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  • john macalesse true hero

  • wouldnt it be god if angelouse epithemoue did a apollo show

  • how come bbc now has advertising?

  • hehe Im daddys little girl

  • and thats why you SHOULDNT mess with the SAS

  • @Geraint961 how do you know he isnt in the SAS?

  • why the fuck is the BBC advertising at me? I live in the UK, I pay a tv license - they owe me 30 seconds. Don't care that BBC worldwide is a commercial venture, either.

  • @jonon1one its youtube advertising. so not realy anything to do with bbc or tv liccence. downloade fierfox or google chrome and install ad blocker plugin if ads anoy u that much

  • Im in the SAS

  • @gazdroid no you're not

  • @Geraint961 Of course i ain't you doughnut! Sarcasm

  • @gazdroid What colour is the boat shed?

  • How to tell if a guy's in the SAS, if he tells you he is, he's fibbing.

  • bit disrespectful, humour not A1 either

  • @m0wfo dribble shit.....need a tissue?

  • hmz nothing is too crazy

  • Jack Dee's hilarious. Hopefully enough of our brothers from the UK understand many Americans love British humor. Jack Dee, Lee Mack, Billy Connolly. Some of the best out there.Cheers for making the world a nicer place. (Oh yeah cheers for giving the world a sense of humor while you were at it.) Long live the United Kingdom!

    -A "Yank."

  • Arrrrrr 240p.... so we meet again...

  • @skyninjaaa big guys are big targets. SAS wants people who can endure, anyone can bulk up and be tough but can they keep at it on a strict diet?

  • @ASTEagle True that!, my ex gfs dad was in the SAS, but people say "what was your ex's gf in her 40's??, i say no she was 23, see her Dad was 60 when she was born and her mum was 30!.

    Anyway, he was only 5'7, tiny bloke but i would not want to fuck with him!.

  • Mon the scots ;)

  • lol I'm a crazy American girl

  • it probly was eddie stone he met and talking about john mcaleese

  • O.Y.K is the best! Not british not US but OYK

  • ADs on BBC's channel

    I want a refund!!

  • and I STUCK IT IN HER FUCKIN NECK MAHN, i nearly peed, ledgend.

  • Can't even mention anything army or milatary on youtube without their being a "Who is the best? British Army or U.S Army". Really I don't give a toss, as long as they are capable of killing bad guys.

  • to jack dee who's dears wins

  • @Kazumaster Freedom of oil.

  • @Kazumaster British soldiers don't kill civilians, they do special checks to see if it is a citizen or Taliban. The taliban are responsible for most of the civilian deaths. I'm not sure about america.

  • @jayc342009 /watch?v=4i5ZUfpxnV0

    I'd advice you to watch the whole lot of these videos. I don't know about british soldiers, but my comment was directed towards the americans.

    However, I would criticise Tony Blair for involving Britain in such a pointless war.

  • @Kazumaster OOOhhhh sorry lol, i though you meant both. Yeah it is a pointless war for britain, just a waste of resources and good men. I'll watch your vid.

  • @jayc342009 There's a bunch of these Winter Soldier testimony videos on youtube if you're interested. The one I showed is one of the mildest, but basically these are U.S. soldiers telling about what goes on out there when the cameras aren't rolling.

  • @Kazumaster Iraq was definitely a wrong move for UK and USA. But regards to Afghanistan the problem lies on Pakistan meddling in Afghanistan. In fact some Taliban commanders are keen to resolve the war by joining the peace talk hosted by the Afghan government, but Pakistan ISI, or should I say government are not keen for peace.  This resulted to some Taliban commanders being killed by the ISI.

  • @Kazumaster Probably the best comment summing the US's foreign policy... :)

  • tap tap dead finished job done ..( SWITCH ).....

    In through the window Tap da head tap da chest..........IN THROUGH THE WINDOW JACK!!. DOWN THE ROPE IN THROUGH THE WINDOW ...DOUBLE TAP!!..................ALRIGHT I UNDERSTAND YOU SHOT HIM ITS FINE

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  • LOL

    Remember seeing that some years ago on TV. He's a funny bloke, really talented but apparently, suffers from terrible depression in reality. That's possibly where he draws his material from - same with a great deal of performers.

