I am not a wizard.

[maxinetom]

YOUR next video should be about your hopes and fears about Fall 2009.

[WillzWatching]

Where's your mom at these days?

(That wasn't posed as a dirty proposition or a your mom joke)

I wanna see more Mrs. Rhodes! .... whew that sounded threatening. I'm putting away my duct tape now.

[KateReadsBooks]

you've watched almost all my videos and didn't spell my Rhoades right?

[WillzWatching]

I fucking realized I had violated your name and hence our whole relationship because of it.

I was questioning whether or not to delete the comment and do another...but then I realized that I'm just some dude on the internet.

So I GET TO BE LAZY once in a while.

*licks your moms face*

LOVE YOUR VIDS!

*licks your face*

[apelelex]

WOWW!! you have an alienware!!!!

envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy !! ALIENWARE!! and the dog is cute xD

[BenevolentLaughter]

you said my name.

*faints*

ahahaha. i love how you said it was concise in a comment aaand in this video. i love it love it love itttt. like that lady from snl. :]

you're the bestest.

[schatze78]

How do I always miss things like this? Dang it! Next time...

[weirdali]

i think you should research and talk about female hairloss.

[tigerfire52196]

I have a pug too.

[djvbb12]

You should tell your own aristocrat joke

[wolfgirleatsbaby]

oh shmuck, i forgot to do this. i need a book discussion time of lovely stuff.

i think there should be a poetry sharing fun video something. something with sharing of poetry.

[rukia9000]

what is this wizardry?!

do a video where you make a list of different kinds of lists you could make...

then let wally try to eat your hair, because that's my favorite... but use special encryption editing software so only I can see that part...

I know you can make it happen, kate. I just know it!

[TipsFromMike]

Everyone's a winner!!

I needed to give you options...I hate painting people into a corner! I sometimes like being in a corner, but only if I'm comfortable already. Yeah, corners! I like street corners, a lot. There's so much to do at them! I might have too much of an imagination for 500 characters. I like it when people write their K's real cool too.

[tantalusmcdaddy]

Kate reads book in a bikini!!!!!!!!!

[malloryspiderwick]

Kate should read to us William Kotzwinkle's epic classic "Walter the Farting Dog." If you can't get hold of a copy, though why in god's green earth I don't know why not, I will mail you my personal copy. Wally needs to get some book learnin from Uncle Walter.

[TheRemembrance04]

Talk about Lesbians and Jewish Festivals!!!!!!!! PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!?!

[BilliLovesMargot]

video topic: who invented the pug. ok go!!

[odetothepillow]

I need you to do a video about how to approach strangers without seeming creepy. Seriously, you could save my life.

[lindsaybradley]

Love the puppy!  Books are nice, too....

[goldelfwitch]

I mean it doesn't hurt to see Wally all the time cause he's so fucking cute, but maybe you take him outside or something? Adventures with Wally?

[johnlysenko]

Agreed! Adventures with Wally!!

[breathead]

With soundtrack by UnityFreak!

[breathead]

I think you forgot me. Hmm. Sometimes when people hear music in my videos they assume it's not a real response. Maybe that's what happened.

[KateReadsBooks]

DANG i missed 57u3 people

[breathead]

But if we get a genuine KateReadsBooks video made especially for each one of us, what wonderful luck we had to be missed!

I am hoping for a poem about Excel spreadsheets if you make a video for me.

[gallowspole]

katie, i love you and want to hump you!

[KateReadsBooks]

but katie's not in this video

[sheetsl]

Next video? Science!!!!

[whitefloweret]

I like the wal-e cam! Wait, that is your dog's name, wal-e right? I don't remember ahhahhsdkfsdfkjkj

[inanimatedcarbonrod]

This was good, and kept doing good is my video suggestions.

[ryoXweedXblackpepper]

lost some weight...?

[pindygreen]

Kate, I would love you to do a video featuring an interpretive dance!

Dare you!

[razotan]

i second this!

[psychodelicateh]

make a video documenting your progress of learning french. i thought the entire time about how sharp wally's teeth are.

[Kijanawazhere]

I showed "Fall On Your Knees" :)

And yes, Gabe and I did Life of Pi!

[guiseofyouth]

"Ishmael" which is a hippie book hahaha

[bigballincolin]

the next thing should be a choose your own adventure where you tell the story and draw it at the same time.

[Sco6014]

Panda Bears

[whitefloweret]

or Polar bears and that woman who jumped in the zoo cage

[ohjoannabanana]

I think you should talk about K80Blog and the first time you two met.

[shan11nins]

Okay, this is the first video of yours I've seen and I've got to say that your pretty fucking pimp.

Your next video should be about what type of book you [yourself] would write.

p.s. Nice dog.

