I've been slicing food wrong all these years, instead of using a sharp knife and making strong or quick(depending on the food) cuts, I instead use a dull knife and just mash it into a pile of food like a retard.
Somehow they think they can fool us into thinking that this contraption can help us to actually prepare the perfect dish with all those recipe's given
honestly who the fuck would slice mushrooms like that. its just a huge ass pile of mushrooms and the lady is just pressing the knife on to it and the mushrooms are just all over the table
Are tomatos really that hard to slice? I cut and slice them all the time. It's not difficult
LaurenAwesomesauce1 3 days ago
RIP billy :(
katiekat1239 2 weeks ago
cooking tip#1 chill onions in fridge before you cut them and you won't cry or, you could just man up and deal with it
aeris091 1 month ago
The ordinary slicing clip always cracks me up. Nobody slices food like that LOL.
EpicRainbowLollipop 1 month ago
It didn't work with a watermelon.
thefpsds 3 months ago in playlist Billy Mays Commercial
@thefpsds lol
ghostpuppylover101 2 months ago
lol
ghostpuppylover101 2 months ago
Who would have ever bought this for $49?!
IamPete 3 months ago
Wait a sec. What happened to the samurai slicer?
Cenathon123 3 months ago
SQUISHING AND SQUASHING! FLIPPING AND FLOPPING!
ferbrz 3 months ago
I've been slicing food wrong all these years, instead of using a sharp knife and making strong or quick(depending on the food) cuts, I instead use a dull knife and just mash it into a pile of food like a retard.
Mustang424 3 months ago
I miss him yelling at us
penov8255 4 months ago
HI BILLY MASE HERE thats the only good part of this
rainkyokitty 4 months ago
looks like the chop it
WildPorkChop7 4 months ago
i think vince pressed dislike
geek17171 4 months ago 3
press 9 then 6
snuglebuni 4 months ago
I swear everything Billy Mays sells is either $19.95 or $19.99
irishtrash15 4 months ago
She's crying because she looks like she is a fucking retard chopping onions.
Lokuulio 5 months ago
it slices, but does it dice?
readyjava 5 months ago
shitting tears
baozeng 5 months ago
press 2 .... MUSHROOMS MUSHROOMS!
SuperFabioff 6 months ago
slice cheese with ease XD
SuperFabioff 6 months ago
;O wdf wuht if yur old ;xx nd weak.. o-o pssh...mhmm ik old weak ppl ;DD im js.. old ppl arnt tht strong..kinda
RainbowCondoms10 6 months ago
Press 4 for penis
MinecraftChum 6 months ago
R.I.P Billy
minhtran2001 6 months ago 6
its the same goddamn blonde woman in EVERY infomercial
dorrito456 6 months ago
Add up everything Billy Mays sells, for an easy Murder and Clean up kit!
ABBYGASKINS18 6 months ago
They give you a wonder wedgie for free !
Tarydtaryd 7 months ago
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@dearjohn21 sry i mean 'btw Vidalia Slice-It and Chop Wizard?'
dearjohn21 7 months ago
what is the difference btw Vidalia Slice-It and Vidalia Chop it?
dearjohn21 7 months ago
Oh I loved Billy Mays I knew of them by heart
nerdybudsXx 7 months ago
VAGINA SLICE IT
baozeng 8 months ago 5
R.I.P Billy Mays
miesrah12 9 months ago
I wish I could see a face-off between Vince's Slap Chop and Billy Mays' Vidalia Slice-It
CartoonAddict2 11 months ago
@CartoonAddict2 and the vidalia chop house
Willettes1 10 months ago
Как купить Vidalia Slice-It ?И сколько это стоит?
Iriska551 1 year ago
I guess this is good for retarded people who cut Mushrooms like that?
LmfaoDom 1 year ago
How is cutting stuff that messy I haven't ;(
MyBowfisher 1 year ago
I just love how that person cuts the mushrooms. XD
Ashanmaril 1 year ago
I hate how they take traditional methods and blow them out of proportion to advertise/pitch their products.