  • omfg ar people that sad these days that everything is compared to call of duty

  • scary scottish guy haha

  • Captain Price is English. The game character and voice actor, anyways.

  • @EJLSWE anyways, the actor is from Scotland, but.. yeah

  • so mac a nut

  • Thought MacTavish was the scottish one?

  • @Dunderkladden i thought that was cpt macmillan who was the scottish one, but hey who cares

  • @Abandonthepotato You should care mate, because `who cares, wins!`

  • @8corporal lol

  • Even Jack Dee videos have CoD references as top comments now? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK.

  • mac as in jon macaleese

  • @jaykay546 I would think so!

  • trust the modern day public to start talking about cod whenever the sas is mentioned :/

  • haha! his Scottish accent sounds like Billy Connolly! 

  • he must be on about eddie stone, such a legend that man!

  • Dickhead.

    

  • 2:03 -- EPIC MOMENT!!!

  • Yeah, like an SAS would be chatting to this spineless fuck.

    Dee should get his arse out to Afghan - that would get him to STFU.

  • @solefthanded2 Wouldn't torturing little kids and bombing innocent people make him even more arrogant?

  • @keflar5 Torturing little kids and bombing people the S.A.S are there to defuse hostage situations, go deep behind enemy lines and sabotage enemy equipment. Killing kids WHAT THE FUCK

  • @KAMIKAZEinbound lololol, where is the "LINE" that they go behind exactly? Do you mean that they drive around dressed like Arabs and plant bombs in market places? Is that what you meant?

  • @keflar5 planting bombs in markets? sorry mate thats the Taliban. The line is territory which insurgents control. Why do hate them so much they dont wildly kill people. Thats the Taliban. I dont mean to offend you mate but these guys live to protect people like you and me and they die for it.

  • @KAMIKAZEinbound sas were caught dressed up as arabs driving around with bombs and when the police arrested them what did we do? We stormed the police station and murdered the very people we had been training. Go look it up. As far as protecting me they are training for doing the same shit on our home soil.........lets assume i'm wrong there and just ask the question; are you more or less likely to be attacked by someone if you have humiliated and tortured them than if you had left them alone?

  • @keflar5 Sorry I couldnt reply I was preoccupied with murdering innocent civilians. Sounds like you have spoonfed this crap since you were a young child and for that reason I will cease being hostile towards you. I respect your side of the argument but do not belive it as a four year veteran of the Afghan war I know my side of the story and it is quite different. So rather than being locked in an eternal battle lets make a compromise.

  • @KAMIKAZEinbound Your reasoning is backed by lies, its a FACT there were no WMD its a FACT that Halliburton was giving Cheaney 1 million a year its a FACT your army was caught torturing people to death its a FACT that Bushes whole fucking cabinet were working for oil companies before they were in power its a FACT that you are the one who is spoonfed because you never had the balls to question exactly whose bidding you are doing. Save the tin foil hat speech for someone as simpleminded as you

  • @keflar5 I wont denounce the fact that AMERICAN soldiers torturted suspected PLF soldiers. I wont denounce the fact that the AMERICAN president G.W Bush was causing trouble in the gulf. My father was Russian and my mother a lefty I grew up questioning the morals of the system we live in it doesnt take balls to question things it takes balls to act upon them that I have done. I wont say that our system is perfect but I sure as shit wont live under the the Taliban.

  • @KAMIKAZEinbound If you judge your actions by the stick of your enemies then you are already ruled by them, as far as "suspects" the whole country is a suspect and thats the point. Our leaders couldn't give a shit about these people or their rights or their women. I appologise for my army talk I don't hate all service people but "War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today" -your last real president

  • @keflar5 Now your talking I appreciate that point of view especially when said in that manner. Our leaders are not the ones I would advise looking up to. Instead grander committees like the U.N should be considered im not telling you whats right and wrong but gorvenments are rather petite and pathetic when it comes down to it the best my government can offer me is words like "well done" and "your service is appreciated". By the way im Australian not a Yankie. Your last quote......very true.