[Sco6014]

whatever you do dont umm... use a certain 3 letter word for laughter... Kate is a monster! (avenue Q)

[KateReadsBooks]

thank you! do this for everyone and i will never be sad again.

[agentacey]

Man I'm not a big fan of pugs but yours is so adorable.

[KateReadsBooks]

i wasn't, either, until i got one.

[BraveBruno]

chupacabras, or llamas.

[daisiesparties]

this truly was an awesome video. i love that you had the split screen going on because i can be a little ADD and watching your dog but hearing your voice was a perfect way to keep me entertained. i'm not sure what you should blog next. i just saw someone left Clouds as a topic and I could go for that. I love clouds, they are my favorite thing in the world. maybe you can talk about any bad habits or addictions you have.

[affrigato]

The dual-screen style totally reminds me of the movie, Conversations With Other Women (Recommended!).

I agree with Neroxart that you should talk about your favorite "life's little things".

[K80Blog]

Please talk about how this is like the only weekend in the last 8 months you are NOT going Canada!! And I'll actually BE there!!!!!

I LOVE U STILL. Of course.

[KateReadsBooks]

i love you so much.

[staceystars91]

I'm a chiropractor.

[KateReadsBooks]

best comment winner

[SapphireUnited]

You should do a tribute video to The Golden Girls in honor of Bea Arthur.

[neroxart]

Talk about yourself and why you are doing this. Tell us about the little things, that makes you happy. What´s your favorite fruit/drink/T-Shirt? Doesn´t have to be something big, but have a bit of your personality, if you know, what I mean. And as an contest you could make little, but funny things, too. Like "Eat an apple and film it" or "Talk about and show your town", so we can learn about each other and we become more like an community or something. That´s what I would do I think ^^"

[KateReadsBooks]

that's good contest idea you should make that and i will participate.

[neroxart]

alright.

[kaytelynn592]

i think you should make a birthday video for me on may 12th!!

hah just kidding you dont have to..

but anyway your brilliant & your my hero

& your awesome. ok bye :D

[rawritsmateo]

hey kate i know this is random but whats your major and which college do you go to?

[djvbb12]

I've always wondered how to make love to a woman since I never really thought too indepth about it. You should talk about that. I'll think of some other stuff.

[fakegjfkler]

Tell us about what you read last summer and what you plan to read this summer!

Summer is awesome; reading is awesome; together they are a force for epic justice.

[Nannigan]

Clouds.

[ImaPeezaGUM]

Ok. Idea for next video. Kate Draws mixed with Kate Activity mixed with Picasso: You must where an outfit of many colors and patterns and shapes, then teach us how to do something by signing it to us with your left foot, while you are drawing a picture of Amanda Palmer telling us about what it would be like to live on her head. Then end the video with a short ditty about me. OK? ok.

[ImaPeezaGUM]

This contest was really good idea. It was full of sense-making.

[SonOfDee]

Hey you forgot me.....Cause I forgot to make one. Just pretend I'm holding up "The Mouse and the Motorcycle" By Beverly Cleary. And you're next video should be a musical extravaganza with collaborations and costumes and the plot line of "When aliens attack...Thursday on FOX."

[carmadillotanzen]

Just tell us a story. That's all I need..

[Shannoburger]

you should talk about cows and giraffees mating

[beachblonde393]

Wally's life story.

[nanefy]

Can we have a video about munchausen by proxy please?

[TheRedHeadDuo]

I think your next video should be about why we are able to fly to the moon and have all the electronically designed gizmos, but why we don't have the fruit flavoured wallpaper from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[BaubleRob]

Holy wow.

[hopolko]

Yay! Two videos for the price of one! :D

[chazfier]

Either give us an update on your work with clouds, or dress up like a hooker and stand in the street singing one of your songs.

[healthyaddict]

Video topics:

The meaning of life.

Miss California.

How you will someday come to rule the world.

[Nyhee7]

I'd like to hear a serious subject, well, sort of, what it is like to be an art student these days, and how you would have it be different if you could.

[stubs999]

wally's cock.

a re-enactment of when wally's cock went all funny and you had to dip it in a bag of sugar or something.

[DavidRayDog]

You are not a wizard but you play one on TV.

Love your dog, love you.

[maxinetom]

Does Richard Prince Dream of Tracey Emin?

[prepdude22]

jeopardy jeopardy jeopardy

all day long please

[KateReadsBooks]

i wish there was jeopardy all day long.

[melanie0523]

talk about your walls and tell stories about the things on them!

[AntiCliche]

I second this.

[melanie0523]

i third this.

[acidfingers]

Please talk about what you would do if your hands were made of honeycombs instead of flesh

[rockyrelay]

Woo! Interacting :D

I think we should vote on cereals. :P

[TwoLeggedMutton]

you forgot me.

