Not evil? Are you fucking joking? It IS evil because that dumbass book was wrote by MEN not a loving god. I'm sorry, but a LOVING all powerful being would not have a man sleep with his goddamn daughters....that is truly revolting. You my friend are extremely delusional if you honestly believe in what your saying.
P.S. The bible does in fact have an OVERWHELMING amount of contradictions. : )
incest in bible is not evil???? a man having sex with his daughter impregnant her that is not evil? that learns christians how to have sex with their family members
Gather round children. Here is the skinny on incest. There is nothing wrong with hugging, kissing, humping and snuggling one's sister or daughter or vice-versa. After all, it is the purest form of love family. BUT, here is the danger of unprotected incest Ryan Seacrest, Michael Lambert, Tom Cruise, Britney Spears, Michael Jackson and on and on. Nail your sister in that hot tub but resist the temptation to procreate! PROTECTION!
Can someone answer this? God created Adam and Eve, they had sons Cane and Abel..Cane Killed Abel. Then suddenly out of nowhere comes a "wife" for Cane? Where the hell did she come from? who were her parents? Adam and Eve? Remember, so far there are only 4 people on the planet, Adam, Eve, Cane, and Abel. Cane is dead. This new "wife" had to be an offspring of Adam and Eve. AH HAH>>>>INCEST !!! Canemarried his sister !!! ???
@wiannoboy Yes it was incest, and it was his sister that he took after ke kill his brother. Also Set married his sister in order to fulfill the planet. Abraham, Isaac an Jacob also practice incest with ther wives. Moses parents also on incest his mather was his father aunt. They were not under the Leviticus laws. Laws in my concept are not eternal or absolutes but the principals and foundations of them are.
i was also joking. i realize it is a parody video and i was trying to be one of those smartass anal people who have to correct everything cus they know everything about everything
ROFL! You CLEARLY have shown me how HYPOCRITICAL not only you are but the bible is!! Yeah, JUSTIFY, JUSTIFY, JUSTIFY!!!! If you cannot accept the many flaws/contradictions of the bible then simply justify!!
Incest is not immoral before the mosaic law of moses, even if it was discovered there is no problem with it. But during the Mosaic era death penalty is for incest because it is more associated with rape then.
Incest continued after the Mosaic laws! How you may ask? Simple, we're ALL related to each other! We would have to be if incest was the way to populate the planet! Your wife must somehow be related to you(if you're married)if you believe in Creationism! I however DO NOT believe that is how man came about!
If you believe in Adam and Eve which I don't so I don't believe for a second that we are descendants of incest. We are a product of ET's genetic altering and I think that will be proven in my life time!
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"Funny thing is, when Cain was banished to the land of Nod, he finds a wife in that land."
No -- that's just where they were when he got her pregnant. It doesn't say anything about him finding her there. There were other people where Cain and Abel lived, or he wouldn't have had to flee, now would he? Who was he running from?
Funny thing is, when Cain was banished to the land of Nod, he finds a wife in that land. Now up until this point, the Bible mentions noone else except for Adam, Eve, Cain and Abel. Where did all those other people come from all of a sudden? It's all bullcrap people. Good video.
heh good job, though a thought did occur to me here...about the story...unless by some miracle they had the same pregnancy time...wouldn't it be somewhat unlikly that a single time, would get them both pregnant?
Well I guess that is a goodargument for it being gods will, after all, any time else in the bible it's perposterous, like no mass inbreeding from incest of all animals/humans, they just say god fixed it that way, so he must have fixed it so the girls could get pregnant from their father first try.
Nice exegesis.. Amen bro
tishaJ91 2 days ago
nasty bastard
saji9687 3 weeks ago
This has got to be a joke!
McGANGSTAWALRUS 2 months ago
we are not animals we are Dharmic .
ukgreaterlondon 3 months ago
God made Adam and eve, right? How did they populate the earth? Incest :)
Stfuen 7 months ago
@Stfuen not quite.
jenchen81 2 months ago
Not evil? Are you fucking joking? It IS evil because that dumbass book was wrote by MEN not a loving god. I'm sorry, but a LOVING all powerful being would not have a man sleep with his goddamn daughters....that is truly revolting. You my friend are extremely delusional if you honestly believe in what your saying.
P.S. The bible does in fact have an OVERWHELMING amount of contradictions. : )
Juegow84 8 months ago
But there is a hidden message for all to discover in Genesis 38 verse9 and 10.
Dreamsex101 1 year ago
lol they had to get drunk in order to fuck their dad. Fucking gross
WhiskeyLovinAtheist 1 year ago
incest in bible is not evil???? a man having sex with his daughter impregnant her that is not evil? that learns christians how to have sex with their family members
ARIAAI 1 year ago
@ARIAAI you do not understand anything correctly about this subject matter judging from this comment. if you want further guidance ask me
yellowpaint12345 1 year ago
Gather round children. Here is the skinny on incest. There is nothing wrong with hugging, kissing, humping and snuggling one's sister or daughter or vice-versa. After all, it is the purest form of love family. BUT, here is the danger of unprotected incest Ryan Seacrest, Michael Lambert, Tom Cruise, Britney Spears, Michael Jackson and on and on. Nail your sister in that hot tub but resist the temptation to procreate! PROTECTION!
TheGoodLordJesus 2 years ago
Boy do I hate when pepl dont git tha bible!! its wat god said so its just true :)
jesusluvr07 2 years ago
Can someone answer this? God created Adam and Eve, they had sons Cane and Abel..Cane Killed Abel. Then suddenly out of nowhere comes a "wife" for Cane? Where the hell did she come from? who were her parents? Adam and Eve? Remember, so far there are only 4 people on the planet, Adam, Eve, Cane, and Abel. Cane is dead. This new "wife" had to be an offspring of Adam and Eve. AH HAH>>>>INCEST !!! Canemarried his sister !!! ???
