a life and fast.. at least david got life.. you are the one should be sucking hes cock.. FUCK YOU!!!

[themagicofcurly]

David Castle must be one lonely guy. He looks like screetches brother from saved by the bell.

[magicdevil97]

you son of bitch you suck a cok but not just any won ur dads p.s fuck u bitch

[MagicIncorporated]

Hahaha you suck at insults. What a sad attempt.

[twiztid526]

@magicdevil97 the fuck is a won ps go die in a fire and get pissed on queer ass piece of cunt shit

[TONYXBOX360GEEK]

GET A LIFE

[MagicIncorporated]

Already got one. Professional DC hater.

[cardholyshit]

david castle fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cardholyshit]

love the song make another one rofl!!!! plz make another!!!!! make it longer i cant tell you how many times i played your song

[MagicIncorporated]

It's just me and Windows Movie Maker.

[sdh071]

david castle should contract something similar to death

[MagicIncorporated]

Hahahahahaa I love that!!

[canutcontrol]

best song ever

[MemphisRaines436]

I just started buying books! Its much more fun than watching YouTube videos. Check out some of my videos. More will be coming. David seems like a good Magician, maybe he should post performance videos instead of tutorials.

[dfsgdslkjgkdfgdfg]

lol thats sikk

[Fredben96]

haha Daniel loved that song xD :D

[danielseidl1111]

lol

[DarkBeam]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[carrottopfan95]

hahahaha I loled when i watched this

[JustinTheMagician12]

buy them. theres MANY websites that sell magic.

[gangs30]

MemphisRaines436...go read books! buy dvds! those r places to learn magic! not youtube...the only reason u find it ok is cos ur learning...but if someone says that they have seen the trick tutorial then ud feel bad wont u? howd u like it if a trick u created was exposed on youtube for ppl to see? try n understand :)

[mjca91]

lolollololololololol

[JustinTheMagician12]

if you guys were a pro magicians(like myself) you would understand why we wouldn't want him to reveal them.

[gangs30]

true

[Ebaymagican1]

Yes!!!And my Cock too!!!!David Castle is a piece of shit!!!!

[jam1515]

Leave him alone what has he done to you?

[MagicIncorporated]

He's exposed lots of professional tricks, and sometimes when I perform them for people they say they've seen some guy on YouTube reveal it before. Guess who that was?

[RILEYstreetMAGICIAn]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!! make another funny video PLZZ its funny

[googletoolbaromg]

he looks high off his ass at the ending picture

[RXillusionist]

lolz yeah go to hell dick castle

[JustinTheMagician12]

LMAO!

[waterboiiiii]

nice ending picture lol

[BearMusik]

LOl long time no speak buddy, loving this video :D 5* lol

[krdmagic]

i care if he exposes magic because he exposes it wrong and it will send the wrong message to beginner magicians !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! fuck you! no im just kiddin fuck david castle"

[asifsmartie]

smknghell well said

[MMysteries]

Well, he reveals so many magic tricks, that when I'm doing a show, people says: "I've gone on YouTube and someone teached me how to do it its easy". This is really destroying everything about magic...

DAVID CASTLE FUCK YOU!

[Wrash16]

hmm. I've never seen a trick with that "00:24" thing

[clamenzajr]

Great song

[superbomb333]

david castle FUCK YOU

[superbomb333]

hahahaah LMAO

[YelleUser]

Hey shut up! He is just a man who wants to share magic to youtube viewers!!

[MagicIncorporated]

You're right! He's just a guy who wants to expose expensive gimmicks to hundreds of thousands of chubby 12 year old kids who just want to figure out how it's done. Obviously you aren't a real magician because if you were, you would CARE he's exposing TONS of magic and GIMMICKS. You're just as good as David Castle. All I have to say is...

DAVID CASTLE SUCK MY COCK!

[stnlyw]

wow dude. what do you have against him? i doubt he's every done anything to you.

[MagicIncorporated]

I hate him because first of all he exposes magic tricks which just flat out makes me mad. Secondly, they're actually good magic tricks that lots of experienced magician's perform. Finally, some of the stuff he reveals you have to buy!! He even REVEALS the appearing and vanishing canes! You have to BUY those so if you did, YOU'D KNOW HOW. Second, over 100,000 people have seen it. Third, it's a somewhat expensive item. Finally, I did it to a crowd and people said they'd seen HIS video! THAT'S why.

[akaCharlieG]

this is amazing

I like the harmony. It adds a nice effect

[MagicIncorporated]

Haha, thanks for all the comment!

[hastily]

jajajajajajajajajaj nice one

[joevalu]

you are obviously jealous of him

[MagicIncorporated]

Oh yeah, I sure am jealous! I've always wanted to be a scrawny geek revealing magic tricks on my mothers front porch. Shutup. You're just mad from a comment I left on another video anyway!

[galafresko]

David Castle f**k you

bravo guys!!!great song

[yellowarmy1912]

good video

[JustinTheMagician12]

lmao!

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