COFFEH: beep beep

[jecou84]

haha Karma - beeps like a crazy lady at Dodger. 50 people beep at HER

[kevinalmeter]

the nice thing about living in the country. most the things you need to avoid are deer 

[racdude01]

LA drivers need a freakin slap to the face honestly calm ur shit

[racdude01]

ugh fucking ppl. that women was in a real hurry didnt want to be late and stuff. well guess what now instead of maybe being a couple of minutes late cause u drove like an intelligent person u r now going to miss the entire even cause ur vehicle is wrecked. r u proud of ur self

[brittklein13]

bye

[NitroMagnet]

LOL press 0 and 3 repeatedly :D

[Arquillian]

calm down and drink more caffeine haha

[shaperCZ]

youre always making me crave coffee

[rabbit2110]

Hey Dodge think you will like this one. I was driving back to work from subway that is in the same shopping center and am driving past a Fabric store, and this 4-5 year old is running down the side walk and heading for the street. So I slow down just in case...well the car behind me doesn't like it. Some fat lady who appeared to be in a rush starts honking like crazy giving me the WTF hand signals. Thins encounter made me think of you :P

[Stufftough]

Did you stop to give the spanish speaking lady your info, since you were a witness to the collision (proper term not accident), in case she needs you in court?

Tons of people just go about their daily business, when confronted with a collision they weren't involved in. Not saying everybody should get involved who witness' it, but sure sounded like you were right next to them, and pulled over to talk with them/ see if anyone was injured.

[musicguy116]

talk to much

[TheTriforceOfGaming]

is that death the kid in your sunglasses?

[izzyinyofaceee]

The sad thing is that if you're from southern California, you're shocked when other people drive any differently! It's fun to hear your opinion about drivers here since it's not that out of the norm for me haha. Although I do have to say that people in LA drive much more aggressively than people in San Diego...

[gaberoid]

hahah.. women...

[gabrielcrimson]

You need another sign on the wall that tells you to format

[WoodysFM11Journey]

Driving in big cities in America sounds so agressive! When i was in New York it was exactly the same! Everyone is trying to get where they are going, at speed, with no care for anyone else on or next to the road. In England we're a lot more chilled out, and probably get places quicker because of it too. Calm the fuck down haha Dodger makes perfect sense! x

[LoserBoyOhio]

This Girl is Gorgeous

[imkluu]

Is it okay to love you?

[ninjaking333]

Remember, traffic is war.

[BruceB0nsai]

For some reason her little weekend dance from 9:00 - 9:10 reminded me of Ellen Page (Juno).

[SimplyAaron91]

I need some advice. I don't feel I'm doing this justice by not drinking coffeh while watching. I don't like coffeh nor do I like tea. Is there any other drink that would be acceptable?

[TwistedLemniscate]

@SimplyAaron91 sip from an empty cup

[gordontarpley]

4:44 hahaha

[IxPaRaDoXzI]

ahhh Death the Kidd background is nice

[chipmunk1314]

Oh, that's happened to me before. The being honked at for not turning at a light.

[unexceptionalrebel]

did you give your contact info to the Spanish lady, the Spanish lady might have needed your eye-witness account to prove that she was not at fault

[woozienebunu]

Wow :/ This comes one day after I watch this video from another, less-known youtuber which actually got hit by a speeding truck. This is ... odd.

[sunIess]

CALM DOWN. Yes... so... Dodge, it's ok if your story comes to an end :)

[angel373bcn]

lol soul eater wallpaper !

[dparson]

a good driver is a patient driver!

[Agnotio]

Gotta watch out for those pseudo-pregnant road-ragey woman trucker drivers.

[TheRetroNintendo]

I was actually in a really bad accident with a tractor trailer and by all rights I should have been dead

[nerdzftw111]

Lol freeze it at 0:00 XD

[DirtZoom]

You should admit you couldnt care less if she got harmed or not, it's really showing ^^

[EmoHedHunter]

i do believe you are the only person who is thinking about 'chlling out' in LA, when a crash has just occcured.