  • @keflar5

    I'm being tortured enough, due to his "humour", and your retardedness.

  • @solefthanded2 his he being as insensitive to troops as you are being to people with learning difficulties. I guess it is a case of whether to attack the the most vunerable or the sacred cow, wimp

  • @keflar5

    Good point - this sacred cow (??? sldiers = farm animals, wtf) enables people like you the freedom to speak, live in freedom defend idiots like this OR, post here without being hauled from your bed in the dead of night. I would suggest you try to remember that small fact.

  • @solefthanded2 "hauled from your bed in the dead of night" "people like you"

    "enables people like you the freedom to speak"

    "live in freedom defend idiots"

    FEAR CHIP ACTIVATED

    PS: your small fact is an oppinion and you are in dire need of a history lesson

  • @solefthanded2 its a fuckin joke, it would have been exaggerated..... you twat! 

  • He's got a twitch, FAWLTY TOWERS, Gourmet Night!

  • The name of the sas solder he is talking about is a guy named eddy stone real hard case good guy met him once top feller but stung as fuck i mean this guy is the best of the best search him up on you tube he now do's interviews about his time in the forces and his pal mac is also an sas guy small guy but he is a hard man him self he also comes on tv an tells of his time in the worlds greatest fighting force =D

  • @birdy856 but he wasn't an officer

  • Half the male population under 50 in San Diego claim to be (or have been) Navy Seals. They (the Navy) actually go around exposing these frauds.

  • So he met captain price

  • @Huddaay Haha nice

  • @Huddaay captain price isn't fucking scottish :P

  • @croup007 No McTavish is

  • @ValukaX exactly my point. jesus. how slow are some people.. mctavish is the scottish one!! which is why i'm pissed off at how that guy who commented "so he met captain price" got 74 fucking likes:' -_- what an idiot

  • @Huddaay Thats where he went...huh

  • @Huddaay and you've got 141 likes. Hahaha

  • @Huddaay John McAleese*

  • Why the fuck are people on here arguing about who's better between the U.S. and British Special Forces? Let's just be glad that these elite troops are fighting for our freedoms against those who would do us harm. And let's also be glad the U.S. and our British cousins are strong and close allies. Stop with the fucking stupid, bullshit arguing or else just go and kiss some Taliban and al-Qeda ass, for fuck's sake!!

  • @superhornet69 You spelt it wrong.

  • @superhornet69 Well said my friend. The people arguing are probably 12yr old COD warriors, Our Special Forces are the hardest to be a part of, and i'm thrilled that My homeland The UK and the US fight side by side everyday. Im going to join the Army at some point and ide be proud to serve along side the US. Together, we are deffo the deadliest combination of Military forces ever created. Amen

  • @benc911 ...Thanks for that, mate. My hat is off to all you Brits who are right there with us Yanks through thick and thin, fighting against all the bastards who want to kill us just because we are who we are and they see our freedoms as a threat to their repressve way of life. Best of luck to you when you go Army...carry on and never quit!!

  • @superhornet69 seriously you think thats why they hate America you are fucking deluded

  • ahhh where the fuck is my highest rated comment >:(

  • If I'm not mistaken, it sounds like he's talking about SAS Sgt. Eddie Stone.

  • lol wt u gonna do sit on them

  • lol this is pathetic who cares about which military is better the sas are the best trained soldiers in the world period but we are allies with the US anyways so we both fight on the same side so stop making something out of nothing and watch the fucking comedy

  • People...it's a fucking clip about people pretending to be in the SAS.

    Not a flame war between Britian and America. For fucks sake, my brother is in fucking Afgan right now fighting along side yanks and I swear to all known and unknown things he is not fighting so that some fucking kid can rant about another country. For fucks sake people. Grow up.

  • Wow, love the fact that so many people can turn a comedy clip into rascist cheap shots at eachother's countries. Real mature dickheads.