YingaLovesBewbs 1 year ago
wow... only billy mays can make you want to buy crap you don't really need... He is a genius at this RIP
Secretgirl97 1 year ago
seriously, we need some of this crap in the UK :D
trainlover658 1 year ago
Who the hell needs a slapchop when you can have this beast? >:D
1337fidoS10 1 year ago
looks like chop house
gantamtam 1 year ago
RIP billy mays....
Bunnyhophop5 1 year ago
slice unions so fast you wont shit a tear
pokedude919 1 year ago
heres how to order! *blank*
spiro37 1 year ago
For some reason i want to try that with a rat.. not a cute little mouse but i mean like a deceased rats.. LOL.
roflolmaomg2g1168 1 year ago
@roflolmaomg2g1168 o___o.....You're disturbing.
AnimalLuver4ever 1 year ago
@roflolmaomg2g1168 hahahhahahahah im with ya
SuperBlindMonkey 1 year ago
You got to be drunk to chop mushrooms with a knife like that.
Mau506 1 year ago
That is the most bizarre looking omelette I've ever seen.
MagicBulletRegret 1 year ago
can you make fries from potatoes that still have the skin on?
Zolega89 1 year ago
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Zolega89 1 year ago
Slice onion so fast you wont shit a tear XD
Zolega89 1 year ago
@Zolega89 i think we all shit tears when we heard about mays' death :|
nintenfreak14 1 year ago
@nintenfreak14 I know:( *begins to cry*
Zolega89 1 year ago
First off who would cut like that? As in with the knife.and how could they possibly get the potoatos into frenchfrie shapes?
aznrapt3r 1 year ago
lol billy mays rules
ukuledoj 1 year ago
What the hell could you need to cut that many oninons and mushrooms for?
BakaniBoko 1 year ago
at the beginning....Who the hell chop mushrooms like that....
A1ll9e5n 2 years ago 150
@A1ll9e5n 'ordinary slicing'
CaptainPengu 11 months ago
@A1ll9e5n i did WHEN I WAS 6!!
hotdogg1998 5 months ago
"ordinary slicing" looks like a retard mashing his dull blade into a pile of clay
totalwowface 2 years ago 102
haha, "are you tired of shitting tears"
HopscotchFroglets 2 years ago
slice wizzard, chop wizzard, slice it, chop it. HOW CAN ONE COMPANY MAKE SOOOOO MANY DIFFERENT MACHINES TO CUT DAMN VEGETABLES!!!!!!!
italianrlm11 2 years ago 4
the women that is cutting those things seems very angry
zoojamp009 2 years ago
processing and handling?!? what happened to SHIPPING and handling?
DragnSly 2 years ago
Am I the only one who heard "Vagina" when he said Vidalia
Yes, I know I'm weird lol.
shakirahottie 2 years ago 4
same thing with me...
xxMCRLUVER79xx 2 years ago
Somehow they think they can fool us into thinking that this contraption can help us to actually prepare the perfect dish with all those recipe's given
9449154 2 years ago
Hmm...smashing the knife sideways into a pile of mushrooms. Dinner should be ready in no time!
MorgensternPip 2 years ago 6
honestly who the fuck would slice mushrooms like that. its just a huge ass pile of mushrooms and the lady is just pressing the knife on to it and the mushrooms are just all over the table
xWxHxIxTxExYx 2 years ago 6
slap chop :S
Shinymaster10 2 years ago
ROFL AT THE MUSHROOMS HAHAHAHAHA
dasuperman602 2 years ago 2
I kno rite they had like a mountain of shrooms and the lady was just randomly digging the knife around in them XD
BunneyRumpkins 2 years ago
Who the fuck would slice mushrooms like that?! xD!
williamday247 2 years ago
Lol, thinking the same thing.
htsk91 2 years ago