[wilgarcia1]

I am soo glad you don't drive in NYC. The people, (and I us the term loosely) actually want to mess with you. They want to intimidate, honk, speed, race, and all kinds of nonsense that just equates to a motorized pee-pee contest.

ps: That B*t(# had it coming =P

Another adorable vid! hugs =0)

[karlisown]

/watch?v=LeESTyrUAjc

[COProportionality]

I would like a fridge reenactment using magnets please.

[spyteandmalice]

eventful day is eventful.

[PietkaMS]

too many ppl in LA, couldn't drive there. I like to chill over the wheel.

[MrSkyl1ne]

@DexterityBonus Its funny how you claim that its so dangerous to rollerblade to work, but hearing stuff like this makes me think its even more dangerous to drive a car in LA, and that at least half the people in LA shouldn't be allowed to have a drivers license. Or am i wrong? :p

[MasterNemesis102]

@MrSkyl1ne You have a car with a seatbelt to protect you from crazy LA drivers when you drive. You have the same crazy drivers, but no rollcage or seatbelts when you rollerblade.

[tripdeezy]

Like sheep being herded back from coporate slavery, everyone feels they need to rush. What for? Nothing in this reality truely matters, when you die all you have is your soul being. When I see people in a hurry I just laugh because nothing is that important (except video games)

[lanttikasasto]

so many lonely men masturbating to dodger. please dodger read this and stop doing videos

[Xanowen]

the guy who was crossing the street was God

[rodekil80]

What exactly does your shirt say, Dodger?

[Ford4824]

Thats Reminds me of an accident on the freeway he sped up when I was trying to get into his lane then he hit something pulls a Barrel Roll Star Fox style he was okay but I still felt kinda bad but was laughing so hard on the inside

[IHelpYourRS]

she didnt learn... if she did, that means that she injured someone.

[Sephiroth0X]

Man, big cities suuuck! Like NY, why does NO ONE there smile?! ppl need to mellow out some... drink some yello...

[nfin8one]

Your meltdown shows are almost as entertaining as your ant attack shows! Your expressions always make me laugh.

[TheGrizzlyB]

Watched this video twice. You are fabudorkulous. Epic tale...haha (glad you're safe)

[hughjarse1337]

Soul Eater wallpaper? Seen through reflection of sun glasses :P

[skyhight3]

Scared of being crushed? The Paramount Marauder is the perfect car for you.

ps. Search on google and you will see. :)

[iBePlayinClaw]

Pause it like every 10 seconds and she has the funnyest faces

[Zachmunzter]

Dodger, I want you to be the one to decide what popups and warning messages say... lol.

FlipCam? FLIPCAM!

[Roostertard]

hey what a coincidence ima american bounty hunter who works for skynet from smallville too! i dont see you around the office much

[ThisTroper1]

Dodger, you just proved yourself more mature than 80% of the driving population

My friends speed because they're 2 minutes late for a party...

[sonic45132]

Any one else notice the awesome Death the Kid reflection in her glasses?

[brianlidawg]

this same situation happened to me! except I was with my dad and I was doing a practice drive to get some hours for my license

[brianlidawg]

come to houston! we have food... and nothing else really :/ unless you like dirty poop brown water then you will love galveston!

[Mejs13]

9:00 Weekend, weekend!

[DFVBDFVBDF]

rush hour is the best in L.A :D

[prcrazy12345]

esta bueno que le pase por pendeja!! freaking bimbo!

[sbflash311]

Maybe there was only one Touchpad left and the store said they could only hold it for a limited time for her.

[rpnp1]

Try driving a motorcycle in LA daily... people always tried to intentionally hit me with their cars

[tqliu]

Just spit it out dodger, we're all adults here. she was a bitch wasnt she?

[DerpDetonator]

That's some major CARma.

[blakliffy]

almost crashes every day in Orange County as well.... it's intense.