  • @richyboy77 I know right. and between Britain and the US aswell. why? were allies.

  • TEAM AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!!

  • How predictable, a rant about the war and America's Navy blood Seals

    Give it a rest, special forces are special forces the world will never need just one. Shut the fuck up about who's best it's not even our concern

  • How did a funny man's jokes end up being a WWII debate?? just enjoy the video.

  • @kingpoostick I hate comment like this. Essentially what you are saying is "Hey, lets not have intelligent discussion. Watch the video and agree with what everyone says.".

    Fuck off.

  • @lyricaltesting Hey if you want a fucking WW2 discussion then go on a WW2 forum, i see these stupid ''My country is better thatn yours'' or ''We won the war for you guys'' no one cares, history is exactly that...History so let it be.

  • @kingpoostick Who are you to say where a discussion can and can't take place?

    See what we are doing now? It's called a debate, you disagree with me and I disagree with you. Not everyone agrees with each other and the way differences are resolved is with mature discussions.

    Youtube comments are used to DISCUSS our views. If someone wants to talk about WW2 and someone else wants to explain why they disagree, then who are you to stop that?

  • @lyricaltesting LOL so people come on comediens videos just to discuss WW2, no they dont that is called being a troll.

  • britain and poland all the way the shit polish had to see at the start and throughout the war aswell as the the fight they put up throughout the war they need more respect then the fucking americans FACT

  • LMAO

    Much respect from Canada

  • prick, mock the S.A.S.

    if your gona do that...make it funny for a start asshole.

  • i don't find jack dee that funny. snm.

  • i thought it was comedy....

    Relax and try to laugh about it instaed of having stupid discussions about who's best

    

  • i dont know why i feel the need to comment but i agree with the guy that said everyone plays their part.the sas are "special" forces that are trained in certain things.in some cases a unit of grunts would be more effective than them.

  • @LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH LEAVE ME AAALLLOONNEE !!!

  • in vietnam 450,000 american bullets were fired before 1 vietnamese was killed on top of that 58000 u.s soldiers killed, were as the british forces were at war with communists in malaysia at the same time and didnt lose a single soul and made friends with the locals at the same time

  • @joeypepps1 What are you wittering on about? The British Army DID suffer KIA casualties in Malaya, where are you coming from with that nonsense?

  • Dang, you guys are really going to town on "who's got a superior military," well shake your dicks cause this pissing contest is over! lol

  • the laugh at 2:45 lol just sounds like woodie the wood pecker ahh!

  • Why does this clip have adverts? I pay my licence so I shouldn't have to watch bloody adverts!

  • No really he did, he flew from Sweden

  • SAS= Scandinavian AirlineS

    

  • @1137Huggernaut

    Poor effort, poor effort.

    The German SA though, that would work, although i believe they were nazis so...

  • @thewoopdeedoo Poor effort? The Scaninavian Airlines is actually abbreviated SAS, which is kind of fail. Whenever I write "SAS" in military terms, people assume I'm taking about the airlines company. :/

  • SAS= Scandinavian AirlineS

  • My dad went to the gulf with the SAS.

  • @26wordy highly doubt that :D

  • super anal sex

  • When Jack Dee came along, I lost interest in stand up comedians. He's just average and boring. They've got worse and worse since him.

  • @1Thompsonmusic ....what is wrong with you? You must be a dull sad person that finds comedy average and boring? Are you a boring old fart into classical music or something? I would suggest you dont watch comedy videos and concentrate on watching paint dry you dull sad boring bastard!

  • @1Thompsonmusic Since him? As if comedians are modeled on one person. Well I do believe the new apple 3G comedian (set to release this year) will turn out to be brilliant if I do say so.

  • @1Thompsonmusic then why watch you miserable bastard ?

  • 1:19, "My pal Mac", as in John Mac?