Video: an ode to rats, rat poop, and poop in general.

OR: A Wally bath time video.  Scruba dub dub puppy in the tub.

[KateReadsBooks]

i forgot you on purpose so i could do one just for you.

[oldcatrat]

oh!

[anythingsarcastic]

I miss you

[KateReadsBooks]

come over

[bearchay889]

You and wally could do a movie review.Also the little red book in that one response of mine was "The book of the law" by Crowley.

[sundayshirt]

2 pac or how the west was one... or two

[jordan13589]

Explain your views on the condiments issue?

[liketelevisionsnow]

your dog sooooooo needs to be fitted for custom man pants...i see stripes in his future.

[BaubleRob]

DUDE! You could have absolutely used wizzard powers on my book. The call number + google was the path to glory!

[KateReadsBooks]

god damn, i forgot a lot of awesomes!

[UnityPhreak]

I vote you talk about our love!

[KateReadsBooks]

every word i speak is a little "i love adam"

[peeech]

i think you should do a Kate and Wally cooking demonstration

[smellslikechildren1]

I agree with that.

[SoTMV]

Please talk about why people should eat breakfast, Kate. : )

[paradeoffears]

summers comin... there will be a rebirth of all things.

thank the lord on high for you

[0161sweetlikehoney]

The amazing and limitless possibilities of toast.

[pete275]

you totally rub his penis at one point

talk about women's prison

[xenoneo]

talk about how people talk too much about things they think matters, but doesn't really matter, when they should be talking about things that they think don't matter, but really do matter.

ex.

Swine flu - they think matters but doesn't.

(insert random comment here) - they think it doesn't matter but it does in the most wonderful super elastic ice cream covered existential way.

[mrblisterfist]

I have no spite for the wondrous Kate. much lub

[angelrain67]

dust off the overhead projector and draw the story about how you got poison oak!

[missduni]

good hair day, good outfit day. ALL WIN KATE!

[KateReadsBooks]

thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!MICHEEELELELLEE

[briznye]

we've had Susan Boyle, now swine flu, we're all dying to know, what's the next big thing? Your thoughts...

[lezlieprapra]

your video editing is amazingly artistic.

[KateReadsBooks]

thanks!

[mimsss]

5 stars for the dog!

xo

[bonezjc]

In spirit of the swine flu, completely ignore that and talk about something that matters. Like Pugs, or jellyfishes or the hell that is ride public transportation at 6:30 am.

[jwwetzel]

chicken beans! I like the PiP haha

[closedmouth]

tracie

[KateReadsBooks]

i think she's sick of me talking about her.

[annasoalive]

I love Kate. So much!!!!!

[chomigawd]

talk about how my youtube name is like a pair of jeans. Filthy, trendy, urban, indigo dyed jeans.

If you do I will make my first youtube video purely about thumbtacks.

[notcalebkruzel]

ha ha ha

[notcalebkruzel]

next video: a straight mans guide to dating a lesbian.

[PockyCrisis]

Converse with us about the impending zombie apocalypse and your plan to survive. Or something about how something connects whatever to something, and how we all need to know about it.

[Ssource6]

All I've ever wanted to do to you is swindle you. That and marry you.

[mcc12343]

you should take off your clothes to the tune of old mcdonlad

[ToxicPopsicle]

I think you should do another "Kate Draws". Those are always amazing.

Kite herding? Need I say more?

[mayandarko]

wow, that was amazing! the book was Clockwork by Philip Pullman, which actually has necromancy in it (sort of). so, awesome guessing, awesome reading.

sorry i misunderstood the rules... =)

[LatteSue]

Astronaut Magic Surprise? Well you ARE the wizard so I guess you are right but I thought it was Saucerful of Secrets The Pink Floyd Odyssey.

It was more fun to hide the title from you so you could practice your wizardry.

What should your next video be? hmmm In celebration of warmer weather it should be all about ice cream, plus that's all I could think of because I'm eating strawberry ice cream right now.

[KateReadsBooks]

you're the true wizard.

[clemsevenrose]

that was fun! the one with the blue monsters was Call of the Wild =P and Wishbone IS AMAZING, we wish they had that show on dvd or something, we haven't seen it in forever.

[nbwulf]

"There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly" (=

Much <3... J.

[Drstrangelove17]

You are a wizard, though. you are. I mean, can't you do magic?

[shecaptain]

Man, if I had known this actually had a deadline I would have done mine sooner. Mehhh, sad.

[shecaptain]

Also! I vote Wally is the cutest dog ever.

I'm getting ready to go on lots of traveling adventures soon. Where've you been? Where you going? How's life?