[PadensCGArt]

I made Dodger into a 3D Fox! Check out the vid of it. Thumbs Up so Dodg can see it also!! ^^

[Grymmorgan]

@PadensCGArt Dude...really nice toon! That was some epic work! Hope Dodger likes it!! 8^D

[sbflash311]

@PadensCGArt You really one-upped me. I'm making a sock puppet after her vlog about the surplus of socks she has.

[allball103]

Dodger, make that weekend thing into an entire song. Like a 20 minute song. With backup singers, and husky on drums. Maybe TB can sit in the background with his tophat and monocle. It would be the best thing ever.

[PadensCGArt]

Help Dodger see my video I made for her, Thumbs Up ^^ and clicl on my name to see it!!

[Grymmorgan]

Too late. I have, regrettably, already flipped bawls. :^/

That being said, do not feel guilty at a little schadenfreude. You showed requisite (and much revered) compassion. Now getcha karma awn! Justice = JOY!! 8^D

Best story in a while (which is saying something)! Song & dance were epic. But watching you laugh at bad people's misfortune made my day!

MEH LUV YA DODJAAAAAHHH!!! 8^D

[SkyGong21]

she just wanted to go Poo, poo

[TheLaloloco24]

I like when you dance...

[jujumistress]

Dodger... that little song and dance... don't do it again!

[ILikeCOFFEH]

You handled your situation like a true baller

[Willificationify]

This is why I don't drive! Too many idiotas on the road. Also, that wink was perfectly in sync with a skype beep. Pretty awesome.

What does a Europe video entail?

[pedobearishot]

Im so scared of getting old.. almost 15 and im since im asian i look cute and shit when im young but when im old im ugly as fuck it scares me so much right now people see me and they are like oo cute kid hot boy but then ew a old man hm old guy it kills me idk what to do maybe kill myself when im 30... but i cant do that to myself T-T

[fortunos]

@pedobearishot Dude, I'm 15. Why the fuck are you scared about getting ugly? Just think about being your-fucking-self. Seriously. Do you think "EW THAT'S A GUY WHO'S 30 YEARS OLD!!!???‽‽‽" when you see people on the street? Also, your name makes this kinda troll-like.

[pedobearishot]

@fortunos so when ur a kid u can get away with things and im asian i age like shits asians are cute when they are young witht he right cloths but im going to be ugly :(( not that cute little fuck walking around tht ppl look at

[inazumaninjutsu]

i confirm what she said about the slowmotion thing. when i was a passenger i was like we are gonna crash we are gonna crash and i braised myself and i had my most thrilling bumping car ride ever against walls and crash barriers

[morganagod]

Mmmm, a fresh cup of instant karma.

[moouse805]

WEEKEND WEEKEND WEEKEND WEEKEND WEEKEND. spontaneous dance party YEAH!

[wolfemanxd]

Great story it made my day.

[xorganizationxvx]

BEEP BEEP RICHIE!

[Azurowiec]

Soul Eater wallpaper?

[Kaoss134]

This video makes me feel less bad about the awful traffic to and from Nashville.

[austmar13]

are u a lesiban or ru stright cuz im okay with both your very cute also u should do a segment called high school stories cuz im going to high school next year

[Moose1223]

We have right of way for everyone coming from the right if you're not on a priority road. The law says, "give right of way to anyone coming from the right unless otherwise indicated". So, since I've only been driving for about a year, I do so. No one else does it though. I'm stuck in this odd situation where I could potentially die or kill someone because of not giving way, or I could die because of giving way and people behind me being too retarded to know what's going on.

[Moose1223]

@Moose1223 Not to mention how, when you can stop and give right of way, someone always finds it necessary to pass you, resulting in as near to an accident as you can get without actually being in an accident, because there's a car being given right of way. arghuraargh

[djangoguru]

the thumbnail for this vid looked like you just got slapped >_> ... thats a little bit of a letdown

[UnbeltedSundew]

You should've done a slow gangsta roll past her nodding your head to the music.

[iiNpuReZoDiiaC]

I love how people speed to cut me off then we both stop at the same stop light... i kinda want to lean out my window and say "You mad bro because fail to cut me off and get to place faster?"