  • @Xanatos712 i thout he meant john macalees too :P

  • @Xanatos712 No as he said. "go down the rope, through the window" John Mac, used C4's to blow up the window

  • @Xanatos712 i would asume thats who he means aye john mac the crazy scotsmen

  • @Xanatos712 Soap Mac(Tavish)

  • @justyoustupid naaa probably John Mcaleese SAS legend...... search him up........ u might have a BIG shock considering your a COD fan ;)

  • @Xanatos712 There isn't only one guy in the SAS who was named Mac.

  • @MadamKouassi I'm aware of that, but when I hear "Mac" & "2nd-floor window" in regards to the SAS I immediately think the Iranian Embassy Siege.

  • @Xanatos712 Yeah, I guess. I dunno. I doubt it'd be him though.

  • DoubleTap!

  • i automatically hate this cunt, only if he had the guts to say that stuff to his face.

  • Love it.

  • 46 Road Blocks

  • Good God! This is a comedy video, why don't you take your arguments about whose is bigger over to some other web site. Let's just all enjoy the comedy.

  • His Scottish accent isnt that bad actually

  • @lessavit It sounded kind of Scots to me, but I'm nitpicking.

  • can i buy 45 people my first joke book again

  • Fuk Ya Yankees, Australian soldiers kick you arse any day

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  • Stabbed her in the fuckin neck

  • lol funny as

  • Jack Dee is an irreverant, shite comedian (apparantly a comedian). I would love to smack him in the balls, should he have any!

  • Fucking hate adverts

  • SAS = Super Army Soldiers

  • @okee9 Navy Seals = Blue Animals

    you see the difference :D

  • @okee9 they work for the air force so super air soldiers!

  • @blackooopsvids Are you saying Ross Kemp is wrong ?

  • @okee9 speacil air service..

  • my gran lives in hereford....she's in her seventies and she has -so much energy-

    seriously, I or my dad go anywhere with her we have this thing we call "running after grandma" cause she's got this really powerful stride....wonderful woman, but she could probably -be- in the SAS without too much trouble :P

  • Is it just me or is his voice just amazing! :)

  • There are people sitting at home, having their opinions and shit... Watch the damn video, if you want to make a difference. Rise up from the couch or chair, and join the army or a science department. Shut up.

  • Thank fuck for the SAS :D

  • Fuck Hereford.

  • @TheDoctorUK Hereford will fuck you.

  • omfg @markofarmerthe just raped who ever XD i agree with him 2 actualy

  • I thought the SAS were not aloud to say that they are special forces? I thought they were to say they work for the MOD? I dont know but what i do know is that they did a great job in Libya the other day.

  • @LfcGoddardENGCJG They probably went into a bar and started boasting about their past missions :p

  • hahaha this is funny

  • if jack saw a real sas officer he'd shit himself

  • could anyone enlighten me about what SAS means?

  • @MrKeegi

    Special.Air.Service :)

  • @MrKeegi British counter terrorism unit. Acronym for Special Air Service. Alongside with SBS-Special Boat Service SRR-Special Reconnaissance Regiment and SASR which is Australias SAS.

  • @MrKeegi smelly american service, they now do home delivery too

  • @MrKeegi

    Let me tell you exactly what it means, as some people have no idea on here.

    The SAS, Special Air Service, are a part of the UK Special Forces Group.

    They are the fittest, most highly trained and skilled soldiers in the World; soldiers used for any environment.

    This video is funny because they are notorious for having a "screw loose" or being a bit mental, especially when it comes to killing or physical violence. They never really "let go", but that's just a stereotype.

  • @MrKeegi Let me tell you exactly what it means, as some people have no idea on here.

    The SAS, Special Air Service, are a part of the UK Special Forces Group.

    They are the fittest, most highly trained and skilled soldiers in the World; soldiers used for any environment. Like the US Delta Force

    This video is funny because they are notorious for having a "screw loose" or being a bit mental, especially when it comes to killing or violence. They never really "let go", but that's just a stereotype.

  • @YoTypicalBlackDude Yes they are. End of discussion.

  • Stop all the BS any person who serves are doing there bit from cooks to logistics to pilots to troops to nurse's & doc's so knock of the BullShit for Fks Sake, everyone is doing there BIT.where all fighting the bad guys !!!