Can anyone clarify?
wiannoboy 2 years ago
well thy rarely mention the daughters in the bible ... only the sons so there could have been women there
MrBBoyGo 2 years ago
@MrBBoyGo
well they mention them when theyre hookers , rape victims, slaves, or submissive wives...so i dunno about that
wiannoboy 2 years ago
@wiannoboy Yes it was incest, and it was his sister that he took after ke kill his brother. Also Set married his sister in order to fulfill the planet. Abraham, Isaac an Jacob also practice incest with ther wives. Moses parents also on incest his mather was his father aunt. They were not under the Leviticus laws. Laws in my concept are not eternal or absolutes but the principals and foundations of them are.
ronyen777 8 months ago
lmao. you just got yourself a new sub.
JIMMYguitar07 2 years ago
ok wait by passing your richest seed dont you also have to love that family member and then it wud count as biblical incest
frtuhgr 2 years ago
five stars!
xxxild 2 years ago
sitting through the video was worth it for that line at the end...lmao
cowpacino 2 years ago
Muslims don't have such double standards with respect to secular pedophilia and Muhammad's pedophilia:
They consider Mohammad's pedophilia good and therefore engage in heavy pedophilia themselves and find that also good.
AntiChrist67 2 years ago
8 BILLION ???????
SiManRevolution 2 years ago
you shoulda said rectangular circle or something. cus technically, by definition, squares are rectangular.
definition of rectangle: a shape with 2 sets of parallel lines.
im not disagreeing with ur argument, tho. the bible is littered with inconsistencies, hypocracies, and bullshit.
kevingobells 2 years ago
I know that squares are rectangles. That was the joke. If you had read the description, you'd have realized that.
dinguswad452 2 years ago
i was also joking. i realize it is a parody video and i was trying to be one of those smartass anal people who have to correct everything cus they know everything about everything
kevingobells 2 years ago
Sorry, man. I was drunk when I read that. Also, sarcasm doesn't translate as well in text. My bad.
dinguswad452 2 years ago
HaHa double standard lol
Number2Films 2 years ago
... this is discusting in any way you look at it... come on ¬W¬!
crusifixa 2 years ago
ROFL! You CLEARLY have shown me how HYPOCRITICAL not only you are but the bible is!! Yeah, JUSTIFY, JUSTIFY, JUSTIFY!!!! If you cannot accept the many flaws/contradictions of the bible then simply justify!!
99minerkc 2 years ago
Incest is not immoral before the mosaic law of moses, even if it was discovered there is no problem with it. But during the Mosaic era death penalty is for incest because it is more associated with rape then.
oseanic1980 2 years ago
Incest continued after the Mosaic laws! How you may ask? Simple, we're ALL related to each other! We would have to be if incest was the way to populate the planet! Your wife must somehow be related to you(if you're married)if you believe in Creationism! I however DO NOT believe that is how man came about!
99minerkc 2 years ago
All 6+ Billion humans are descendants of incest. Do some research on it.
3R3MITE 2 years ago
If you believe in Adam and Eve which I don't so I don't believe for a second that we are descendants of incest. We are a product of ET's genetic altering and I think that will be proven in my life time!
99minerkc 2 years ago
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Braydensdrtf 2 years ago
"Funny thing is, when Cain was banished to the land of Nod, he finds a wife in that land."
No -- that's just where they were when he got her pregnant. It doesn't say anything about him finding her there. There were other people where Cain and Abel lived, or he wouldn't have had to flee, now would he? Who was he running from?
OneEyedJack1970 2 years ago
His dad?
beriukay 2 years ago
more like wincest, amiright?
DeathBringer9000 2 years ago
LOL, that was great
BuiltEnvironment 2 years ago
balance of whiskey dick and drunkenness....
instant comedy classic!!!!! I have found my stiffest (pun intended) competition for this round yet!
KingHeathen 2 years ago
Thank ya kindly! That means a lot coming from you.
dinguswad452 2 years ago
I've not watched a whole lot of Jezuzfreek videos, but you seem to have his character down pretty well :)
spinkwotzer 2 years ago
lol at secular incest.
Okay, just had to say that. On with the video...
spinkwotzer 2 years ago
Balance between not knowing it was his daughters, and not suffering from Whiskey Dick. LMFAO!!!
freedom0f5peech 2 years ago
Great parody!
LadyValkyrie37 2 years ago
Funny thing is, when Cain was banished to the land of Nod, he finds a wife in that land. Now up until this point, the Bible mentions noone else except for Adam, Eve, Cain and Abel. Where did all those other people come from all of a sudden? It's all bullcrap people. Good video.
fa272 2 years ago
Great premise. 5 stars,
AlmightyAtheismo 2 years ago
Great job, you represent some things about Jezuzfreek spot on. The best parody yet, imo.
LazloDoe 2 years ago
heh good job, though a thought did occur to me here...about the story...unless by some miracle they had the same pregnancy time...wouldn't it be somewhat unlikly that a single time, would get them both pregnant?
wolfwing1 2 years ago
That would be unlikely, but the Bible is the infallible word of God, so that must be how it happened.
dinguswad452 2 years ago
Well I guess that is a goodargument for it being gods will, after all, any time else in the bible it's perposterous, like no mass inbreeding from incest of all animals/humans, they just say god fixed it that way, so he must have fixed it so the girls could get pregnant from their father first try.
wolfwing1 2 years ago
Exactly! Now you're coming around.
dinguswad452 2 years ago
Haha!!!! Perfect.
djosephallen 2 years ago
immitation or parody? Hard to tell apart sometimes.
Censeo 2 years ago