[fritigoerd]

Please Dodger please tell me you laugh at that woman when you passed her XD

[dropkickpikachu]

there's an anime reflection in your glasses

[rayne7897]

Hey Just Wondering Have You Ever Been Down South (Texas, Louisiana ---- Mostly

Louisiana)?

[DexterityBonus]

@rayne7897 I haven't! When I did a cross country drive with a friend, we went right through the middle. We've talked about doing it again and hitting the south instead though :D

[Barit555]

@DexterityBonus Fuck the south come north to canada.

[landth78]

@DexterityBonus Dodger, what are you doing? You can't respond to our comments!

When you respond to a comment, in our eyes, you're stepping down from your pedestal and becoming no better than any of us.

(Feel free to respond to this comment though.... I'd really like that :3 )

[xskatrjakex]

@DexterityBonus How about heading to the UK instead :D

[RockstarJPTV1]

@DexterityBonus you should visIt Georgia!

[riddler251]

@DexterityBonus LOL, Just make sure you avoid the Texas drivers. They will kill yo ass on da road gee! But the food is good.

[landar386]

heh that driver you described sounds a lot like how my dad acts in any sort of traffic slowdown, minus the speeding part, but yeah. It's sad and oddly funny witnessing semi-road rage.

[Nanpa0]

Sounds like LA is a dousche of a town

[gabrielcrimson]

Death the kid in your sun glasses.

[TheNeron2010]

why all the funky story come from L.A

man we get less accident in montreal whit snow

[kasuturo]

I fell in love with the 'kay voice at 0:25

[kolemijn]

YAY! Europe vid!

[roninheart19]

bahahahaha!...omg @5:49 you look exactly like my friend amanda when she's exaggerating irate human behavior. XD

[Jerhyn1141]

What is your P.O.Box ! please :-) if someone knows ps me a?

[daSenfgurke]

@Jerhyn1141 Dodger Leigh, PO Box 5384, Culver City, CA 90230 i believe

[MusicSoundsLights]

@Jerhyn1141 its on her channel here on youtube I believe ;)

[flibber123]

Perhaps the woman wouldn't have hit that car if only you had run over the man crossing the street instead, did you ever think of that? I don't know how you can live with yourself.

[mechaworks]

I hope that accident made that lady change her perspective in life ^__^

[XenozideVIP]

Dodgers Hair -3

[KeromorV2]

For my weekend, I shall put anyone who gets in my way in hospital :D

[eggroll9000]

I highly doubt that woman learned her lesson though... She probably just went home and complained about how stupid everyone else was and threw some plates against the wall or something. Some people are just passive-aggressive like that ¯\_(¬.¬)_/¯

[tehfettot]

@eggroll9000 （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ <-- that's her coming home...

[dropkickpikachu]

@eggroll9000 that's not what passive aggression is

[eggroll9000]

@dropkickpikachu Well, then it's... stupid-aggressive... Or zero-self-criticism-aggressive­. Sorry. Didn't wanna offend any psychologists ;)

[RedRangerAidan]

@eggroll9000 throwing plates against a wall isn't passive aggressive it's regular aggressive

[Seldszar2004]

@eggroll9000 Well I would call it stupid aggressive if shes throwing stuff ;)

[MrCattlehunter]

@eggroll9000 She OBVIOUSLY wouldn't have crashed if it hadn't been for that STUPID DRIVER in front of her, holding her up!

[TheySt0leMyName]

Instant Karma, I love it.

[petris2010]

u are freakin AAAAAAAWESOME <3

[knneuryale]

I want your ROG shirt <3

[iamdisplacedlilak]

@pressfarttocontinue 0_0 LOLOL

[eggroll9000]

4:15 Schadenfreude is the word you're looking for =D

[criran]

Make sure you do a Europe vid with your sister in-law again too. you two are pretty entertaining together :P

[elgorre]

9:27 cute.

[Nqkaf1LUD]

I thought u will talk dirty :)

[comtraya101]

@DexterityBonus

If you like quiz shows try big fat quiz of the year: its hosted by jimmy carr it's got the usual qi panellistas and noel fielding of mighty boosh. 2006 is a classic.

[SparkesGaming]

play D&D this weekend and tell us about it! :)

[omfgirl2]

You're talking to a flipcam.

[ATOMICoWAFFLEo]

I would laugh so hard if the truck driver lady saw this video. I hope she does =]

[nachomexican]

are you single?

[Sacerrex]

That's why I don't live in CA, because 90% of the drivers are shit.

[01NiCk01]

@Sacerrex 90% of drivers are shit everywhere, this is a fact.

[Sacerrex]

@01NiCk01 too true xD

[01NiCk01]

them some balla glasses dodger =)

[GuildChatterWebsite]

Someone should remix that "Weekend, weekend, spontaneous dance party" song.

=]

[GuildChatterWebsite]

Driving with you sounds super exciting.

I'm glad nobody was hurt.

=]

[Thirdrepublic1]

Dodger you should do a podcast. Then we (i) can listen to you on the move.

[ItsDanielDuane]

this may have been the most comical coffeh time i've ever witnessed.

[JuJu84B]

Time to post a comment totally unrelated to this video

When i see people playing D&D, why does everyone seem retarded? "sir mcpoopypants rolled a 1 tripping and falling as he tried to sit down on a chair" "blahblbahblgh rolled a 2 and choked on his mana potion"

[killar255]

Dodger reminds me of Seinfeld when she tells these stories. I love it.

[jaluck]

Schadenfreude ist die schönste freude!

[njdss4]

I've had to deal with crazy drivers who were in such a rush that they would ride right on my ass, and I could see them through my rear-view mirror with that "OMG IF I'M NOT GOING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IT'S NOT FAST ENOUGH" look on their face. Since I don't appreciate that, I do the one thing I know will get on their nerves: I slow down. I actually take my foot off the gas until I see them having some sort of rage aneurism and go around me.

[ANormalGuy]

:/ I thought you were gonna talk about Road Runner....

[BountyHeadSpike]

Calm DOWN *chugs more energy enhancing elixir*

[robin0999]

shesgonnahitthatcarshesgonnahi­tthatcarshesgonnahitthatcarshe­sgonnahitthaHEUUUUUUHAAASHEJUS­THITTHATCAAAR

[shotguhn]

"flip cam?" "FLIPCAM!!!!" lol

[Klankumz]

I hate people that drive like that. Even when you're doing five over the speed limit, it's not good enough for them. I myself think we would all be better off if that bitch would've went through the windshield and into a truck full of broken glass and rubbing alcohol. :)

[sprejburk000]

Am I the only one who sees this video, paused in the beginning, went to put on some coffee, got back here with a cup of coffee and resumed video? I do it on all the coffeh time vids :)

[shotguhn]

@sprejburk000 me too.

[Babz761]

Flehpcam ?  FLEHPCAM ! haha

[DexterityBonus]

@Babz761 ISN'T IT GREAT HOW MANY WORDS YOU CAN PUT "H"S INTO?

[PenguinHunter17]

@DexterityBonus that lady definately got hit by the karma charger

[MightyLemur]

@DexterityBonus ...What..? :')

[arekmak]

did you just always sing "friday, friday" ? Oo

[ringotomb]

a total nelson moment "haw haw"

[silimas]

lol, I just heard

"So, I'm picking up my male from the post office."

I was so confused for a moment. XD

[DragonRader207]

I love the way that in America people are really aggressive when there is an accident like honking their horns and what not and yet in Brittan we just quietly moan in our cars to each other tis strange.

Haven’t been subscribed long but loving coffee time :)

[altairian8]

@DragonRader207 You mean LA people, most americans are slightly better drivers than those crazy people.

[kuunami]

She was probably some self absorbed Hollywood producer.

[ilikeanime94]

i can imagine her on top of her car giving the "dudes chill" speech while everyone looks at her amazed and when she's done everyone starts honking again.